Chapter 283 The Crosstalk Devil
This episode was so brilliant, when everyone got together they had a heated discussion.
All the video evidence points to Qin Xiaoxian directing and acting in the show himself. He thought he didn't have an assistant, but it turns out he actually did have an assistant.
The details that everyone missed are the details in the two videos.
One is that when Qin Xiaoxian spoke, he sometimes looked to the side and didn't look at the two fake assistants in front of him, whom he played himself.
But no one paid attention to it, and subconsciously thought that it might be because of the staff or the director.
The second detail was his ordering phone number, in which he ordered a set meal worth 138 yuan.
In the final place, there was a piece of evidence, which was a flyer from the iron pot stew restaurant, on which it was clearly written: A set meal for two is one hundred and thirty-eight yuan.
"Wow, I've seen that flyer, and I was thinking about going there to eat it then!" Sha Yi hugged his head.
I never thought that this detail could also be a clue.
Qin Xiaoxian won, he could hit people with the stick, starting with the guests, Anita Yuen and Meng Ziyi, and then Qin Xiaoxian gave the chance to Xiao Shencheng.
Before being beaten, the two shouted that their movie was a big hit, and then Xiao Shencheng hit them with a board with light force.
Qin Xiaoxian was very dissatisfied: "Are you hitting me with a stick? You are giving me a massage, look at how I hit you!"
After saying that, he glared at the members with a fierce look on his face.
"Qi Long, get down there!" Qin Xiaoxian pointed at the long table in front of him with a paddle-like board.
Qi Long bluffed: "Old Qin, think about it, uncle will have a special show soon, and I have called your name. You can change it at any time!"
Dongqiang came up and said, "It's okay, it's okay. If he doesn't choose, then I will. It's our special show, and we both have the final say!"
"OK!" Qin Xiaoxian rubbed his hands, spat on his palms twice, picked up the oar, and paddled loudly at the lying Qi Long.
Qi Long instantly rolled off the table, holding his waist. Except for Dong Qiang and the guests who laughed, no one else could laugh. It was so cruel.
Actually it hurt, but not as much as the pain that Qi Long showed, twisting on the ground. It was an acceptable pain, not as painful as when his master beat him as a child.
The paddle-like board seemed to be a little hollow, and it made a particularly loud noise when hit, but the pain level was not that high and it went away after a while.
It was like the kind of whip used in the countryside to beat the dust off your body. It made a loud noise when the dust was beaten off your body, but it actually didn't hurt at all.
Qin Xiaoxian was a man who did not hold back. Sha Yi, Shen Teng, and Wang Jiaer all used the same strength.
Sha Yi lay on it and didn't want to get down. Shen Teng lay on the ground and followed the watch to replicate his own sketch.
Wang Jiaer was honest with the child. He covered his buttocks and said it was okay.
When it came to Yang Chaoyue, Qin Xiaoxian showed no mercy and used the same force.
Chao Yue screamed in pain, climbed up from the table and was about to beat Qin Xiaoxian, but Qin Xiaoxian threw down the board and ran away: "That's terrible! I told you this girl has been through this before!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Qin Xiaoxian's boasting did not last long, because as the winner, Dong Qiang could not only take the prize, but also beat Qin Xiaoxian and Xiao Shencheng.
The victims who had just been hit by Qin Xiaoxian acted as ropes on the rack, holding Qin Xiaoxian down tightly.
"Dongqiang, use all your strength!"
"I don't want to see him go today!"
"Qiang, hit me as much as you want, don't give me face!" Dong Qiang put all his strength into it, and with a sound of "pia", Qin Xiaoxian's face was full of pain. Everyone took photos with him lying on the table, and then shouted slogans together, ending the recording of the current episode.
Just as Qi Long said during the punishment, they are going to have another special show. When the two of them are preparing for the new special show, they have to prepare two things.
One is this year's Spring Festival Gala program. They have received an invitation to submit their works for the preliminary selection.
According to Qi Long's plan, he found Zhu Guangquan, Sa Beining and Nigmat, and the five of them performed a group crosstalk together: "The Five Senses Compete for Merit"!
Of course, the original work was limited by the times and some of the baggage was outdated. Qi Long modified it and then took it out.
It received unanimous praise from the invited hosts and the Spring Festival Gala director team and successfully passed the preliminary review.
Another thing is the battle between the top four of "New Crosstalk". Two people were voted by netizens to become one of the big demons and will PK with the contestants.
If a contestant's votes are higher than the devil's votes, he or she will advance directly to the finals.
If the score is lower than that of the Big Devil, you will need to perform again and get more than a certain number of votes to enter, otherwise you will be eliminated. It is equivalent to not challenging the Big Devil, which is like walking on a tightrope off a cliff. If you are not careful, you will be gone.
The director specifically told them not to use any big moves or perform overly hilarious crosstalk that would over-contrast the contestants.
This stumped Qi Long, who has always been quite adept at composing crosstalk.
It's hard to be a good crosstalk performer.
After discussion, the two decided to come up with a comedy program, not the earth-shattering comedy like "Full of Knowledge", but just something ordinary.
The show is not very entertaining, but it is quite interesting for the audience to listen to.
The show is called "Four-Character Song". The funny man will say that life is full of the word "four", while the supporting actor will try various ways to say things in life without the word "four".
The funny person needs to think of all kinds of ways to come up with four words.
What the audience sees is the process of how the funny part is resolved. It's not very funny, but it's definitely something that keeps you watching.
Among the top eight contestants, there are eight groups of crosstalk performers, including owners of various crosstalk groups and some very famous crosstalk performers.
Among them, the contestants unanimously agreed that the strongest were naturally Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang. As the most popular crosstalk performers in the past two years, no one wanted to meet them.
After all, the competition is based on voting. The audience are familiar with them and like them, so of course they will vote for them.
In comparison, Gao Feng, who also came to be a demon king, could only step back a little.
The weakest one is the stand-up comedian Fang Qingping.
He is a cold-faced comedian who has been working on the crosstalk stage for many years, but because he is limited to telling monologues, his on-site effect is naturally not as good as that of dialogues or group performances.
After the list of demon kings was announced, Jin Fei and Chen Xi, who had the highest number of votes in the previous round, took the lead in making their choice. Jin Fei stayed in front of the Qi Long and Dong Qiang brands for a long time, but in the end he and Chen Xi chose to play it safe and chose a pair of owners of a crosstalk garden in Shencheng.
Chen Yinquan, the second person to appear, did not have so many evil thoughts and went straight to Fang Qingping.
The third one went to Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang. They both wanted to choose Qi Long, but they were worried that others would say that their uncle gave in to them, so they chose someone else.
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were not chosen until the ninth one. The ninth ones to appear were two young crosstalk performers from a new force in crosstalk.
They knew that their level would not allow them to go very far, and the two left behind were Gao Feng and Luan Yunping, and Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang.
They simply went crazy one last time and chose the strongest opponent for the final battle.
In their words, even if you lose, you have to be defeated by the strongest person!
(End of this chapter)
