Chapter 251 Deyun Family Dinner
Qin Xiaoxian spent an unforgettable birthday in a high-end restaurant. After everyone went back that day, they received a task card handed over by Yan Min's program team.
Tell them that a Deyun family dinner will be held in a restaurant the next day and ask them to dress up for the event.
If it was a serious family dinner, the news would have been known long ago and would not have been told to others only the day before.
So it is obvious that the second season of "De Yun Dou Xiao She" is about to start recording.
The second season is different from the first season in that there are eliminations, and there are eliminations in every episode.
Lao Guo wants more of his disciples to show up on this popular show that he created.
Therefore, in each episode, the couple with the lowest number of votes in the crosstalk performance will need to carry out a punishment task.
Mission accomplished, one of them eliminated; mission not accomplished, packed up and taken away.
In the next episode, other crosstalk performers will take over.
When we first heard the news, everyone was very nervous because no one could guarantee that they wouldn’t come last in every game.
The partners in this show are teamed up randomly and are not natural pairs.
Sometimes the crosstalk performances are chosen by drawing lots, and you can’t be sure what program you will draw.
A crosstalk show that lacks on-site performance will easily fail to get votes from the audience, resulting in being ranked last and being eliminated.
Therefore, anyone has the possibility of being eliminated, including the two uncles Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang.
The two of them didn't mind being eliminated. It didn't matter. They were just participating in the fun. The main thing was to perform crosstalk with different themes in each episode, which was quite interesting.
The next day, Qin Xiaoxian walked into the restaurant cautiously. The private room was empty, with only a large round table and a circle of chairs.
Without thinking, Qin Xiaoxian sat in the very edge position. Since he was younger and from the Xiao family, it went without saying that he would be the last one.
Even though he appears to be a traitor in variety shows, that's just when he's playing games. He never stands in the middle when he's eating or eating.
Qi Long came in right after him, and as soon as he saw the empty seat he knew he was going to talk about the importance of seating.
He swaggered to the center and sat down on the right side of the center. There was no doubt that the person in the middle was Guo Degang, and the other end must be Yu Qian.
He and Dongqiang just sit next to their respective senior brothers!
"Qin Xiaoxian, why are you sitting so far away? Sit here!" Qi Long joked, pointing to the main seat.
Qin Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "Uncle Master, you don't have to be so obvious if you want to harm me. I'm not that stupid!"
"You are the birthday boy!" Qi Long shouted.
Qin Xiaoxian: "I am indeed the birthday star sitting there, a beast among beasts, the kind that doesn't know how to respect a teacher!"
"Hahahaha. You have no guts. Why don't you bring out the same spirit in this show as you do in your other show?"
Qin Xiaoxian: "That show doesn't really only live for one day, but here, it may really only live for one day"
It's boring. With Guo Degang around, Qin Xiaoxian has to follow the rules, so it's not fun to tease him anymore.
Fortunately, apart from the traitor Qin Xiaoxian, there are other bad disciples, and Qi Long deceives and cheats them one by one.
"It's just a family dinner, why are you so particular? Sit wherever you want, sit here!"
But most people just shook their heads and waved their hands, saying they didn't dare, until Zhang Helun came on stage, Qi Long just opened his mouth: "Do you want to sit next to me?"
Zhang Helun came over with his head shaking. "I dare not refuse the gift from the elder. Uncle Master, if you let me sit here, I will sit here. Even if the king of heaven comes, I will sit here too!"
"Think it over carefully. Once you do it, you can't change it!" Luan Yunping threatened.
Zhang Helun's eyes widened: "I don't plan to change, I want to be close to my uncle, uncle, let's form an alliance!"
Due to the elimination mechanism, Qi Long has become a hot commodity.
Since he was the only actor last season who never came last, being in a group with him would definitely help him avoid the fate of becoming a candidate for elimination!
So when Zhang Helun mentioned the alliance, everyone else became anxious. No, your uncle is not just your uncle!
Just as everyone was arguing, another door opened and Guo Degang and Yu Qian came out, followed by their disciples from the Xiao class.
Zhang Helun, who just yelled that he would not give up his seat even if the gods came, immediately jumped up. "Master, please sit down, please sit down, I have warmed it up for you, it's warm!" Zhang Helun said with a flattering face.
Yu Qian's supporting role came into play, and he pointed at the stool: "Why, did you fart while sitting on it? It's so hot!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Qi Long asked provocatively, "Hey, isn't it true that even the king of heaven and earth won't let us in?"
"Yes, Master is not a superstar either. Superstars are singers or actors. My Master is a crosstalk performer!"
"What about me?" Dong Qiang asked with a smile.
"My master is at most Guozi, how could he be Laozi?" Zhang Helun laughed and sat aside.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian took their seats and began to talk about the family dinner. The dinner consisted of noodles, but the stew was not ordinary stew, it was a dark cuisine stew.
In each stew, there is a question from a contemporary crosstalk artist. Whoever answers the question has to eat that stew.
If you have too many questions, then you have to ask for everything!
"Oh no, there's nothing wrong with me. I have to eat white flour!" Yue Yunpeng said in a mean way.
Luan Yunping retorted: "Uncle Master doesn't even dare to say that, but you are so arrogant, right, Uncle Master?"
"Yeah, it's bad breath!" Qi Long nodded: "Yueyue, you ate green onions this morning, I could smell it from such a distance."
"You're so arrogant?" Yu Qian was shocked.
Guo Degang shook his head: "It seems to be served with some pickled garlic!"
"Hahahaha!"
Lao Guo's disciple Shang Xiaoju took out the first bowl of stew: "Chocolate sauce with garlic"
Judging from the name, it is an absolute dark dish. It would be too difficult to swallow if it were served on noodles.
"This is good. Eating noodles without garlic is the same as not eating garlic at all!" Qi Long commented.
Yu Qian, Dong Qiang, Luan Yunping and Cao Heyang spoke almost at the same time.
"Isn't this nonsense?" This is what his partner and Brother Yu Qianqian said.
"How fresh!" These words were said by the two nephews.
"It didn't say anything about garlic and chocolate going together!" Shaobing complained.
Qi Long nodded: "That's right, isn't this a bargain for Gao Dongqiang? He can't eat chocolate."
“Yes, too much heat!”
"Because if he eats it, he will die. Even puppies and kittens can't eat it!"
“I’m a dog?”
After a bit of fuss, they opened the bowl of stew and found a bad review inside:
Nowadays, crosstalk performers don’t perform crosstalk properly anymore. They just shoot dramas and appear on variety shows. They can still make people laugh on variety shows, but shooting dramas is completely a waste of time. They still love to shoot even though the dramas are not good-looking!
When Qi Long heard about the variety show, he was about to raise his hand to admit that it was him, but after hearing the last sentence, he stopped moving.
The criticism is mainly directed at the crosstalk actors filming.
Guo Degang waved his hand: "Brother Deqian has to eat it, he has been filmed as a third-level actor!"
"My photo was taken well. They said it was not taken well!" Yu Qian retorted.
"Then senior brother, whose photo is not good?" Dong Qiang asked.
Yu Qian smiled and answered his junior: "Guo Degang!"
"Hahahaha!"
(End of this chapter)
