Chapter 22: The army has many tricks, I want to go back to the countryside. [Please give me a monthly ticket! Please invest! Please read on!]
Ma Weijie frowned and kept fanning his nose.
How should I put it? It smelled like moldy food mixed with rotting animal carcasses that had been soaked in the Ganges for three days and three nights.
That's the smell.
Seeing that Ma Weijie had helped him ask the question in his mind, Zhao Weihong first introduced himself to Zhang Biao and others, and then asked Zhang Biao.
"Da Biao, what's wrong with that basin of yours?"
“Isn’t this a new basin?”
"Don't mention it!"
When this matter was mentioned, Zhang Biao, who had always been very generous, also showed a frustrated expression. He was about to speak, but seemed to have thought of something and asked Zhao Weihong very nervously.
"What is it?"
"Did you guys eat noodles just now?"
Zhao Weihong nodded, and her mood suddenly became heavy.
"Then you better stop asking. Trust me, I'm doing this for your own good."
"We are all comrades, what can't we talk about?"
Ma Weijie clearly wanted to get to the bottom of the matter and insisted that Zhang Biao explain himself clearly.
"Then I said it?"
"Say it!"
Ma Weijie's tone was clearly beginning to show some impatience, and he even felt that Zhang Biao was not as generous as he had just appeared to be.
Why are you still being so shy?
"Just now, the second platoon leader led us on an official mission."
"Cleaning the dry toilet"
Having said that, Zhang Biao raised the small yellow basin in his hand and waved it in front of the stunned Zhao Weihong and the other two.
“I used this thing to get it.”
"vomit!"
Before Zhang Biao could finish his words, Quan Shigan and Ma Weijie covered their mouths and retched repeatedly. They ignored Shi Jidong's order to "stay still" and rushed out of the door and went straight to the toilet.
damned!
What kind of good person would use a washbasin that had been used to clean a dry toilet to serve noodles?
The frugal style cannot be applied here!
Of course, not all yellow basins have to go through the destruction of dry toilets.
But every soldier only has one basin to wash and brush his teeth on a daily basis.
That's right.
It is used to wash your face and feet.
As for whether it has been washed elsewhere, I don't know.
The "influence" that each yellow-faced basin has experienced is different.
The taste of the food served in it will naturally be different.
"I told you not to ask."
"Why don't you listen to my advice?"
Zhang Biao smacked his lips and looked at Zhao Weihong, the only one left in the dormitory.
"Wei Hong, why didn't you go?"
"Why, you don't like noodles?"
Suppress the overwhelming urge to vomit.
Zhao Weihong raised her head, and her eyes, which usually sparkled with brilliance, now revealed a gleam of despair and gloom.
“Actually, I eat the most.”
"Pfft."
Hearing this, Zhang Biao covered his mouth, trying hard not to laugh out loud, and forced himself to comfort Zhao Weihong.
"It's okay, Wei Hong, you have to think positively."
"The cafeteria really does use yellow basins to serve noodles."
"But it doesn't necessarily mean he has ever been used to clean a toilet, right?"
"Maybe before, I just used it to wash my face, or sometimes my feet."
“It’s nothing, actually.”
"Okay, stop talking."
"If you say another two words, I'll throw up."
Seeing that Zhang Biao was talking more and more outrageously, Zhao Weihong's face wrinkled and she quickly stopped him from continuing.
The straightforward Zhang Biao also realized that what he had just said was like "rubbing salt into the wound". He smiled awkwardly and was about to speak when he heard the dormitory door being creaked open.
"came back?"
"It's okay. We vomited worse than you yesterday."
"Monitor!"
Zhang Biao thought it was Quan Shiqian and the other man who came back. Who would have thought that the figure who stepped into the dormitory was actually Shi Jidong!
Zhao Weihong and others immediately stood at attention. The slightly relaxed atmosphere in the dormitory suddenly became tense with Shi Jidong's return.
This is the pressure from the monitor!
"Is your mission completed?"
"Yes!"
Zhang Biao answered Shi Jidong's questions with all his might, his voice so loud that it could be heard even downstairs.
After glancing at the crowd, Shi Jidong suddenly frowned.
"Where are Ma Weijie and the eldest young master?"
Well, Quan Shiqian has a new nickname.
Zhao Weihong finally discovered that Shi Jidong was actually a bit mean.
Once he targets you, you will definitely suffer both physically and mentally!
In less than half an hour, Quan Shiqian was given three nicknames.
Who would believe that Shi Jidong is a good person?
However, Zhao Weihong did misunderstand Shi Jidong this time.
The nickname "Young Master" was not given by Shi Jidong.
When Shi Jidong arrived at the company headquarters with 50,000 yuan in cash, plus tea and other things, Wei Gang immediately exclaimed.
"Whose young master is this, coming to the army to reminisce about the good old days?"
The nickname was given by Wei Gang, and Shi Jidong just used it casually.
Zhao Weihong thought about it and suddenly realized that she had no right to sympathize with Quan Shigan.
Because long before Quan Shiqian, he had been targeted by Shi Jidong.
What Quan Shiqian is experiencing now may be repeated on him exactly in the future.
We are all wanderers in this world.
"Da Biao, did you do this on purpose?"
"You know we just finished eating noodles, but you still..."
"Monitor!"
After vomiting a lot in the toilet, Quan Shiqian and the other man finally returned.
Ma Weijie complained a few words, but as soon as he entered the door, he was almost scared to death by Shi Jidong's half-smile!
"What were you two doing?"
"Squad leader, the two of us"
Ma Weijie was also prepared to explain a few more things.
But from the moment Shi Jidong asked the question, he didn't expect to get an answer from them.
"Before I went to the company, didn't I tell you to stay in class?"
"Ok?"
Shi Jidong was indeed a fourth-term non-commissioned officer of the 347th Regiment. His tone seemed to carry the chill wind from the Northeast Plain, which lowered the temperature in the dormitory by a few degrees.
Looking at Shi Jidong's evil yet expectant smile, Quan Shigan, who had been unlucky since joining the army, closed his eyes in despair.
The army is full of tricks, I want to go back to the countryside.
Mom! I want to go home!
"Does it smell good?"
“Smells good.”
"louder!"
"Smells good!"
"Do you still want to vomit?"
"In no mood!"
"Look! The problem is cured now!"
Zhao Weihong: “.”
Shi Jidong is a man of action.
After learning the whole story, Shi Jidong led all the recruits straight to the dry toilet without saying a word!
And he said, "Want to vomit? It's okay, you'll get used to the smell."
To be honest, Zhao Weihong didn't feel that Shi Jidong was "treating" Quan Shiqian and the other two.
Chunchun came here for him!
Quan Shigan and the other two were vomiting all over the place, but Zhao Weihong didn't vomit at all!
Even if I wanted to vomit, there was nothing in my stomach, so at most I would just dry heave a few times.
Zhao Weihong has a stomach full of noodles!
The smell of the dry toilet that had just been cleaned was unbearable.
Not only does it smell bad, it also has a musty and rotten smell.
Zhao Weihong didn’t know how he managed to survive those three hours standing in the dry toilet!
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