Chapter 252: Still nothing, only plain noodle soup
It was a lively discussion, but Lao Guo and Yu Qian did not participate in the evaluation of the stewed food, so the fact that they made a bad movie was claimed by Yue Yunpeng.
Guo Qilin also raised his hand, but his TV dramas and movies were highly rated, so he was not allowed.
In addition, the performances of Meng Hetang and Qin Xiaoxian in the sitcoms were also criticized, and they were both rated as dull.
The second dark dish is bitter melon salad with Houttuynia cordata.
This bad review is more directed at people, saying that nowadays crosstalk performers don't need to hone their basic skills, and just need to have good looks, and they are all starting to go for the idol style.
After this was said, Guo Degang asked: "Who will claim this?"
The atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Qi Long just opened his mouth and said, "Then..."
Shaobing has already raised his hand: "Me!"
There is no need to say much about Shaobing's appearance. It was the look of a child who was so scared when he saw a dog. He was the ugliest one present, and could only compete with Zhang Helun for the second to last appearance.
As soon as he raised his hand, Lao Guo smiled with disdain: "Go away! Go away, what does this have to do with idols?"
"The one to vomit on!" Gao Dongqiang rummaged through his bag.
“Hahahahahaha!” Everyone instantly burst into laughter.
The awkward atmosphere just now disappeared.
"What were you trying to say, brother?"
"I want to say, that idol must be my senior brother!"
Guo Degang's smile deepened, and he rubbed his hands excitedly: "That makes sense!"
"You make people vomit too?" Yu Qian asked back, and there was another laugh.
Senior Brother Qi Longting: "Seeing my senior brother vomit is morning sickness. Just one look at him and you'll know you're pregnant. It's more effective than Zi Mu River!"
Guo Degang's head moved up and down frantically: "Hmmmm, hmmmm, it's my junior brother who has to support me!"
Another burst of laughter.
With Shaobing's interruption, someone claimed the responsibility. Qin Xiaoxian raised his hand first. Many of his fans did not buy tickets for his crosstalk skills.
Some are for his face, some are for his performance in variety shows, not his crosstalk level.
Although he has been working hard on crosstalk under the advice of his uncle, he has not yet reached the level where people would buy tickets for his crosstalk performance.
In comparison, Qi Long, who is also handsome, is not popular among many people because of his looks; most people come to listen to his crosstalk.
Guo Qilin also raised his hand. He reflected that he had forgotten to practice basic skills for many days when filming last year, so he had to eat this bitter gourd.
Zhang Helun held the bowl and said, "Can you give me some? I want to be an idol and make people vomit, too!"
However, Jialu's nephew ignored him.
After that there were several more complaints, all of which talked about some problems of crosstalk actors, such as their basic skills not being solid enough, they can only make people laugh by making fools of themselves on stage, they are not brave enough to perform difficult programs, etc.
Basically all the junior brothers were shot, and there were more things in their bowls.
What’s interesting is that the picture that says the basic skills are poor is accompanied by a picture of Zhang Helun’s performance.
Zhang Helun hastily refuted, but when he refuted, he slipped up: "I'm basically okay at coaxing"
As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing, and he fell on the table with a laugh. The laughter of the others reached the rooftop.
Is this basic skill acceptable?
After such a long time, Qi Long and Dong Qiang were still eating plain noodles.
Then they were told to start eating noodles, and those who finished first could go upstairs first and receive a huge reward.
Winning does not necessarily mean winning. While eating the tasteless plain noodle soup, Qi Long raised his head: "Can I have some vinegar or salt? It's better to have some dark cuisine instead of this tasteless one!" Of course the program crew would not give it to him. You didn't make any mistakes. You are just plain noodle soup.
As a result, Qi Long and Dong Qiang, who had no experience with dark cuisine, found it just as difficult to swallow as everyone else and had to eat slowly.
This clear soup noodles without any salt is even harder to swallow than steamed buns.
The steamed buns have a bit of sweetness when chewed, but the noodles don’t have that. It feels like drinking a mouthful of water with something in it.
In the end, Guo Qilin, who was eating the bitter gourd and houttuynia cordata stew, finished it first. Little Guo also tried his best and stuffed the food in, which surprised everyone.
Qi Long asked him to share his experience. He said that when he was a child, he didn't eat vegetables, Guo Degang made him a bowl of vegetables.
From then on, he ate vegetables as if he was drinking soy milk. He didn't taste the food in his mouth, but just chewed and swallowed it quickly.
The food is eaten before the mouth even realizes that it doesn't taste good.
Everyone quickened their pace and went upstairs one by one.
When you get upstairs and learn the mission, the first person to enter becomes the captain and can choose one person as a teammate.
The second person to come on stage is the captain of the other team. Of course, if the first person chosen is the second one, then the third person will be the captain and choose one person as his teammate.
The next teammate does not make a choice, but a reverse selection, and the next person who comes up chooses another person.
Finally, two five-on-five lineups were formed.
When Dongqiang, who was the seventh to go up and eat the white noodles, learned that he was the first one to be chosen by Guo Qilin, he was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
Just tell me earlier, why are you in such a hurry to eat?
Guo Qilin chose Dongqiang, and Meng Hetang, who finished eating second, chose Shaobing to compete with him as a muscular man.
The people who came up later made their own choices. They only knew that the captains were Meng Hetang and Guo Qilin, and they didn’t know who were on each team.
Qin Xiaoxian asked right away, which team Gao Dongqiang was on?
In "Let's Run", he knew that teaming up with Dongqiang was a sure win, so he made the choice.
And Qi Long also chose Guo Qilin.
In this way, the two sides formed teams. Guo Qilin's team consisted of the three people from the running group plus Zhang Helun.
On the other side are Meng Hetang, Shaobing, Luan Yunping, Yue Yunpeng and Cao Heyang.
Both sides had a fat man, Zhang Helun and Yue Yunpeng, who then read out the competition items.
The competition is a game of loyalty. Players from two teams run on a ridge of a field. There are five places covered with picnic blankets on the ridge, which serve as the dining area.
In each dining area, there is one member from each team.
Then the competition began, and the content of the competition was which group finished eating the watermelon first and ran from the last dining area to the end.
Each member can eat as much watermelon as he or she feels, but the last member must finish eating it.
So if you want to reduce the pressure on your teammates, then eat more. If you don’t want to eat the watermelon, then just take a symbolic bite and quickly pass it to your teammates.
Just be careful not to let your teammates lose their temper!
"Haha, if we compete in eating, then we win!" Meng Hetang's group put forward Yue Yunpeng and Cao Heyang.
We are two fat guys, and you only have one fat guy, Zhang Helun. How can you compare with us?
When the game started, Guo Qilin, as the first player, picked up the watermelon and started eating it.
On the other side, Yue Yunpeng, who was highly expected, was scolded by his four teammates.
"Eat it quickly, and don't spit out the watermelon seeds now!"
I celebrated my birthday outside today, and I was typing on my phone, but I couldn’t type anymore. I missed the keyboard~
(End of this chapter)
