Chapter 149 One-minute shorthand tongue twisters
Song Xiaobao was tricked by Qi Long and Sun Honglei, but he was not that miserable because soon, someone even more miserable appeared.
Their group discovered from afar that Wei and Wu were fighting, so they rushed over to pick peaches.
Sun Honglei didn't care about his lord's identity at all, and rushed forward first, followed by Song Xiaobao. Qi Long ran slowly, holding the balloon behind him with his hand and looking at it from time to time.
The Wu State, which had crushed Luo Zhiqiang's balloon and eliminated the Wei State, immediately turned around.
Wang Xun pointed at Qi Long, who was paying attention to the balloon at the end: "He should be the lord!"
Yue Yunpeng and Huang Bai said in unison: "No!"
The two looked at each other, and Huang Bai let the guest Yue Yunpeng speak first.
"How could my uncle-in-law be so cunning and show it so obviously?" Yue Yunpeng, who had been tricked by Qi Long many times in "The Comedy Club" and "The Great Challenge", immediately realized that something was wrong.
Huang Bai also nodded: "Yes, Qi Long is not stupid."
"Who is that?" Wang Xun asked.
Huang Bai took a look and said, "It's definitely not Qi Long. It doesn't look like Sun Honglei is so fast. It could be Song Xiaobao!"
After the fleeing Red Team finished their analysis, they turned around to meet the enemy.
Song Xiaobao, who had been rushing up roaring, suddenly ran away, which made them more convinced that Song Xiaobao was the lord, and the two sides started a chase and counter-chase.
In the end, Song Xiaobao, Huang Bai and Wang Xun disappeared.
Yue Yunpeng was cornered by Sun Honglei and Qi Long. Sun Honglei approached him with a cruel smile: "How dare you from the Challenge Group come? Didn't I tell you how miserable Sha Yi was? Hahahaha!"
Sun Honglei laughed like a villain.
"What's wrong with our challenge team? Uncle, he said we are the challenge team!" Yue Yunpeng complained to Qi Long.
Qi Long spread his hands: "Just say it, this is the show now."
"Hahahaha!" Sun Honglei approached Yue Yunpeng proudly.
Seeing that Uncle Master Qi Long was not going to help him, Yue Yunpeng looked at Sun Honglei with a nonchalant look: "If you have the guts, just crush him, go ahead!"
Yue Yunpeng was leaning on the railing and showing off. Qi Long quietly took his balloon off from the side.
Sun Honglei smiled and said, "Puff? Do you have balloons?"
Yue Yunpeng turned around in shock and saw Qi Long holding two balloons, one red and one green.
"Uncle Master, this is not allowed. The rules do not allow it!"
Sun Honglei laughed and patted his leg: "What did you say? Rules!"
Qi Long replied: "There are no rules in the Extreme Men's Gang. I follow the rules."
"Give me back the balloon!"
The two sides started chatting and learned that Yue Yunpeng was actually Zhou Yu, so they introduced the maids as Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao.
Yue Yunpeng looked at the girl with shining eyes: "Xiao Qiao is Zhou Yu's wife, and you are my wife!"
"Nonsense, Xiao Qiao belongs to Qi Long, and Da Qiao is mine!"
"In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Xiao Qiao is Zhou Yu's wife!"
Qi Long pointed at Yue Yunpeng and asked the extras: "Do you choose me or him?"
The girl didn't even look at Yue Yunpeng and stood behind Qi Long. Qi Long laughed triumphantly and gave the red balloon to the girl.
Coincidentally, at this time, bad news came that Wang Xun, the lord of Wu, crushed Song Xiaobao's balloon. Since it was not the lord who burst the balloon, the Wu Kingdom was wiped out.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Ah? The balloon is gone, Xiao Qiao ran away with someone, and the country was destroyed!" Yue Yunpeng collapsed on the ground.
Qi Long and Sun Honglei laughed unkindly, and happily skipped away from the scene with the girls.
Yue Yunpeng is not the worst sufferer. The worst sufferer is Wei State guest Xue Zhiqian.
As soon as Wu got the intelligence about their country, he crushed Luo Zhiqiang, and Xue Zhiqian and Zhang Yixing were locked up in jail.
Luo Zhiqiang finally completed the task and just released the two men, but Huang Bai in the cell reached out his hand through the gap in the wooden bars of the cell and burst Luo Zhiqiang's balloon. The Wei Kingdom was wiped out again.
The second time Luo Zhiqiang completed the mission, they encountered the Shu Kingdom led by Qi Long, Sun Honglei and Song Xiaobao.
Through the information from the prison cell, Wu Guo already knew that Song Xiaobao was not the lord, so they set their sights on Qi Long.
Qi Long was forced into a corner and watched his balloon being caught in Luo Zhiqiang's hand.
"Little Pig, believe me, I'm not the lord!" Qi Long said to Luo Zhiqiang with a sincere face: "Remember the episode of Extreme Escape? The two of us depended on each other and put on old-age makeup together! I don't want you to go to jail again!"
Luo Zhiqiang pretended to be moved and wiped his tears with one hand, while still holding Qi Long's balloon with the other hand.
"Are you someone I can trust?" Luo Zhiqiang roared as he pretended to wipe away his tears, and popped a balloon. A piece of paper fell down, with nothing on it.
Yan Min announced: "The Lord of Wei has crushed the balloons of Shu's civilians, and Wei will be destroyed!"
"Ah!!!" Xue Zhiqian and Zhang Yixing screamed and slowly knelt on the ground, as if it was a bolt from the blue.
Luo Zhiqiang's face flushed: "You didn't lie to me?"
"Who told you not to believe me?" Qi Long said with a smile.
What does it mean to crush someone with overwhelming IQ? Just let Hong Lei be the lord. They would never have thought that the reckless Hong Lei would be the lord. Brother Bao and I can destroy a country each!
"In such a short time, I have to go to jail three times?" Xue Zhiqian covered his head in despair. Zhang Yixing also had a sad face: "Brother Xiaozhu, aren't you Little Zhuge? Can you finish the task quickly? I don't care, but what if the guest has no camera and no weight?"
"Yixing, you are so nice!" Xue Zhiqian glanced at him and said, "I knew that 'Men Gang' was popular, so I postponed three announcements and made two days of time. I rushed to Xiangcheng overnight last night. I have never participated in such a popular program before, and I wanted to perform well. As a result, I was eliminated as soon as I arrived, and I was eliminated continuously."
He sat on the ground, becoming more and more miserable as he spoke.
Qi Long laughed wildly at the side: "Don't be discouraged, maybe the trending searches about you will stay on for two days, hahahaha!"
"Yes, misery is also a kind of fire!" Zhang Yixing comforted seriously.
Luo Zhiqiang was full of enthusiasm: "We will definitely turn things around!"
"You wish!" Qi Long poured cold water on him and left.
At present, both he and Song Xiaobao have been exposed as not being the lords. Once the two teams come back, their lord will be in danger, so the three of them decided to do the task of changing the lord. In the task link of discussing heroes over green plum wine, the lord can be changed if the challenge is successful.
The three of them walked in arrogance, and it turned out to be a question-answering session.
An extra, playing the role of Cao Cao, asked them a question: "There is a rumor in the Three Kingdoms that Lü Bu is invincible in horse battles and Dian Wei is invincible in foot battles. So who is the most invincible?"
"Of course it's Lu Bu. Lu is one, Zhao is two, Dian Wei is three, Guan is four, Ma is five, and Zhang Fei is six." Song Xiaobao started to speak with folk rhymes.
"wrong answer!"
As soon as the actor who asked the question finished speaking, Qi Long pulled Song Xiaobao to the back and said, "We didn't shout out the answer. We were discussing the answer. Only when we shout out the answer will it count."
Sun Honglei nodded repeatedly: "That's right!"
"Then I'll give you another chance."
Song Xiaobao was puzzled: "If Lu Bu is not the most powerful in the Three Kingdoms, who else could be the most powerful?"
"Is it Cao Cao? Because isn't this person the one who plays Cao Cao?" Sun Honglei guessed.
At this time, Qi Long's eyes lit up, thinking out of the ordinary: "I know, answer!"
"Please say!"
"Lu Bu is the most powerful when he rides Dian Wei!" Qi Long said without hesitation.
Hearing his answer, Sun Honglei and Song Xiaobao laughed and pulled him back: "Not count!"
“It takes three people shouting the answer together.”
Sun Honglei was still quibbling, but the actor on the stage had already said four words: "Correct answer!"
The two brothers who had disliked Qi Long just now changed their expressions in a second, high-fived Qi Long, and then complained about the program crew with a mixture of laughter and tears.
"Ah? What kind of question is this?"
Here comes the second question. The title is: [During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu’s wife was Xiao Qiao. Xiao Qiao’s sister was Da Qiao. Da Qiao’s husband was Sun Ce. Sun Ce’s sister was Sun Shangxiang. Sun Shangxiang married Liu Bei. Liu Bei’s son was Liu Chan.
Liu Chan's empress was Empress Zhang, whose mother was Xiahou Juan, whose uncle was Xiahou Yuan, and whose brother was Xiahou Dun. So, what did Xiahou Dun call Zhou Yu?
The older actor in the extras read the questions with his head shaking, and the three brothers who were listening to him were stunned.
What? What is this?
The two looked at Qi Long. Qi Long didn't know either. He came up with an idea. Let's calculate their seniority and see what their seniority is.
After analysis, Xiahou Dun is one generation older than Zhou Yu.
After checking the calculation, the three of them answered: "Answer: Nephew! Zhou Yu is Xiahou Dun's nephew!"
"Wrong answer. The correct answer is that Xiahou Dun called Zhou Yu Gongjin. At that time, people were not called by their given names, but by their courtesy names!"
This answer made the three people who had spent a long time calculating their generations feel as uncomfortable as if they had eaten a fly. We have calculated for a long time and you tell me the answer is so simple?
One correct answer, one wrong answer, and we came to the third question.
The third question was a memory question. As it was announced, the blackboard behind lit up and a tongue twister from "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" appeared on the board.
[Ma Chao is exercising on the playground, feeding the horse with hay. Ma's mother is very worried. She feeds Ma Chao fried noodles. Ma Chao doesn't eat the noodles. When he is exercising on the playground, Ma's mother is unhappy. She picks up the noodles and scolds Ma Chao, who is exercising on the playground, to eat hay.]
Seeing that the time limit was one minute for memorization, Sun Honglei pulled Song Xiaobao and turned away. How could they remember this?
After walking two steps, he looked back and saw that Qi Long was not following him. Instead, he was staring at the question board in a daze.
The two of them fell silent and dared not disturb Qi Long.
One minute later, the curtain was pulled back on the question board, and Qi Long started singing "Ma Chao's Song" rhythmically!
Listening to him reciting this seemingly nonsensical and long tongue twister as smoothly as he was reciting a line of opera, all the staff, extras, Sun Honglei and Song Xiaobao slowly opened their lips with shock on their faces.
[I don't know whether it was Ma Chao who was doing drills on the playground who quarreled with Ma's mother who was making fried noodles and fed Ma Chao fried noodles, or whether it was Ma's mother who was making fried noodles who scolded Ma Chao who was doing drills on the playground and fed Ma Chao horse grass.]
"Absolutely correct!" The person who set the question shouted loudly, looking at the question board in his hand.
Sun Honglei and Song Xiaobao rushed forward in surprise and high-fived Qi Long: "Qi Long, you are amazing!"
Qi Long waved his hands modestly: "I'm lucky, this is from "The Ultimate Three Kingdoms", I memorized it when I was a kid and showed off in front of my classmates!"
However, he did not practice this tongue twister every day, so he forgot a lot of it. Relying on his strengthened memory and the impression of some key sentences from his childhood, he successfully memorized this extremely difficult tongue twister.
"It turns out that I had memorized it when I was a child. I almost thought that the genius was right next to me!" Sun Honglei laughed.
At this time, the director on the side spoke up: "No, we changed some of it, it's different from the original!"
"And it only took one minute to memorize it? There really is a genius among us!" Song Xiaobao exclaimed.
(End of this chapter)
