She glanced at the podium, and then said directly to Masha who was standing in the middle of the podium: "Master! Come and help my grandson open his spiritual roots! I have six apartments in Liede, and I will give you three!"
Masha: ????
Qianxun muttered: "Three apartments in Liede, shouldn't that start at 10 million?"
Liede is the core area of Yuezhou New City. With the help of the Asian Games, the original urban villages were demolished and a beautiful new district was built. The local people of Liede have all become multi-millionaires.
At this time, Masha had already started pretending.
"Grandma, spiritual energy revival is a gradual process. Theoretically, the younger the child, the greater the possibility of awakening. This spiritual root does not need to be opened."
"Then how old will my grandson be before he awakens?" the old lady asked persistently.
"I don't know about that. My superpower is not prediction." Masha said, and suddenly an idea came to him. "If you are the granddaughter, I can calculate for you whether she can awaken."
"Mine, mine!" Another old lady shouted from behind, "Mine is my granddaughter!"
Then the old lady rushed forward holding her one-year-old granddaughter.
"Master, please calculate it for me!"
Masha was shocked, damn, he got into trouble for being clever, come on, let's do the math.
"Uh, what's her name? What month, day and time was she born?"
"Here, here, I brought the birth certificate!" The old lady took out the birth certificate.
Masha glanced at the name and birthday, and gave instructions to the magic weapon through his mind.
At the same time, he connected to Shelley through the headset that was always installed in his ear.
If the magic weapon moves, Shelley will definitely speak.
However, Shelley did not seem to see any movement of the magic weapon.
However, Masha still pretended to be mysterious and said to the old lady: "Alas, the possibility of your granddaughter awakening is relatively... relatively small, but it will be of great benefit if you take her to the waterside more often."
"By the water?"
"Yes, by the water, by the Yuejiang River."
"Thank you, thank you. Can I send you a red envelope via WeChat for the incense money?"
"Ah, no need. It's not good news. Forget it. I won't charge you."
"Oh, how can this be possible?"
As the old lady said this, she retreated at the speed of light while holding her granddaughter.
——Yeah, he’s a social person who stands on his own.
At this time, a grandfather with white temples came forward and grabbed Masha's hand: "Master, I have been undergoing chemotherapy for several years. Please cast a spell to help me. You don't have to cure me, just make my life less difficult. Our whole family will be grateful to you! I will let my sons call you uncle!"
Masha was completely confused. What the hell was going on?
——Your son is probably over 50 years old. Don’t you think there’s something wrong with him calling a 19-year-old man uncle?
——Also, is your subtext that I don’t have to pay if I call you uncle?
Masha held the grandfather's hand and said, "Grandpa, cancer is also part of life. There is no way to change this. Don't say I am just a superpower. Even Guanyin Bodhisattva can't save cancer. You should cherish the time you spend with your family. If chemotherapy is too painful, don't do it. Eat and drink as you should, and do all the things you haven't done.
"By the way, remember to buy a cemetery plot that is 15 degrees north by east."
Masha was just talking nonsense. There is something called the placebo effect in this world. Maybe after the grandpa bought the cemetery, he accepted his fate and let it go, and things got better as a result?
Moreover, Masha had experienced the death of an elderly person in his family. He remembered his grandmother's last moments. She was in great pain. Her lungs were filled with water, and she had to have a pipe connected to drain the water 24 hours a day. The thick pipe was inserted under his grandmother's ribs. It looked very Cthulhu-like and terrifying.
Every time Masha visited her grandmother, her expression was filled with pain.
At that time, the grandmother could no longer speak, but the old woman kept trying hard to speak, and Masha always felt that she wanted to say "Let me die."
Thinking of her grandmother, Masha squeezed her grandfather's hand extra hard and added, "Don't be afraid, death is just a new beginning."
Masha said this to comfort the old man.
But the old man obviously understood something else.
His expression suddenly became clear: "Oh! I understand! I understand!"
?
——What do you understand?
Then the grandpa, who had already undergone chemotherapy, left the classroom with a brisk walk.
Outside the door, a large group of his sons, daughters-in-law and others followed him out.
Masha was shocked.
- Don't, don't let my casual words of comfort spread out, saying that I can bring the dead back to life.
——Though I can indeed bring the dead back to life.
——But that only applies to girls who like me!
At this time, someone else shouted "Master, Master" and squeezed forward...
Masha couldn't help but frown as he looked at the increasing number of people.
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Chapter 443: Military training is over and then military training begins again (Part )
At this moment, Masha saw Chen Zhongwu outside the classroom with a look of watching a monkey show on his face.
He hurriedly shouted: "Sir Chen, you are finally here!"
Chen Zhongwu then led his men in, knocked hard on the door, and shouted, "Office of Prevention and Control of Unconventional Natural Disasters! Although our name sounds like a department of the neighborhood committee, we are indeed a violent agency that manages people with superpowers. If you don't want to be arrested for obstructing law enforcement, leave now."
These grandpas and grandmas are usually very arrogant. Their attitude towards Masha is the same as their attitude towards masters. These grandpas and grandmas are always very nice to monks and Feng Shui masters. However, when facing public officials like policemen and doctors, they are completely different and have a strong sense of ownership.
An old lady said to Chen Zhongwu: "You policemen should also be reasonable..."
"But we are not police officers," Chen Zhongwu interrupted the old lady, "We are spies. I can break your legs right now and not take any responsibility. No matter who you ask, it will be useless. You might even be sent to jail for endangering public security during an extraordinary period. Do you want to try?"
The old lady was speechless for a moment and was so angry that she blew her beard and glared.
Masha: “It’s true.”
Anyway, Chen Zhongwu is the bad guy, so Masha will take the blame anyway, so of course he will cooperate with Chen Zhongwu in fooling people.
Everyone looked at the smiling Masha, and finally shut up and walked towards the classroom door.
Chen Zhongwu directed his men to quickly clear the place, then he went up to the podium and patted Masha on the shoulder: "Why, are you tired of being the master of the harem and have changed your career to become a charlatan?"
Masha smiled bitterly: "I am confused too. Suddenly there are so many people coming. I don't know where they saw the news."
"There is a public account that originally introduced temples and Feng Shui knowledge, and sold health products and the like. It is very popular among local elderly people. They pushed an article urgently this morning about you, Master Ma."
When Chen Zhongwu spoke, his tone was completely gloating.
Masha scratched the back of his head: "What does this have to do with anything?"
"By the way," Chen Zhongwu glanced at the freshmen still sitting in the lecture hall, and continued, "The public opinion department has been working overtime non-stop since the announcement of the spiritual energy revival yesterday. Now at the headquarters, even the rapid sleep machines have to be lined up.
"Since the announcement, all kinds of amateur scientists, masters and Rinpoches have been stirring up trouble. Unfortunately, there are relatively few awakened people in our Greater China region, while there are a lot of superpowers in the office. As a result, our area is more stable than other regions. So these people have room to stir up trouble."
Masha thought that the reason why Young Master was awakened was because he was guarding the Nine Cauldrons and even snatched another one back from Eastern Europe.
Chen Zhongwu continued, "You asked your wife to comfort a nine-year-old awakener this morning, didn't you? Now the child's home has been surrounded by people who brought their children to share the immortal energy."
The League Secretary exclaimed: "Is this true? Then our maid shop would be..."
"Don't worry. The office has put up roadblocks around your maid shop in advance to block the crowd. So, you can tell the real estate agent you are working with that there is no need for him to create momentum. This kind of thing will spread naturally at a very fast speed, which can save him some operating expenses."
As he spoke, Chen Zhongwu turned to the freshmen below who were too afraid to even breathe.
"Hello, students. I have just introduced myself. I am Chen Zhongwu from the Office of Prevention and Control of Unconventional Natural Disasters. I am a special agent. Our office is responsible for the management and education of people with super powers. If any of you awakens, there is a high probability that you will have to deal with us."
Someone below discovered the blind spot: "High probability?"
"Yes, because there is a relatively small chance that you will be absorbed by some strange organization."
As Chen Zhongwu said this, he snapped his fingers, and his subordinates immediately operated the electronic blackboard at the back of the classroom, which displayed the busts of several people.
Masha looked at the people on the screen and suddenly found that two of them looked familiar.
——Aren’t these the war horses and Pharaoh that I killed?
Chen Zhongwu pointed at the electronic blackboard and said, "Do you see these people? They are cadres of the most notorious superpower terrorist organization, the Sharoman Snake. They have committed heinous crimes and caused countless casualties.
"But you can't find any records of this terrorist organization's activities anywhere. All of this has been covered up by our office and the secret service agencies of the same nature as our office."
As he spoke, Chen Zhongwu took out a stick that erased memories from his arms: "See this stick? It looks a lot like the red stick that erased memories in Men in Black, right? In fact, the stick in Men in Black was based on this thing. This is how the World Government is using it to get you used to the world after the resurrection of spiritual energy."
Finally someone asked, "Can this stick really erase memories?"
Chen Zhongwu nodded: "It really can. And ordinary people are completely unable to resist this kind of deletion. They can only implant chips in their eyes to block the light that deletes memories. And people with super powers are naturally immune to this thing."
"Born immune? That's so unfair!" someone shouted.
Chen Zhongwu shrugged. "Yes, it's very unfair. I think so too, but the Aura Revival obviously doesn't care about my opinion. Look at Masha."
Masha: "Why are you suddenly involving me?"
Chen Zhongwu: "I've always wanted to see him get humiliated. After all, he has so many beautiful girls around him, which is really annoying. But he is still alive and well.
"We have always believed that all people are born equal and endowed with human rights. But now, the world tells us that all people are born unequal. I advise you to get used to this as soon as possible."
Chen Zhongwu said, looking back at the electronic blackboard, and continued: "Let's talk about this Salamandra. This organization committed crimes without any of you knowing, but half a year ago, they hit a wall in Greater China."
As Chen Zhongwu explained, two of the five leaders of the Salamandra on the screen were marked with red crosses.
"The two marked with a cross are both SSS-level esper users of Salamandra. One is codenamed Junma and the other is codenamed Pharaoh. The one who killed them is Masha-san standing over here."
Masha raised his eyebrows. He didn't expect that Chen Zhongwu would suddenly praise him while talking.
"Luck. I was able to kill these two because of good luck." Masha seemed to be modest, but if you think about it carefully, the unprecedented battle between Masha and Junma, an SSS-level superpower, was indeed full of luck.
Chen Zhongwu ignored Masha's modesty, gestured to the person operating the electronic blackboard, and continued, "The picture below shows the logos and flags of currently active terrorist organizations. There are eight in total. These eight super-powered terrorist organizations have been causing trouble all over the world in recent years. You just don't know that you are protected in a false peace by this 'Great Wall' made of sticks."
Chen Zhongwu shook the memory erasing stick in his hand.
"But that's it. The following photos show what is happening in Eastern Europe and the eastern part of the Soviet Union."
Masha turned sideways and looked at the electronic blackboard.
Chen Zhongwu's assistant was playing the photo album at a speed of one photo every three seconds.
The photos show burning cities, dilapidated streets, and passers-by whose faces have been disfigured by being caught up in superpower battles.
Chen Zhongwu: "In Eastern Europe and the eastern part of the Soviet Union, where the density and frequency of awakenings are the highest, order is on the verge of collapse. I don't know if we will become like this in the future, but I think everyone should take advantage of the current peace and seize the time to prepare."
After Chen Zhongwu finished speaking, the picture on the blackboard changed again, showing a picture in the style of an official document.
"According to the World Government's emergency plan, you will receive three months of intensive military training. I know that you have just completed almost three weeks of military training. Don't worry, this training does not involve much drill. It is all practical training that is beneficial to your survival."
Chen Zhongwu paused for a moment before continuing solemnly:
"You will learn shooting, blasting, and driving power armor, so that when you awaken, as long as you are willing to join the office, you will immediately become a useful combat force. Even if you don't awaken, it doesn't matter. These trainings can effectively enhance your ability to survive.
"I know that many of you have tried every possible way to slack off during military training. I advise you not to have these crooked ideas during this training. It will reduce your survival rate in the future. I'm done.
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Chapter 444: Stupid (Update )
Then Chen Zhongwu looked down at his multi-functional watch - it seemed that all agents had such a watch.
"Okay, that's enough talking. The playground is ready. Everyone keep order. I'll show you the equipment you'll be handling in the future."
Masha asked, "Should I go too?"
"Of course, you are a big celebrity today." Chen Zhongwu put his hand on Masha's shoulder and pinched it hard.
A moment later, Masha and the freshmen of the college followed Chen Zhongwu to the stadium.
