“Hahahahahaha!!”
“Old Deng, you…hahahahahaha!”
After learning from the clone that the reason Jiraiya left Myoboku Mountain was to confess to Tsuna, Naruto’s original body ran over and laughed at Old Deng.
Naruto looked at Jiraiya with yellow hair and laughed wildly, holding his stomach.
There was no way…..
He really didn’t expect that someone would dye his hair yellow before confessing.
Just kidding.
His yellow hair is a natural skill, how can you get a bonus just by dyeing it yellow?
“Shut up, traitor!”
Jiraiya clenched his fist and punched Naruto in the head.
But Naruto would never give Old Deng a chance, and raised his right hand to dissolve his attack.
“You traitor!”
“You dare to fight back!”
Jiraiya regretted it in his heart. He should have known not to tell this kid when he left.
Now Naruto has to follow him and keep laughing at him!
He was just going to confess… not to die!
“And…”
“You won’t succeed if you confess like this.”
“Look at the clothes you’re wearing.”
Naruto tried to change the subject while trying to hold back his laughter.
“What’s wrong with my clothes?”
Jiraiya scratched his head and looked at what he was wearing.
He had been doing this for all these years, and he was still popular with girls when he went to a sex shop.
“Old Deng! You should at least dress decently!”
Naruto rolled his eyes, he was really fed up with this guy’s aesthetics.
Then he threw out a set of red Wangzai spirit tights.
After all, you dyed your hair yellow, otherwise it would be unreasonable not to wear this suit, right?
“Naruto…”
“Are you sure this suit can be considered decent?”
Jiraiya looked at the man holding the spirit suit, his expression was very unnatural.
He always felt that Naruto was fooling him.
This suit didn’t look ugly, it just looked very strange.
“Teacher Jiraiya, believe me.”
Naruto’s expression was serious. In order to enhance his credibility, he even took out an extra set of clothes and said that he would change into them too.
“Okay.”
Jiraiya nodded, thinking that maybe he couldn’t keep up with the aesthetics of young people, so he picked up the spirited young man’s suit and ran to the corner to change.
A few minutes later, the yellow-haired spirited old man Jiraiya appeared in front of Naruto wearing loafers.
The red tights showed off the old man’s figure, and the tight pants made Jiraiya’s crotch rip from time to time.
But overall, it was very spirited.
But Naruto always felt that the philosophical flavor was a bit choking…….
Jiraiya’s face instantly sank when he saw Naruto who had not changed his clothes.
“Traitor!”
“You said you would accompany your master!!”
“If you don’t change today, your master will never let you go!!”
Jiraiya felt more and more that Naruto was pitting him, and now that this kid didn’t change his clothes, he was even more nervous.
If the confession fails…
It’s all this kid’s fault!
In the end, under the coercion of Jiraiya, Naruto changed into the spirit suit.
Fortunately, Hinata and Sasuke were not in Konoha, otherwise he would never change into this thing.
The two yellow-haired people, one big and one small, walked on the streets of Konoha, attracting the attention of the villagers of Konoha. If Naruto hadn’t glared at them, it is estimated that this group of people would continue to look.
“This is for you.”
In order to increase the chances of Lao Deng’s confession, he also took out a bouquet of roses and handed it to Jiraiya.
“Naruto…”
“Let’s just forget it.”
“I think it’s good now.”
Jiraiya took the flowers, glanced at the Hokage Building, and suddenly felt like giving up.
The cowardly remarks of the yellow-haired Lao Deng made Naruto angry on the spot, and he pointed at Jiraiya’s nose and scolded him.
“What do you mean by forget it!!”
“Old Deng, look at your cowardly look!”
“Aren’t you a hero!?”
“Show me your courage to go to a brothel!”
No wonder you haven’t been able to catch up with her for so long.
With Old Deng’s look…
He deserves to be single for life!
“No… no way.”
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Fifty-year-old Deng was like a 17 or 18-year-old boy at the moment, unable to muster the courage to confess to his beloved.
Jiraiya turned around and walked back, his eyes full of evasion.
But Naruto would never forget it, he grabbed his arm on the spot, yelling and pulling.
“Fuck!”
“Old Deng, don’t force me to scold you!”
“We’re already downstairs!”
“You’re telling me you’re done now?”
“Come on! Follow me in!”
Jiraiya was very nervous, his face full of sweat, and his mind kept recalling the scenes of being rejected by Tsunade for so many years.
But seeing that this kid hadAfter being dragged to the gate by himself, Jiraiya began to use his master’s status to pressure Naruto.
“Traitor! Let go!”
“I… I’ll come tomorrow.”
“Forget it today… I’m not ready yet.”
“What’s not ready!”
“You’re already over fifty!”
“Do you have to be brave enough to confess before you die!”
Naruto looked at Lao Deng and felt so disappointed.
In the original work, the closest time Jiraiya came to success was when he made a bet with Tsunade before going to the Akatsuki organization.
From this, it can be seen that Lao Deng went there with the determination to die.
But this time Naruto hoped that Lao Deng would have a good ending.
The noise at the gate quickly attracted Tsunade’s attention. She walked down the stairs with a sour face and looked at the master and apprentice coldly.
“What are you doing!?”
“This is the Hokage Building!”
“Not a vegetable market!”
As Tsunade’s voice sounded, the master and apprentice immediately shut their mouths.
Jiraiya quickly hid the flowers behind his back, his eyes were erratic, and he didn’t dare to look at Tsunade at all.
Naruto poked Lao Deng with his hand, signaling him to speak quickly.
Tsunade walked downstairs and saw the master and apprentice dressed in yellow hair and red tights. Her eyes darkened and her blood pressure rose.
What are these two masters and apprentices going to do again! ?
She saw Jiraiya in a tights, and his face was full of disgust and resistance.
And the yellow hair made Tsunade almost unable to help but hit Jiraiya twice.
But Tsunade’s expression made Jiraiya more determined to leave this place.
“Sorry… Sorry…”
“We leave now.”
Jiraiya smiled awkwardly, grabbed Naruto and wanted to walk out the door, but he didn’t expect that the boy followed like a calf, no matter how hard he tried, the boy didn’t move at all as if he was growing in the ground.
“Aunt.”
“My master wants to talk to you about something important!”
Naruto didn’t care how much Old Deng wanted to run away, and now he was putting him on the spot. Now he wanted to see how Old Deng ran away.
Jiraiya wanted to argue, but Naruto pushed him in front of Tsunade, and he slipped out of the gate to observe secretly.
“Tsunade, I suddenly have something urgent…”
“Hahahaha.”
“I’ll go back first.”
Jiraiya was flustered, his hands and feet were very unnatural, and he accidentally let Tsunade see the bouquet behind him.
“Stop!”
“What are you going to say?”
Tsunade’s face eased a lot when she saw the roses. She folded her arms and stared at Jiraiya with dyed yellow hair.
At this moment, in addition to Naruto, there were many ninjas outside the gate.
Even Shikamaru, Neji, Tenten and others came to watch.
No matter how stupid everyone is, they can see that Jiraiya, holding the flowers, is going to confess to Lady Tsunade…
Jiraiya glanced at the crowds gathering around him, sweat dripping from his forehead, and he turned his head to the side and said in a panic.
“Tsunade…”
“It’s really…it’s okay.”
“I’ll go first!”
Jiraiya closed his eyes, turned around and walked towards the door.
Tsunade’s face immediately darkened when she heard this, she grabbed the guy’s collar and said lightly.
“Wait.”
“Leave the flowers.”
“Oh…oh…ok.”
After hearing that it was okay, Jiraiya felt relieved, stuffed the rose into Tsunade’s arms, and fled.
The crowd booed outside the door, and they were all dissatisfied with this ending.
“What are you all doing standing at the door!?”
“You want to get beaten?”
Tsunade’s face turned serious, and everyone fled the scene in a panic. After all, if the Fifth Hokage said he would beat someone up, he would really do it.
But she stood there, looking at the flowers in her hand in a daze. After a long while, she raised her head and looked at the direction where Jiraiya had just left and muttered.
“Coward.”
