"Sit down and rest today!" the girl said firmly, "You've been busy in the kitchen all afternoon and evening, I saw it all clearly! You must rest!"
Masha stared at Guigui for a few seconds and nodded: "Okay, I'm going to take a rest."
He walked to the only long sofa on the fourth floor, sat down, and watched Guigui walk to the workbench by himself.
Gui Gui started to work, saying as he worked: "I always feel that you all are weird. No, Hongye and Huahua are quite normal, but you, Masha, Chihiro, Fang, and Shishi are all weird."
Masha was lying on the sofa in a Ge You-like posture, and asked curiously: "Oh? What's wrong with it?"
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Good afternoon, it’s time to have lunch.
In fact, people are still sleeping or something, so this doesn't happen.
Chapter 247: The Persuasiveness of Speculative Rhetoric (Part )
Guigui hesitated when faced with Masha's question.
Yes, she hesitated.
Then she hesitantly said, "You slept with Sister Qianxun, Sister Fang, and Shishi. This, this is very suspicious."
"Are you saying that what Chihiro told you that day was wrong?" asked Masha.
"Of course that's right!"
——As expected of someone with an IQ of 10, he’s still being fooled.
At first Masha thought she had come to her senses, but she hadn't.
"But I thought you guys just held hands at most. I thought if it was that level... then... it might not be bad."
"Nothing is bad?" Masha really didn't hear her muttering in the middle.
"Anyway!" Gui Gui suddenly raised his voice, "If we've reached home base, I think there must be something wrong!"
"So what's the weird thing?"
"I don't know, but..."
"You don't know what's weird about it, but you just think it's weird. Isn't that a bit far-fetched, Guigui?"
"Eh? I..."
"When we speak, we must seek truth from facts and not make random guesses based on our own subjective assumptions. When you put forward a claim, you must also provide arguments and reasoning to support it. If you can't, then you are just making specious arguments, Guigui, this is not what a good child should do."
Masha activated his "passive ability": the persuasiveness of specious arguments!
"But……"
"You go ahead." Masha interrupted Guigui, but his "you go ahead" seemed to be encouraging Guigui to speak! But in fact, he interrupted the little girl's train of thought, which was an absolute disruption.
Guigui was stunned for a moment, and it seemed that his thoughts suddenly became confused.
"If it's just about... the flesh... then I feel..."
Masha didn't hear part of Guigui's words because the volume was too low, but it didn't matter. The essence of Masha's debate method is that I don't care what the other party is saying, I'm just making up my own arguments.
In a real debate, this kind of closed-door approach should be deducted points, but in actual debates - especially in online arguments, this is very useful!
By catching the other party's verbal slips and logical loopholes, using the reductio ad absurdum method to magnify them, and combining them with appropriate sarcasm, you can gain the upper hand in the argument, especially in online verbal battles.
If you can also use your sense of humor and create some laughs, you can completely turn the battlefield into your home court and make the passers-by who are watching your empty talk turn to your side.
Masha fully utilized his experience in making specious arguments to suppress Guigui's intelligence.
He said: "As long as there is real love, the degree of physical contact is not important at all. What matters is that I like them and they like me, right?"
"This……"
"Besides, when love is deep, it's natural to desire the fruit of love! Are you saying, Guigui, that we are not worthy of being together?"
"Of course not..."
"Chihiro and I have known each other since birth, and have accumulated a bond for eighteen years. In the end, we finally become one. Does this make sense?"
"That makes sense!" Gui Gui said affirmatively.
"Although Cai Shi and I have known each other for a short time, we are attracted to each other. Cai Shi is even willing to change her interests and hobbies for me and become the person I like. Is there any problem with us getting together?"
"no problem!"
"The League Secretary and I..."
"No problem!" Guigui answered first.
"So, what's so strange about our relationship?"
"I...I don't know!"
Masha stood up, stepped forward and put both hands on Guigui's shoulders, staring intently into her eyes: "Guigui, think about it, you think there is nothing wrong with our relationship, but you also believe that there is something wrong with our relationship, and you don't know what is wrong, so everything you said contradicts each other!"
"I... contradict myself?"
"Yes, you are contradicting each other. Then the conclusion is very simple. You are the one with the problem!"
Gui Gui suddenly realized: "Yes, then it must be my fault, there is something wrong with me!"
——Oh my god, do I really have the ability to contaminate with memes? This IQ suppression is too obvious. Did I drink the permanent intelligence potion given by Qianxun and my intelligence is already 20?
——It’s possible.
——Combined with the effect after the little girl broke through 20 charms, maybe my intelligence value can also directly distort reality.
Although Masha was complaining in his heart, he did not stop fooling Guigui.
"So, Guigui, I have slept with all three of them, and there is nothing wrong with that. On the contrary, it shows that the love between us is selfless and tolerant."
“Selflessness and tolerance!”
"Each of them recognizes no one but me, and I only share my love with them!"
——Although it may be distributed to more people in the future, it doesn’t matter. I can just continue to fool them when the time comes.
At this time, Gui Gui suddenly asked: "So, it is impossible for me... to get it?"
--Huh?
Gui Gui suddenly realized what he had said and waved his hands: "I was just joking! Don't take it seriously!"
How could Masha miss this opportunity?
So he showed a regretful expression: "I'm just kidding, I thought Gui Gui would have some affection for me after making clothes together for these days."
Guigui blushed.
——I have confirmed the magic weapon. During these weeks of making clothes together, you have increased my favorability by 20 points, and the total favorability is already 70.
——As long as you continue to increase the time you spend together, your favorability will explode sooner or later.
Masha adopted the strategy of playing hard to get and retreating to advance. He smiled and said, "It's okay. It's fun to be good friends with Guigui."
That’s right, he sent the girl a good friend card!
Guigui's expression was extremely complicated.
"Come on, let's continue our work!"
Gui Gui's mood became depressed and he responded, "Yeah."
"This is your favorite clothing-related job. I like you more when you were so enthusiastic about making clothes before," said Masha.
Guigui took a deep breath and looked a lot more energetic.
——That’s right, slowly slide into the sweet trap I prepared for you.
At this moment, the receiver made of Lego bricks that Masha was wearing made a beeping sound.
——Tsk, I detected fluctuations at this time.
Guigui took out his Lego bricks and looked at the beeping and glowing bricks with a puzzled look on his face.
Masha took out the prepared black tea and placed it in front of Guigui.
"This is the sleepy black tea I prepared," he said, reaching out to help Gui Gui turn off the sound and light effects of the receiver, "Drink it and you will sleep soundly until tomorrow morning."
Gui Gui was confused again: "You want me to drink, and then do... those things to me?"
Masha gave him a wicked smile and walked towards the stairs.
Gui Gui looked at Masha's back, with a puzzled look on his face: "Where are you going?"
"I'll go see what Chihiro and the others are doing." Masha waved without looking back, "Come up soon. You stay on the fourth floor and do your best."
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Ah, Xueba will be available tomorrow, and I guess I will have to give up the top spot on the list except for the updated list.
From now on I can only occupy the top of this update list. I will try my best.
Some people don’t know what a free smile is, so I sent them a picture so they can feel it.
Let's make the end of April even hotter
I looked at the 30,000 razor blades of the top student and thought that he must be wearing women's clothes, so I ran over to join in the fun with a gloating look on my face.
The top student smiled evilly: "Look carefully, I am a blade."
This newbie was instantly blinded by the sun.
Ah, this is the king of book lovers! The light from the throne is so dazzling!
**
I originally thought that if I charged 300 blades per update, everyone would definitely think it was expensive and would not invest.
Now I'm thinking... let's give it a try?
Let’s make the end of April even hotter?
I offered a bounty for Chapter 167, and I have coded 13 chapters in 80 days.
Shuke's full attendance standard is two updates of 4000 words per day. By this calculation, the updates I have made up so far are 80-13x2=54, and I still owe 55 updates, which is not a lot.
300 blades per update is so expensive, there will definitely be no one investing in it.
Even if someone invests, 10000 blades will only cost 33 chapters, which is a piece of cake!
I am already a mature typewriter, and looking at the book review section and inter-postings, I have successfully drained the cat cookies of many people.
So I decided to open it until the end of the month! No upper limit, let’s make the last few days of this month even more exciting!
Chapter 248: Really in a coma... (fourth update)
Masha went downstairs and entered the garage, and saw the League Secretary standing outside the van looking at Masha.
She said: "No relevant information has been leaked on Weibo or WeChat Moments."
She said this directly, which meant that she had activated her skills and didn't have to worry about being overheard.
So Masha asked: "What kind of awakening?"
"Level A, we are still detecting fluctuations, so..."
"It's destroying things." Masha took over the conversation. "The continuous fluctuations show that it has been using its abilities. It is very likely that it is wantonly venting its desires."
"So, what should we do?" the League Secretary asked with a smile.
"Of course we're dispatching the police. A-level qualification, large-scale destruction. I think as long as you take off and take a look, you'll be able to see where the problem is." Masha said as he opened the front door of the van and got in. "I'll take you to the city center, and you can take off directly when you get out. Then I'll be back on standby. After the battle is over, I should see the status on the scroll bar. We'll use the No. 1 recycling point we agreed on tonight."
Recycling point No. 1 is the abandoned warehouse where Masha and his team stole the bamboo before. Masha had already surveyed the interior of the warehouse in advance and found that there was enough space for a Jinbei van. When the time came, the two of them could simply drill through the wall-penetrating circle on the wall of the warehouse, get in the car and run away. It would be perfect.
In fact, the recycling method that Masha really wants to use is recycling in water - after the car returns to reality, let the water wash Chihiro and the league secretary in.
Then just drain the water that enters the small world into the gap between the world's shadow and reality.
However, the League Secretary and Chihiro both thought that they should first try to see if ground recycling could completely escape the eyes of the office.
