Chapter 182 Super opening: idol dance show!
The Rolls-Royce of Dongqiang's family, which appeared in the recording of the first episode of the show, slowly stopped in front of the red carpet. The car door opened. Qi Long was wearing all black with rivets on his body. His hair was combed up, and he looked particularly flamboyant, as if he was back in high school as a gangster.
Behind him, two men with similar clothing styles followed, and the three of them walked towards the stage together through the red carpet. On the stage, the song "SUPER STYLE" belonging to the boy band SPECIAL played.
Qi Long stood in the center and started a powerful dance with the male group members Mingjie and Zihong who were slightly behind him on both sides.
The street dance was practiced hard for a period of time before the show started. It was not like the concert where they were pulled on stage at the last minute, so the movements were still powerful and accurate.
[Dance vigorously, break the earth and shake the sky, scan with your eyes, set an ultimate goal, and jump higher and higher! ]
There was also a change in formation. After dancing here, Qi Long stepped forward to give his position to the boy group members, performed some small movements, and then looked forward at the same time, striking a handsome ending pose.
Without saying anything more, they retreated to the back of the stage, because the car that had just taken them made a circle and came back.
The car door opened, and two cute girls with collagen-filled faces jumped out of the car, followed by Sha Yi, who was jogging with excitement on his face. The three of them went on the stage and started Seine 48's cute dance "The Voice of Summer".
This dance involves jumping and leaping. Sha Yi's movements are particularly clumsy compared to the two agile girls. However, he knows how to hide his clumsiness. He lets the two girls stand in the front while he stands in the middle at the back.
When the song ended, Qi Long hilariously complained: "Brother Sha, you are like a fan who sneaked into the idol's stage and cheered from behind!"
“Hahahahaha!” Sha Yi also laughed: “It’s not easy. It looks easy but it’s actually quite difficult. You have to twist your waist in the sky.”
After saying this, he jumped and twisted a few times.
Qi Long quickly reached out to stop him: "Alright, alright, stop jumping, stop jumping."
The next group, Dong Qiang, a muscular man, led his company's girl group Qiduo to perform a graceful fan dance and sing "Wing Chun" which Qiduo just released this year. This song is known to move the world with one dance and it ranks high on the charts. Qi Long wrote the lyrics and composed the music.
Dongqiang is a muscular man, but he looks inexplicably graceful when he dances.
Shen Teng danced a section of someone else's hit song with a boy band. After the three of them did a few moves together, it became a personal skill.
One of the two male group members did a backflip, and the other spun with his head against the ground. In the end, Shen Teng was held by the legs by the two men and completed a handstand, which received applause from the back row.
Qin Xiaoxian and two female members of Rocket Group performed a dance of "Calories". This dance is not difficult, it is like aerobics, with various small movements of exercise.
But a problem arose. Qin Xiaoxian's movements were the same, but his face looked extremely stiff, which was inexplicably funny.
Qi Long was puzzled here. Why didn’t Chaoyue form a group with these two? Was their group as disunited as Deyun Society?
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Chaoyue came out with Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang from Deyun Society. The three of them had a cold and aloof expression as if they didn't want to be approached by strangers. When they walked onto the stage, everyone thought they would have some amazing performance, but instead a melodious music started playing.
The three people who were originally standing there still started to move at the same time, but their movements were completely different, some were shaking their necks left and right, and some were twisting their necks forward and backward.
The song is: [It's so cold, I'm playing in the mud in the Northeast, although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian.]
“Hahahahahahahahaha!” The members and guests of the director team who were looking at the monitor opposite burst into laughter.
The three demons in the front were dancing wildly, and a six-handed Guanyin came. Yang Chaoyue was in the front, and Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang stretched out their hands behind him, and finally jumped out to continue playing in the mud.
Shen Teng: "Oh, what was I expecting just now?"
"Program team, you are so nice to Chaoyue. She said she didn't want to dance, but you arranged two of these people to come?" Qi Long yelled at the program team.
“Hahahahaha!” Yang Chaoyue laughed to himself: “Thank you, director team.”
"Uncle master, after all, we are all members of the Deyun Men's Group, please give me some face!" Meng Hetang complained.
"Is this the dance our group is doing?" Qi Long said angrily, moving his neck forward and backward to imitate them.
Gao Dongqiang also came up and said, "You two should go back and be trainees again!"
"Hahahaha!"
The first six groups all had some crossover comedy elements in them. The last group's Wang Jiaer and his teammates performed a serious promotional boy group dance, and the members cried foul!
The guest lineup for this episode is not luxurious, but the number is definitely huge. Each member brings two guests, which means twenty-one people in total.
"Welcome our boy and girl groups!" Qi Long stood in the middle and began to host, introducing the guests and the works they were going to promote one by one, all of which he had memorized in his mind before the recording began.
He also always finds ways to bring up topics for the other party. The two male band members dancing with him grew up together and were discovered by a scout while playing on the street in high school and became artists.
"I am familiar with your experience. Dongqiang and I grew up together. To put it in one word, we played together even when we were wearing open-crotch pants!" Qi Long pointed at Dongqiang and shouted.
Dong Qiang nodded: "Yes!"
"Later I sewed it up, and then we met our master when we were playing in the crosstalk club."
The burden was received instantly, which amused everyone. Dong Qiang stepped over several people who came to push him and asked, "I didn't sew it up?"
"How should I know?" Qi Long spread his hands.
Dongqiang: "I sewed it too!" "You have to say it, you said you sewed it too, so that's it, right? I didn't say you didn't sew it."
"Hahahahaha!"
Those who have stories can tell their stories. For example, Shen Teng is a non-staff member of the boy group. He joined the group when they were recording a variety show in the studio. Qi Long asked him to name the other seven teammates, and Shen Teng remembered four of them, which caused laughter.
If there is no story, find it in their songs.
In the song "48" by the group, there is a line: [You can see my transformation clearly].
Qi Long joked: "When we were practicing backstage, Brother Sha Yi came over and asked me, are the lyrics so straightforward now? I asked him what's wrong? He said that he just remembered one line of the lyrics from the song he was learning, 'You can see my legs clearly. I'm wearing pants, so they can't see my legs clearly. How about I change into a skirt!'"
“Hahahaha!” Sha Yi came over and hit him: “When did I say wear a skirt? I said wear shorts!”
"Yes, yes, one-cent pants!"
Sha Yi, who had turned around and was about to leave after beating Qi Long, turned back and punched again after hearing this: "Is a one-cent pair of pants appropriate?"
"That's a belt!" Meng Hetang remarked, causing laughter again.
Zhang Zining, a member of the Rocket Band who has a low sense of humour, was captured by Qi Long: "Zining's laugh sounds like a goose, no wonder your fans call you the female goose."
"Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose."
Although there are many people, Qi Long takes care of everyone. When introducing a team, he will use his peripheral vision to capture the reactions of other members and guests. When he cues their talents, he will also let guests with the same talents come up for a PK.
He is the funny man, while the other members play the supporting roles. They will bring out anything funny when they find it, thus maintaining a lively atmosphere.
No one felt left out. Instead, everyone was laughing and having a great time recording.
After the joyful opening ceremony for both the host and the guests, it is time for the games. The winning team will also gain benefits in the final round. The first game is called the relay challenge. Team members have to relay tasks, and the team with the shortest time wins.
The first member needs to do five sit-ups, the second member needs to thread the needle within five seconds, and the third member needs to throw half a bottle of mineral water, spin it in a circle and drop it on the ground upright. There are two chances.
If the last two steps are not completed, start from the beginning.
This game is obviously played to tease the first person in each group, because the next two are not so easy to complete. Throwing the bottle basically has a lot to do with luck, while threading a needle is a craft. How many people these days can thread a needle?
Therefore, the first team member in each group was about to collapse from doing sit-ups, and looked at the two people behind him who couldn't thread the needle properly or stand up the bottle with ferocious eyes as if they wanted to eat them.
The three men in the Qilong group were working too much and when they couldn't do it anymore, they switched positions.
When Sha Yi saw it, he immediately sat up and said, "I'll thread the needle!"
He didn't care about being a girl or not. He just kept doing sit-ups and his abdomen was broken!
After persisting for more than fifty times, Qin Xiaoxian said he couldn't hold on any longer and switched positions with the girl from the Rocket group.
The most outrageous one was Gao Dongqiang: "It's okay, Qiqi, just relax. I just like exercising. It's okay for me to do more sit-ups. Huanhuan, don't panic. At most I can just do five more!"
This guy with a violent personality in variety shows became gentle in front of the girl. Qi Long was complaining on the side that if Dongqiang's teammates were two men, he would definitely yell at them.
"Hurry up, hurry up, you can't even thread a needle? What else can you do? Ah! You can't even throw a bottle, what's the use of you?" Qi Long imitated Dong Qiang while holding the bottle.
The reason is that he didn't have the chance to throw the bottle. None of the three people in his team could thread a needle and could not pass the second level at all, so the people in the third level could complain everywhere.
Precisely because the task is difficult, when it is completed, the sense of accomplishment that comes from the heart is overwhelming.
The first to complete the challenge were the combination of Meng Zhou and Chao Yue. Meng Hetang licked the line just like the old lady and succeeded in one go. Yang Chaoyue threw the bottle casually, and it landed and stood still.
They high-fived excitedly and cheered on the sidelines.
Seeing that licking the thread ends is effective, everyone started to imitate it. The consequence of doing this is that people cannot be replaced in this step. Otherwise, how disgusting it would be.
As everyone was suffering from back pain and abdominal pain close to cramps, the production team relaxed the requirements, lengthening the needle threading time and providing more opportunities for throwing bottles. Finally, all the teams completed the challenge.
For Qi Long, the most interesting part of this recording was the opening and the first round of games, because they did not perform well in the next few rounds.
In the final stage, because there were three men among them, they were targeted by several teams and were sent to prison early.
The three bored people started a game in prison, rock-paper-scissors, and the loser would have a black dot drawn on his face.
Compared to the silence of the second episode, the third episode was Qi Long's moment to shine. Since several members had to attend an award ceremony the next week, there was a day break between the second and third episodes, and recording began the next night.
RM This episode's opening is the same as the one that has been edited by marketing accounts over the years. It's amazing. The subsequent games are average. I will only write about the opening and the annual meeting games that I played with my friends at the annual meeting (I did more than a hundred sit-ups and had a hard time getting up the next day)
(End of this chapter)
