Chapter 135: The monarch is arrogant and plays ugly for a hundred days [asking for monthly tickets]
"Why, you saw that I was coming, but you didn't come out to see me?" The Golden Crow cackled twice to show its dissatisfaction.
The snack in my mouth suddenly lost its flavor.
I was shocked: "This guy actually knew that my princess is here?"
"Haha, Yang Baitian. I have good news. Do you want to hear it?"
Jinwu kept screaming.
I quickly stuffed the snack into my mouth, opened the door and looked around.
"Oh, your dark face has recovered?"
"That's not right. There's no antidote for this poison. How did you do it?"
The Golden Crow gently flapped its golden wings and cried curiously.
Recovered? I was shocked. I touched my face and it felt much better.
The Golden Crow swooped down and landed beside me: "Why don't you bring me some food?"
I curled my lips, a little puzzled: "Don't birds eat snakes, mice, and insects?"
Jinwu said disdainfully: "Are these creatures worthy of me, the Bird King?"
Seeing that I was still in a daze, the Golden Crow said disdainfully: "This bird came to Yingan Mountain for an important matter."
I immediately became interested: "Why, the bird also has to go out to do business?"
"Humph, birds are also living things in this world. They have seven emotions and six desires. Which one can they lack?"
Jinwu once again looked down upon my shallow knowledge.
"So you want money too?" I argued disapprovingly.
"This is why I came here this time."
"There is a branch in this Yingan Mountain Range..." Before he finished speaking, his two little eyes scanned the surroundings vigilantly.
"Tsk tsk tsk, who can understand bird language? Just tell me what you think." I said hurriedly.
"Ahem, that's right. I forgot I'm a bird."
Jinwu grabbed his feet in embarrassment.
"There is a hanging coffin in the Yingan Mountains. There are endless gold, silver and treasures in the coffin. Would you like to go with me to take them?" Jinwu's two little eyes flashed with excitement.
The strange bird beast also said so. Could it be that these two birds are talking about the same place?
I was extremely shocked.
"Well, how about we split it 50-50?"
"Right now, the military camp needs a lot of money. Money means food... Don't you want to help your husband?"
Seeing that I was indifferent, Jinwu tempted.
"Humph, I've known about that coffin for a long time, and I've been there." I snorted twice
"Hahahaha, this is the biggest joke I have ever heard."
"This coffin is not a coffin, and this treasure is not treasure. Even if it is placed in front of others, those who are not destined to see it will only see the state of a useless coffin. Otherwise, why would I wait until today?"
The Golden Crow howled and laughed in a particularly terrifying way.
"It must have been a hairless bird that told you. Humph, what a crazy bird." Jinwu snorted twice.
As he was speaking, he heard a commotion coming from outside.
"Go into the house quickly, the people outside are coming for you." The Golden Crow flapped its wings gently and flew towards the tree.
Sure enough, the noise gradually intensified.
"Why, do you know who I am?" Hai Xing'er's arrogant voice came.
"The master has instructed that no one is allowed to enter this room." The guard refused to show any mercy.
I was a little shocked.
This woman is really everywhere.
But why did she suddenly come to Xiye’s military camp?
"I want to see, who else could the God of War like besides that J person?"
"I heard that she's an ugly girl?" Hai Xing'er insisted.
"Oh my god, you said I'm ugly again... What does ugliness have to do with you?"
But, ugly girl?
I glanced around and saw that the guards had brought in a number of cosmetic items that girls would like.
I couldn't help but chuckle in my heart.
Pick up the makeup brush and sweep it all over your face...
Soon, red, green, purple, the whole face was as colorful as a dye plate.
With a "bang", the door was kicked open. "Your Majesty, this is not allowed." The guard screamed, but it was obviously too late to stop it.
"Is my husband back?" I called out in a tender voice, then swayed my slender waist and walked towards him.
The starfish looked at me blankly.
I thought the woman in this room must be extremely charming and stunningly beautiful, outshining all other beauties.
Who knew that this face was scarier than a pig's head...
This makeup can be described as miserable.
Humph, are you shocked by my ugliness?
Today I will let you see what it means that "ugly girls are more likely to do bad things."
I laughed secretly in my heart, twisted my waist, and asked, "Oh, I thought it was my husband who came back? Who is this girl?"
"Report, report... This is the monarch." The guard was speechless for a moment, not knowing how to address her. Calling her princess was wrong, and calling her madam was disrespectful.
"Monarch? Oh, how could such a noble lady like you come to this military camp?" I hurried forward and enthusiastically pulled her to sit down.
Then he drank his tea by himself.
"You are? The woman who was in Ares' room last night?"
The starfish glanced at me in disbelief.
I pretended to be shy and said, "Last night, last night he, Your Majesty, please don't mention last night again..."
"Last night, were you favored by the God of War?" Hai Xing'er felt cold all over.
I nodded shyly. Then I pouted, pulled the shirt open a little at my chest, and said coquettishly, "Ah, last night, my husband was really, really hard on me..."
The scars were too hurtful. Plus, the ugly girl in front of me was nakedly describing what happened last night...
Haixing'er's face became increasingly colder and her mood became increasingly depressed.
Suddenly, a hand reached out and grabbed my arm.
With a "click" sound, the sleeves were torn into pieces.
I let out an "Ah!" and stood up.
Sure enough, the toad's blood has disappeared... Apart from many purple "kiss" marks on the white arm, the bright red spot that symbolizes "chastity" has disappeared.
I sneered in my heart, you want to test your virginity, right? I will make you give up completely.
So he cried out "Ah!" and pretended to be frightened, "My Lord, so you like to peek into other people's boudoirs?"
After saying this, he glanced at the bed, as if there was some unspeakable secret there.
really.
Haixing'er walked quickly to the bed and suddenly pulled open the quilt.
A touch of bright red came into view.
Last night, last night, this ugly woman was actually with him, with him...
Hai Xing'er only felt that her eyes went dark and her feet felt a little weak.
The maidservant hurriedly supported her.
"Your Majesty, a girl likes this." I covered my mouth and chuckled.
The maid glared at me.
Thinking about this woman, she used poison to disfigure me last time, so I must make her vomit blood today...
"Have you heard, Your Majesty? Girls, in certain aspects, cannot be too suppressed."
"If you suppress it for too long, not only will your endocrine system be disrupted, but you will also end up with infertility."
I am being 'alarmist' in all seriousness.
"However, in this world, there is only one man like the God of War."
"Tell me, how did a woman like me get such an outstanding man?"
I chuckled.
"Since you know you've become his woman, why are you still talking so vulgarly?" Hai Xing'er was very angry.
"Vulgar? But last night, he kept telling me that I was the most beautiful woman in the world and that he liked my looks because they allowed him to put his mind at ease while fighting outside."
Outside the house, Xiye's mouth twitched.
This woman is really bold and thick-skinned.
Last night, I had a private affair with myself, and I dared to describe it like this...
(End of this chapter)
