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Chapter 62: Page 62

【"What's this?"】

[Sato Kazuma pointed at an expression and said, ??. ]

[“It’s the emoji of a pile of shit, with a smiley face on it. At first I thought it was chocolate yogurt.”]

[“So, Chaowu wants that dick guy, and is still hinting at the end

I am a piece of shit, a piece of shit with a smile on its face! ”】

[Sato Kazuma said with some trembling in anger.]

【“I think there is another meaning.”】

【"What's the meaning?"】

[“He might be hinting that your face is as rotten as shit and your smile looks like this emoticon??, okay, just ignore what I said.”]

[As soon as the bartender finished speaking, he felt something was wrong. Sato and Shin's face visibly turned red, and his entire bald head turned red with anger. ]

"This bartender is really good at exaggerating things."

The bartender Takasu Ryuji said with a chuckle as he looked at him and added another layer of meaning.

But if it were him, he would be tortured and have his face severely injured, and then he finally escaped. Before he could avenge himself, his mother was captured, and the other side used ?? to humiliate him. He would probably get angry like Sato Kazuma.

“Give me the gun!”

【“What kind of gun?”】

"All guns."

[“Okay, okay, let’s go back to the T area first. By the way, do you want to go see your friends?”]

[The bartender said to Sato Kazuma, after all, this is Sato Kazuma's hometown, and he has always heard Sato Kazuma talk about it.]

【It's so hard to come here, why don't you go visit your long-lost friends? 】

["No, I have to rely on my own strength to kill Asagiri Kaname, and do you know what will happen if my friends are sent out."]

[Sato Kazuma shook his head and rejected the bartender's suggestion. The bartender was very curious because he had never heard Sato Kazuma accurately say what his friends did.]

[This time he became curious and asked as he walked.]

[“Could it be that your friends are an assassination organization like the Brotherhood in Assassin’s Creed?”]

【"no."】

[“Then, is it like the Dark Brotherhood in the Elder Scrolls? Oh my God.”]

[The bartender said this with a look of great shock on his face.]

[“No, it’s not some assassination organization.”]

[“Is he also a mercenary, like Ica in Agent 47?”]

[“No, look, do you see where it is?”]

[Sato Kazuma said as he pulled the bartender over and pointed at a huge billboard on a tall building. A man in red and yellow armor was projected on the billboard.]

【“You mean.”】

[The bartender showed a very shocked expression, and Sato Kazuma nodded. ]

[“You mean, your friends are just from the advertising department of a company?”]

"It's a very thoughtful association, perfectly avoiding the correct answer. It's really amazing that he was able to associate Sato Kazuma's friend not with Iron Man but with the advertising department."

Hashima Itsuki looked at the bartender's powerful associative ability and said that generally speaking, one would think of the advertising department rather than Iron Man.

Either he did it on purpose, or he is really amazing.

And looking at the bartender's serious expression, it was obvious that he really thought so.

[“I admire you, my friend, Iron Man, do you understand?”]

[“No, I don’t know. Since your friend is Iron Man, why don’t you go find him? If Iron Man shows up, he can just blast that Asagiri guy to death with one shot.”]

[“No, no, I still have to tear Asagiri apart with my own hands. I’ll come to visit Iron Man next time. Okay, let’s go. Every minute now is torture for me. I can’t wait to let Asagiri feel my big black gun.”]

"Actually, if you were going to say that, you could have come to me directly."

"I wouldn't mind vaporizing Asagiri with one shot."

Zhuge Cong looked at Sato Kazuma and said, after all, although Sato Kazuma was a very evil, mean, and shameless guy to some extent.

But if they want to fight Sato Kazuma, they can't let outsiders do it, they have to fight themselves.

"Cong, I didn't expect you to be like this. You're so nice to me."

Sato Kazuma patted Zhuge Cong's shoulder and said to him with a little emotion.

[“Besides, Zhuge Cong is just killing me as a single guy. Do you know how many girlfriends and lovers that pile driver has had? A lot.”]

[“Alexandre Dumas, I can only say that his kidneys will be damaged sooner or later, and no matter how much he eats, it won’t be able to replenish them. Maybe he can install a steel kidney for himself.”]

[“Other people’s hearts are made of steel, but his kidneys are made of steel. I guess he goes clang clang clang every night.”]

[“Where to trigger the passive ability of Kidney Steel.”]

[“So, it’s better to call him Iron Kidney Man instead of Iron Man.”]

"I think you'd better not beat Chao Wu to death."

"No, I'd better vaporize you with one shot. Don't worry, Asagiri will go down to accompany you."

Zhuge Cong slapped Sato Kazuma's hand with a dark face.

"No, this is slander. He is slandering me. Heaven and earth can testify that I have never thought of you in this way."

Sato Kazuma looked at himself on the screen complaining and criticizing Zhuge Cong, and suddenly panicked. He thought what if Zhuge Cong really shot him and vaporized him.

Sato Kazuma is not sure whether his self-healing ability can be like that of Majin Orb in Dragon Ball, who can recover as long as he has one cell.

120: Sato Kazuma, my son (sad)

[“It’s seven o’clock in the morning. I still have five hours to prepare.”]

[Sato Kazuma packed up his gun and looked at the time and said, "I can't wait any longer now."]

[“There are about 3000 rounds of ammunition and dozens of guns here.”]

[The bartender said as he counted the bullets and guns in his bag.]

[“It’s more than enough. Everyone knows how many people I can kill with just 12 bullets.”]

"Hey, be careful, Ronnie Missap."

[“Don’t hit us.”]

[Sato Kazuma suddenly saw Lao Ai holding a SPAS-12 multi-purpose shotgun and said that it was okay for him to be hit, but the bartender next to him would be beaten to pieces.]

[The bartender also carefully took the SPAS-12 multi-purpose shotgun from Lao Ai. ]

[“I was planning to install the IKEA Berger chair today, but it seems like your place is more interesting.”]

[After hearing what Lao Ai said, Sato Kazuma turned around and said to Lao Ai with a serious face.]

[“I told you to buy the Vauwash brand, not the Berger brand.”]

[“Please think about it. If you can’t remember, get out.”]

[Sato Kazuma said angrily, mainly because he didn't want to involve the blind old lady Lao Ai, and even the bartender Sato Kazuma didn't plan to take him with him. ]

[After all, bullets don’t have eyes. ]

"Stop talking, really stop talking, wuwuwuwu."

"If I say that again, I'll lose my job."

The brand manager of Vovash was in tears when he saw Sato Kazuma slandering their brand again.

Even the people above were wondering if they had offended Sato Kazuma in some way.

That's why Sato Kazuma tried so hard to slander them.

For example, it happened that Sato Kazuma was buying furniture and was ridiculed by their staff.

Then Sato Kazuma also wrote it down silently.

At that time, the brand manager of Wowowash also felt slandered when he heard this.

As a human being, he also wondered if such a thing really happened, but the problem now was to hold on to his job.

He was planning to ask Sato Kazuma to come and make an advertisement to clarify the matter once the light curtain disappeared.

[“Shit, all the guns in the house are here.”]

【“Come on, hand it over.”】

[“Don’t play with these dangerous toys when you are older. Otherwise, I will enroll you in a blind massage class.”]

[Sato Kazuma said to Lao Ai.]

【Old Ai also pulled out a pistol from his trouser leg.】

【"screw you."】

【Old Ai said as he handed the pistol to Sato Kazuma. 】

[“It’s a 45 caliber. I like it.”]

“Hey, Kazuma, I was supposed to go with you, but I chickened out.”

[The bartender spoke to Sato Kazuma very frankly, and Sato Kazuma just glanced at him, patted his shoulder, and left.]

[After all, Sato Kazuma had no intention of bringing the bartender into the battle against the mutants. ]

[You know, the gap between mutants can be as big as 1-10, but there is still a chance. ]

[The difference between ordinary people and mutants is 1 and 0. There is no chance at all. ]

[“Al, if I can’t come back, I hope you know that I will always love you in my heart.”]

[Sato Kazuma walked up to Lao Ai and said that after spending time with Lao Ai these days, Sato Kazuma also felt a little more at home.]

[“By the way, there are 116 kilograms of ‘caffeine’ hidden in this apartment.”]

[“I put it next to the prescription for restoring sight. I wish you good luck.”]

[Caffeine is Sato Kazuma and Lao Ai's slang. ]

[After saying this, Sato Kazuma also carried his weapons bag and walked towards the garbage dump. ]

[At this time, the garbage dump is full of Asagiri's men, who seem to be busy arranging things. ]

[Sato Kazuma's kidnapped parents are tied to a cart and unconscious.]

"Put them there."

[Angel also took Sato Kazuma's parents off the cart, put them aside, and handcuffed them there.]

【Then Asagiri saw that Satou Kazuma's father had woken up, and signaled Angel to tear it open for Satou Kazuma's father.】

[“Thank you, hermaphrodite, I’m talking about you.”]

[Sato Kazuma's father, Sato Tokumi, looked at Asagiri and said. 】

[“Ah, so he’s also a bad-mouthed person, just like Kazuma. As expected, the son of a mouse knows how to dig holes.”]

[“You’d better pray that my son is okay, or I’ll tell you what holes I made in your mother’s body.”]

[Sato Tokumi said as he looked at Asagiri Kaname's face that looked like he deserved a beating.]

"Uncle Sato's temper is still as bad as ever, and he still swears without restraint."

Miwako Sato in the police station said as she looked at Tokumi Sato who was swearing.

Then his eyes became sharp and he looked at Chaowu and said something.

All of Asagiri's previous actions were intended to challenge the law.

Now her relatives have been kidnapped. For both public and private reasons, Sato Miwako must catch the person who forced Asagiri to do this.

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"Uncle."

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