Chapter 130 Challenge: Walking in the air!
It is said that many people will encounter death issues when they are in love. The most classic question is: If your mother and I fall into the water, who will you save first?
Nowadays, this kind of "death" problem is full of pitfalls, for example, you are shopping with your girlfriend.
When the streets are full of long white legs, she asks you: "My legs are better or their legs are better."
There seem to be two answers, one is "she is pretty" and the other is "they have pretty legs", but in fact, you only have to answer these two questions.
The correct answer is: "Whose legs are they? I can't see them!"
There are so-called emotional gurus on the Internet who specialize in teaching people how to ask such death questions. Many couples have quarreled because of not answering such death questions.
Qi Long has never experienced this kind of death problem, and Zhang Wanyi doesn't ask about it. Her hobby is to do the one hundred things that couples must do listed on the Internet, such as traveling around and experiencing life everywhere.
I only remember the last five things: taking wedding photos together, getting the marriage certificate together, getting married together, having children together, and growing old together.
Qi Long agreed to accompany her to finish everything, and said that one hundred things were too few, and she could add whatever she thought of, as much as she wanted!
I didn’t expect that my girlfriend hadn’t experienced the issue of death, but she did in “Amazing Challenge”.
That was a recording after the special show. The bomb special of "Extreme Men's Group" was broadcast. The current program successfully became a hot search. The operation of detonating the bomb in the variety show shocked netizens, who exclaimed: This is too big.
Among them, there are some parts that show their brotherhood, where one person goes on a desperate mission to rescue people trapped in a bomb car or bomb house.
All six people have had such experiences, and they all completed the tasks with all their efforts. Because of this, their relationship has been further strengthened after this episode.
Qi Long's task was to rappel down from a five-story building within the specified time. He had a severe fear of heights and felt palpitations when he looked down from the third floor.
But he gritted his teeth and completed the challenge. It is even more admirable that he was brave enough to do it even though he was afraid.
After this episode, the brotherhood of the men's gang is no longer a marketing slogan, but a real "fighting for each other!"
In the end, the six people hugged each other and cried, and the slogans they shouted with tears in their eyes became a classic photo.
It was a very touching scene. On the day of recording "Amazing Challenge", Sa Beining said sarcastically: "Oh, isn't this Qi Long who has five other good brothers outside!"
"Oh, I was surfing Weibo and saw that they had a meal and drinks together after the recording. For the first episode, Sun Honglei even posted on Weibo, 'Qi Long treated us!'" Nicomati shouted in cooperation.
Ruan Jingtian looked up at the sky: "It's been so long and no one has invited us!"
"I'm so jealous!" Yue Yunpeng also joined the condemnation team.
Sha Yi, who had participated in the recording of "Men's Gang", immediately raised his thumbs up: "Yes, yes, yes, I saw it with my own eyes. They tried really hard, and they teamed up to bully me, and Qi Long was the one who led the bullying!"
Faced with such a wave of condemnation, even Qi Long, who was eloquent, didn't know how to refute it for a moment.
"Please, now that we've finished recording today, I'll just treat you to a meal!"
Sa Beining complained to everyone: "Look at how reluctant he is. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it!"
"Then forget it!" Qi Long said singlely.
Everyone laughed.
Sa Beining came over and said, "Let me ask you seriously, if the five of us and the five over there fell into the water at the same time, and you could only save one, who would you save?"
Here comes the question of death, but this question is easier to answer than wife and mother because you can answer with the third option.
"I won't save anyone!" Qi Long spread his hands.
"Ah?" Everyone was stunned.
Qi Long said, "I saved you, their fans will definitely fight me to death. I saved them, your fans will definitely fight me to death."
"If you don't save us, fans from both sides will come after you!" Sha Yi yelled.
Qi Long looked nonchalant: "So what? All ten of you are dead, and I can move up ten places in the male artist appearance ranking in the entertainment industry, so why not?"
The five people who had originally stepped forward to denounce Qi Long all stopped and were in a good mood.
"Hahahaha!"
What does this mean? It means that we are better looking than him!
"No, nine, Yue Yue ranks after me!" Qi Long added.
Yue Yunpeng, who was originally laughing, immediately lost his smile, causing everyone to burst into laughter again.
Nicometti came up to Qi Long and said, "Let me ask you another question. If the director of our show and the director of that show fell into the water, who would you save first?"
Qi Long thought for a moment and said, "It depends on which assistant director pays more. If he pays less, I will rescue his chief director!"
"Hahahahahahaha!" Everyone applauded!
After the noisy opening, the director announced that today each person would be assigned a challenge based on their pre-assigned tasks. Sa Beining was invited to set off first, and the others would sit in the simple tent set up by the program crew and were not allowed to go out.
After a while, Sa Beining's screams were heard from outside: "This won't work, damn it!"
If it weren't for the last two words, no one would panic, because it was probably Sa Beining doing it for the show effect, but with the swear word added, everyone started to panic.
"It must be a very difficult task for a professional host to swear on a TV show!" Qi Long judged.
Everyone nodded, looking panicked.
Yue Yunpeng had already started to back out and raised his hand to ask the director, "Can I give up halfway?"
The director replied that it was okay, but if he gave up, he would have to challenge the most difficult job!
Hearing this, Yue Yunpeng thought for a moment and said, "Then let's give it a try."
Sa Beining's screams could be heard from time to time outside. Everyone was getting more and more panicked. Qi Long stood up and said, "Let me say something inspiring to boost morale!"
After saying that, Qi Long, like those sales companies that have a morning exercise culture for employees, clapped with one hand above and one below, half of his body moving, with a huge amplitude and extremely demonic movements, and began to roar at the same time:
[Efforts may not lead to success, but giving up will definitely make you feel relaxed! Gold will shine, but I am an old friend and I don’t shine; the weak complain about the environment, the strong have already adapted, and the dead become stiff! ] “Hahahahaha!” Everyone pulled him back: “What kind of chicken soup is this.”
However, after Qi Long's commotion, the atmosphere on the scene became much more relaxed, and soon it was Qi Long's turn to go out and challenge.
I walked out of the tent and back fifty meters. When I looked up, I saw a long wooden bridge between the two apartment buildings, with a rope next to it.
There was a safety net and air cushion under the single-plank bridge. On the roof of the other side of the apartment building, Sa Beining was looking at Qi Long: "Long, it's too difficult!"
"Are we going this way?" Qi Long glanced upwards nervously, then looked at the director.
"Yes, cross the high-altitude single-plank bridge blindfolded!" The staff on the side has already taken out the eye straps and goggles.
Some eye masks are still somewhat light-transmissive, but with a layer of straps, you can’t see anything at all.
"Wait, do I have to blindfold myself again?" Before Qi Long could finish his words, his eyes were already blindfolded.
Sa Beining from upstairs shouted, "Give up, I've already given up!"
Qi Long shouted, "Do you think I'm stupid? How can you be on the other side if you give up? You must have succeeded!"
"Hahaha, it's very difficult to get over here. Don't challenge it. I almost fell down in the middle. There is no safety rope." Sa Beining continued to shout.
Qi Long, who was already panicking, became even more panicked after hearing this: "What?"
No safety rope for high-altitude missions? The production crew must be crazy!
"Don't worry, Teacher Qi. Our air cushion and safety net are verified. More than a dozen staff members have jumped over them, and they have also been strictly reviewed by relevant departments!" the director consoled.
Qi Long did not feel comforted: "What if I am blown away in the air?"
In response, the staff ignored him and dragged him upstairs, telling him that he could give up at any time and that he could just give up if he didn't want to participate.
Qi Long decided to give it a challenge anyway.
Because I just successfully challenged the high-altitude mission in "Extreme Man", and if I fail here, they will say that I don’t work hard in this show. Try it.
Although I feel nervous when my eyes are covered, I don’t feel palpitations because I can’t see what’s going on below.
He gave himself positive psychological hints, but once he got onto the rooftop and felt the biting cold wind of the imperial capital, Qi Long panicked again.
The most terrifying thing was that Sa Beining on the other side was singing "Brotherhood", the theme song of "New Water Margin". The lyrics were as follows:
[When brothers are separated, two lines of tears appear; when brothers die, a flower blooms! 】
"What the hell is this about separation of life and death? Shut up!"
[Brothers share the same mother in the next life]
"Go to hell!" Qi Long was still being supported and shouting, when he suddenly heard the staff say "We're here"!
Have him step onto the steps, grab the rope, and start the challenge.
"Ah" Qi Long's "ah" was trembling.
【Brotherhood.】 Sa Beining added a tremolo to his singing.
"Shut up, shut up!"
[Brotherhood is wine without color, brotherhood is a home without walls!!!]
Qi Long stepped onto the single-plank bridge. He could feel that all the muscles in his body were tense, and they even began to tremble due to excessive tension. He grabbed the rope and walked forward slowly accompanied by Sa Beining's singing, basically moving only half the distance of a shoe at a time.
And you don't lift it up and move forward, but rather rub it forward, making sure that the front foot is on solid ground, then move the center of gravity forward and let the back foot follow, repeating this cycle over and over again.
At this time, Sa Beining, who was singing, suddenly stopped singing and shouted, "Qi Long, it's crooked, it's crooked, quick, move your toes a little to the left, a little to the left!"
Hearing his panicked voice, Qi Long became even more panicked. He quickly adjusted the direction of his toes and continued to move forward.
However, as I walked, I felt something empty in front of my toes.
"Uh uh uh uh uh!" Qi Long retracted his toes tremblingly.
"It's tilted too much!" Sa Beining shouted and commanded.
Qi Long: "Please, don't give me blind orders. I'll figure it out slowly."
【Brotherhood! 】
"Damn it!" Qi Long shouted and continued to move forward. Suddenly, he felt his hand touching something round on the rope. When he pressed it, he heard the sound of a bell.
"Congratulations to Qi Long for his successful challenge."
Qi Long:?
That's impossible. How can I be so fast when I move step by step?
"Please take off the blindfold."
Qi Long took off his blindfold and looked up. Sa Beining was still standing opposite him, smiling and patting his thigh.
He looked back and was suddenly at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
There is no such thing as a high-rise building that spans the space between the two buildings. Instead, a single-plank bridge of the same width was built on the rooftop of this building, but it is much shorter and only one meter high. There is a cushion underneath so it is okay if you fall down.
When I found out that it was such a device, I immediately felt embarrassed.
"I knew that the production team couldn't take this seriously. It's not scary at all!" Qi Long shouted as if he didn't care.
"Hahahaha, who was there just now, uh uh uh uh!" Sa Beining mocked on the opposite side.
(End of this chapter)
