Chapter 306: Extreme punishment, take off on the plane!
This game has a BUG, it obviously doesn't count, there is no option to land with both feet at the same time, only left foot and right foot, so it doesn't make sense!
Yan Min didn't argue with them and directly suggested changing the game.
"Come to me one by one. I have a red card and a blue card in my hand. Guess what color the card is. If everyone guesses correctly, the production team will pay for it!"
Qi Long and Dong Qiang ran up after hearing the rules. The four sisters and Meng Ziyi looked at what they were doing with curiosity.
Qi Long rushed towards Yan Min, and Dong Qiang opened his arms to block all the cameras: "Stop filming, stop filming, we are dealing with private matters here!"
Qi Long's fist hit Yan Min's arm. It was definitely a light blow, but it was very fast.
"Hahahahahaha!" Meng Ziyi clapped and burst into laughter.
Meng Ziyi was more familiar with Qi Long and Dong Qiang, and knew that Qi Long could not play luck games, so when she heard the rules, she knew that the director team was targeting him and going up to beat him up.
But the four sisters looked at each other in confusion.
Teacher Cai Ming pulled Meng Ziyi and asked, "Why?"
Meng Ziyi quickly explained that Qi Long had very bad luck. He could only win one out of ten games of luck, and that one game he won was against Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi, who had equally bad luck.
"Director Yan deliberately doesn't want us to win!" Meng Ziyi concluded.
The four sisters immediately united in their hatred and said, yes, yes, this director is so bad.
Although they were hit twice, Yan Min had no intention of changing the rules of the game. It was obvious that she did not want to provide funding and wanted them to participate in the punishment.
After a round of games, Qi Long lost the game as expected, as expected, and without surprise. After analyzing for a long time, he finally decided to choose red. He chose blue, and Yan Min ended up with red.
Well, you have to pay for your own meal. To save money, eat less. Qi Long also brought instant noodles!
However, the penalty project surprised everyone. The tour group had to challenge an project where they had to sit on the top of a small plane to admire the natural scenery of Britain. At the same time, the plane would sway greatly and perform tricks in the air.
While the members are sitting on the top of the plane, the people below have to quickly complete a puzzle. The punishment ends when the member who gets off the plane tells the contents of the puzzle. Otherwise, continue!
Qi Long and Dong Qiang stood up again, one blocking the camera and the other hitting the director.
Because this time it was too much, Qi Long was blocking the camera, and Dong Qiang gave the director a back throw, but of course he didn't throw her to the ground. Yan Min turned around in the air and was supported by Dong Qiang when she was about to land.
Needless to say, for the ride on the top of the plane, older people are not allowed to ride, and the only ones who can ride are Qi Long, Dong Qiang and Meng Ziyi.
"I dare not!" Meng Ziyi waved her hand.
Qi Long glared: "You said it as if I dare, Dong Qiang"
"I don't dare either!" Dong Qiang didn't feel afraid at all, he just didn't want to punish the person directly.
The director arranged another hidden task. Later during dinner, whoever of the three of them is called by the sisters the least number of times will be the first to be punished!
Of course, hidden tasks must be hidden. You can't just go over and let the sisters call your name all the time. You have to guide them silently.
Dongqiang is sure to win. He is the porter on this trip. If the sisters have any difficulties, they must call Dongqiang. They must definitely call him.
Meng Ziyi is also quite confident. She and her sisters have been traveling for a week and have been called many times.
Then who would be less to call?
Qi Long:.
A world was born in which only one person was injured. He really didn't want to play the airplane project. He was timid and his legs felt weak when he looked down from the third floor.
So Qi Long decided to give it a try.
Although there are software that can provide magical drugs that can boost courage, Qi Long generally does not use it when recording variety shows for the sake of program effects.
The purpose of those terrifying projects is to film you looking scared. If you are not afraid at all, the show will not be effective.
During the meal, Qi Long was very careful. As soon as he entered the door, he put the toilet paper on the table next to himself to wipe his sweat. If anyone wanted napkins later, wouldn't they have to call him?
Moreover, he occupied a seat at the edge, which was the only way for the waiter to serve the dishes. As long as he pretended not to notice the waiter, the sisters would definitely call him to remind him to move away and not get burned.
However, his ideals were full of hope, and someone who knew him well saw through them at a glance.
As soon as Qi Long finished wiping the sweat off his face, Dong Qiang picked up the napkin and put it back in the middle of the table.
The waiter brought the dish up, and before it reached Dongqiang, he stood up to take it, not giving Qi Long a chance to be called.
Qi Long stared at Dong Qiang fiercely, but it was of no avail.
Meng Ziyi also has her own little tricks. She puts the sisters' bags on the back of the chair behind her. Anyone who wants to touch up their makeup, ask for money for meals or take medicine after meals has to call her.
"Qiang, you take a rest today. I, your airborne guest, will help you with your work!" Qi Long said with a smile.
Dong Qiang waved his hand: "No need, Jiao'er!"
"Eh? Dong Qiang!"
Dong Qiang immediately smiled proudly at Qi Long, then smiled at Sister Wang Lin who called him: "What's wrong, Sister Wang!"
"What did you call Qi Long just now?"
Qi Long was also proud, and explained: "He called me Jiao'er, which is flattering me. I'm not at that level yet!"
"Qi Long is good at crosstalk, he will be successful in the future sooner or later!" Lu Zhong said with emotion. They watched the performance of Qi Long and Dong Qiang last night. Although they might not understand some of the jokes due to their age, they still laughed along most of the time. They were really good!
Cai Ming nodded: "When he was still young and came to see me with his master, I felt that Qi Long was a very smart kid!"
As he spoke, Cai Ming talked about the time when Hou Yaowen took Qi Long to a consolation performance and met many artists. At that time, everyone thought that this child was cute and polite. The eight or nine-year-old child was like a little adult. He carried the bag for his master and wiped his sweat. He never sat down but stood the whole time.
Of course, Qi Long was not qualified to perform at that time, he was just following his master to do odd jobs.
"At that time, we privately said that Master Qi Long brought him here not to show the world, but to show off that he has a good apprentice. Their crosstalk has successors, and Qi Long is indeed doing well now!"
Qi Long was mentioned several times during the story.
But to be honest, Qi Long no longer cared about this. When Teacher Cai Ming talked about his master, he just adjusted his sitting posture, put his hands on his knees, bent over and listened. He had no idea of hiding the task at all.
As the saying goes, one may try hard to plant flowers but they may not bloom, but one may plant willows by accident and they may grow into a shade. When Qi Long passed away, his name was mentioned several times.
Dongqiang was really not afraid of high-altitude projects, so he didn't try to show off. He just tried to hinder Qi Long, but when he found he couldn't hinder him anymore, he didn't care anymore, and he didn't stop Meng Ziyi's little tricks.
In the end, Dongqiang boarded the plane as the first punisher, and the other six members of the tour group had to quickly put the big puzzle together.
The trick to putting together a jigsaw puzzle is to put the corners and sides together first, because the corners have obvious features and can be put in without thinking, and the sides also have obvious features and can be put in with a little thought.
In order to make the mission successful in one go, Qi Long tried his best and successfully pieced together the puzzle of the Tower of London.
"Oh oh oh oh ~ Wow!" Dongqiang shouted excitedly on the plane and forgot about the puzzle.
After coming down, the brother was still excited: "The great roc rises with the wind one day, soaring up to 90,000 miles. Wow, Qilong, it really feels like riding a dragon up there. It feels like I am flying, and I feel like I have ascended to heaven."
"Puzzle!" Qi Long looked at him expectantly.
Dongqiang silently took off the helmet with the sports camera and handed it to Qilong: "Forgot." "You did it on purpose?"
"No, no, no, I wasn't careful, seriously brother, go and feel it, it feels so good. But don't open your mouth when you turn a corner, the wind will enter your mouth and stretch it out, it's very uncomfortable!"
Qi Long held his forehead: "I don't want to experience it"
"Everyone is here!"
"If you had told me earlier that there was a project, I would never have been here as a guest star!" Qi Long sighed.
Dong Qiang: "As a flying guest, don't you have to fly for a bit?"
"As a regular member, why don't you stay on the plane and not come down?" Even during the tense period, Qi Long would still turn over the baggage.
"Hahahaha"
Unlike Dongqiang who looked calm when getting on the plane, Qi Long's legs were already shaking when he climbed to the top of the small plane. He sat there and tied his legs to the seat legs with a safety rope. His hands were shaking when he tied his body to the seat.
She spoke with a trembling voice: "You...you guys just stop doing the puzzle and let the sisters take a break. I definitely can't see it!"
"No, brother. If you can't do it, it's my turn!" Meng Ziyi clasped her hands together and kept bowing to Qi Long on the plane: "Brother Long, please!"
"Stop bowing, I feel like I need to leave," Qi Long said unhappily.
Dong Qiang smiled and clapped his hands: "Jiao'er, do you want me to cry for you?"
"Okay, let's have a earth-shattering cry."
"I'm telling you pure bullshit!" Dong Qiang spat, then turned around and smiled, "He's fine, he's still taking advantage of me at this time!"
The members nearby were puzzled: "How is this considered taking advantage?"
Dong Qiang opened his mouth and said, "There is a 'Crying Theory' in our crosstalk, which says: When a son cries for his father, it shakes the world; when a wife cries for her husband, it is sincere; when a daughter-in-law cries for her mother-in-law, it is false; when a son-in-law cries for his mother-in-law, it is like a wild donkey farting!"
"Hahahahahahahaha!" the tour group applauded collectively.
Well, if a crosstalk actor takes advantage without explanation, you might not know!
"What about that pure nonsense just now?"
"That's friends crying over friends. Meng Liang crying over Jiao Zan, that's pure nonsense!"
While they were talking and joking, the staff of the aircraft project had asked them to step back. The plane was about to take off, and the puzzle began at the moment of takeoff. Meng Ziyi was the first to rush out, and the other four sisters also went to help.
Qi Long felt his hands sweating and gripped the seat tightly: "Run, run, oh, run fast, damn it."
The moment he flew up, Qi Long felt his legs go weak and his hips ache, and instantly he uttered the quintessence of Chinese culture.
He seldom swears, but this time he couldn't help it.
His eyes under the goggles were tightly closed, he didn't dare to open them at all. The wind around him suddenly grew bigger and blew into Qi Long's throat as he screamed, and his throat immediately became dry.
[Bamboo clappers, I'll make it up. Today I'm going to the sky. It's a small plane. It's a bit bumpy. I'm sitting on top of the plane.]
This was not something he said out loud, he was thinking silently in his heart. He wanted to divert his attention in this way to make himself less scared.
[Dong Qiang said this is like ascending to heaven. I feel like I am being sent to heaven. Please don’t lean to the side. My heart is about to jump out of my chest.]
[As soon as you fly, your body starts to ache. If you don’t feel any pain, you are definitely a eunuch! 】
Eh? This is a nice bag!
Male friends who have swung on a swing or a pirate ship must have experienced a similar sore feeling in the crotch when climbing or descending at high speed, so Qi Long thinks this joke is good and he can resonate with it!
Qi Long amused himself and opened his eyes. In front of him was the endless blue sky and below was the green farmland. The scenery was indeed beautiful, but it was not something a coward could appreciate. He closed his eyes the next second.
The plane began to circle in the air, and when it turned, it would sink towards the ground, just like a motorcycle turning. Under the influence of gravity, Qi Long felt like he was going to fall.
I felt like my heart was going to jump out of my chest in the next second, and my mouth opened unconsciously and I started screaming.
Just as Dongqiang said, the Feng liquid poured directly into the lips and flowed into the cheeks, making the mouth bulge out and extremely painful.
I'm going to your uncle
After turning several times, Qi Long tentatively squinted his eyes, looked twice and then closed them tightly. I'd better wait until the program is edited in the future to see the scenery. I'm not worthy of appreciating it now.
It was not until the plane began to slow down and land on its return flight that Qi Long opened his eyes and looked at the puzzle below, seeing clearly what was on it.
The plane landed and the staff signaled Qi Long to get off by himself.
"Wait, wait, my legs are weak and I can't get down, my hands are weak and I can't take off my seat belt"
The hilarious pilot climbed onto the roof of the plane, unbuckled Qi Long's seat belt, helped him walk to the side, jumped onto the plane, and then jumped off the runway.
It feels so good to have my feet on the ground. Qi Long lies on the ground with his whole body touching the earth. Mother Earth still gives me a sense of security.
"Jiaoer, are you okay? Hahaha!" Dongqiang ran up.
Qi Long sighed: "Dong Qiang, I have realized a truth!"
"What's the point?"
"Crosstalk performers can't be arrogant. We need to be down-to-earth crosstalk performers. It's too scary to float in the air!"
"Ha ha ha ha."
Meng Ziyi ran up and Qi Long took off his helmet and handed it to her.
"Brother Long."
"Go ahead, I really don't dare to open my eyes."
Meng Ziyi started to put on her equipment with a look of despair. In fact, if she really fell from above, she would be dead. These equipments were all used for filming.
When she finished putting on the clothes and was about to board the plane tremblingly, Qi Long said: "The puzzle is the London Eye. If you want to experience it, go ahead. If not, I will scare you!"
These words were like heavenly sounds, and Meng Ziyi ran away immediately: "No experience, no experience!"
This project is for those who are brave enough!
Yan Min smiled proudly on the side and had a new idea. Since the Extreme Men's Gang is called Extreme, there must be some extreme projects in the second season as punishment to increase their desire to win!
(End of this chapter)
