Josephine glared at Masha, then introduced herself to her classmates: "Hello everyone, I am a Stasi agent, so don't get close to me, I am very dangerous."
Then she said something else in German which no one could understand.
Masha continued to introduce Jeanne: "This is the French girl in my shop..."
"Stupid pig~" Jeanne spoke before Masha finished speaking. Amidst a bunch of tongue-twisting sounds, Masha still only understood Jeanne's name and "Montage".
Everyone in the classroom looked confused.
Masha said to Comrade Josephine, "Miss Josephine, please translate it."
Josephine pretended not to hear.
Masha: "Comrade Josephine, please translate it for the common cause of all mankind."
Josephine then spoke: "Her name is Jeanne de Caroline, from Montargis..."
"Wait a minute!" Masha shouted. "Stop! What's her last name?"
"Caroline," Comrade Josephine said repeatedly with disgust, as if saying the word would dirty her mouth.
Masha opened his mouth wide and looked at Jeanne: "Your last name is Caroline?"
Jeanne tilted her head and said something that Marsha guessed was the French word for "yes."
"No, your name is Jeanne, and with this hairstyle, your last name should be Dark, right?"
Jeanne looked at Masha in confusion, then smiled, oh my god she is so pretty - no!
Masha looked at Comrade Josephine and said, "Comrade Josephine, for the sake of the great cause, ask her if she is a descendant of the famous Caroline family of France."
"The corrupt Caroline family has long been extinct. This should just be a fake created by later generations."
——Yes, it would be possible if her last name was Bourbon.
Jeanne had no idea what Marsha and Josephine were talking about. She just kept smiling, standing there beautifully, silently moistening everyone's eyes.
The counselor scratched his head and said, "Well... doesn't Ranna know Chinese?"
Masha thought, not only does he not understand Chinese, he also does not understand English, but he can speak Latin and Italian... That's right, French, Italian and Latin are all Romance languages...
The counselor looked puzzled: "Why would a girl who doesn't know Chinese come here as an international student? She can't even listen to the class!"
——To pick me up...
——But how is he going to pick me up when he doesn’t know either Chinese or English?
——What are the French thinking?
- Do they think that as long as they send over a beautiful French lady who has a stunning appearance and can sing, dance and play the violin, they can win over any man?
Marsha looked at Jeanne.
It seems like she really has this ability.
He looked at his classmates again, and from the eyes of some boys, he could already read their great enthusiasm for learning French.
——Oh my god!
Chapter 378 Opening Ceremony (Part )
It seems that after winning over Xiao Shi, Masha will also have to start learning French.
After all, Jeanne looks so delicious.
The counselor looked at Jeanne with an expression of doubt about his life, and finally he seemed to decide not to care about these things.
"Masha, take your sisters and sit down quickly."
The counselor seemed to naturally classify the girls as Masha's property.
Masha was not ambiguous. He grabbed Jeanne's hand and said to the others, "Sit down."
At this time, most people in the classroom were sitting in the middle of the classroom. There were only a few people in the first two rows, and there were only a few guys who looked very eccentric in the last rows, and four boys gathered together - maybe these four guys were all eccentric even though they were in the same dormitory.
Masha led the girls to fill the empty seats in the first two rows.
Because he was holding Jeanne's hand, Jeanne naturally sat next to him.
The French girl might have been thinking about her mission, so she kept looking at Masha.
Masha let go of her hand and she looked at Masha.
The counselor began to introduce himself: "My name is Zhao Qiangfeng, I am a senior who is four years older than you. I failed the postgraduate entrance examination last year, so the school arranged for me to be a counselor while I review for the exam."
Masha: "It seems that you, the instructor, have connections in the school."
Zhao Qiangfeng smiled and said, "It's just so-so, I just met some people. Anyway, if you have any problems or difficulties in life in the future, you can ask me."
A boy started to make a noise: "Counselor, how can I get a girlfriend?"
Zhao Qiangfeng pointed at Masha and said, "You should ask an expert about this."
Masha gave a thumbs up to the boy who was making a fuss: "Big."
When Jeanne saw Masha like this, she didn't know what was wrong with her, so she also raised her thumb and said, "Big!"
Masha quickly pressed Jeanne's hand down.
Jeanne looked at Masha and smiled.
This French girl may have a high IQ, but her current behavior is that of an idiot.
——But it is really beautiful.
——No, I can’t think about this French girl first, I have to get Xiao Shi from Bucket Number first!
Masha turned his head to look at Xiao Shi.
Xiao Shi gave an awkward smile.
"Ma Jun and Jeanna already have this kind of relationship..."
"Wake up, this guy doesn't understand and is messing around."
"Oh, that's right." Xiao Shi stuck out her tongue, her expression even more embarrassed, "I... well, I didn't mean that."
Instructor Zhao Qiangfeng cleared his throat and said, "Wait a moment for those who are singing praises to youth. Let me first tell you about the arrangements for the next few days. First of all, as everyone knows, there will be a ceremony, and a group of old men will give speeches. You can go over and listen to them later. You can play with your cell phones, but you can't turn on the sound. After listening to the speeches, we will distribute the military training uniforms. The instructors will arrive in the afternoon, and the military training will officially begin tomorrow."
Someone shouted: "Instructor, can we not have military training?"
"No! Our country has a compulsory military service system, and military training is equivalent to fulfilling your service obligations. If there is no military training, you will have to serve in the army when you reach the age like the young people in South Korea. You can see that every year there are e-sports players in South Korea who retire because of military service."
"Coach, do you know e-sports?"
"I'm only four years older than you. What do you think? Well, it's almost time, let's go to the playground."
**
After the opening ceremony, Xiao Shi complained to Masha, "Aren't speeches by old men usually held in the gymnasium? How can you give a speech in the hot sun on the playground?"
"Because there are so many of us, there is no gymnasium that can accommodate so many people," said Masha.
“Yes, that’s right.”
Xiao Shi took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat off her face, then glanced at Jeanna: "Jeanna is amazing, she didn't even sweat at all!"
Masha glanced at Jeanne. In fact, the French were still sweating, but not as exaggeratedly as Xiao Shi.
"Maybe Europeans have fewer sweat pores?" said Masha.
The group chatted as they followed the main group toward the teaching building. At this time, a boy came over and said to Qianxun: "Hello, my name is..."
Qianxun smiled and said, "I'm not interested in boys who are not the top scorers in the college entrance examination."
"Uh……"
Masha gave a thumbs up to his childhood sweetheart in his heart - this guy is trying to steal my girl right in front of me, I will beat him to death.
The boy turned to the league secretary and said, "Hello, my name is..."
"I'm not interested in frivolous boys." The league secretary laughed.
"Uh..." The boy glanced at Masha.
Masha smiled and said, "I'm different. I'm handsome and I'm the top scorer in the college entrance examination."
As he said this, he adjusted the Eastwood hat on his head.
The boy looked unconvinced and stretched out his hand to Masha: "My name is Chen Guang..."
"Hello Chen Guang, where is Wu Sheng?"
Masha held the hand that Chen Guang extended to him.
"Every time I introduce myself, someone mentions this joke. Do you guys not know any other historical allusions besides 'Are Kings, Princes, Generals, and Ministers Kindred?'"
"You may know a lot of historical anecdotes, but that obviously didn't help you win the top spot in the college entrance examination," Masha responded with a smile.
"Because I'm not the high-scoring, low-ability type."
"So you have no redeeming qualities?" Masha laughed. "No, at least you still have the quality of honesty, which is not bad."
Chen Guang was stunned for a moment before he realized what Masha meant.
"you!"
"Mr. Chen Guang, my female companions don't like you. Can you stay away from us?" Masha said with a smile.
Chen Guang snorted, turned to Jeanne, and began to speak French.
--oh?
Masha glanced at Jeanne, who looked confused.
"It seems that your French pronunciation is not very good." Masha laughed.
Comrade Josephine spoke up: "And there are several grammatical errors."
Chen Guang looked embarrassed.
Masha: "Let's go, I'm not going to pay attention to this idiot anymore."
He took the girls, walked around Chen Guang and went to the classroom.
**
Next, we distributed camouflage uniforms, and then the instructor announced the assembly time for tomorrow, and then we dispersed.
Masha and the others did not go to the dormitory, but went straight back to the maid shop.
When they arrived at the maid shop, they threw the camouflage uniforms and other things around, and then Masha and Xiao Shi prepared some simple food to fill everyone's stomachs - after all, they were going to have a big dinner in the evening, and they always felt that it would be a waste if they ate too much.
After the meal, a group of people played Three Kingdoms in the store.
Xiao Shi didn't know how to play in the first game and was eliminated quickly. But by the third game, he had turned into a seasoned rebel. Unfortunately, Masha was the lord and crushed Xiao Shi with his intellectual advantage.
"Why did you guess that I'm a traitor, Ma Jun?" Xiao Shi threw his role card on the table, "I think I acted pretty well!"
"Your acting skills are good, but you don't use logic and don't cooperate with other rebels." Masha laughed and pointed to his head, "This game requires you to use your brain to play."
Xiao Shi pouted: "You talk as if I'm not smart enough. My deviation value is not low."
Just as Masha was about to respond, Cai Shi's phone rang. She picked up the phone and said "hmm" twice, then hung up and said, "Our car has arrived. Dad said we'd better go over there and wait for the food to be served, otherwise the chef might be unhappy."
"He's still an old chef with a bad temper." Masha said, putting the Three Kingdoms cards in his hand on the table, "Then let's go."
Chapter 379: Ordinary Chef Chen (Update )
The place we ate was a small, unremarkable restaurant in a small courtyard with only four parking spaces in front of the door, so if too many cars came, there would be nowhere to park.
Masha and his family had two seven-seater station wagons, which took up half of the parking space.
There was a young man standing at the door of the restaurant. When he saw Masha and the others coming, he came over to guide them to park.
As soon as Ma Sha got off the bus, the young man came up and held out his hand to Ma Sha: "Hello, Ma Zhuangyuan, my name is Chen Xiaochu, my grandfather and Boss Cai have been waiting inside for a long time."
"You actually recognize me?"
"Knowing that Boss Cai was going to entertain distinguished guests today, I went to check the news first. Ma Zhuangyuan's speech was really thought-provoking. If I hadn't learned cooking from my grandfather, I would definitely be eager to try it out." The young man said with a smile.
This guy's flattery was really good. While he was flattering, he also praised himself.
"I learned cooking from my grandfather and I'm pretty cool too." This subtext was seamlessly integrated into the flattery.
