Chapter 150 Closing Performance
The Qilong group changed its leader, and the Luo Zhiqiang group and the Huang Bai group came out to besiege Sun Honglei. As a result, Luo Zhiqiang crushed Sun Honglei's balloon and went to prison for the Nth time.
But as the saying goes, a blessing in disguise. When they learned that a new point had appeared on the map, they visited the thatched cottage three times, which could give them a huge advantage in the final.
As Luo Zhiqiang and his team had just returned from the cell after completing their mission, the third person came knocking on the door and they picked it up.
Luo Zhiqiang's balloon turned into dozens of black balloons tied together, like a bunch of grapes. In order to destroy him, one must crush or release dozens of balloons, which is quite difficult.
In the Qilong group and the Huangbai group, some people have only one life, while others have two lives.
Faced with such a situation, they naturally formed an alliance to deal with Luo Zhiqiang first and then fight back.
Everyone entered the final competition venue, which was a huge stone maze of Bagua formations. Some walls could be pushed open, while some were dead ends.
Right from the start, the two groups that had agreed to form an alliance began looking for companions, and on the way, Qi Long unfortunately met Luo Zhiqiang and Zhang Yixing, and was sent to the commentary seat by the two.
Arriving at a place overlooking the Bagua formation, Qi Long began to explain:
"Modu TV, Modu TV, welcome everyone to Modu TV on Sunday night to watch our Extreme Men's Gang Season 1 balloon competition. I am today's commentator Qi Long!"
"First of all, we can see that the fat guy in the middle of the field is less than nine feet tall, but eight feet thick, with a round head, chubby ears, meaty eyes and cockfighting eyebrows. The most distinctive feature is his big butt face. It is Yue Yunpeng!
He is avoiding Luo Zhiqiang's pursuit. Speaking of Luo Zhiqiang, you can see that his face is pale. He is known as the Kidney Deficiency Young Master in the Jianghu. The bunch of grapes behind him is his weapon. Once you meet him, he will recite his spell! "
There were many passers-by watching around, all watching the battle and listening to Qi Long's storytelling.
It’s actually crosstalk.
Unfortunately, there was no supporting actor, so Qi Long pointed to an audience member: "Then the elder brother asked, what is the spell? Elder brother, I will sing a line and you learn the last three words from me. The spell is: [Amen, A grapevine in front]."
The eldest brother also gave face and said, "The last three words!"
"Hahahahahahaha!" All the passers-by around laughed. Qi Long also laughed. Big brother is really funny!
In the following time, Qi Long began to introduce several people in the form of storytelling, for example, Song Xiaobao, who was short and stocky.
"Then the eldest brother asked, what are the five shorts? Short height, short arms, short legs, short neck, and one more short, guess it!"
Seeing the malicious smiles from passers-by, Qi Long pretended to be surprised: "What do you mean by that smile? I mean his arms are short. Of course, don't underestimate them, but he can spin. Bao Ge spun around and successfully escaped Xue Zhiqian's pursuit."
"Speaking of Xue Zhiqian, we have to say that he has no advantage in this duel because he has no weapon. What weapon? It's a skewer, the kind used to eat skewers. If he can use it, he can use it to fly the skewer to take down the enemy's balloon from a distance."
Qi Long then pointed to the audience seats:
"Look at what that big brother said, is he that powerful? Of course not, he has hidden weapons all over his body. Even in the bathhouse, when he is naked, he can make fortune sticks appear on his body. I don't know where he got them from!"
After saying that, Qi Long pulled out a hidden weapon from behind his back and threw it out.
"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone immediately knew where it was hidden!
"Whenever he produced a lot, it would be covered with blood. It was not the blood of the enemy, but there would be blood when he produced it. Therefore, his lot was called the Blood Lot, and he was called Xue Zhiqian!"
The people around applauded and cheered: "Good!"
Is this how the name came about?
With Qi Long's nonsense commentary, the whole match was full of laughter even when there were no boring moments.
Yan Min, who was standing by, pinched her nose and started to worry again.
He has a headache about the materials every time he records a variety show. It’s not that there are too few materials like other directors have a headache, but that there are too many materials and it’s hard to give them up. They are all very interesting.
"Extreme Men", including the previous "GOOD LAUGHTER", many of the behind-the-scenes footage that were not cut into the main film, have had extremely high numbers of views. For this reason, the official Weibo account of Waner Entertainment, which posted the footage, has attracted a lot of attention from fans.
In the competition, Xue Zhiqian knocked himself down when he was passing a wall, and Zhang Yixing was also eliminated under the siege of Huang Bai and Wang Xun.
Luo Zhiqiang, with his two fists no match for ten hands, finally let the balloon fly, but he also eliminated Wang Xun, Song Xiaobao and Yue Yunpeng. In the end, Huang Bai and Sun Honglei had a peak showdown. Due to exhaustion, the two chose a simple game, rock-paper-scissors.
In the end Huang Bo won, and he and Wang Xun are the ones who will treat us to dinner tonight.
After the recording of shouting slogans was finished, Qi Long sent a WeChat message to Luan Yunping, saying that it was the closing performance and he was going to change the program. The one he had originally submitted was the one he had performed before, but now he had an idea and wanted to make a comedy program called "Wuwei Daxia".
This is exactly the job I thought of when I was using storytelling to introduce the martial arts world just now.
"No problem, uncle. The program list hasn't been officially announced yet. Only the lineup has been announced. Everything can be changed!"
Deyun Society holds three large-scale performances every year. In addition to the Wire Festival that Qi Long participated in before, the other two are the closing and opening performances.
This is a term borrowed from the opera industry. At the end of each year, the costumes are put into boxes and sealed, which means all performances for the year are over. This is called closing the boxes.
Each team has a small closing performance, and basically all the actors who are away will come back to participate.
There is also a grand closing performance, and all Deyun crosstalk performers who can go will participate, but most of them will not have the opportunity to perform crosstalk on stage, but just stand on the stage and sing the opening song and the closing song "The Truth" under the leadership of Mr. Guo. Those who can participate in the crosstalk performance are all well-known, at least they have to have the ability to perform in a special performance, and only those who can perform in a special performance will get a performance project in such a large performance.
There is no need to mention the crosstalk skills of Qi Long and Dong Qiang. Their fame has also greatly increased with the outdoor variety shows, so naturally their programs will be included in the closing ceremony.
The curtain rose and the actors came on stage. At first, four actors walked out together, but later on, more famous actors walked out in pairs.
The final group of actors in the quartet is Zhang Heqing, Liu Hean, Jin Henan, and Zhu Hecong.
The first two were introduced to Deyun Club by Qi Long this year, while the latter two were always the first to appear on the stage in previous years. They performed excellently, especially the Nancong brothers, who completely opened their minds and their rankings rose significantly this year.
After that, pairs of actors came on stage. They were all well-known actors, such as captains of each team, outstanding actors and so on.
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were the fourth to last to perform, followed by Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, who made a lot of money for Deyun Club this year; head coach Gao Feng, head captain Luan Yunping, as well as the class owner and his partner, Guo Yu.
This position is already a cornerstone.
As the duo began to appear, the audience began to cheer, and most of them were fans of "The Comedy Club".
As Qi Long and Dong Qiang appeared on the stage, the cheers became even louder. Qi Long's fellow apprentices who had selflessly helped them also applauded and cheered. The two of them waved and stepped forward to bow.
After Guo Yu came on stage last, everyone occupied the middle aisle, stood on the stage together, and began to sing Kaimen Liu.
In fact, it was Guo Degang who was singing, and the others just followed along "Hey hey hey" behind him.
After the singing, performances began one after another. Qi Long and Dong Qiang's program was in the middle, followed by the group performance of "Ba Ma Gua" by Kong Yunlong, Guo Degang and Yu Qian.
The show is very popular, and Kong Yunlong's various experiences of seeking death themselves serve as ready-made burdens.
He said that the reason he drove the motorcycle into the Xiali was because Yu Qian and a person who was not Aunt Yu were inside, and he wanted to see what was going on, but ended up crashing into it.
He set off firecrackers to blow himself up in order to celebrate the birth of a second child for his master. However, the firecrackers did not go off and he ran up to see what was happening.
The audience burst into laughter.
When they were preparing this show, they anticipated it would be very popular.
When the show was very popular, most people couldn't keep up with the performance, so Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang came on stage. As for who would take over from them, it was Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue. Xiao Yue's unique crosstalk style had a strong sense of interaction with the audience, so it was no problem for them to take over.
"The next two actors to come on stage are those who just joined Deyun Club this year!" Qin Xiaoxian, as the host, said to another host, Yang Jiulang.
As soon as these words came out, the audience started cheering. Besides Qi Long and Dong Qiang, who else would be able to perform on the closing stage this year?
"Hey, Master always tells us in private that we should play less with him, lest he learn bad things. The guy next to me has learned bad things!" Yang Jiulang pointed at Qin Xiaoxian: "He went from being a silly kid to being a bad disciple, and he often spreads rumors and slanders others!"
"I never frame anyone!" Qin Xiaoxian retorted, "By the way, I just saw Uncle Dongqiang dancing the finger dance of "Wish Post-it Notes" backstage?"
"Isn't that a girl's dance?"
"Yes, yes, yes, Uncle Dongqiang likes it very much. I wonder if he will dance on the stage!"
He did not make any false accusations and spoke freely, which caused laughter from the audience. The closing announcement did not just talk about the performance, but gave them space to perform.
Yang Jiulang raised the microphone: "Then next, please enjoy the crosstalk "Wuwei Daxia", performer:"
"Qi Long, Gao Dongqiang!"
The host bowed and left the stage. Gao Dongqiang on the side raised his fist towards Qin Xiaoxian, who dodged in fear, causing laughter.
But when Gao Dongqiang and Qi Long passed by them and walked towards the center of the stage, Qin Xiaoxian raised his fists behind his back again. Dongqiang heard the audience's laughter and turned his head. Qin Xiaoxian bowed and stepped out of the side curtain.
Arriving at Taichung, Qi Long looked at Dong Qiang jokingly: "Do you need some time to show your finger dance?"
"Go away, that's not the case!" Dong Qiang waved his hand to stop him.
"Wait for the encore performance. Just now it was Kong Yunlong, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian. The three of them performed a traditional program called "Stripping Clothes"!"
"Is 'Stripping Clothes' appropriate? Stripping the Ma褂!"
"Isn't a Ma Gua a piece of clothing? Don't tell me, I was watching from the side just now and Brother Qian's hands were really quick. He unbuttoned the Ma Gua in no time. It's obvious that he practices it a lot!"
Dong Qiang said with a smile: "Nonsense, slow down, the motorcycle should come in!"
This impromptu joke instantly made the whole audience burst into laughter. Everyone admired Dongqiang's ability to deliver jokes. Only Dongqiang knew that Qi Long told him this before he went on stage. It really rocked the audience!
(End of this chapter)
