Then she whistled: "It's actually the tethered style! Big sister, you've packaged yourself as a gift and sent it to me! 'Shasha, your gift is~ me~'."
Bai Quan, a ten-year-old kid, now spoke like a drunk middle-aged office worker, the kind of unscrupulous office worker who liked to verbally harass female newcomers who had just joined the company.
He is really a piece of shit.
Baiquan turned to Shelley.
"Wow, vacuum!"
Shelley: "I just woke up. Isn't this nonsense? By the way, what is the entry for this little thing?"
"The Tale of the Eight Hundred and Eight Tanuki in Matsuyama," Masha replied, "Japan's most famous tanuki legend."
Chihiro burst out laughing: "When her mother played Shirakami Fubuki before, she said it was not a cat, but a fox. Now, it's not even a cat anymore, it's become a raccoon cat."
Baiquan looked a little disappointed when he heard what Masha said: "It is indeed a raccoon cat. I vaguely felt that this was the case, but there was still hope that it was a ninjutsu. Now all hope is gone."
This guy showed a lost expression, which was extremely destructive. Even a heartless scum like Masha who treated girls as tools softened his heart. Who knew that she adjusted her mood immediately.
"Forget it, the raccoon cat is not bad either, it fits my personality very well. But how did this big sister see through my changes, is she Sun Wukong?"
"I'm Ifrit," Shelley said, "but Masha has modified my perception, so I can catch you."
"Remodel!"
Baiquan's eyes sparkled.
"Can you make my breasts bigger?" she asked expectantly.
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Chapter 454: The Bizarre Adventure of the Civet Cat Baiquan (Part )
Masha felt the pressure from the small-breasted girls through their gazes.
"You can't do that yet," Masha said, "but you still have room to grow."
Baiquan pouted: "What? Can you make me smarter?"
"Yes." Masha answered very decisively this time.
Baiquan's eyes lit up again: "Really?"
"Yes, and you have such good qualities and are already very smart. I can transform you into a strong person who can sell crutches and wheelchairs to people with healthy legs and feet with just your mouth."
League Secretary: "Can you turn her into Zhao Benshan?"
Bai Quan showed a vigilant expression: "I don't know who Zhao Benshan is, but I feel that this is a very rustic old man's name. Do you want to turn the lovely me into a rustic old man?"
"Of course not. He was a comedian who did a series where he started out selling crutches to able-bodied people, then moved on to selling wheelchairs to people who realised they had been ripped off."
Baiquan laughed: "What is this? It sounds very interesting. I want to see it!"
"Okay, I'll show you later." Masha said, making a "come here" gesture to the girls who were still blocking the other side of the door and watching.
The girls came over decisively.
Masha closed the door, cutting off the path to the world inside the car, and then opened the door to the planet Wonderland.
——With Baiquan’s explosively curious personality, she will definitely become more loyal after seeing the planetary wonderland!
When Baiquan saw that the door opened to another place, he shouted in Japanese: "Anywhere door!"
Masha is familiar with the Japanese pronunciation of Anywhere Door. In the theme song of Doraemon, "Doraemon's Song", there is a line shouted before the chorus - the "Ang Ang Ang". The third paragraph shouts "Dokuodemoduoa", which is the Anywhere Door - which literally means a door that can lead to anywhere.
Suddenly, Masha had an inspiration.
Then he took out his bamboo dragonfly - he always carried it with him just in case, so he could fly away at any time.
"Taco dunk it!" Baiquan shouted.
This is also what Doraemon said in the monologue before "Ang Ang Ang" in the song. Isn't it the pronunciation of bamboo helicopter?
When Masha put on this thing, he turned gray, and went straight through the girls, passing through the random door and entered the wonderland of the planet.
"Wow! Take me with you!" Bai Quan ran, looking like he wanted to run on all fours.
Suddenly, an inspiration came to her, and in a puff of smoke, she turned into a creature that looked like a raccoon. Her four short legs struggled desperately as she ran - uh, crawled - towards the door.
After running a few steps, she changed back: "It's not getting faster at all!"
So she sat down on the ground and started to act like a spoiled brat: "Take me flying!"
Masha flew back here, picked up Baiquan who was playing tricks on the ground, turned around and flew back to the wonderland on the planet.
This time the girls all took the initiative to make way for him.
Baiquan stretched out his hand and plucked the bamboo dragonfly off Masha's head.
So Masha fell to the ground.
Baiquan nimbly slipped out of his arms before he landed and was not pressed down.
Poor Mashafuli didn't get any food and fell on his face, leaving a hole as wide as a person's shoulder on the ground.
Baiquan chuckled and put the bamboo dragonfly on his head.
But nothing happened.
The bamboo dragonfly also fell off her head.
"Nan Dad?"
The little girl squatted down, picked up the bamboo dragonfly and patted it on her head.
It fell again.
"Hey - why?" This time she used Chinese.
Tang Yingqiu crossed her arms and said, "You are stupid. Only Masha can use this thing."
Baiquan puffed up his cheeks and looked at Masha who was getting up with a resentful look.
Then, she threw the bamboo dragonfly to the ground and said, "There is no need for such a crappy item that can only be used by one person!"
The Huanggang secret scroll suddenly appeared behind her, rolled itself into a stick, and swung it at Bai Quan.
"Ahh!" Bai Quan screamed and fell to the ground.
Then she hugged her head, turned back and looked at the Huanggang secret scroll floating in the air with tears in her eyes.
Masha: "Let me make it clear first, I have also been beaten by this magic weapon, and it was not done by me. It will beat you if it has a grudge against you."
The league secretary looked at Bai Quan with ill intentions: "You are in trouble! The Conferred God List has held a grudge against you!"
Xue Jianmei was shocked: "Investiture of the Gods? Eh? The Huanggang secret volume is the Investiture of the Gods? Then what is the Hengshui real test? The Book of Life and Death?"
"Well, actually the name of the magic weapon hasn't been decided yet." Masha said and winked at the league secretary. Although the memory could be deleted, he didn't want to reveal too much to Xue Jianmei for the sake of safety.
Baiquan got up and quickly distanced himself from the magic weapon still floating in the air, then asked Masha: "It's true that you didn't control it to hit me?"
"No, if I want to spank you I'll just spank you and that's it. If you're disobedient and act naughty, I'll spank you."
"Wow, I didn't realize you were an S."
I have to say that Baiquan knows too much in certain areas. It feels like——
——It’s Crayon Shin-chan!
——Oh shit, I figured it out. Isn’t this just Crayon Shin-chan in a lolita outfit?
Masha: "I suddenly feel that you, Baiquan, look a lot like Nohara Shinnosuke."
"Huh?" Baiquan looked at Masha with a puzzled look. Perhaps because the Chinese and Japanese pronunciations of "Nohara Shinnosuke" were so different, she didn't react to who she was talking about.
"That kid who can transform into Super Butt Man."
"I won't change!" Baiquan shouted, "Huh? Yeah, so Masha you want to see my... hehe, you are a lolita complex after all!"
"So do you still want me to take you flying on my bamboo dragonfly?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Baiquan immediately admitted his mistake, "Please take me flying."
A few dozen seconds later, Masha, wearing a bamboo helicopter and holding Baiquan, flew into the sky of the planet's wonderland.
"Oh!" Baiquan cheered, but she immediately realized something was wrong, "Um, isn't the horizon a little strange?"
"It must be strange. Why? Come, touch the sky."
"Huh? 'Follow me and jump like you're touching the sky with your hands'?"
"I didn't ask you to sing the theme song of BDF this year... so how come you can sing this song?"
"Because there is a otaku agent in our fan group, he watched the otaku dance section of Bilibili all day long when he came to China. I learned it by listening so much." Baiquan had a helpless expression.
"Oh, so that's it. Okay, raise your hands and touch the sky." Masha said as he grabbed Baiquan's armpits and lifted her up high.
Baiquan stretched out his hand in confusion.
Then I touched the sky.
"Eh?" She was surprised and rubbed the sky with both hands. "Eh? Wow! What is this?"
Obviously the little girl has never seen The Truman Show, or the translated title of this movie in Japan is not "The Truman Show", but a completely unrelated title.
It's like in Taiwan, "The Shawshank Redemption" is not called "The Shawshank Redemption".
The only movie in that place is "The Unforgettable 1995".
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Chapter 455: Target, Stonehenge (Part )
Baiquan touched the sky with his hands and looked extremely happy.
Masha suddenly wanted to see the change in her loyalty, so she let the magic weapon fly to this height.
Baiquan immediately became alert: "Can't I touch the sky? Xia, you are plotting against me!"
"Don't be afraid. I called you up here to see how your loyalty has changed." Masha said. He deliberately mentioned the loyalty issue to Baiquan. "By the way, you actually know the relationship between Masha and Char?"
"Is Masha related to Char?" Baiquan asked in surprise.
It seems like a blind cat has caught a dead mouse - or maybe she was pretending to be so. After all, this guy is smart, cunning and despicable.
"What the hell is it that you can see loyalty?" Baiquan asked.
"It means exactly what it says. Have you read any of those recent light novels about traveling to other worlds?"
"Watch some, mainly because my mother likes to watch it."
As expected, the person involved in Shirakami Fubuki is an older stay-at-home girl.
"In those novels, the protagonist can either call up an interface similar to a game interface, or have a card that can show attribute values..."
"Yeah," Baiquan interrupted, "Usually they are guild cards of the Adventurer's Guild or something like that."
"Yes. For those who can't see the interface and don't have a card, there will also be a big-breasted, baby-faced goddess who will show you the attributes in a more beneficial way."
"Are you talking about the mysterious goddess with big breasts who uses a blue ribbon in her character design? The novel seems to be called "Looking for Encounters in the Dungeon Balabala". These light novel titles are getting longer and longer, and it's hard to remember them."
"Yes, but that's not important. In short, these works all have one characteristic, which is to quantify the attributes of the characters..."
Baiquan interrupted again: "After the numerical value is obtained, it can save time for description. In the past, novels would spend a lot of time and effort to describe the protagonist's martial arts improvement, but now they just say that the agility has increased and then give the numerical value. It's really cutting corners. Because of this, many people whose writing skills are not good enough have also been published."
Masha was shocked. What? You want to criticize the Japanese light novel industry and make some high-sounding comments about the "industry's pills"? Do you also want to write a masterpiece?
——However, our online articles seem to be like this recently.
——If I were the protagonist of an online article, the author of my book would only need to write down the girl’s charm value, and the readers would establish a basic imagination of the girl’s appearance. This is really cutting corners.
——However, I have a bunch of people with 18 charms here. Is the author’s writing ability good enough for readers to distinguish the characters?
