Chapter 148: Use a monkey rubber band to hit your glass
Wu Xianyu returned to the boys' dormitory and heard a lot of noise inside as if more than two people were talking at the door.
".Come on, come on, let's gank a wave in the middle lane. Junfei, don't leave, give me some control. Xingze, don't think about that wild monster you're forcing. Come to the middle lane, quickly, quickly."
Pushing open the door, Wu Xianyu put the midnight snack in his hand on the table, looked at several people, and lingered on the last person for a while.
"Oh, everyone is busy. You guys go play first. The midnight snacks are on the table. Feel free to take whatever you want."
Stimulated by the food, the three of them quickly ended the fight, but judging from the situation, they should have lost. However, the three of them didn't care much. Even Hu Shuo, who had the strongest desire to win, didn't have any negative emotions. He happily picked up a beef patty and took a bite. He also helped Wu Xianyu introduce the last roommate.
"Xianyu, this is the last person in our dormitory, his name is Liu Xingze, Liu as in willow tree, and he is from Guangdong."
Hearing this familiar place, Wu Xianyu raised his eyebrows and stretched out his hand to Liu Xingze.
"Thunder Monkey, handsome boy"
"Oh! Your Cantonese is quite standard."
Liu Xingze was a little excited and held Wu Xianyu's hands with both hands. Wu Xianyu quickly covered them with his other hand.
"It's just so-so. I learned a little bit from listening to Cantonese songs. I can't have a long conversation with you."
Wu Xianyu switched back to Mandarin and took back his hand, but Liu Xingze was still very excited.
"Nothing, you don't know, I'm studying far away from home, I'm very happy to have someone who can speak Cantonese, especially my roommate, wow, I must tell my dad about this"
"Don't be so excited, come and eat something. If you are not used to the northern food, you can eat some fruit. It's four years, we can get along slowly."
Wu Xianyu picked up a box of fruit from the table and handed it to Liu Xingze. At this time, Shu Junfei, who was eating a burrito, spoke.
"Hey Xianyu, your talent for languages is incredible. Can you learn Cantonese just by listening to songs?"
Wu Xianyu also took a small cake from the midnight snack and ate it, looking at Shu Junfei
"You all studied liberal arts, and you all studied English. You must have good language skills, let alone me. Are you planning to take another language course?"
"I plan to take Russian as an elective. We often run into Russians when we travel north, and I plan to have dealings with them in the future."
After eating two beef patties, Hu Shuo wiped his mouth, stood up and seemed to be preparing to wash up.
"I am not going to take language courses anymore. I am going to teach myself computer science. My dad said that the Internet will be the place to make money in the future."
Liu Xingze said it frankly, even a little nonchalant, but Wu Xianyu couldn't help but look at him a few more times. His father had a good vision.
"Fuck, why are you guys working so hard? Didn't they say college is easy? What are you guys planning to do? It makes me feel uneasy even when I want to slack off."
Shu Junfei quickly finished the burrito in his hand, clapped his hands, and picked up his toiletries.
"I'm going to wash up. Do you want to play King of Glory together later?"
"Then let's play. There's nothing else to do anyway."
Wu Xianyu nodded, looked at the remaining midnight snack, and shared it with Liu Xingze.
"Let's solve this problem, it's not good to waste it."
"Okay, I don't know if I can get used to it."
Liu Xingze didn't hesitate, took a bite of the beef patty, and nodded slightly.
"It's OK, I can accept it. It seems that the food from your northern part is quite strong in taste."
“That’s still good.”
Wu Xianyu finished the burrito in a few bites, opened a bottle of drink and took a few sips.
"I like spicy food, but I don't think you can handle it."
Liu Xingze leaned back and shook his head
"I can't do that. The most I can handle is the spiciness of braised beef noodles."
The dormitory was quiet for a while. Wu Xianyu was a little slow to react. Was Liu Xingze talking about spicy beef noodles just now?
Looking at Liu Xingze again, Wu Xianyu asked again
"You just wanted to say spicy beef noodles, right?"
"no no no"
Liu Xingze shook his head quickly
“It’s just braised beef noodles, it’s so spicy I can’t eat it”
“.Is there such a big difference in taste between the north and the south?”
Wu Xianyu didn't know what expression to make. When he saw similar jokes before, he thought they were exaggerated, but now that he had experienced it personally, he realized that they were actually true.
At this time, Hu Shuo and Shu Junfei came back after washing up. Seeing Wu Xianyu's indescribable expression, they asked what happened.
Wu Xianyu turned to look at them, with a complicated tone
"Xingze said he couldn't even stand the spiciness of the braised beef noodles."
"Wait a minute, don't move, let me touch it, it's braised beef noodles, right? Not spicy?"
Hu Shuo stretched out his hand to stop others from speaking, then sat on the bed with his eyes closed for a while to react.
“No, braised ones are not spicy.”
“How is that possible? It’s just spicy.”
"Wow, this is really good, could it be that the taste of instant noodles in different places is slightly different?"
Shu Junfei tried hard to analyze the possibilities. He didn't want to accept that the braised beef noodles were spicy.
"Forget it, let's just leave it at that. Our country is so big, some differences are normal. We're going to play games, right? My game has been updated. What position do you play?"
Wu Xianyu stopped discussing this, as it would take an entire night to sort out this kind of issue.
"I played top lane, Junfei played mid lane, and Xingze played jungle, but he used to play marksman, and he was filling in the last game."
"Then I'll play in the jungle, come on, let's fight"
The game attracted everyone's attention. They no longer worried about whether the braised beef noodles were spicy or not. After winning several games in a row, Hu Shuo looked at Wu Xianyu with amazement in his tone.
"Your inscriptions haven't been fully upgraded yet, how do you manage to win every time?"
"Oh, it's just so-so, just for fun. The main thing is that this Master Q has the same skills as the Weapon Master, so it's very easy to use."
Wu Xianyu was controlling the Old Master Q, who had not yet been reworked, and was playing with ease.
They didn't play for too long. Before ten o'clock, everyone climbed into bed. Wu Xianyu, who was on the lower bunk, took the initiative to turn off the lights in the dormitory. Soon, the dormitory fell into silence, with only the sound of a few people breathing in their sleep.
The next morning, Wu Xianyu returned to the dormitory after washing up. Seeing the other three still lying in bed with no intention of getting up, he casually asked:
"You don't have breakfast?"
"I don't really want to get up, Salted Fish Hotpot, can you bring me some breakfast, anything is fine"
Liu Xingze has already figured out a way to get along with his roommates. He has already called Wu Xianyu brother, and it is estimated that he will soon call him godfather. Nodding, Wu Xianyu agreed to Liu Xingze's request and looked at the other two.
"What about you guys? Can I take you wherever I want?"
Seeing the two of them nodding listlessly, Wu Xianyu walked out of the dormitory and came to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory, waiting for Lin Miaomiao to come down.
Looking at her vibrating phone, Lin Miaomiao quickly tied her short hair into two small buns and turned to look at her two roommates who had not yet gotten up.
"Aren't you going to eat together?"
"No, no, I didn't sleep well last night, so I don't miss it much. We can just go eat by ourselves later."
"It's good to have a partner. There's hope every day and I get up so early." Deng Jiachen yawned, smacked his lips, and watched Lin Miaomiao's back disappear.
Lin Miaomiao jumped in front of Wu Xianyu, stopped, and shook her two little tufts.
“What’s different about me today?”
"Even cuter and prettier?"
Wu Xianyu pretended not to see it and walked towards the cafeteria. Lin Miaomiao followed him. She was not very satisfied with Wu Xianyu's answer, but she couldn't say she didn't like it. She shook her head in confusion and hugged Wu Xianyu's arm.
"No, this answer is wrong, but it still counts. Please answer again."
"Hahaha, you have two little pigtails today, just like when you started high school, that was also the first time we met."
The witticisms were enough. Wu Xianyu put his arm around Lin Miaomiao's shoulders and reached out to touch one of her little tufts of hair.
"Wow, you still remember something that happened so long ago. I had completely forgotten about it."
"I will never forget anything about you"
"Oh, you're making me want to cry."
Lin Miaomiao's big eyes were shining, and there seemed to be real water rolling in them. Wu Xianyu bent down and kissed her forehead, then hugged her and continued walking.
"Why are you crying? We are together, right? Why don't we go to the graduate student dormitory first, feed Yuwan and Laotie some snacks, and change the cat litter or something?"
Lin Miaomiao looked at the graduate student dormitory which was not far away, nodded, and walked towards that direction excitedly.
Lin Miaomiao swiped the door open and jumped into the room, saying
"Fishball~ buddy~ mom is here to see you guys"
Lao Tie turned around in front of the automatic water dispenser, licked the water stains on the corner of his mouth, and continued to drink water with his head down.
Lin Miaomiao squatted in front of Yuwan's nest, looked at Yuwan who was sleeping soundly, poked it with her finger, and said to Wu Xianyu speechlessly:
"Who said cats are alert when they sleep? Is this what you call alert?"
"I think it's better to just kick Yuwan out of the cat family. I've never seen such a lazy cat. He's even lazier than you."
Wu Xianyu stood aside, relaxed his body, and prepared to go to the playground to practice exercises after delivering meals to several people in the dormitory.
"Wow, you, the laziest person, are calling me lazy. That's really the opposite of what Tian Gang said."
Lin Miaomiao glanced at Wu Xianyu, stuck out her tongue, and pulled out a few cat strips and canned food from the cabinet beside her. Hearing the sound of the packaging being torn open, Yuwan quickly opened his eyes, stood up, came to Lin Miaomiao, and started meowing.
"Just look at how enthusiastically you eat. It would be unforgivable if you weren't like me."
"This is called not being active in eating, which means there is something wrong with your thinking. This shows that Yuwan is a cat with no mental problems."
Touching Yuwan's head, Lin Miaomiao squeezed the cat noodles in her hand. Wu Xianyu squatted beside Lin Miaomiao, feeding cat noodles to Laotie. He also opened the can and stretched his head to eat the cat noodles in Lin Miaomiao's hand, but was slapped back by Laotie.
Lin Miaomiao couldn't help laughing and nudged Wu Xianyu with her arm.
"Laotie and Yuwan are a pair of fools and unhappy people. It's a classic combination, but it's really fun."
"My friend, that's called being aloof. He has his own style. He definitely can't be like Yuwan, behaving like a spoiled brat and asking for food."
"Oh, yes, feed him. He shouldn't be fed canned fish balls today. He has extra food every day now. I feel like he will get fat like a ball sooner or later."
Lin Miaomiao reached out and touched Yuwan's belly, which was already a little bloated, and frowned. Wu Xianyu touched Laotie's back, but he was not that worried.
"It's okay, Yuwan has a good brother who will help him lose weight, right, my friend?"
"Meow."
After taking the time to answer his owner, Lao Tie finished his snacks, licked his fur, and suddenly launched an attack, pouncing on Yuwan who was about to lie down to rest after eating his snacks. Yuwan was startled, jumped onto the window, and crawled out through the gap in the security window. A few seconds later, Lao Tie followed him out.
Wu Xianyu shrugged.
"Okay, now Yuwan has something to do, let's go eat too."
"Let's go, luckily I don't need to lose weight"
The two went to the cafeteria and tried some breakfast items they had never had before. Wu Xianyu packed some Cantonese-style morning tea and returned to the dormitory.
While they were eating, Wu Xianyu looked at the school's freshman handbook and spoke to everyone.
"Before we start the military training, why don't we get the internet cable or something installed first?"
"Yes! I must get a fast internet connection. I haven't played games for a long time. Now I can finally play them properly. I've brought my gaming laptop with me. How about this? I'll go ask about the application process later. You just pay the money and we'll split the costs."
"Okay, that's it."
"agree"
"A question"
"Okay, I'll go after I finish my meal."
After saying that, Hu Shuo quickened his eating pace, and his movements seemed to show impatience.
Wu Xianyu remembered that he and Lin Miaomiao had not bought a computer yet. He decided to buy one after the military training. As for whether to buy an office laptop or a gaming laptop, there was no need to consider it. A gaming laptop could do everything an office laptop could do, but the opposite was different. Of course, the price would also be different.
At this time, the last girl in Lin Miaomiao's dormitory finally arrived. She opened the door and found that the three of them were playing with their phones together. Chang Shengyan greeted the three of them.
"Hey, everyone has arrived. I'm the last one here."
"It's good that you're not late. Come in quickly and have breakfast. I have some snacks here."
Lin Miaomiao was very excited that everyone in her dormitory had arrived. She was about to take out her snacks when Chang Shengyan hurriedly stopped her.
"Oh, I just came here after breakfast, no need to bother you, thank you so much"
The four people in the dormitory helped Chang Shengyan make the bed and soon became familiar with each other. When it was lunch time, Lin Miaomiao and Wu Xianyu ate together. Wu Xianyu ate chicken leg rice, while Lin Miaomiao ate spicy hot pot. Lin Miaomiao had sweat on her forehead and a strange expression on her face.
"This spicy hot pot is not very spicy, but it is so numbing. Oh my god, I can't even feel my tongue."
"Malatang, spicy is normal, do you have any plans for today?"
"Yes, Juzi is on the next flight, let's go pick her up and visit Beijing Film Academy."
"Yeah, sure. I wonder if I can meet a celebrity."
"Hmm? You still want to meet a celebrity?"
Lin Miaomiao's eyebrows immediately stood up, and Wu Xianyu spoke slowly.
"I actually want to meet that teacher Wang Jinsong, the one who plays the mentally ill guy, and use a rubber band to hit your glass. Hehehe, I laugh every time I see it."
"Huh? What TV plot is this? Why haven't I seen it?"
Seeing that Lin Miaomiao had never seen this wonderful clip, Wu Xianyu became more excited.
"Come on, come on, search for Feng Gong and Wang Jinsong on Bilibili, and you should find them."
Not long after, Lin Miaomiao couldn't help laughing while looking at her phone, but because she was in the cafeteria, she tried hard to suppress her laughter.
"Huff, huff, haha, so funny, cough, cough, cough"
I was choked by the spicy hot pot.
The content after graduation is actually written in the outline, but it is not coherent and the time span is too long. I plan to put it in the extra chapter.
(End of this chapter)
