Next, shouldn’t it be time for my own erotic dream?
Why was the other self separated?
"What are you—"
But before she could react, her body became rigid.
Because a finger had been stuffed into her mouth.
She instinctively wanted to bite it to pieces.
However, the strength of the dragon's bones and muscles was enough to make her teeth ache.
"Mei, I will marry her. She's such a good girl. Even if she doesn't want me, I will take her home."
The Jiaozi grinned, and that smile was extremely hearty, but it made the Herrer of Thunder feel horrified.
"but--"
"Before that, we have to deal with the bad boy first."
ps: Achievement achieved - updated during the day, it is indeed winning the resurrection match.
Cock--cocky proud.
Fish fish - fishy suspicious.
Wolf——wolfy, ferocious.
Use animals to metaphorically represent people.
It seems to be a common problem in human civilization.
Before the sun rose, Russell had woken up, washed himself in the shower, and then blew his tail with a hair dryer, following his human instinct and thinking.
Mei Raiden is gentle and timid, and resists unethical encounters.
But after kissing the corners of her lips repeatedly, she would become warm; then gently lick her earlobe, and her resistance would turn into acquiescence; then pry open her pearly teeth, and she would even be obedient, like some kind of loyal dog.
In comparison, the Herrscher of Thunder is a wild horse that is difficult to tame.
Even though it has been subdued, it still has a strong desire to attack, and every grinding of the inkstone will result in frantic scratches and crazy bites.
She was still manic even after grabbing the wild horse's long purple horns, galloping it fiercely, putting a chain on its neck, stuffing a horse bit into its neck, and roughly testing its intestinal health.
Fortunately, the degradation of flesh and blood is also within Russell's ability, although that ability is called distortion.
If you are willing to put in enough mental effort, it is not difficult to make accurate corrections to the human body.
Therefore, just grind it gently and the ink will flow out smoothly from the inkstone, which can be used to moisten the long brush and compose humiliating and pleasant songs until the wild horse falls to the ground helplessly, sweating profusely.
After combing the tail used to seduce canines, Ya Zi, with a satisfied look on his face, turned around and greeted a scroll.
"Mei...what do you want to eat today? Or, where do you want to go for fun?"
In the painting, the no longer youthful woman washes her feet and body, continuously cleaning off the ridiculous ink marks, and then puts on her clothes.
She looked to the side and saw a beautiful woman who looked similar to herself but was in an extremely miserable state and almost fainted. She wanted to reach out her hand, but in the end she hesitated and stopped.
Finally, she leaned out of the painting and stood timidly beside the man like a young wife.
Leaving the scroll that was obviously used to separate wet and dry things, she did not answer her husband's question, but looked around guiltily.
He heaved a sigh of relief after seeing a painting in which a white-haired ball was curled up and sleeping instead of being a blacksmith who had to die to forge a minotaur.
Last night was indeed a ridiculous night.
Another self, dissatisfied with his own cowardice, threatened Russell with his own and Vienna's safety, and had sex in front of Kiana's painting.
I acquiesced to all this.
However, Russell did not want to hurt himself and Vienna, but he was also unwilling to obey her, so he pretended to surrender, took the opportunity to inject himself with the blood of the saint, and then separated himself with the power of the tiger.
Russell, enraged, launched an attack on himself and his other self...
"Are you mad at me?"
The Jiaozi murmured with a hint of embarrassment on his face - from a common sense perspective, the correct action at that time should have been to use the Lion King's crown, which had never been used, to lower Lei Lu's IQ.
He used sweet words to deceive her, made her let down her guard, and then launched a fierce sneak attack.
The sneak attack ended, and he sealed Lei Lu gracefully and hugged Mei.
He signaled that everything was over, and while she was still in shock, he invited her to a date the next day - ending the farce, but leaving her with a chance to vent her emotions. He then politely left and went back to his room to teach Lei Lu a lesson.
But, the dragon blood couldn't stand this humiliation - the majesty of the dragon king was activated.
Frankly speaking, Russell doesn't like this skill very much.
——He seemed to understand why so many people were afraid of him. It turned out that his family inherited the most ancient dragon, which had the majestic and terrifying side when angry.
However, this skill seemed to arouse Lei Lu's interest.
She seemed to like the way she was angry but had to endure it, and she was provocative in every way.
With the blessing of bloodline, his operation last night was mainly about not having any operation - killing with the tiger talisman, and then going straight to Luo with a gun.
"How about you hit me twice?"
That Jiaozi made a suggestion.
Those words made the girl look a little resentful - how could a bride beat her husband the next day?
also--
What made her unhappy was not that Russell brought the Herrscher of Thunder with him when he rode away with his gun in hand - she and the Herrscher of Thunder were two sides of the same coin, inseparable, so there was no point in being jealous of her.
But, he is to his other self...
Is it too rough?
Although she knew that she had been badly tricked by her other self, the girl still felt pity when she recalled the other self wailing constantly during the advance and being overwhelmed at the climax.
Don’t say anything else.
But, Miss Lei Lu really had good intentions towards me, it was just that her actions were a little outrageous.
——In the root cause, everything now was just her wanting to vent her anger.
"...No fight."
That scene shocked the guy, and he then shamelessly approached and tried to kiss the girl's eyes.
That scene made Mei's eyes flash with resentment and helplessness.
But when the guy got close enough, he finally became obedient, stood on tiptoe and kissed her.
"How about we go make some pancakes together later?"
The man licked his lips and asked with interest.
The girl looked at the man beside her, and what emerged in her mind was the scene of kneading dough, baking caramel, and making pastries to feed the dog in the kitchen.
like...
very nice?
However, after seeing a scroll hanging on one side, the longing on his face gradually turned into guilt.
Under the guidance of the Herrscher of Thunder, she seduced her best friend's fiancé, thus cheating on her.
"I don't have too many ideas about food and drink, as for entertainment..."
The girl, whose face was filled with the desire to go to the kitchen to make cakes or to go to the kendo gym to practice together, said something that really went against her own wishes.
"I think, from now on, I may need to take care of another me and won't have time to go out and play with you."
She turned her head away and didn't look at the scorn.
That statement made Ya Zi on the opposite side twitch his lips slightly. He gradually had a bad feeling surging in his heart - in Dayan, he had a record of being kicked out of the house by two wives in a row.
"You really don't want to hold on?"
Russell tried to struggle.
But not long after, the elegant Japanese beauty walked lightly to the side of the scroll, took it down, handed it to Russell, and then urged him to leave.
"If no one counsels me, I might suffer from psychological trauma because of what happened yesterday..."
She said so, and then quickly mentioned a certain white-haired ball.
"Kiana...Kiana really wants to go to Homland and the Zoo with you. She bought the tickets a long time ago, but she just didn't have the time to give them to you."
"Besides, she likes chameleons. You can buy her a chameleon as a pet, or buy her a chameleon hairpin."
"Kiana is your fiancée, you must make her happy!"
Just like he was kicked out of the house by Nian and Maria in his memory, Russell was once again kicked out of his own room.
Same recipe, same taste.
"Do I have a setting that makes it easy for my wife to kick me out of the house?"
He sighed, blocked the door and asked, "If you want Kiana to be happy, what will you do?"
There was no movement inside the door.
After a long time, voices with a strong sense of struggle were heard.
"...If I miss you, I will use the chat group to communicate with you, or I will use the excuse of working to be alone, or I will find you after Kiana falls asleep."
"Go and accompany Kiana quickly, otherwise, I will be angry."
In other words, having an affair?
Russell's body trembled slightly and he took a breath of cold air. While the dog was twitching his nose in confusion, he opened the scroll according to the method he remembered.
After a whole night of boxing, Kaslana was exhausted and fell directly out of the scroll.
"Who is it? Who is attacking me again?!"
Just like a peach that exploded the moment it fell to the ground, the white-haired ball exploded almost instantly.
Then--
She met Russell's face, which seemed a little depressed.
"...How does it feel to be stabbed in the back by the Law of Thunder? Your Excellency, the Great Ruler of the Void?"
he asked.
Those words made Kiana's face reveal a polite yet embarrassed expression for a moment.
The Ruler of the Void.
The Herrscher with the highest mobility.
She only needs to fight guerrilla warfare with the idea of escaping thousands of miles away if she misses the first strike, and she will become the most terrifying assassin on this earth.
but--
As the strongest assassin, she was knocked out with one strike.
There wasn't even time to react.
"...It was an accident."
She scratched her head, her eyes drifting away - her defeat was really outrageous.
"Why don't you just dismantle the Skyfire, eat the Herrscher core, and switch to being a fire type."
"That one doesn't require any brainpower."
Ya Zi sighed, then rubbed Kiana's face hard.
"Let's go. You've been trapped all night. You must be hungry. I'll make you some noodles to fill your stomach. Then, I'll go find Rita to get you something else delicious."
"But I am also responsible for this."
"Although the Herrscher is strong, he is highly dependent on Honkai energy and is completely defeated by the Blood of the Saint."
"If I had anticipated this, and injected you with the Ouroboros virus in advance, trying to revert you to your ancestral form, and then mixed some other fantasy bloodlines into your body, perhaps it wouldn't be so easy for her to plot against you."
He analyzed the pros and cons of the Law Enforcer profession, and at the same time thought about how to make up for the weaknesses of this group of fragile mages.