Chapter 311 Couple Special, real couples are here!
After Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang are Shaobing and Cao Heyang. These two brothers are under a lot of pressure in this episode. It would be a shame for this pair of partners if they get eliminated in the end due to the low number of votes.
So the two of them went crazy in order to avoid being eliminated!
How did they go crazy? They were playing the role of "solving lantern riddles"!
When the actors of Deyun heard the name of the show they announced, they all looked at them as if they were monsters. You know, the two brothers once performed "Guessing Lantern Riddles" on the stage for an hour and a half just to buy time for the drunk Yu Qian, and they almost vomited blood on the stage.
Since then, this performance has been deleted from their performance list. Unexpectedly, they were brought out today. Right from the start, the two brothers started making jokes, saying that the reason they were on this show was because someone was drinking backstage.
The audiences who came to Deyun Douxiaoshe were all familiar with Deyun Club. At least half of them understood the joke and laughed immediately.
However, the two of them did not choose this job purely for the sake of playing with memes; the riddles were also carefully designed.
As the supporting actor, Cao Heyang asked a relatively normal question: "Our master's son has arrived in Antarctica. Name a food."
The answer is ice cream. It is easy to guess and a very normal homophonic riddle.
When he got to Shaobing, he asked in a roundabout way: "It was said that our master's beloved disciple Luan Yunping was the vice president, and you beat a Three Kingdoms character!"
"A Three Kingdoms character? How can I guess?"
Shaobing laughed: "Sun Quan!"
"Sun Quan?"
"This grandson has some power!" Shaobing's explanation caused the whole place to burst into laughter.
"Then let me ask you another question. Our master Guo Degang has learned to walk upright. Name a medicinal herb?" Cao Heyang asked.
Shaobing couldn’t guess the answer, the answer is peach kernel.
"Isn't our master Tao? He can walk upright and has become a human, Tao Ren!"
Shaobing complained about his riddle and asked Cao Heyang to squat down and then stand up: "Come on, based on your movements just now, guess the name of a Chinese medicine."
"what?"
"Goji, the dog is up!"
This kind of fighting crosstalk is suitable for the two of them to chatter. You make a few insults to me and make a fuss, and I will challenge you and have fun. The atmosphere on the scene is quite lively. Judging from the reaction, the number of votes will not be low.
After them came Zhang Helun and Zhu Hecong. Zhang Helun was given a hard time by Zhu Hecong.
There is a classic gag in which the funny man says that he can’t write, and can’t write the first character of “屎土” (feces soil). He asks the supporting actor, but the supporting actor doesn’t know how to write it either, so he says, “Oh, this shit is right at my lips, and I can’t write it.”
But Zhu Hecong didn't play by the rules. Zhang Helun held up a fan as a pen and just said, "Oh no, I forgot the word when I picked up the pen."
Zhu Hecong snatched his fan and put it on the table: "Then put down your pen. Have you remembered it?"
Zhang Helun didn't know it at all, so he quickly said, "I forgot this word, and I asked you, but you didn't remember it!"
"I raised my pen too?"
Zhang Helun himself was made to laugh by Zhu Hecong, and the audience naturally burst into laughter as well.
Guo Qilin and Zhou Jiuliang performed a narrative crosstalk in a proper manner. Zhou Jiuliang did not have the usual listless and anxious attitude of working in the small theater. He praised the actors with every word, and the effect was quite good.
The last performers were Yue Yunpeng and Luan Yunping. These two old guys performed a traditional job in a steady manner and the effect was quite good.
The final voting results showed a rare scene. Luan Yunping and Zhou Jiuliang both ranked last. The program team decided to arrange the two in different teams in the next episode. The loser in the reality show would be eliminated, and the winner would enter the subsequent crosstalk performance.
A few days after the recording of "Douxiaoshe" ended, Dongqiang went to the training academy several times to supervise the studies of his apprentice and Qilong's apprentice, while Qilong went to several places to look at houses.
His proposal was successful before, and now it's time to buy a house. Now Qi Long is making a lot of money by performing crosstalk, recording variety shows, and getting money from the company for variety show planning ideas.
The house I rented was from Dongqiang's family, and the house I bought was also from their family.
The reason why he didn't buy the current rented house is mainly because this house has been finely decorated. Qi Long doesn't have any big requirements for decoration, as long as it can be lived in, but he has to consider whether his partner has the same decoration style as he wants.
So he planned to buy a house with simple decoration. His godfather had several properties that were simply decorated after purchase. Qi Long looked for several houses and chose one in a community near Dongqiang's home, and paid 80% of the market valuation.
The old man knew that Qi Long would not accept it for free, so he went out to buy it and simply made an offer, but insisted on a discount!
"I'm not giving you two a discount, I'm giving my future grandchildren a discount. Dongqiang is nowhere to be found, and if I want to experience the joy of being a grandfather, I might have to hold your child."
Now that things have come to this, even a child who doesn't even exist has been mentioned, Qi Long could only accept it.
I never thought that one day I would encounter this classic line about Chinese relationships: What is given to the children is not for you!
Qi Long didn't have to worry about the process, he just had to pay the money and then discuss the decoration plan with Zhang Wanyi.
Zhang Wanyi wanted to set up a high-tech room, where any household item could be used automatically by just shouting, such as automatically closing the curtains, turning on and off electrical appliances, etc.
She also said that since Qi Long bought the house, the money for decoration and purchasing electrical appliances would have to be paid by her family.
We can't let Qi Long pay for everything just because he makes a lot of money. I joked that if I do that, I will have no say in the family.
Qi Long objected: "I can earn so much money, why should I spend my father-in-law's money? Just use my card and treat it as your purchase. Just treat it as your salary as a costume designer for me!"
Ever since she became Qi Long's girlfriend, Zhang Wanyi has been matching Qi Long's clothes for the shows. Many passers-by and crosstalk fans have also said that Qi Long's fashion sense has improved a lot since they started dating. Every time when everyone discusses clothes at the beginning of the show, they have also praised Qi Long's clothes. Every time Qi Long would be proud that the clothes were matched by his exclusive costume designer.
"Oh yeah, I would have forgotten if you hadn't told me. The clothes have arrived. Let's try them on."
"What's this?" Qi Long looked at the dark red suit with a fake rose on the pocket and a purple tie. He immediately felt that this was not his style. He was a very decent person and was not suitable for this kind of evil charm.
Zhang Wanyi showed him the message in the "Let's Run" team group, and tagged the costume stylists of each production team and Gao Dongqiang, asking them to dress more formally and handsomely.
"To look more formal and handsome, we can get some proper suits. They are so sexy!"
Zhang Wanyi urged: "Try it first, if it doesn't work, try another one!"
Qi Long took off his clothes and put on this sexy suit on the spot. Well, it really doesn't fit him: "He's like a rich second-generation whose family owns a mine. He's not a real rich second-generation. He's like the kind of rich second-generation in movies and TV shows."
"Hahahaha, that's good. I'll wear this."
"Okay, I'm bound to be laughed at at the beginning, so I don't even have to think about it!" Qi Long waved his hand.
Three days later, when Qi Long walked towards the opening venue in such a sexy suit, Shen Teng, who was wearing a traditional suit, and Gao Dongqiang, who was wearing a small leather jacket, started laughing at him: "What are you wearing?"
Dong Qiang commented: "It's like a college student who has never been to a nightclub and borrowed a suit to experience it!"
"I feel like I have the same feeling as the host of the Northeastern rural stage ten years ago!"
"Yes, yes, yes. Those who sing Errenzhuan have to dress funny!" Dongqiang agreed.
Qi Long pointed at Gao Dongqiang and said, "People asked us to dress more formally, but what about your leather jacket? It's still hot out there, aren't you afraid of getting prickly heat?"
Dongqiang picked up the fake flower in his chest pocket and said, "Don't change the subject. You have a dark red suit and a pink tie with a fake flower on it. It's too derpy. Look at you!"
"Hahahaha, Dongqiang's Northeastern dialect is pretty good. I think so too."
As they were talking, Sha Yi came over. This one was even more outrageous. He was wearing a white suit, but the suit had all kinds of patterns on it, and it was colorful. He strolled over.
Qi Long exclaimed: "Wow, what's coming towards us is a refrigerator, and it's covered with refrigerator magnets!"
"Hahahahahahaha!" Shen Teng and Dong Qiang burst into laughter together. This description was so apt.
Sha Yi immediately ran: "What refrigerator? This is fashion. My costume designer said it's the most fashionable suit!"
"Your clothes look like the ones that the kids put in kindergarten and put in there after a day of painting practice and then wore!" Shen Teng also made a metaphor, causing laughter again.
Compared with Qi Long's sexy suit and Sha Yi's floral suit, Qin Xiaoxian, who came later in a casual suit, and Wang Jiaer, who came later in a white shirt, did not cause any discussion at all. "I'm more curious about what Chao Yue is wearing?" Qi Long directly ignored the two people who came over and started to cue the next person.
Sha Yi: "It will probably be a dress, a beautiful skirt or something."
"Then should we help pull up the hem of her skirt?" Qin Xiaoxian asked as he ran towards the exit.
Qi Long pulled him back: "Don't go, you're so clumsy that your skirt might get stepped on."
"Why am I so clumsy?" Qin Xiaoxian pushed Qi Long.
Shen Teng put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked over tremblingly: "I'll go, I'll go!"
At this time, Director Pao spoke: "Please ask the six male guests to move into the room. The female guests are already waiting inside."
"Oh?" Several men immediately became excited.
Qi Long: "That Qin Xiaoxian and Chao Yue should be in the same group!"
"Why? No, no, no, I want a new female guest!" Qin Xiaoxian immediately refused, and was completely different from the bootlicker he had just been.
Dong Qiang pushed him and said, "What do you mean? Just because a new female guest comes, you won't care about our regular members anymore?"
"Uncle Dongqiang, you go and take care of him!" Qin Xiaoxian immediately retorted.
Dong Qiang waved his hand: "If we are a group of two, you will have nothing to do. I am considering you."
"Hahahaha"
When everyone got inside, there were six huge gift boxes, each with a male member's name on it, which meant they had no choice.
"Whoever chooses Chaoyue will be in big trouble, right?" Qin Xiaoxian commented.
Sha Yi smiled and said, "Just pray that you and Chao Yue are not in the same team today. If you are in the same team, you are done."
"Even if it's not Team 1, it's done. Chao Yue can let him go. I'll rush out and hit him on the back of the head later!"
Although Yang Chaoyue is very beautiful, we have been recording the show together for such a long time that we are too familiar with each other, so everyone still wants to have some freshness.
The director asked them to open the gift boxes with their names on them one by one. Qi Long went up first. On the surface he looked expectant, but in fact he knew everything clearly.
As soon as he found out that today was a special episode for couples, he knew who it was. She must be his real fiancée, otherwise he wouldn't dress like this to hook up with other women.
Qi Long tore open the box, and Zhang Wanyi, wearing a dark red dress, walked out with a smile on her face. At this time, Qi Long glared at the program crew in surprise, and then turned around and looked at his fiancée with a smile on his face.
Others applauded:
"Wow, are they really a couple?"
"Wow, now Qi Long's outfit looks good to me. You two already knew how to match them, right?"
"Welcome, welcome."
Everyone was welcoming Zhang Wanyi or commenting that the two of them were a good match.
Only Gao Dongqiang pointed at Qi Long after everyone's voices gradually died down. He discovered that Qi Long had deliberately done this for the show effect: "Qi Long, why were you glaring at the director just now? Are you not satisfied with the pairing the director arranged?"
Zhang Wanyi also looked up at Qi Long.
"Our program recording is tiring, I'm afraid she'll be tired!" Qi Long quickly explained: "If you had told the program team earlier, I would have asked her to train her physical fitness a month in advance!"
Sha Yi accused Qi Long: "Tsk tsk tsk, you didn't even know your fiancée was coming to the show, you really are, are you two unfamiliar with each other?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Look, when my wife came to my prison to get married, I could already feel her coming. Qi Long, you are such an incompetent fiancé."
As he spoke, Sha Yi walked towards the gift box, opened it, and his wife Hu Ke came out.
"Huh? Why is it you, my wife?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
This is the tacit understanding that comes from recording a show together. Everyone not only understands each other, but also understands the program crew. Sha Yi guessed that Qi Long was a real couple, and it was very likely that he was also a couple. And it turned out to be true!
The complaints about Qi Long at the beginning were just like the filler remarks in a crosstalk, and then when his wife came out he didn't know it was just a punchline to get rid of.
Sure enough, it rang.
Qi Long imitated him: "Sha Yi, you didn't even know your wife was going to be on this show, you really are, are you two unfamiliar with each other?"
"Hahahaha!"
"His face is more collapsed than Qi Long's, and his smile is more stiff than Qi Long's."
Shen Teng slapped his head and said, "Oh no, my wife and your three girlfriends are not coming too, are they?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Gao Dongqiang, Wang Jiaer and Qin Xiaoxian went out together to refute the rumors.
We don't have girlfriends, and there's a Chaoyue inside, so don't talk nonsense.
"Oh no, I was so busy having fun that I forgot there was a bomb inside." Qin Xiaoxian hasn't recorded a show for more than two weeks. He hasn't done anything stupid for several weeks, but today he couldn't help it.
When Shen Teng opened the gift box, it was not his wife, but his comedy partner and good friend Ma Li!
Dongqiang opened the gift box, and Meng Ziyi, who had traveled with him, burst out laughing, with her hands under her chin and her head raised: "jiangjiang"
Seeing that it was her, Dongqiang grabbed her hand and stuffed her back into the gift box.
There is nothing wrong with these two, but they developed a brother-sister relationship during the trip that seems to always undermine each other. Qi Long also knows a gossip that Meng Ziyi privately asked Dong Qiang if Qin Xiaoxian has a girlfriend or something.
The program crew didn't even mention putting Lao Qin and Xiao Meng in the same group, hahaha.
Only Wang Jiaer and Qin Xiaoxian are left, and one of their couple partners must be Yang Chaoyue.
Wang Jiaer opened fire first, and Yang Chaoyue almost jumped out.
Qin Xiaoxian clenched his fists and yelled, "Yeah, Yeah!"
Chao jumped out without caring about his partner Wang Jiaer, and rushed towards Qin Xiaoxian first, jumping up and hitting him on the back of the head.
"I've been tolerating you in there for a long time. What do you mean I'm a bomb? Ah!"
"Hahahaha." Everyone watching the fun applauded and laughed.
After hitting Yang Chaoyue several times, Qin Xiaoxian counterattacked and hit him several times in the void, and only then did Chaoyue and Wang Jiaer, who looked disappointed, return to their positions.
Qin Xiaoxian opened the sealed gift box with great anticipation, and Sun Jiuxiang, holding a headscarf, came out: "Old Qin~~~ people are here!"
Lao Qin's smile disappeared at the speed of light, and he raised his foot and kicked Sun Jiuxiang.
"puff"
The whole audience burst into laughter, and Qi Long, who was drinking water, burst out laughing. Program crew, you know how to have fun!
"Hahahahahaha!"
(End of this chapter)
