Cai Shi: "Maybe it's because women don't love men unless they are bad?"
Xiao Shi laughed dryly: "Ahahaha, now that we think about it, we really did fall in love with a bad man."
Masha was shocked.
—O upright soul...
He tried to pull the sword out of the scabbard, but found that he couldn't do it at all.
——Fuck, there is such a thing?
——Does this sword determine that I don't have an upright soul?
——Damn you! I’m going to throw you into the Ark of the Covenant and use you as material for making God’s presence on earth!
The sword remained unmoved.
Masha could only gasp in amazement.
He certainly wouldn't be willing to throw this thing into the Ark of the Covenant. The Ark of the Covenant was a treasure that he could identify directly. This thing had to be identified by eating an apple, so it must be a better treasure!
How is it possible to decompose such a treasure?
But no matter how good a treasure is, it is useless if you can’t use it.
Masha thrust the sword into Xiaoshi's hands and said, "Come on, Xiaoshi, you are a Yamato Nadeshiko, you should be upright, try to see if you can pull it out."
"Oh." Xiao Shi took the sword with both hands, holding the scabbard with one hand and the hilt with the other, and took a deep breath.
The next moment the muscles in her hands swelled up, giving the feeling that her arms were instantly inflated.
——As expected of the big sister who unified Kansai! Ye Lu died of suffering!
However, the sword did not move at all.
Baiquan pointed at Xiaoshi and shouted, "You are not honest!"
Xiao Shi handed the Holy Sword of the Lake to Masha, then turned around to get the broom.
Baiquan hid behind Masha and hugged Masha's thighs tightly.
"Don't hug me, I'll be punished too!"
Masha grabbed Baiquan's shoulders and tried to pull her off his legs.
Baiquan held Masha's legs tightly and tried to bite the hem of his shirt with his mouth.
Chihiro: "Okay, let's solve the sword problem quickly. Xiao Shi, you too, don't bother with a 10-year-old child."
Xiao Shi took a deep breath, as if calming down, and then showed a gentle smile: "That's true, Ah Sha, hurry up and take care of the sword issue."
Masha breathed a sigh of relief. He held the sword and looked down at Baiquan.
Baiquan: "If you can't pull it out, I definitely can't pull it out."
--Right.
Masha looks at Chihiro.
Chihiro: "You expect me, the innocent girl who has fooled the spare tires around, to pull out this sword?"
"Look, you still have a pure side." Masha said as he handed the sword to Chihiro.
Qianxun pulled it out symbolically and handed it to the league secretary.
League Secretary: "I think I am quite upright..."
She pulled at the hilt, but it didn't come out even a millimeter.
The League Secretary said: "But now I am not upright anymore because I associate with the good and the bad. It's all your fault, Masha."
"Blame me?" Masha said with grievance, "Is it that after you all tried to pull it out and couldn't, the responsibility is all mine?"
Cai Shi: "I think that it would take a level of 'integrity' like Saber in FZ who didn't know how to adapt and didn't understand people's hearts to pull it out."
Chihiro: "It's really possible, but does such a person exist in reality?"
The league secretary handed the sword to Cai Shi, who shook her head: "I don't think I can pull it out."
Hongye stepped forward and said, "Hongye, who has been a three-good student since the first grade of elementary school, now applies to draw the sword!"
The League Secretary handed the sword to Hongye.
After trying it, Hongye stuck out her tongue and said, "Sir, Hongye seems to be a bad woman!"
Masha: "Hua Gu Shuang, let's try it. Others, don't just stand there and watch. Everyone should try it one by one. It won't hurt anything."
Then the girls tried again, but no one could pull out the sword.
Masha scratched the back of his head - should he give Xue Jianmei a try? He felt that Sister Xue was quite upright.
So he opened the passage to the island wonderland and went in with his sword.
Xue Jianmei was surprised: "It's over so early today? I heard you say you were going to sneak into the British superpower research institute to steal things, and I thought you were going to do it until late at night."
"The British are not very good at it, so they stole it right away. Sister Lai Xue, this sword is King Arthur's Sword of the Lake."
"This is... what are you doing for me?"
"Try and see if you can pull it out."
Xue Jianmei stared at Masha for two seconds, looking confused, but she still nodded: "Okay, I'll try."
Masha looked at Xue Jianmei hopefully as she grasped the hilt of the sword and exerted force——
——It wasn’t pulled out.
Masha sighed: "Sister Xue can't do it either..."
Bai Quan pointed at Xue Jianmei: "You are not loyal!"
"Huh?" Xue Jianmei looked confused.
"It has nothing to do with loyalty or not." Masha waved her hand, "Sister Xue, don't take it seriously. This little guy is just talking nonsense."
As he said this, Masha took the sword back from Xue Jianmei.
"Is it possible that we can only throw it into the Ark of the Covenant as a material for concentrating spiritual energy? It seems such a waste," Masha muttered, "If that's the case, I'll have to make a powerful god and use your ability, Chihiro, as a template..."
"Are we going to create an anti-gravity land?" Chihiro asked.
"Yes, but we won't know the actual effect until we make it. It's such a pity that we spent so much effort to get the treasure, but in the end no one can use it."
Baiquan: "Cai Shi didn't actually draw the sword, at least let her try it."
Cai Shi: "I definitely can't do that. I've copied my classmates' homework, concealed my test scores from my parents, and even secretly imitated my father's handwriting to sign the test paper..."
"So you are this kind of Cai Shi," Masha teased, "Brother, I misjudged you."
The League Secretary said, "Even if you know that it's unlikely to pull it out, at least try. Your code name is Sword Immortal. Maybe the Holy Sword decided to pick you because it heard that you're called Sword Immortal, and it lit up for you."
"How is that possible? I got the code name Sword Immortal because I can only move metal with my mind."
However, Cai Shi still took the holy sword from Masha and grasped the hilt.
"That's definitely not possible," Cai Shi smiled bitterly, exerting force with her hands. "In Japanese RPGs, those who use swords are important characters. People like me should be production characters or shop girls who carry huge backpacks..."
Cai Shi looked at the sword that had left the scabbard and was exposed again in the light of the world in the car, maintaining the bitter smile he had just smiled, frozen there.
"Ah?"
Masha and Baiquan sandwiched Cai Shi on the left and right, and began to provide background music for her with human voices: Ah, ah, ah!
"Why is it Kaz's background music?"
Cai Shi complained loudly, as if this could cover up the fact that she had just drawn King Arthur's sword, and continued to stick to her character of being a complainer and a supporter.
"Yes, why?" Masha looked at Baiquan.
"Well...why is that?" Baiquan tilted his head and looked at Masha.
Then they both said to Cai Shi: "Because it feels very suitable for the current situation!"
Shelley knelt on one knee towards Cai Shi: "Your majesty!"
Cai Shi: "Why are you joining them in making trouble?"
Shelley: "When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
Qianxun and the league secretary looked at each other, then knelt on one knee together, imitating Shelley's movements: "Your majesty!"
Masha also found Cai Shi's expression very interesting and did the same, not to mention Baiquan.
The younger girls saw the “older guys” doing the same thing, and without knowing what was going on they knelt on one knee and shouted “Your majesty!”
Xiao Shi didn't kneel, but stood beside and gave Cai Shi a wry smile.
Cai Shi said in a self-destructive manner: "Okay! I will cooperate with you! Everyone, please stand up!"
"The King of England would not speak like that, Your majesty!"
"I don't know what the King of England would say!"
"That's right, generally..." Shelley was about to start his little lecture on British aristocratic etiquette!
Cai Shi: "Don't teach me! Stop making trouble!"
"I obey your command!" Masha responded loudly.
Cai Shi complained: "Even British nobles wouldn't respond to the king like this, right?"
"They certainly don't need to respond to the bastard," said Masha.
Xiao Di: “Puff!”
——The mysterious low sense of humor of people in Kansai has appeared!
Chihiro: "At times like this there should be some music by Yuki Kajiura. Come on, let me play it."
She turned on the speaker on her phone and started playing Yuki Kajiura's famous song "Himeboshi".
The scene became even more ridiculous and absurd, leaving people speechless.
League Secretary: "We are really a comedy sketch organization, right?"
Masha suddenly stood up and put on a serious expression: "Now that the sword has been drawn, let's test its power."
"Don't become so serious all of a sudden!" Cai Shi shouted.
“Being able to switch seamlessly between being funny and serious is a must-have skill for me as a comedian.”
"Have you positioned yourself as a funny character? Brother, cheer up!"
"Let's go to Planet Wonderland and try out our knives!"
"Don't ignore me!" Cai Shi complained continuously.
The League Secretary whispered to Qianxun: "Actually, she is... very happy, right?"
"I think so too. After all, with the sword, Concubine Cai's status in the harem will be improved."
"The Queen is wise!"
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Chapter 578: Axe, curry stick!
The group arrived at the planetary wonderland, and Masha pointed to the vast grassland and said, "Come on, Ah Shi, fire your cannons!"
"Have I upgraded to 'Ah Shi'?"
League Secretary: "Now that you have a sword, you don't have to complain so hard."
"No, I'm going to vomit! I want to go further!" said Cai Shi.
The league secretary turned to look at Qianxun and asked, "What do you think, Madam?"
"I think she's drifting."
"Heroes see the same thing."
