"Daddy!"
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Hearing his daughter's voice, Jiang Mo immediately jumped out of bed. "Tangtang is awake! I need to get up quickly and have breakfast with Tangtang."
He yawned again while getting dressed. "So sleepy. Wifey, why can't I open my eyes?"
Wen Yan said with a straight face, making up a story, "It might be dry eye. Just use some eye drops, and you'll be fine."
"Oh, wifey is right. Eye drops it is."
Jiang Mo picked up the dry eye drops that were always on the table and put in two drops.
Opening the door, little Tangtang pointed at the tears on her dad's face.
"Daddy, crying."
Jiang Mo explained, "Daddy isn't crying. Daddy just put in eye drops."
The little dumpling shook her head, wiped away her dad's tears, walked to her mom with her little legs, looked up, and said in a fierce voice,
"Mommy bullies Daddy, Daddy cry."
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Wen Yan, who was getting dressed, was confused. She raised her hand and pinched Tangtang's little cheek. "You said I bullied your daddy? When did I bully your daddy?"
The little dumpling pouted, her dark eyes looking at her dad.
Mommy bullies her •́‸ก.
Jiang Mo immediately said, "Wifey, why are you bullying our daughter?"
"She's the one who falsely accused me first."
Wen Yan picked up the little dumpling, her little legs dangling in the air.
"Daddy, Mommy bullies Tangtang •́‸ก."
Wen Yan said matter-of-factly, "I not only bully you, but I can also bully your daddy."
Jiang Mo rescued his daughter from Wen Yan's clutches. The father and daughter hugged each other, looking pitiful.
"Mommy bad!" The little dumpling said fiercely.
"Good girl, Daddy will take you out first."
Jiang Mo quickly left with his daughter, afraid of being bullied by his wife again.
Tangtang rubbed her soft, chubby face against her dad's. "Daddy, no cry."
Jiang Mo softly explained, "Daddy wasn't crying, and Mommy didn't bully Daddy. Daddy just used eye drops, and you can't beat Mommy anyway."
"Mommy bullies Tangtang, lift up..."
The little one frowned, pointing to her collar, where her mom had just lifted her.
She wanted her dad to get revenge for her.
Jiang Mo shook his head. "Then don't provoke Mommy in the future."
He couldn't beat his wife either.
Tangtang pouted and muttered softly, "Daddy scared of Mommy."
Jiang Mo immediately said, "Who said that? How could Daddy be scared of Mommy? If Daddy tells Mommy to go east, she wouldn't dare go west. Mommy is the most obedient."
"Daddy, awesome!"
The little one happily clapped for her dad.
Jiang Mo proudly raised his eyebrows and continued to brag, "Of course! If your mom dares to disobey, I'll teach her a good lesson!"
"Jiang Mo, you're really capable. So amazing. I didn't know."
As soon as she said that, Jiang Mo shuddered, stopped walking, and turned around with his daughter in his arms.
Wen Yan was standing not far away, her cold gaze sweeping over him. Jiang Mo was so scared that he trembled. He was done for. His bragging had been heard by his wife!
The corners of Wen Yan's lips curved into a smile. "Jiang Mo, I didn't know you were so amazing. I wouldn't dare go west if you told me to go east, and you're going to teach me a lesson. How are you going to teach me?"
Jiang Mo shook his head repeatedly. "No, wifey, you must have misheard. How would I dare to teach you a lesson? You're my boss and my wife."
The little dumpling pointed at her mom. "Teach Mommy a lesson!"
"Stop talking! Stop talking!"
Jiang Mo was about to cry and immediately covered the little one's mouth. If she said any more, he would be a goner!
The little dumpling continued, "Daddy, avenge Tangtang."
Wen Yan walked closer in her high heels, crossing her arms and looking expressionlessly at the father and daughter in front of her.
"Still thinking of having your dad avenge you? What? You want your dad to hit me?"
As soon as she said that, Wen Yan started to act, pinching the little one's cheeks and then her ears.
Tangtang sniffled aggrievedly, looking at her dad to complain. "Daddy, she bullies Tangtang."
"I not only bully you, but I also bully your daddy."
Wen Yan extended her clutches to Jiang Mo's face, kneading his handsome face.
She deliberately raised her eyebrows. "Weren't you saying you were going to teach me a lesson?"
Jiang Mo shook his head repeatedly. "Wifey, I really didn't. How could I possibly teach you a lesson? You must have misheard."
"Really?"
Jiang Mo nodded desperately. "Of course. Wifey, you must have misheard."
"Then I'll believe you this time."
Wen Yan bullied the father and daughter before letting go.
The pitiful father and daughter hugged each other.
"Daddy •́‸ก"
"Good baby, Daddy will help you get revenge next time. Next time, yes, definitely next time."
"Okay."
The little dumpling sniffled. Daddy will definitely help her get revenge!
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"Mom, my eldest uncle is too much. He actually asked Mo Mo for a Bentley so confidently."
Jiang Yao put down her phone angrily.
Jiang's mother sighed. "They're just like that. They can't stand seeing others doing better than them. I don't want Mo Mo to go to his birthday banquet tomorrow."
"I'll call Mo Mo and tell him not to attend the birthday banquet tomorrow, so those relatives won't covet his gifts. He's always asking Mo Mo to give him cars. My brother's money isn't just blown in by the wind. Why should he give them cars?"
Jiang Yao dialed Jiang Mo's phone.
"Sis, what's the matter?"
Jiang Yao said, "Mo Mo, Mom said you don't have to attend your eldest uncle's birthday banquet tomorrow, so he won't ask you for things again. He asks for cars worth millions as if it's nothing. How can he even open his mouth?"
Jiang Mo said, "Sis, don't worry. I have my own way. I'll go to eldest uncle's birthday banquet tomorrow."
How could he not go and watch the show? He had prepared a good show.
When he came back in the evening, Jiang Mo made a special trip to the department store.
Jiang Mo and Wen Yan were walking on the street. Even though they were wearing masks, you could feel that they had extraordinary temperament and were definitely not ordinary people.
"Mo Mo, what are you going to buy for your eldest uncle's gift?"
Jiang Mo pointed to the loose leaf tea not far away, priced at nine yuan nine per pound.
"Of course, it's this."
Wen Yan asked suspiciously, "This is just ordinary tea. You're going to give this?"
"Of course. He only deserves to drink this kind of tea."
Jiang Mo called a waiter to weigh five or six pounds of loose tea and put the label in the most conspicuous place. It was a total of 6 pounds and 8 taels, totaling 67 yuan, 3 mao, and 2 fen.
Wen Yan pointed to the tea in Jiang Mo's hand. "Mo Mo, after all, it's your eldest uncle's birthday. Isn't this... a bit too simple?"
"I think it's better to buy a boxed one. A box is only a few hundred yuan."
Jiang Mo shook his head. "If I buy him a boxed one, he can directly ask me for a car, and my second uncle and second aunt are also eyeing me."
Wen Yan was still confused.
Jiang Mo winked. "I'll have a plan tomorrow to make sure they don't dare to bring it up."