Suddenly the whole cafe was quiet.
Guigui, who had just been transferred to the front to take charge, shrank his head.
As soon as Masha looked at the live broadcast room, the barrage changed to "The head maid is mighty" and "I want to see the head maid's face".
"Hey, the barrage said they want to see your face." Masha poked the league secretary's waist with his hand.
The league secretary snorted: "When I'm in a good mood, I might give them a good show."
Masha frowned and looked at the barrage, all of which were saying "Agressive big sister" and "I'm in love".
"What? What is this?" Masha said into the microphone, "Can you please have a little dignity? She looks down on you so much, you should show some backbone!"
At this time, an animation effect suddenly appeared on the right side of the barrage screen, and a small TV GPO3 appeared. The presenter called "Please whip me, you trash maid", and then the entire screen was filled with barrages of cheers from bilibili.
Masha frowned and kept watching the barrage brought by the barrage lottery. Just as he was about to speak, another small TV suddenly appeared. The ID of the person giving away gifts was "I just forgot to change the barrage of the lottery."
This time, the whole screen was filled with the lottery barrage, which became "The head maid is the best in the world."
Masha spread her hands and said, "I really don't understand what's wrong with you. MEA's virtual maid, besides being a jerk, also has the attributes of being a great singer and a Tetris expert. She's also a white-haired loli. My head maid hasn't said a few words yet, has she?"
"No, I was wiping the cups while answering questions from the comments."
The league secretary said.
Masha looked at her: You did it!
League Secretary: "Oh, by the way, when I was cleaning the cups, I hummed some songs because I was bored."
--Grass!
At this time, Cai Shi came over and said: "I was bored during my break, so I ran to the counter to interact with the audience and sang Katyusha."
——So that’s how it is! Case solved!
The comments were flashing at this time: "It's Shishi! Ah Wei is dead!"
"Love my Soviet Union!"
——I really love the Soviet Union...
Masha thought, I might as well add some fuel to this live broadcast.
So he picked up the microphone and put it to his mouth.
"Hmph, seeing how enthusiastic everyone is, I decided to sing a song for you."
Masha is a very average singer. If he could sing in a tone-deaf way, he might be able to take some elective courses and become famous like Bolan. But he can't do that. His singing is neither good nor bad. People have no impression of him and can't remember him for even seven seconds.
But if you ask him to do something funny, he's very good at it, including singing funny songs.
What is this about playing in the mud in Northeast China!
The girl with braces is so beautiful!
Shamatte meets Xijianbiao!
This is Masha's signature program at the class Christmas party every year.
Holding the microphone - the cord of the microphone was dragging on the ground - Masha walked under the camera hanging on the wall and smiled evilly at the camera.
The League Secretary stretched his head to look at the accompaniment selected by Masha on the computer, smiled, put his hand on the play button of the keyboard, and made an OK gesture to Masha.
Then she pressed the play button on the Cherry keyboard, and the rhythmic music began to play from the speakers hidden in the decoration of the maid shop.
It begins with a very Soviet melody, followed by a mysterious and catchy rhythm.
Masha began to sing: "Rava, Falco..."
Chihiro, who was used to Masha's antics, had an expression that said "here we go again, when will it ever end?" But the other girls who had rarely seen Masha's antics all laughed.
When Masha started singing the chorus, he took off his clothes, revealing his muscular body.
The whole atmosphere immediately became very Bulgarian.
The League Secretary glanced at the comments and found that the screen was full of "Why are my eyes hurting my eyes?"
But she found that the popularity of the live broadcast room increased instead of decreased.
It seems that people like Masha may not necessarily become vigilantes who save the world, but they can definitely become idols.
Chapter 259 He flew, he really flew! (Fifth update)
In the evening, Masha closed the store early as planned.
Then he walked around the second floor with the radio wave detector, and then returned to the table in the middle of the store on the second floor. He lay on the table and made tired sounds.
The league secretary slapped him on the back and said, "Why are you sighing? We have gained more than 20,000 followers in just two days. Many girls may not even get this many followers in a month.
"Other people have to wear all kinds of clothes to give out benefits, but we are all wrapped up tightly. Not only that, but you are also allowed to claim ownership. It's impressive to have this amount of attention."
"I know it's impressive, but I'm really upset when I think about more customers coming in the future."
"Isn't this great? Our store has boosted the business of an entire street and even a village!" The League Secretary said in a teasing tone, clapping his hands, "Ku ...
All the girls quacked together.
Masha was shocked, looked at Hua Gu Shuang and Hong Ye, and said, "Next we are going to do some embarrassing activities for adults, you two go back first."
"Hey, don't do that. It's not nine o'clock yet." Hongye made a reluctant sound.
"obedient."
Hua Gu Shuang took Hong Ye's hand and said, "Let's go."
Hongye looked at Masha reluctantly, but still followed Hua Gushuang downstairs.
Lao Wang bowed to Masha and the others, then went downstairs and left.
Soon the sound of a car starting was heard from the back door of the store.
Masha went to confirm whether Lao Wang and the sixteen-year-old group had really left, and then returned to the table and sat down.
Guigui sat next to Masha, looking shy but expectant: "What are the embarrassing things that adults do?"
Masha picked up Guigui and placed her on her knees. She put her nose close to Guigui and took a deep breath of the lavender scent on her body, then gently bit her neck like a vampire.
"Ah~" Guigui called softly.
Cai Shi pouted: "You have never done this to me."
"That's because you have breasts," Masha said. "You can't fondle them in this position. You're more suitable to be attacked from behind."
As soon as she finished speaking, Qianxun attacked Cai Shi from behind and grabbed her breasts with both hands: "Is that so? And then you can use that to feel the round buttocks, what a great experience!"
After saying that, she bit Cai Shi's ear, making Cai Shi make a delicate sound.
Masha also bit Guigui's ear. Guigui twisted her body and clamped her legs tighter.
The League Secretary was holding a cup of black tea and drinking it elegantly - it would have been very elegant if there hadn't been a rope and label hanging from the tea bag next to the cup.
After the trouble was almost over, Masha suddenly put Guigui back on the chair next to him and said seriously, "I got the news from the local circle of friends that the top floor opposite our store seems to have been rented out recently. I'm afraid it's an agent from the office."
Qianxun Youth League Secretary Cai Shidu had a serious look on his face.
Guigui nodded, then realized, "What? Agent?"
"Ghost, what do you think I'm doing carrying this thing around all day?"
Masha put the radio wave detector on the table.
Gui Gui looked at the thing that was half made of a high-end Lego kit and said hesitantly, "Isn't this a toy?"
"This is a radio wave detector. It's used to find eavesdropping devices."
Gui Gui's face was full of question marks. Suddenly she smiled and slapped Ma Sha: "You are lying again!"
Masha is very serious, and his sisters, except Guigui, are also serious.
Gui Gui felt that something was wrong. She looked at Qianxun and the others with a timid expression: "You...are you guys? Don't scare me. It's too much to joke like this."
Masha took out a bag of chocolate beans and poured a black one and a red one into the palm of her hand.
"Choose. Eat the black one and I'll let you return to your ordinary real life. Eat the red one and I'll let you see the real world."
Gui Gui picked up the candy bean package that Masha had just thrown on the table and asked in confusion, "Is this the bag I bought from the convenience store yesterday?"
"Don't worry about it. Make your choice."
Gui Gui looked embarrassed: "If I eat the black one, am I still your girlfriend?"
Masha said seriously: "You won't know if you don't eat it. Life is like..."
Guigui picked up the red one and put it in his mouth.
Masha threw the black thing into his mouth, then picked up Guigui, held her in front of him like a father carrying his daughter to the street, and walked towards the stairs.
As a result, he didn't pay attention to the height of the door leading to the stairs, and Guigui's forehead hit the door frame with a bang.
**
052 asked 011: "What should we do? Listening to this conversation, although many parts are unclear, I feel that they have discovered us."
"They discovered us a long time ago. That's the King in Yellow." 011 shrugged. "012 and I were tricked by them. They made a Jinbei van disappear right under our noses."
052 looked surprised: "Is it true?"
"It was later classified as a common theft case, but the suspect has not been caught yet. I think it was the work of the King in Yellow. Team leader Chen Zhongwu also thinks so and is secretly investigating the King in Yellow."
"Is that so?"
"Yes. Don't ask any more questions. Our mission is to monitor and write reports on what we monitor. If there is no order from above, we will do nothing. Team Leader Chen told me personally to keep calm and don't think about exercising any subjective initiative, otherwise it will only make things worse."
052 nodded.
Then he looked at the through-wall sensing - the sensitivity of this distance sensor was very low, and it could only give a rough idea, and there was nothing he could do unless the other party got close to the wall on the sensor's side.
Masha's maid shop is equipped with such sensors on all four sides, but the space that can be monitored is quite limited.
"They're completely out of range of the sensors. Is that okay?"
"Don't worry, it's okay as long as they don't leave the building."
"Is it possible for them to dig a tunnel out?" asked 052.
"We have vibration sensors and geophones. As long as they start digging, we'll know. With such complete surveillance, we don't have to speculate. We just need to stare at the instruments." 011 now spoke like a veteran agent.
**
To be on the safe side, Masha signaled the league secretary, who then led Guigui into the Jinbei Bakery and opened the disguised door.
Guigui exclaimed.
"What's this!"
When the little girl heard the strange voice, she jumped up from her little recliner and picked up the Kalashnikov stick.
Seeing Masha, he was relieved and said in a little adult tone: "What? You scared me. Use that thing to notify me first."
Gui Gui stared at the little girl: "What is this? So cute!"
Masha tapped Guigui on the forehead and said, "How can you talk like that? This is a human being."
"Eh? I...ah, I'm a human, but why?" Guigui suddenly moved away from Masha, "Did you kidnap me?"
——Strictly speaking, you are right!
But Masha couldn't say that. He looked at the league secretary, who nodded, so Masha let the car enter the shadow of the earth.
In this way, he could show Guigui his superpowers without restraint.
"Gui Gui, there are many things that may be difficult for you to understand at the moment, so it would be better for you to see it with your own eyes."
As Masha spoke, he flew into the sky with the help of Chihiro's ability - no, there is no sky in the world inside the car, but he flew and his feet left the ground!
Then Masha yelled, "Transform!"
Then he used the ability of the tool man's hat to change clothes instantly.
Guigui was stunned, her jaw dropped, as if she had activated her original skill: "the ability to make people perceive her as a doll."
Masha switched between several sets of outfits with obvious differences: a male nurse in a mental hospital, a bricklayer on a construction site, and a reactor cleaner in a chemical plant.
And radiation engineers.
The word "engineer" in his name means "engineer", so he is naturally considered a blue-collar worker.
