Chapter 148: Get drunk and then rest
"By the way, why did you suddenly come into the room? What's the meaning? Are you up to something bad again?"
Looking at Mei Xishuang walking out of the room, Lu Xuan's eyes showed suspicion again.
The two have been together for so many years, and there are occasional quarrels and frictions.
One time, when I was taking a shower, I just pulled the bath towel wrapped around that boy.
He was severely retaliated against.
The next day, after drinking, his body was covered with turtles of various shapes and sizes.
There are several positive characters written on the buttocks.
Others didn’t know what this meant, but Mei Xishuang and he both understood.
What kind of insult is contained in it?
From then on, whenever Lu Xuan took a bath with Mei Xishuang, she never touched his bath towel.
"Who would want to make you miserable for no reason? Stop persecuting your delusional self!
You were the one who started it every time. I was just taking reasonable revenge."
Mei Xishuang rolled her eyes at him, then walked to Lu Xuan and picked up the white feather coat she had taken off.
I walked outside, hung it on a bamboo pole, and dried it in the warm sunshine.
"Hey, that time we took a bath together a few years ago, was it also my fault?
Can you blame me for being so thin-skinned as a grown man? "
Hearing this, Lu Xuan put his hands on his hips and raised his eyebrows, feeling very unhappy. Even now, when he recalled the situation at that time.
He still didn't think he had done anything wrong.
The reason why I apologized to the other party before was just because I didn’t want to destroy the relationship between the two parties.
In his opinion, it was normal for two grown men to be naked.
While taking a bath, the boy covered his chest with one hand and said nothing.
The lower body was wrapped tightly in a white bath towel.
There was absolutely no intention of being honest with myself.
In a fit of anger, I just wanted to tear it off.
As a result, the kid acted like he was under stress. Not only did he protect him tightly, but his eyes seemed to want to eat him alive.
Seeing this, he could only let go of his hand in disappointment and apologize, but the boy still refused to let him go.
After getting drunk that night, he gave him a good beating.
When I woke up the next day, not only was my body covered in bruises, but I also had back pain, especially in the lower body, and my legs were weak.
I don’t know what kind of wine he drank, but it was so strong that it almost killed him.
Even if he used his magic power, it would take a long time to recover.
"I'm naturally thin-skinned, unlike you, who are so thick-skinned at the corner of the wall and yet so complacent!"
Mei Xishuang was hanging clothes outside while refuting Lu Xuan.
"Then why are you taking a shower with me? I really don't understand you."
Lu Xuan walked out of the house and complained somewhat unhappily.
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? What's going on with your clothes?
Why is there a clear mark of a ball in the crotch area?"
Under the sunlight, Mei Xishuang discovered Lu Xuan's feather clothes.
There were still some sticky spots that hadn't been cleaned.
So he summoned a stream of water at his fingertips and gently passed through it.
Clean it thoroughly.
"Hey, don't worry about it. I also need some privacy."
After hearing this, Lu Xuan hurriedly walked to her side and stood in front of her clothes in a panic.
"Hmph, kid, what are you hiding again?" Mei Xishuang smelled something wrong. She always felt that Lu Xuan came here to find her.
Most likely just to change clothes.
"Can you please stop talking about conspiracy theories all day? I just suddenly missed you and came to see you.
Because the sword-flying technique I recently learned is not easy to control, I accidentally flew a little too fast on the way.
When he landed, he dived into the water and got soaked like a drowned rat.
Lu Xuan deliberately made his words sound a little corny so that Mei Xishuang would no longer focus on the clothes.
"Oh, you missed me?"
Hearing this, Mei Xishuang sneered.
If it were in the past, she might have believed it, but now, bah!
"In the past few months, he hasn't come to see me for a long time, and every time he comes, he must have something to ask for.
With your character of never coming to the temple for no reason, it can't be that simple!"
Ever since Xia Ningyan got into trouble, Lu Xuan has devoted all his attention to her.
Every time I come to see her, it’s all about money, without considering my own feelings at all.
How did she feel about raising money to support her love rival?
This twisted and complicated feeling is enough to drive a person crazy.
"Don't make our relationship sound so utilitarian. I really miss you this time and I just came here to get together.
I haven't touched alcohol for a while, so I have the time today.
My master and her best friend were taking a walk in the mountains. Once they started talking, they couldn't stop for a while.
I just wanted to come over as soon as possible to have a drink and some meat with you."
As he spoke, Lu Xuan put his arm around Mei Xishuang's shoulders and smiled with a wink.
"Really? I have some wine and some food to go with it."
After hearing what Lu Xuan said, Mei Xishuang was finally attracted and no longer worried about the clothes.
If the two of them could get drunk together, then she wouldn't have to worry about anything else.
What matters at that time is the present.
"I have some dried meat from spirit animals, and it will be enough if I catch a few rabbits nearby.
The main thing is to have enough wine. If you drink well, you won’t feel heavy about anything you eat! ”
Lu Xuan's cheek was pressed tightly against Mei Xishuang, and his hand around her shoulders shook gently.
To be honest, he hadn't thought about this before coming.
I just wanted to wash the clothes quickly to avoid being discovered by my master and causing any more trouble.
I can take advantage of this time to have a good drink with my brothers. I just figured it out while talking.
"Okay, stop clinging to me. You didn't bring anything good, but you just want to drink my wine.
If I hadn't seen you thinking of bringing some gifts last time, I would have just given you two bottles of Shaodao liquor to fool you this time!"
As she spoke, Mei Xishuang shrugged her shoulders stiffly and pushed away Lu Xuan who was hugging her.
Then he walked to the pavilion nearby and placed two jars of wine heavily on the table.
“Speaking of you, boy, although you look like a sissy.
But you are very domineering when you drink. I have never seen you act crazy when drunk.
Every time I was unconscious, you took care of me. It's really weird!"
Lu Xuan and Mei Xishuang sat down opposite each other. He took out a few plates of dried meat and rice crackers and placed them on the table.
There were no wine glasses prepared, so the two of them always drank from the jar.
"Oh, I'm not like someone who only knows how to please others with his mouth.
He always acts like an elder, but in reality he is very childish both on the outside and on the inside. "
After saying that, Mei Xishuang glanced at Lu Xuan's lower shirt, her eyes full of contempt.
Deliberately aroused his desire to win.
"Okay, okay, let's see today who can drink more!"
(End of this chapter)
