"Eh?"
The league secretary hit Masha and said, "You should restrain yourself. Foreigners don't understand the martial arts jokes. Besides, not all the famous and upright sects are sanctimonious, just like not all the Ming Cult members are good people. At least, Shaolin Temple has always been a decent sect on the inside and outside."
"But in reality, even the abbot of Shaolin Temple..."
"They are trying to persuade a prostitute to convert, what do you know?" Chihiro said.
Xiao Shi interrupted the cycle of complaints from the others: "Anyway! Anyway, I just need to perform a ritual to liberate the souls of the dead, right? I have studied Buddhist scriptures..."
"You've actually learned it?" Masha was shocked. "You're a Shinto priestess!"
"What's so strange about this? Only some sects of Shintoism reject Buddhism, and we are not one of those sects. I also know Sanskrit, and I have learned all the knowledge related to theology and religion."
Xiao Shi said seriously.
"My father always said that we should prepare for the future. Right now, funerals are monopolized by monks. We monopolize weddings, but maybe in the future, Buddhism will decline and funerals will also be in our hands?"
Suddenly, a very critical realist style of speech emerged!
Xiao Shi looked at Masha and asked, "Are we going to pray for the souls here?"
"Yes, right here. Do you want to get ready? Like take a shower and change clothes or something."
As soon as Masha finished speaking, Xiao Shi cast a contemptuous look at him: "If you want to see it, just say so directly. Besides, you have obviously seen everything you should see. Aren't you satisfied?"
Masha: “Not enough.”
The league secretary punched Masha on the back of the head.
"Be serious. Don't you say you should be righteous? At least you should behave like a serious person!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Masha put on a serious face and nodded to Xiao Shi, "You can start now."
Xiao Shi: "Should I use the Buddhist method or the Shinto method?"
"The Shinto practice will probably be judged as activating abilities, which will consume faith points. So it's better to follow the Buddhist practice," Masha said with a serious expression.
Cai Shi: "Brother, you are being very sanctimonious now."
Qianxun shook her head: "No, no, your words are still too straightforward. You should make up a plausible reason and let Xiao Shi become a nun and chant sutras."
Masha: "I suddenly wondered, Xiaoshi, have you ever played Final Fantasy 10?"
Xiao Shi asked in confusion: "I saw my brother play it, what's wrong?"
"It's not easy. Your brother actually plays such an old game. Then let me ask you, can you dance the dance that Yuna dances in Final Fantasy 10? I think it's enough if you can dance it. That one is also to save the souls of the dead."
Xiao Shi tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said, "Well, it's OK. The dance steps were originally based on the Kagura dance of the shrine."
"Great, come on!" Masha clapped his hands.
Xiao Shi looked around, then picked up the RPG that was placed here to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and used it as a staff - as expected of a Guandao expert, he picked up the RPG with ease as if he was holding a toothpick.
Then, Xiao Shi started dancing under the banyan tree, clearly following the rhythm.
Masha looked at Xiao Shi's dancing and suddenly felt very satisfied - such a beautiful girl who is good at dancing is actually my sister, and I have ten girls of the same level!
——The spiritual revival is awesome!
Just as Masha was savoring the taste of being a winner in life, little stars slowly rose from the ground.
——What the hell?
Masha opened his mouth wide and watched these "fireflies" fly towards the banyan tree.
He keenly discovered that some fireflies were different from the others.
There were several particularly bright spots of light, the same number as the number of villains who died in the island wonderland.
——Could it be that the brighter spots are human souls, and the smaller spots are the souls of the sacrificed cattle and sheep?
——Does the color of a human soul represent the quality of that person’s soul?
——If the function of the tree is to collect and store spiritual energy, then the soul can also be transformed into spiritual energy? It just needs the assistance of a person with special abilities like Xiao Shi?
Masha's thoughts suddenly became clear.
——Think carefully, all major religions have the practice of liberating the dead or similar activities. When a person dies in Christianity, a priest will be invited to hold a mass. When a person dies in Buddhism, a monk will be invited to chant sutras. Taoism also has a ceremony of opening an altar and performing rituals...
——These may all be derived from the rituals in mythological times that restore the human soul to aura.
——And what Buddhism calls nirvana may mean that one has figured things out, gained enlightenment, and restored the soul to spiritual energy.
——Since it can be restored to aura, there must be a process for aura to become soul.
How is this possible? Through the womb?
Masha scratched his cheek.
Seeing that there were no more spots of light, and all the lights were gathered on the big banyan tree, he signaled Xiao Shi to stop. Then he opened the portal directly to the planet wonderland.
Jeanne was singing by herself for fun when she suddenly saw the door open in front of her and looked surprised.
Masha said to Shelley, "Translate, and ask Jeanne to come and make another glass of the same wine."
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I'm fine.
Today is Sunday, and my grandfather got angry: If you don’t come home for the Dragon Boat Festival, what use are you?
After confirming again and again that they didn't want me to become an armored elite, I had to go home.
Then during lunch, my dad let it slip that I was sick or something, so my grandfather took me to the hospital for a check-up.
On Sunday, I was taken to the hospital for a checkup... After the hospital said there was nothing wrong, my grandfather started to lecture me when I got back: "Look, if you had a wife, you wouldn't need your dad to accompany you to the hospital."
And then he wanted to date me again...
It was so hard for me to get back...
There is still one more chapter left today, but I need to sleep now. Anyway, I will explode tomorrow, so you won't lose out.
Chapter 434: Masha, the Man Like the Wind (Part )
After listening to Shelley's translation, Jeanne frowned and looked serious.
Shelley: "She forgot what she put in the drink."
Masha: "Tell her not to think about anything else but to mix the most suitable wine for me!"
I guess it doesn't matter what kind of alcohol she puts in a cocktail when Jeanna mixes it, but what kind of alcohol she wants.
Jeanne listened to the translation, nodded vigorously, and started mixing drinks.
The cocktail-mixing process is also very exaggerated. It doesn't seem like cocktail-mixing, but more like a witch mixing a potion.
If someone saw this in the Middle Ages, they would be dragged by the church to warm themselves by the fire.
Looking at the various light and shadow reactions in the wine that looked like blooming flowers, Masha felt something was not right - didn't all kinds of explosions occur the last time she mixed cocktails?
But it was too late to stop it, because after Jeanna poured in the last bit of Gumianchun, she picked up the wine glass and it seemed that she was done.
Marsa took the glass of wine from Jeanne with great suspicion, looked at the endless Provence lavender fields in the wine, and thought that this didn't look like an intellectual wine at all.
——I feel like drinking this will lower your intelligence, and your head will be filled with flowers.
Masha stared at the wine, and the caption appeared: A one-time legendary wine. Drinking the whole glass can make you a man as strong as the wind for the next 24 hours.
……
——What does this mean?
——If I drink it, I will be able to spit it out? Then I can learn all of Yasuo's skills, right?
——Wait, if that’s the case, I’d really like it.
——Everyone has a heart of a Swift Swordsman!
——If I didn’t want to play Yasuo for fun, I wouldn’t play in a match! Oh yeah, I also play in a match when I want to play Cat recently.
Marsa made up his mind that Jeanne wouldn't want him dead anyway, so his life probably wasn't a problem.
perhaps.
The League Secretary stopped Masha who was about to drink it in one gulp: "Wait! You can see the effect of this wine, right? Tell me."
Masha looked at the league secretary and found that she was holding a tablet and seemed to be writing something.
"What are you doing?"
"Write down the time and type of ingredients she added, as well as the approximate amount. Although I think that what she mixes should have nothing to do with these, but next time, if you ask her to mix according to this list, she might subconsciously believe that this way of mixing will produce this effect."
Masha looked at the league secretary and thought that her IQ should be more than 18, but probably less than 20 because her approach was not perfect.
"Then you should do this. Before she pours the wine, give her the measuring cup and let her pour the wine herself. Then carefully write down the readings in front of her before letting her pour the wine. In short, try to make it as formal as possible and give her the feeling that your recording process is formal and reasonable. In other words, make her feel 'superior without knowing it'. This will have a good effect."
The League Secretary said: "That makes sense. I'll do it this way when she prepares the next glass of wine. By the way, what effect does this wine have? Tell me quickly."
"After drinking this, you will become a man as fast as the wind within 24 hours."
The league secretary frowned and asked, "What the hell?"
"After drinking this, you will become a man as fast as the wind within 24 hours."
"You want to transform into Yasuo?" the League Secretary asked doubtfully, "Hasagai?"
Masha shrugged and glanced at Jeanne, who was obviously looking forward to him drinking the glass of wine.
So, under Jeanne's gaze, Marsa tilted his head back and drank it all in one gulp.
He felt that he had not changed much.
"Hassage?" Masha tried to say Yasuo's lines.
Useless.
Masha looked at the league secretary: "Have I changed in any way?"
League Secretary: "Your hair is blowing without wind."
——I’ll go?
"Your hair has grown longer!"
——I’ll go?
"Petals are starting to fall!" Cai Shi shouted before the League Secretary.
Masha also noticed that right next to him, petals were slowly falling from somewhere.
Cai Shi said to Qianxun, "Sister Qianxun, don't you have a set of Kyoraku Shunsui's clothes? Hurry up and give it to Masha to wear!"
Chihiro: "Oh yeah, come open the door and I'll get it!"
After a while, the wind-like man Masa put on Kyoraku Shunsui's clothes. He looked at Cai Shi and Chihiro who were helping him put the clothes together and asked, "Who used this clothes before?"
"Me." Chihiro said.
"Isn't this shirt crowded?"
Qianxun smiled and said, "I almost suffocated because of my chest binding that day. Please don't let me recall it, okay?"
Feeling the murderous intent in the smile, Masha decisively shut up.
Finally, Chihiro put the Zanpakutō on Masa's waist, and the transformation was completed.
Cai Shi: "As if! If I take this to a comic convention, I'll be surrounded by photographers. I'll definitely be surrounded by photographers!"
Masha, the wind-like man, looked down at himself. He didn't think he had changed much, but looking at the girls' expressions, he understood everything.
Jeanne gave Masha a thumbs up, and that smile made Masha think of the movie "Gundam, Montagne".
——So Jeana’s biggest wish is for me to become an Asian handsome man that meets her aesthetic standards?
—Wait, didn’t she fall in love with me at first sight?
——So she doesn’t like my appearance? But she doesn’t understand Chinese, so she can’t understand my soul at all. What on earth does she like about me? She just has an infinite liking for me?
——Did he really give it to me because he smelled my sweat?
——Isn’t it possible?
—No, this is not important now, I have gone too far off topic!
Masha, the wind-like man, finally realized that he had been led astray and was no longer doing his job.
