Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

Lin Qi’an safely crossed into a fantasy realm, becoming the Crown Prince of Beiyang of an Immortal Dynasty. His father, the current strongest Sword Emperor, enjoys an exalted status! His fiancée is also the unparalleled beauty ranked first on the Fairy List.However, Lin Qian discovers that he has an overwhelming number of enemies, all of whom are emerging protagonists destined for greatness!Those born with a sacred body! Reincarnation of a Great Emperor! Holder of immortal treasures!Fortunately, Lin Qian awakens a villain system, which rewards him for defeating these protagonists.“Ding! Opening beginner’s gift pack, obtained ‘Dragon Yang Dao Physique’.”“Ding! Subdued the daughter of golden luck, rewarded with the divine skill ‘Thousands of Swords to Court’.”“Ding! Slayed the an ancient clan’s holy son, rewarded with ‘Ice Qillin Essence Blood’.”Lin Qian could never have imagined that these so-called daughters of luck could see through his special constitution!The icy pure and aloof holy saintesses, one after another, turned into villainesses. What broken protagonists? Isn’t the Dragon Yang Dao Physique more fragrant?

When disaster struck, Ling Mo knew that the kinds of zombies depicted in doomsday movies would in fact, be totally different from reality…Normally, the most important thing to do during the end of the world is to survive, but when Ling Mo picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, the trajectory of his life had gone completely out of control.The cause of this was very simple. His girlfriend, mutated…Wait, Shana, that sickle in your hand looks like its being pointed at my pants!Senior sister! Stop trying to pounce on me the moment I’m distracted!And little girl, is it really alright for you to just hide by my side and laugh?Lastly…all of you, stop trying to bite me…ahhh!!!

A lightning strike transmigrated Zu An into another world. In that world, he was known as the tr*sh of Brightmoon City, but for some reason, he was married to the gorgeous and highly talented daughter of the Chu clan?What? I’m a transmigrator but I don’t have any talent for cultivation? Why are there so many people out for my life? And most importantly of all, how in the world did I get on the bed of my sister-in-law on my wedding night?!It was a nightmarish starting point for Zu An, but fortunately, as a famed keyboard warrior in his previous life, the world gave him a keyboard in this life too so that he could turn things around. Through his trolling and flaming, he shall stand atop the corpses of his burned enemies and rise to the top of the world!

Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings.Alex, who was from a military family background with an assassin as a Mother and an intelligence agent as a Father, reincarnated to a medieval cultivation world due to the carelessness of an [Electrician] and was [killed] by an electric shock, or so he thought.How would he survive there?Let's find out with him in his Adventures.

Chen Rui, an otaku from earth, is reborn into a human body in another world, who falls into the legendary evil, brutal world of the devil called Mozu where humans are treated as food. He has to survive while facing horrors of the devil, violent dragons and a variety of power enemies depending on a strange super system chip and his wits. Surrounded by Devil’s beauties such as black-bellied lolita princess, cold queens, violent dragons, charming poisonous devils …Wanting to live in the Devil’s world is hard! Wanting to live in the Devil’s world as a human is harder! Wanting a human to be the devil’s son-in-law is hardest!Let us see how a small otaku uses power and strategy step by step starting from an ordinary human to writing a legend as the devil’s greatest son-in-law.

In a world where strength reigns supreme and only the strong are revered, conflict and injuries are commonplace.The Divine Medicine King was a saintly doctor that saved the lives of many practitioners with his highly accomplished art of healing, garnering the respect of all, and becoming an existence not inferior to the other Divine Kings.As the son of the Divine Medicine King, Leon enjoyed the protective halo of his father and had very smooth sailing in life.However, everything came crashing down when the news of a peerless treasure in possession of his father with secrets of the everlasting was leaked.Greed was ignited, and gratitude was repaid with malice.Helpless to change the inevitable, both father and son lost their lives to their own subordinates under the schemes of the Divine Kings.When everything seemed to have come to an end, Leon was granted another chance, another life, and in another world foreign to the Divine Realm.Will he throw away everything and walk the path of the avenger, killing his way back into the Divine Realm to avenge his father? Or will he embrace his new life and forgoes the past? In the end, what lies at the end of the road of vengeance?When two seemingly separate yet intricately-linked worlds collide and calamity strikes, who will he save and who will he kill?

Li Xiao Yao left S.W.A.T to become an ordinary security guard. While working, he happened to enter the VIP room and found Lin Wang Er still in the middle of changing. As revenge, she took him on a ride and kicked him out of the car. After hours of walking, Li Xiao Yao finally managed to get back home just to be kicked out of the house. He then got an offer from his previous supervisor to become the bodyguard of the Tian Xi group CEO’s daughter both in game and in reality. But unknown to Li Xiao Yao the girl was actually…

A mystical presence known as The Flying Dagger brought him, an orphan in his world into the realm of the Nine Astra Skies. Ye Chen is a teenage boy tasked with saving his clan — the Ye Clan — from the complete annihilation by their sworn enemies — the Yun Clan. Join Ye Chen as he embarks on a journey to grow stronger and discover the world in which humans, Beasts and Celestial Beasts coexist with powerful forces that inhabit the world, like Daemon Kings and Divine Beasts.

It all started after I received that weird email…What? Click the boxes to select the body type?Want me to select a starting point?Let me put in the name and be done with this, it’s getting late…I always was bad with Chinese names… how about… Zhang Dong … Hehe…Wait why is everything going dark…***Author: I don’t own the art, first time writing anything and English isn’t my first language… so plz no bulli…

After a tear in reality pulls Kagari Shuya into a white room he discovers a futuristic interface for reincarnating in a different world. After looking through the different races and skills he unlocks a new race, Lucivault, a type of vampire with none of its characteristic weaknesses. All set to start his life in a new world, Shuya is confused to discover that he is enveloped in darkness. As it turns out something went wrong when he was transported and instead of appearing where he was supposed to, he appeared in an underground cave. Shuya faces untold dangers, runs for his life, before finding his way out of the underground world. After escaping he meets his Shishou and begins to learn to fight with a spear. There is also a cute black cat named Rollo.

Everything was going so well. It was the perfect path toward greatness. He reincarnated to the World of Cultivation after dying on Earth. Though he was new to everything, he survived with little to no harm.He learned how to battle, cultivate, and even how to love. He trained along with his wives, mastering all the nine elements, and they finally ascended together. They planned to continue their adventures together in the higher realm called ‘Heaven Realm’.Unfortunately, everything crumbled that day.Just as they thought they had succeeded, rushing through the passage between the Realms, they were attacked by the Heavens and forcefully split apart.The separation was painful but adventuring without them wasn’t an option. Xuefeng would never leave anyone behind. Join us and follow Xuefeng as he dominates the Heaven Realm!

A novel revolving around being transported to another world with an op system. The mc spends his day chasing skirts and doing missions to level up. A standard journey to the top with lots of girls from various animes and games with a twist of that gaming feel (hunting mobs, doing missions).

~Mature Content~When Lucas was having drinks with his friends at a bar a strange girl approach him at a bar and asks Lucas some strange questions.He didn't think much about that question I mean what could possibly a girl can do and just tell her his ideal world dream but he didn't have thought that by answering this questions, he's on his way down an insane rabbit hole.But he awaken in a different world almost exactly like his own, but where he have the ability to freely use any woman as he wish for without anyone seeing it as anything other than completely normal, and where anyone will accept any word he say as a truth to be listened to.Which leaves him only one in this world of casual free use: to become king.

Humanoid beast? Ahem…. Humanoid beast….Because a female immortal sealed a mischievous and sly fox spirit into his right hand, ordinary senior high school student Liu Yi henceforth began his extraordinary journey as a immortal practitioner.The fox spirit said:“The prettiest girls in the class, the daughters of rich families, the evil female cult members, the beautiful women in the world of immortals? All these beauties are no longer a dream!Come, become an immortal and even a diaosi could counterattack!Come, become an immortal and kill all of the tall, rich and handsome!Come, become an immortal and capture all the beauties!”“Liu Yi, I said to capture all the beauties; not to capture me! Hey! Stop!”

[Urban Daily + Doting Husband]Jiang Mo, an ordinary delivery boy, what should he do if he accidentally picks up a cute little baby on the way to deliver food?Of course, take it home to raise it!This is actually the daughter of a top movie queen!What should I do if I am entangled by a stunning actress? ? ?"Marry me, no gift required, dowry of 10 million, divorce after one year."In order to save his sister, Jiang Mo signed the contract, but something seemed increasingly wrong. Why was this woman in his bed?The deserted goddess movie queen climbs into bed every day! ?They are a fake couple, fake, fake!A year later, Jiang Mo was about to get a divorce certificate. Wen Yan pushed him onto the bed and kissed him morbidly."You still want a divorce now? It's too late."Jiang Mo: “…”Ah! The top movie queen is actually a yandere!"dad!"ε==(づ′▽`)づThe little kid hugged his legs softly and refused to let go.Jiang Mo was helpless being entangled!!Both the big and the small are yandere!【Note: Daughter’s biological child.】Show more

I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!

Not everyone wants to live a life filled with fame, riches, glory, and honor. Some, just want the easy life. To live a life that simply plays itself over and over, with a hint of spice here and there.To our young hero Yun Xi, he felt his calling for bread. He did not want to be the Godly Swordsman of old, nor the Majestic Immortal Emperor. He just wanted to be a plain-old breadmaker.Yet, his dreams are crushed when he is given a revelation of the stars. From now on, how will his life change?

In order to live he must get close to girls, what kind of rule is this? Tang Zheng possess the Nine Yang Saint Body, a rare body constitution that is hard to come across within a millennium, yet he must absorb pure Yin energy to stay alive. In order to live, he will fight! Absolute campus belles, goddess teachers, charming housewives, haughty lolis… all kinds of woman walk into his life causing him to be surrounded by beauties!

My Beautiful Teacher tells the story of a university graduate Qin Chao who can’t seem to find a job and is in a downward spiral in his life. Then one night as he walks home from another failed job interview, a vase hits his head, making him get possessed by an old and powerful evil spirit sealed in that vase and following another incidents, inadvertently saved a mysterious university teacher Su Ji, thereby opening his path to cultivation, he also manages to get a job as a security guard at Guangyuan School. A series of adventures then took place as he deals with all kinds of supernatural beings. This novel has also been adapted into a drama.