Chapter 284: Four-Character Song
At the recording site of the "Crosstalk Innovation" Demon King Challenge, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang took the stage. When the two walked out from the side curtain, the audience was boiling with excitement and cheers.
Without responding, Qi Long chose to force his way into the job.
The so-called hard entry means that when you come in, you don’t chat with everyone and start performing your own show directly.
After all, given their popularity, it would be too bullying if they had a live interaction.
"Dongqiang, I found that we Chinese people can't talk without numbers!"
Dong Qiang: "What's the number?"
"It's one, two, three, four, ten, JQK!"
Dong Qiang threw his hands and said, "Go ahead, big bomb!"
"I can't afford it!" Qi Long shook his head.
Dong Qiang pushed him: "Shall we come up and play poker?"
"Isn't that the trump card you mentioned? Be careful next time."
"You follow that JQK guy first!"
Getting to the point, Qi Long said that many things in life involve numbers.
"For example, we haven't seen many crosstalk performers for two or three years. You see, I miss many of them very much. It feels like a long time since I last saw them."
“They are really all numbers!”
"Why can't we meet? Everyone can guess the reason. It's because we are too busy. We have to perform various shows and crosstalks. We are busy like idiots every day!"
Although it's a comedy show that's not that funny, it still has the necessary jokes.
Dong Qiang nodded: "Yes, hey, you are an idiot, don't take me with you"
The audience laughed. They hadn't gotten into the mood for the opening joke, so they weren't laughing. But when they got to this joke, they laughed.
"Not only are there numbers in speech, but also in idioms, from one to ten!"
Dong Qiang asked: "Then you tell me, first!"
"We can say that we hit it off right away with the crosstalk performers here. We are like a family, and we have never been scheming against each other. We secretly hope that other crosstalk performers will die!"
When Qi Long said the first half of the sentence, he was still smiling, but slowly his expression became ferocious and he gritted his teeth.
Crosstalk performers have fun together, but colleagues are enemies, and this is the same in all walks of life.
"Please don't say what's on your mind. What about the second one?"
"There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless one is male and the other is female! Two peaches kill three warriors. If you want to buy a used car, go to XXX (advertising slogan). Don't worry, there are absolutely no major accident cars. They are all identified according to the group standard. Even three grandsons can't find any trouble with our used cars!"
The whole audience burst into laughter. Qi Long and Dong Qiang's crosstalk always involves some recent hot events.
On the Internet, there was a story about three kids from the vehicle inspection office who went to my used car dealership to pick a fight. They were very arrogant. Even though the boss was falsely accused and had tears in his eyes, he spoke politely, found a solution, and proved his innocence.
The three children were being scolded.
To be honest, Qi Long did not write this paragraph in his manuscript. When he came to this point, it suddenly came to his mind and he said it out loud.
This resulted in a burst of laughter even though there was no expected joke.
"three?"
"Three visits to the thatched cottage, indecision, three grandchildren, a love triangle"
"The last two aren't idioms, so why is it a love triangle?"
The following four to ten are Dongqiang's quick counting and Qilong's quick reciting of idioms, but he did not make sentences based on the idioms.
After saying this idiom, let’s talk about this song. There are also numbers in the song, so this is a show of voice.
First, Qi Long sang "A Big River with Wide Waves!" in the traditional singing style.
Second, Qi Long sang in his original style, "Er Ya Mo Er Long Mountain, it's so high!"
3. Qi Long sang to Dong Qiang in a popular way: "I wish you become someone else's mistress"
"screw you"
Fourth, the folk rock singing style of "I can't find a girl for four and a half dollars."
The subsequent bel canto, opera voice, funny voice, baby voice, and clip voice are all included, which is completely a show of Qi Long's skills.
There wasn't much funny stuff in the song, but it still made everyone applaud.
After finishing these introductory remarks, Qi Long began to promote his research, saying that in life, the number four is the most commonly used.
"Look, in the eight-to-four Demon King Challenge, he has four!"
"You're not talking about real life, this is the show. I don't believe there are four in real life."
The two of them cooperated well with each other and the mother-child root came. As soon as Qi Long finished speaking, Dong Qiang's explanation came.
Qi Long said: "Look, our year is divided into four seasons!"
Dongqiang counted on his fingers after the word "season" and said, "Spring, summer, autumn and winter." "There are four basic elements in life."
“Food, clothing, housing and transportation!”
“We have four aspects of education!”
"Moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic!"
“There are four main types of human expressions!”
"Happiness, anger, sorrow, and happiness!"
"We have four subjects in crosstalk!"
"Talk, learn, amuse and sing!"
"Dongqiang has four problems!"
"A scam, eh?" Dong Qiang reacted, "I let you get confused. No, no, there are four more in life?"
Qi Long started again, talking about the four seasons of the year, the twenty-four solar terms, the four weeks of a month, the twenty-four hours of a day, and the four quarters of an hour, all with the number four.
Talk about the four famous mountains, the four bright towers, the four rivers, the four beauties, and the four heavenly kings.
Here Qi Long is still talking about a concept, and Dong Qiang is talking about the content of the four major XXs.
After saying this, Qi Long said proudly: "Let me put it this way, you can ask me any question and I can tell you there are four of them!"
"You're exaggerating, aren't you? I just randomly say that there are four of them?"
"All four!"
"Sports, basketball."
"Four quarters!"
"football?"
"First and second halves, each game lasts 45 minutes!"
"table tennis!"
"A ping-pong table has four legs."
Dongqiang was a little confused: "It's really not difficult for him."
The two people's show did not want to interact with the audience, but the audience wanted to interact with them. Someone shouted: "Glass ball!"
You can't just pretend you didn't hear it, so Dongqiang asked, "Are there four glass balls?"
Qi Long nodded: "Why not? How do you play the glass beads?"
Dongqiang made a gesture, clenched his four fingers into a fist and pointed his thumb outward.
"Look, one finger flicks, four fingers hold it!"
The audience below asked again: "Swimming!"
Dongqiang is a little worried this time. Glass beads is in the script, and it just matches the audience's taste, but swimming is not in the script. Can Qilong make it happen?
Qi Long's brain was also working rapidly, and he turned around and said, "Of course there are four in swimming? In English, swimming means four is the mother!"
"What a mess, this doesn't count, does it?"
"Four standard swimming strokes for international competitions: breaststroke, butterfly stroke, backstroke, and freestyle!"
Dongqiang was afraid that he would not be able to come up with a solution, so he immediately asked something else: "What's your name?"
"Qi Long!"
"No four!"
"Dragon, dragon has four legs!"
Dong Qiang shook his head: "No, a five-clawed golden dragon, a five-clawed golden dragon, how can a dragon have four legs?"
This is the stringing job, stringing to the King Kong legs.
"The dragon claws are on the belly? Or it needs legs!"
"Okay, okay, you pass. What's my name?"
"Don't you know what your name is?"
"I, Gao Dongqiang, am not four!"
"There are exactly four "口" in your name. Look, four "口"!"
"You can find this, Guo Degang, no four!"
"There are four things he won't eat!"
The whole audience burst into laughter again and applauded!
"What does Si Bu Chi have to do with his name?"
"His name has four characters in it, De. Don't you know how to write De? There's a Zwilling on the left, a ten on the top, a four in the middle, a one and a heart on the bottom, isn't that right?"
(End of this chapter)
