Chapter 273 I’m going to lose, so I give in!
Qi Long and Zhang Jiunan continued their performance, using their performances to complain about some of the content in the short video.
There are some nonsense literature marketing accounts that repeat themselves over and over again when something could be explained clearly in one sentence.
"Why does the crosstalk artist Qi Long always point at people with his fingers together? What does this mean? At first, I didn't know what it meant."
Qi Long paused the conversation: "Isn't this just politeness? Why does it take so long?"
Swipe down to switch to the next video.
This is the traffic code of foreigners: "I love China, I love China, China's bean juice is the best, West Lake vinegar fish is the most delicious, and China's mushrooms can be eaten raw"
The audience burst into laughter, Qi Long clicked pause and asked Zhang Jiunan to stop talking.
"I can tolerate the first two. Everyone has their own tastes. But I really can't tolerate the idea that mushrooms can be eaten raw. Isn't that harmful to people?"
This is of course an exaggeration, but it is also the operation of some foreign bloggers who harvest Chinese traffic. It is obvious at first glance that they are not sincerely evaluating or praising. There are heavy traces of performance and the exaggeration is quite awkward.
In addition, Zhang Jiunan rubbed his hands lightly in front of the microphone and struck the gavel. Qi Long couldn't hear it at first and turned up the volume.
When I found out it was a live broadcast room for people to coax themselves to sleep, I felt it was boring so I just jumped to the next video.
Zhang Jiunan shouted in a high-pitched voice: "Look carefully, this man is called Xiaoshuai"
"Oh my god." Qi Long was shocked. "Some of the videos have loud sounds while others have soft sounds. Who can stand this?"
After that, there was the live broadcast room for selling goods, which was also the last part of the crosstalk. Zhang Jiunan took out two bottles of water from under the table and promoted how good the water was.
During this period, he stepped out of the character and asked Qi Long to play his assistant and just echo his voice.
"You always forget to drink water every day, right?"
Qi Long shouted: "Yes!"
"Don't forget to drink water. Everyone must drink enough water every day. Assistant, come!" Zhang Jiunan unscrewed the water and asked Qi Long to drink it. After Qi Long gulped it down, he didn't show any expression. Zhang Jiunan found fault and said, "You have to act like you enjoy drinking it." Then he asked for another bottle.
He gulped down the water again, and this time said that the microphone in front of him blocked his view of drinking the water and the audience couldn't see it clearly, so he tried again.
He drank several 200 ml bottles of water in a row. The audience went from laughing at the beginning to cheering later.
Qi Long's face was full of pain.
Finally, Zhang Jiunan announced: The live broadcast is about to end
"It's over, that's great." Qi Long held his stomach.
"Hey, someone asked in the barrage, what is the difference between the water quality of water and that of a small bottle of water? Assistant, thank you for your hard work, give me a bottle of water!" Zhang Jiunan took out a bottle of water.
Qi Long kicked him and said, "I'll go to yours, okay?"
The father and son bowed, and the crosstalk ended.
This crosstalk program adapted from "Learning Radio" seems to be incoherent and like a collection of fragmented jokes, but it uses a short video format to connect all of them well, without making the audience feel the disconnection between the jokes. It is very complete. In addition, Zhang Jiunan also changed his voice in many ways and performed many talents, which impressed the audience who were not familiar with him.
The performance of the two was well received by Yu Qian, who gave them three extra points, but they were only second place.
The first place on the spot was Yue Yunpeng and Zhang Helun. They performed a Yueyue-style crosstalk "Learning Songs". Yue Yunpeng sang normally and led the audience to sing some familiar songs together.
Zhang Helun sings in a distorted way, singing Tang poetry in the style of pop songs; singing rock music with the lyrics of shouting rap; composing his own little songs to tease his choreographer master, etc.
Mainly responsible for fun and laughter.
This way the audience can have fun and have a strong sense of participation and interaction, so naturally it got a high number of votes.
The third place went to the lively Shaobing and Cao Heyang, and the fourth place went to Guo Qilin and Gao Dongqiang who performed traditional programs.
And those facing elimination this time are Meng Hetang and Luan Yunping.
It just so happened that Xiao Meng was preparing for the top ten competition of "New Crosstalk", so he took the initiative to choose elimination and gave the opportunity to Luan Yunping in the penalty task.
Speaking of which, in the crosstalk competition program "Crosstalk Innovation", during the semi-final elimination round, when two people competed against each other, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang encountered a bad thing.
This episode was broadcast after Qi Long got off the cruise ship and during his trip.
Zhang Boxin, the one who had Guo Degang give him a sign, saw Meng Hetang's explosive performance on stage and realized that his apprentice was the funny one and he could not beat him as the supporting actor. After the performance, he directly refused the ratings from the program team and the audience and announced his withdrawal on the spot.
But if you say you want to withdraw from the competition, then you should withdraw. He said: We give in!
He even took advantage of his seniority and said that as an elder he didn't want to compete with the younger generation, so he gave in!
It seems as if Meng Hetang lost to him.
Qi Long, who watched the game video, had a face full of question marks. It was the first time he heard of such an explanation for giving in. If I lose, I will withdraw from the game and tell others that I gave in?
He just thought that this person was too concerned about his reputation. People who valued face very much would often do shameful things.
Gao Dongqiang got angry when he saw it. As a disciple of the Shi family, he used to go to senior brother Yu Qian's house to play often. At that time, he got to know Yu Qian's godson Meng Hetang. It can be said that he has one of the best relationships among the younger generation in Deyun Club.
He got angry when he saw that the program that Xiao Meng had worked so hard to prepare was made to seem worthless by a condescending "give in".
After the end of "Douxiaoshe", he pulled Qi Long aside and asked if he could add some satire on the act of "giving in" into the crosstalk.
Qi Long agreed: "Of course, I haven't been to a small theater for a while, let's go to Beichuncheng Small Theater."
The two of them asked Luan Yunping to arrange their schedules. It happened that the next week would be in two days, so they rehearsed their small theater show for one day.
When Deyun Society’s Weibo released the performance information, the tickets for the afternoon show on Tuesday with Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were sold out instantly. Tickets for Deyun Small Theater were already selling well, and with the two of them there, it was even crazier!
The name of the program is: "Let's Compare"!
Qi Long designed the content like this: the two of them used the culture, couplets and other things that the funny man and the supporting man competed with each other in crosstalk. Every time Qi Long couldn't match up, he would say: I give in.
After the recording of "Fighting Comedy Society" was completed in the Northeast, Qi Long took the high-speed rail directly home. When Zhang Wanyi came, the parents of both parties met and discussed the wedding date.
Both parents can be said to be very happy and satisfied with each other's family and children. Things can be said to be going quite smoothly.
Qi Long came back early to entertain his father-in-law and mother-in-law. He took the four elders for a walk around Beichun City, saw the scenery, and ate some delicious food.
They were also invited to the small theater to watch crosstalk performances.
(End of this chapter)
