Masha's body reflexively started coughing violently, coughing out the water that had entered his trachea.
Jeanne looked into the glass and saw that the remaining wine had disappeared - this meant that the wine had taken effect on Marsa.
Maybe if Na drinks the wine herself it won't be considered drinking, the same principle applies to Hongye chewing an apple and feeding it to Masha.
**
Suddenly Masha's headache disappeared.
--coming!
——Girls, well done!
——I love you guys so much!
Masha suddenly opened his eyes and shouted at Heiwu: "Get lost!"
In an instant, it seemed as if a violent storm burst out of his mouth.
The black fog was blown away in an instant, and it took a lot of effort to condense again in the distance.
——Oh, in the spiritual world, are empty words the real deal?
——Haha, then I have to show off my skills!
——Let me show you how powerful I am, as I have mastered swear words from all over the country!
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It’s 12 o’clock, time to vote!
I will be in Nanjing when the next chapter is updated.
Chapter 535: Elegy for the Last Pure-Blooded Pharaoh
As a Cantonese, Masha of course chose his native dialect as the beginning of his verbal attack.
——I'm throwing you, Lao Mu, you're just a piece of trash from the Dharma Ending Age, and you still want to fight me? I'm the most powerful person in the Spiritual Energy Revival Era, don't you know that?
A strong wind hit the black fog. The black fog was about to rush towards Masha, but was suddenly slowed down by the wind.
But slowing down alone is not enough!
Masha, keep up the good work!
——The magic weapon in my hand is made by the real Nuwa, it is extremely powerful! What can you use to fight me? You look so miserable, there is only a cloud of black smoke, who knows which old and dilapidated tractor’s exhaust gas is emitted!
——The quality is quite different!
The black fog was blown into the air by the strong wind, and the faces of the people in the fog began to deform.
——You idiot, do you know how much intelligence I have? I don’t even know how much intelligence I have. I don’t have any mental abilities at all. I can only rely on my intelligence to resist your attacks, you idiot!
——Do you know how many attribute medicines I have used?
Three cans actually.
——I also have a beautiful girl, the kind of super pretty and amazing beautiful girl who feeds me props with attributes, mouth to mouth!
——You didn’t bring your concubine with you?
——No? Haha, I know. You probably forced your concubines to be buried alive with you, right? Until now, no one is still by your side. You are all alone, like a dog that has lost its home.
The black fog howled, but this time it was a miserable howl, completely different from the howl that intimidated the enemy during the attack just now.
Masha felt that presenting facts and reasoning was enough. He had a habit of using logic, arguments and specious arguments to make the other party speechless. Once the other party started to roll around and act like a spoiled child, he would use more sophisticated rhetoric than the other party to further stimulate the other party.
When the other party swears first, hmph, then he'll be in trouble. Masha not only knows how to curse people in a sarcastic way without using any dirty words, he also knows how to curse like the aunties who buy vegetables on the street.
And there are more varieties.
The black fog wailed and rushed towards Martha hysterically.
Masha started firing on all cylinders.
——Cantonese swear words. Cantonese swear words.
——Hu Jian swears. Hu Jian swears.
——Gui Liu uses foul language. Gui Liu uses foul language.
After retrieving all the swear words from the three southern provinces, Masha turned his attention to the Yangtze River Basin and was the first to use the swear words of Fran.
No reason, I just feel familiar with a certain historical figure, so I just cursed him by his catchphrase.
Next is the swear words of Shu Kingdom. Not for any reason, I just have a favorable impression of a group of famous historical generals. I often see them called “idiots” and “turtles” on TV, so I am quite familiar with them.
The spitting attack was extremely effective. The black fog was quickly disintegrated by the strong wind, becoming smaller and smaller, leaving only the part with the human face structure.
Masha began to move forward, pointing at the little bit of black fog that remained as he walked, and continued to utter a fragrant scent.
The wailing of the black fog became weaker and weaker, and finally became like a wail.
Masha walked up to the face, poked his fingers into the nose made of smoke, and kept cursing.
Although physical contact might be the black fog's means of attack, but... we still don't know who will attack whom!
Sure enough, the moment Masha's hand touched Heimu's nose, its nose broke. As if afraid of Masha's fingers, Heimu quickly fled to both sides.
Starting from the nose, the human face made of black mist fell apart, and soon a small gem was revealed.
Black mist continued to form from the gems, but was blown away by the strong wind as soon as it appeared.
Masha stepped forward and pinched the gem between his fingers.
A strong mental shock came.
—Wait, three minutes have passed already?
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In the island wonderland, Baiquan urged Jeanna: "Hurry up! Three minutes have passed! Hurry up and replenish the commander-in-chief's intelligence. If he doesn't come back, we will be trapped here!"
Jeanne had a serious look on her face and her hands moved very quickly, totally unlike the romantic, casual French girl who was always absent-minded when doing business.
She was actually sweating!
The elegant French girl actually sweats!
"It's been five minutes! Hurry up! The commander-in-chief's intelligence buff has disappeared for two minutes! Hurry up!"
Jeanna speeded up her movements, but suddenly she stopped, paused for a moment, and then began to spin in circles, demonstrating with her actions what it meant to be "an ant on a hot pan."
Baiquan: "That wine, it's time to add that green wine!"
Jeanna couldn't understand the Chinese that Baiquan was speaking, but she noticed the wine she was looking at through Baiquan's gaze.
Jeanne immediately picked up the green wine and poured it into the glass.
Shelley looked at the process record in his hand: "Isn't that right? I remember I should add..."
"Didn't you notice that the wine is gone?" Bai Quan lowered his voice and said in Chinese, "There is no such wine in this island wonderland! We can only find a random replacement."
"no problem?"
"The commander-in-chief said that the key lies in what kind of wine Jeanna wants to mix, and that list of steps is to give her psychological hints. Now we can only trust the commander-in-chief's judgment and Jeanna's wishes!"
Shelley looked at Baiquan with a very complicated expression.
As a British agent with a lot of practical experience and rigorous agent training, she must feel awkward to accept the command of a ten-year-old child.
But now, Baiquan's improvisation made her realize that Masha chose Baiquan as the second-in-command not because Masha was a lolita complex.
This little guy is not simple.
So Shelley's expression became very complicated. After all, it was very difficult to admit that a ten-year-old child was more suitable to be the on-site conductor than himself.
Gui Gui asked in confusion: "Why does Bai Quan call Marshal Masha?"
"Because we are in the middle of a military operation, we should call him the commander-in-chief!" Bai Quan replied, his eyes still fixed on Jeanne. "Hurry up, it will be ten minutes soon!"
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On Masha's side, when he found that the effect of the intellectual wine might have ended, he immediately took a step back, keeping his distance, while continuing to spit out fragrance to prevent the black air coming out of the gem from gathering.
However, Masha clearly felt that the situation was turning back to the other side.
The surging black gas was dispersing slower and slower, and a small ball of black mist had gathered and turned into the forehead of the man's face.
Masha had no choice. If he went back to the real world at this time, all his previous efforts would be in vain.
However, it’s not a good idea to keep doing this.
Imasa decided that when the eyes of the human face reappeared, he would return to reality and give the order to get another glass of wine.
But deep down, Masha wanted to believe in his girls.
——Let’s not talk about others for now, but Baiquan is so smart, she will definitely be able to take on the responsibility!
——The second in command!
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Finally, Jeanne completed the last step of mixing the cocktail.
She ran towards the underground ruins like a fly, but she forgot about the leg injury she suffered when Xiao Shi threw her, and she stumbled and fell.
Baiquan: "Rubber slingshot!"
Her soft and elastic Kamen Princess Knight armored arm suddenly stretched out and caught the cup in mid-air.
Although half of the liquid spilled onto the ground, the effect of this wine is the same no matter how much you drink.
Shelley rushed forward, snatched the wine glass from the little girl's hand, and rushed towards Masha in the underground palace.
Instead of using her mouth, she poured the wine into the portable syringe in the power armor tool box, pulled out the needle and inserted it directly into Masha's mouth, spraying it into his throat.
**
Masha suddenly felt that the advantage was back on his side.
With a Sukabulie, the enemy's forehead, which had just recovered, was smashed to pieces.
Then he used another Ba Ge Ya Lu, and the enemy was left with only one gem core.
Masha didn't wait and grabbed the gem directly.
This time, Masha did not suffer a mental shock, but instead the other party let out a desperate wail.
The next moment, the gem began to burn.
——No way, it burned up already? I spent so much effort, did I get nothing?
Just as Masha was about to let go, the gem burned out and disappeared.
——I’ll go?
The next moment, Masha returned to the real world.
—What the hell? Is this the end?
——If this were an online novel, readers would criticize me for arranging the plot like this!
The next moment, a voice in Masha's heart told him to confirm the magic weapon.
Masha hurriedly called out the magic weapon.
Baiquan was cheering: "The commander-in-chief is back!"
Masha didn't bother to pay any attention to her.
The magic weapon automatically opened the title page, and Masha saw a line of words on the blank title page: Elegy for the last pure-blooded pharaoh.
He stared at the ten words, and the explanation appeared.
Congratulations on obtaining a new entry. Try equipping your beloved girls right away.
This entry is a special entry. Once equipped, it will be bound to the soul of the wearer.
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It’s 12 o’clock, time to vote!
I don’t know if I can finish the update at 7:30 tomorrow morning because I’m in Nanjing… I will probably go to the Memorial Hall of the Victims in the Massacre tomorrow. As a Chinese, I have to go there at least once.
See you tomorrow
