Shelley said "Oh", and then she suddenly thought: Is this the reason why the CIA wants a little girl? Innocent little girls can go anywhere, just like in the Japanese animation with the same name as Conan the Barbarian!
Just as Shelley was thinking, Masha came out carrying the little girl like a cat: "I say, how can you teach such a little girl to speak sweetly? Damn it!"
Masha stared with wide eyes at Shelley and Xiao Shi hugging each other.
"I see," he suddenly realized, "You want to intercept all my harem, right?"
"Huh?" Shelley was confused. "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Because she was too surprised, she still didn't let Xiao Shi go, and Xiao Shi didn't seem to have any intention of breaking free by force - probably because she was so well-behaved that she had never tried to disobey others in a drastic way, even if it was just to gently push others away.
Of course, it is also possible that Xiao Shi found it very comfortable to confront other tanks.
Masha was still holding the little girl Baiquan, and said to Shelley, "You, Britain, are a famous country of lesbians, full of gays and lesbians. I understand, I understand!"
"Although I have no prejudice against gays, I still want to clarify that my sexual orientation is normal - for now."
Suddenly, Shelley's expression became serious.
**
Shelley thought, is this guy contaminating me with memes again?
Anyway, Miss Shelley is now in a state of Marsha's post-traumatic stress disorder, referred to as "Marsha PTSD". She suspects that whatever Marsha does is intentional. The purpose is of course to contaminate her with memes and assimilate her into a companion of the King in Yellow.
In Shelley's opinion, Marsha was really evil and cunning. He himself was an elite spy who had received a full set of spy training. Compared with those legendary spies, the only thing he lacked was the experience of serving in the Royal Special Air Service or the Royal Special Boat Service.
She is eighteen years old this year. After the fashion show in China, she was going to return to her country to join the army and join the Royal Special Air Service SAS to complete her final training.
Masha wanted to take such a person into his harem. Besides for the purpose of increasing the collection of concubines, he must also be attracted by her skills!
——I won’t let you have your wish!
**
Here, Masha was very confused when he saw Shelley's solemn expression. He couldn't guess why Shelley had that expression - he really couldn't guess.
——I thought, I didn’t do anything to make her behave like this, I was just chatting and gossiping normally.
——She just connected with the joke very smoothly, what happened suddenly?
Marsha was wondering when he suddenly noticed that Shelley's expression changed again.
**
Shelley looked at Masha.
——Hmph, you found out that your ability is useless, so you looked confused! Is that right, Masha?
——You people with super powers may be able to easily destroy our bodies, but don’t even think about touching our souls!
——Let me prove to you that when God gives souls to everyone, they are equal!
**
Masha was even more confused.
What is this? What happened?
At this moment, Gui Gui suddenly appeared. She yawned, walked into the store, and said in a lazy voice: "Masha, good morning... huh?"
He looked back and forth at Masha suspiciously.
The scene in front of her now was not an ordinary conversion. On one side was Shelley, who had a high-spirited look on her face, holding the Japanese girl Komachi in her arms. On the other side was Masha, who had a confused look on his face, holding the Japanese girl Shiraizumi in his hands.
This scene obviously exceeded the processing capacity of Guigui's brain, whose IQ was 10, and made her stand there in a daze.
After a brief silence, Gui Gui turned around and ran out of the store, stomping upstairs. Her voice could be heard from upstairs: "Sister Qianxun, please come down quickly, Masha Blonde is going to duel with a Japanese girl!"
——What the hell?
——What the hell is it like to duel with a Japanese girl?
Masha looked at Baiquan, who had been held obediently by his neck, and then changed his position to holding her like a shotgun, using his left hand to support her hard breasts as a guard.
Chihiro appeared and burst into laughter when she saw the scene.
"Hahahaha, I don't know what's going on, but it's so funny. What are you doing?"
She laughed and pounded the bar.
"I don't know either. At first, I just wanted Xiao Di to stop teaching the little girl to swear."
"It's not me!" Xiao Shi felt aggrieved. "She went to the Chinese level to learn it herself! When she came back, she just kept saying 'Fuck it' and 'Sweep the reverse horse'. I said a few words to her and she replied, 'You're so long-winded, you yellow-faced woman.'"
The little girl spoke up, using the voice of Shirakami Fubuki that Masha was familiar with: "You're so nagging, you yellow-faced woman."
"Okay," Chihiro suppressed a smile, "I understand the reason, but how did it develop into this?"
"I don't know either," Masha thought for a moment and felt that he should put the little girl down first, so that his words would be more convincing, so he put the little girl down, "I came out with the little girl in my arms at first, and then I saw the British intercepting my harem reserve."
Shelley let go of Xiao Shi and said, "I just pulled her up when she was about to fall."
As soon as Shelley finished speaking, before Masha could reply, Baiquan pulled his sleeve. He lowered his head to look at the little girl, who said in an unfamiliar voice, "Big brother, I want to see the goldfish."
Without saying a word, Masha took out his cell phone and dialed the number Chen Zhongwu had given him not long ago: "Hello, is this Chen Zhongwu? Can you please stop teaching my little sister how to speak? Looking at the goldfish, the person who taught this must be from Yuezhou! Keep an eye on him, he might get into trouble someday!"
When Masha hung up the phone, she saw the French girl and Comrade Josephine coming together. Comrade Josephine looked a little tired, which was in sharp contrast to the French girl's extremely happy expression.
Masha probably guessed what happened - he was simply annoyed by the French girl's chatterbox. After all, the French girl was from Montagne, and chatterboxing was probably a traditional skill there.
As soon as I entered the door, the French girl shouted, "Stupid pig!"
Yes, Marsha was sure, she was talking about pigs, not French.
Did the French girl also learn Chinese in order to complete the task better?
Just went off track?
Masha smiled at the French girl: "Hello, stupid pig!"
Shelley sighed and said, "I'm going upstairs to design my maid costume..."
"Designing maid outfits...Oh, yes!" Masha then remembered that yesterday she decided to let the British girl and Guigui compete to see whose designed maid outfit would be more popular.
"Well, it's good to be enthusiastic about work, but it's also important to have breakfast together. Wait a moment, I just finished my morning exercise and I'm just starting to make breakfast, so it won't take too long."
Chapter 298 is preserved eggs, I added preserved eggs!
Masha returned to the kitchen and started making breakfast.
Actually, he didn't finish his morning exercise today, so he made breakfast earlier than usual. The food deliveryman hadn't arrived yet, so he could only use the leftover ingredients from yesterday.
But it's almost enough.
After all, rice, noodles and the like are always available in the store, so there is no shortage of staple foods, so we can just make do with something else.
Marsa was just preparing with great confidence to let the British girl experience Chinese food when suddenly the French girl came into the kitchen.
The French girl looked around the kitchen and said a lot of things.
Masha was embarrassed. She didn't understand and didn't know how to respond.
However, the French girl didn't care whether Masha could understand her or not, and just kept chattering away.
Masha didn't care. The French girl had a nice voice and spoke French like singing, which was quite pleasant. So Masha continued to do his work while listening to the French girl's chatter.
Suddenly, he noticed that the French girl was looking at his tool hat and said a few words. Marshal guessed that she was asking "why are you wearing a hard hat in the kitchen". In order to prevent her from suddenly grabbing the hat or something, Marshal fastened the strap of the hard hat and put it on securely.
The French girl looked at Masha's actions curiously, suddenly laughed, and said a lot of gibberish.
Masha kept nodding and perfunctorily answered in Chinese: "Yeah, ah, oh, not bad, why? Go to hell."
Suddenly, the French girl laughed and pulled Masha's sleeve, interrupting his work. Masha looked at the French girl in confusion, and the other party began to gesture and mutter.
Masha watched her gesture for a long time, and finally understood that she was asking: "Are you bald?"
"No, I'm not bald." Masha responded decisively.
Then I remembered that this guy didn't understand, so I shook my head and waved my hands twice. Even if this French girl has an IQ of only 9, she should at least understand this, right?
But the French girl ignored Masha and made a fist-raising gesture.
When Masha saw it, he was surprised that this action was undoubtedly the same as the bald male protagonist in "One Punch Man".
——You are wearing Chanel and Louis Vuitton, but you are watching anime? Your style doesn't match!
——Did he go there just to pick me up?
Seeing that Masha was unmoved, the French girl suddenly shouted "Party~~~".
Masha was so startled that he almost dropped the spoon in his hand. Then he realized that the girl was singing the OP of the first season of One Punch Man.
Of course, she did not sing the original version of JAMProject, but made a considerable adaptation to suit her own voice.
But - it sounds good.
——Is this all her homework in order to complete the mission and catch me up to France later?
——What should I do if I suddenly feel touched?
At this time, the league secretary suddenly poked his head in and said, "Is there anyone singing the OP of One Punch Man? Oh, it's you."
At this time, the League Secretary had not yet changed into a maid outfit and was still dressed in home clothes. The French girl stared at the League Secretary for a few seconds and then said something. Masha was probably praising the League Secretary's stunning beauty in home clothes.
At this time, Masha noticed a small thing: this guy's eyelashes were so long - and they didn't feel like they were glued on.
The league secretary glanced at Masha, smiled and said to the French girl, "Come on, sing the OP of One Punch Man Season 2 again."
The French girl tilted her head.
So the league secretary started singing, and she immediately followed suit.
Masha knew that the league secretary was deliberately trying to attract the French girl's attention so that he could concentrate on his work.
So he skillfully cooked the ingredients that had been prepared.
The league secretary stepped forward and pulled the French girl out of the kitchen.
——It’s finally quiet. The Montakis are really amazing.
However, just after Masha was quiet for a few seconds, Baiquan went into the kitchen.
Xiao Shi rushed in, grabbed Bai Quan's hand, said a few words in Japanese, and dragged her away.
Before leaving, Xiao Shi bowed to Masha with an apologetic look on her face: "I'm sorry, I will take good care of her."
Masha curled her lips.
In fact, he was quite happy with the lively atmosphere in the store. He was a person who liked lively atmosphere, especially when the lively atmosphere came from a group of beautiful girls.
Nothing could make Masha happier than this.
——It turns out that I’m right to like girls!
Masha let out a mysterious sigh in his heart.
He finished preparing breakfast in a happy mood. Just then the food delivery man arrived, so Masha added some dishes.
At around eight o'clock, a very sumptuous breakfast appeared on the tables put together in the store.
Shelley frowned and looked at everything on the table: "This is very different from the Chinese breakfast I know..."
Masha asked: "What kind of Chinese breakfast do you know?"
"Dough sticks, flower rolls, and porridge... I practiced for a long time to get used to eating preserved egg and lean meat porridge!"
"Does it take getting used to this?" The Chinese people at the table were shocked.
“Of course I have to get used to it! The preserved eggs look so... so..." Shelley seemed to be unable to find a Chinese word to use, and after struggling for a long time, he could not come up with the answer to “so what”.
Masha: "The other debater can use English."
"Shut up, there is no word in English that can accurately describe it. I am not the only one who thinks that century eggs are an incomprehensible food. Many British people think so. The production process of century eggs requires fermentation, which in our opinion is simply letting the eggs go bad."
While Shelley was speaking, Masha heard Baiquan asking Xiaoshi, and he guessed that he was probably asking why there was no dry rice.
Xiao Shi explained very seriously.
The League Secretary served Bai Quan a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge and placed it in front of her.
Bai Quan looked at the porridge carefully, then picked up the preserved eggs cut into small pieces with chopsticks and put them in front of his nose to smell them.
Masha: “Aren’t there preserved eggs in Japan?”
"Well, yes, there is, but we don't eat it often. Maybe Bai Quan has never seen it." Xiao Shi explained.
