She took a wrong step to avoid Lu Bamo Alu's pounce, then lightly hooked her heel and tripped over the high heels that her childhood sweetheart had worn specifically to pretend to be a successful person.
Amid Lu Bamo A'lu's screams and Si Wang's surprised look back, Lu Bamo A'lu hit Si Wang's kidneys.
What followed was Si Wang's muffled groan and Lu Bamo Alu's desperate apologies.
Asahi Mutsuki nodded with satisfaction.
Chapter 116 Commission
"Wuwuwuwu... Teacher, can you say something? Teacher, are you okay? "
Lu Bamo A Lu showed a panic expression, and touched Si Wang's body with her two little hands, and almost reached under his clothes to check the situation.
"If Hoshino Kotori and Hina Sorasaki find out, they won't kill me... wuwuwuwu..."
"...That's fine, Hoshino-san."
Si Wang narrowed his eyes and looked at the girl who seemed to be taking the opportunity to wipe the dust on her clothes from her hands when she was moving things, "What does this have to do with Hina-san?"
"Ah?" Lu Bamo Alu was stunned for a moment, and said in confusion, "Weren't you sitting on a pile of ruins drinking tea and chatting with Hina? I also saw General Chai."
"Ohhh~ I'm also interested in this Mutsuki-chan~"
With his hands behind his back, Qian Huang Mu Yue came forward with great interest, looking up at Si Wang with shining eyes, "Teacher, can you tell me in detail?"
"No~ok~"
Si Wang imitated the tone of Qian Huang Mu Yue and dragged out his voice. He pressed the girl's face and pushed her away mercilessly. Then he turned his head and looked up and down at Lu Bamo A Lu. He couldn't help asking, "Student A Lu, I remember you are nearsighted, right? Is it cured now?"
"Also, you don't seem to be as scared of Hinata-san's Discipline Committee as you appear to be. How could you even think of looking around when someone was shoving a gun at your throat?"
"Hahahaha! The Discipline Committee is nothing but a bunch of losers. They are not worthy of being taken seriously by Master Alu!"
Hearing Si Wang's question, Lu Bamo Alu immediately became proud. She put her hands on her hips and laughed triumphantly. But when she saw Si Wang wanted to ask something, she quickly added in a very low voice, "Of course, only when Hina is on a business trip."
Si Wang asked curiously, "So confident?"
"Yes!" Lu Bamo Alu unconsciously raised his chin a little, "I am so confident!"
"Is this true?"
“That’s true!”
"you swear?"
"I swear!"
"That's great!" Si Wang clapped his hands and said with emotion, "I just happened to have a troublesome commission here, but I couldn't find the right person. I was worried about it, but I didn't expect that I would fall asleep and hit the pillow. I wonder if classmate Alu is interested?"
"what?"
Lu Bamo Alu subconsciously took a step back and swallowed nervously, "Teacher, you don't really want us to attack the [Discipline Committee]?!"
"..."
"..."
Not only Si Wang, but even Asagi Mutsuki and Onikata Kayoko who were listening silently on the side were left speechless by their president's shocking remarks, and they all looked at her with helpless eyes.
I didn’t even dare to go back to Gehenna… but now I really dare to say it…
"...Lu-san, sometimes I really admire your overly jumpy imagination. It always gives me a fatal blow from an unexpected corner."
After a while, Si Wang slowly spoke, "Whether from the perspective of profit or strength, neither [Xia Lai] nor Abydos seems to have any reason to attack the [Discipline Committee], right?"
"Huh, then..."
Just when Lu Bamo Alu hadn't breathed a sigh of relief yet, Si Wang added, "But it doesn't matter."
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Lu Bamo Alu widened his eyes and patted his chest quickly.
"teacher."
Kayoko Onikata, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke up, "It's the Caesar Group, right?"
"Wow, as expected of Kayoko-san, you're amazing~"
Si Wang snapped his fingers and smiled at the girl who was taciturn but always to the point when she spoke, "Yes, it's Caesar Group."
"Caesar Group?" Asahi Mutsuki tilted his head. "Hasn't the teacher already thwarted the conspiracy of the Caesar Group and seized evidence of their collusion with the black market? Under such circumstances, do they really dare to continue to mess around in Abydos?"
“You may not understand it very well.”
Si Wang shook his head and explained patiently, "In fact, the Caesar Group hired you and the Steel Helmets to attack the children of the [Countermeasures Committee] not as a goal, but as a means. Their real goal is to seize the jurisdiction of the entire Abydos, so they will probably not give up until this goal is achieved."
"Of course~"
Si Wang spread his hands and shrugged, "In fact, I don't really want to offend a large enterprise like Caesar Group that spans multiple fields. After all, there is no way to kill them with one blow. On the contrary, it is more likely that they will seize the opportunity to crush them to death. But they can't let Abydos go. As a result, I am forced to not let them go now. It sounds very troublesome, right?"
After digesting the information brought by Si Wang for a while, Guifang Jiayizi asked, "Even if you use your authority [Xia Lai]?"
"Kayoko-san, you are Gehenna's student. You should have understood this very simple truth a long time ago."
Si Wang raised his index finger and thumb, and made a "shooting" gesture in front of Guifang Jiayizi, "The weapon of criticism is no match for the criticism of the weapon."
After a moment of silence, Onikata Kayoko nodded, "I understand."
She looked up at Si Wang and continued, "The reason you want to hire us is partly to protect Abydos, and partly... because we have offended Caesar Company, and you want us to help solve the problem of Caesar Company... right?"
"Although it's mainly due to your strong strength, what you said... does account for a large part."
Si Wang nodded without comment. Since the girl had already guessed it, he would not pretend to fool her. "After all, it was because of me that you offended Caesar Company. I can't just ignore it and ignore it."
"So you came here to protect the cute waiter-chan and Mutsuki-chan?"
Asagi Mutsuki touched his chin thoughtfully, then suddenly raised his head and showed a brilliant smile to Lu Bamo Alu, "Alu-chan, I think the teacher's business is worth doing!"
"Ahem, of course you can do it."
Lu Bamo Alu pretended to clear her throat. She suppressed the urge to cheer and raised her chin in a reserved manner. "Teacher, we at [Convenience House 68] are experts in helping people solve any problem. The hiring fee is very high. Do you have enough money in your pocket?"
"President, I have something I must remind you of."
Before Si Wang could say anything, Guifang Jiayizi raised her hand to interrupt Lu Bamo Alu's speech. She said very calmly, "We may have been experts in solving problems, but after three failures and paying all our remaining savings to General Chai, now we only have the bullets left in the magazine."
"..."
Lu Bamo Alu's proud expression froze on her raised little face.
Chapter 117: Lu Bamo Alu: The teacher’s commission, get da☆ze!
"Besides, President."
Kayoko Onikata pretended not to notice her president's increasingly pale face and continued, "According to your principle of not collecting commission deposits, even if the teacher has money, it does not mean that we can get the money immediately."
The girl calmly issued the death sentence for [Convenience House 68], "I'm afraid that when we use up the last bullet in the magazine, we will have to smash the head of the Caesar Group robot with the butt of the gun."
"..."
At this point, Lu Bamo Alu had turned completely gray and was frozen in place, unable to utter a word. His expression was not much different from the plastic bag in his right hand.
Although bullets are about the same price as milk tea in Kivotos, they are still too luxurious for Convenience House 68 where four people need to share a bowl of noodles.
"Don't worry, Kayoko-chan~"
Asahi Mutsuki used a bamboo stick to pick out a pink meatball from the plastic bag held by Lu Bamo Alu and threw it into his mouth, narrowing his eyes happily, "The teacher must have already taken care of this kind of trivial matter before coming to us, right?"
The girl swallowed the meatball in her mouth, smacked her lips as if savoring the taste, and gave Si Wang an eight-tooth smile, "I'm right, teacher~"
"You're right, classmate Mutsuki."
Si Wang imitated Qianhuang Muyue's delicate tone and made a sickening sound at the strained end of his throat. When he saw the girl shuddered from his choking, he nodded in satisfaction.
He turned around and said to Onikata Kayoko, who was looking at him with a complicated look, "Don't worry about the supply issue. I have already asked someone to take charge of this matter."
As if he suddenly thought of something crucial, Si Wang paused and added, "Of course, in addition to the conventional ammunition supplies, there may be some unconventional weapons. I hope you can use them smoothly."
"Unconventional weapons?"
Onikata Kayoko frowned, "Can't you tell us what the weapon is now? Even if time is tight and we can't use it, we can still look up relevant information in advance and prepare."
"Uh...it's not that I didn't want to tell you what it was in advance?"
Si Wang spread his hands, expressing his helplessness, "But I myself don't know what it is now."
"..."
Kayoko Onikata choked.
She suddenly felt that the image of Si Wang that she had built up in her heart, that he was mature, reliable, and acted after careful consideration, suddenly collapsed, and she got a glimpse of the real situation hidden underneath.
Guifang Jiayezi raised her head, took off the glasses that had been wearing filters since the Abydos raid, and looked at Si Wang carefully without any preference.
The more she looked, the more she felt...
Whether it was Si Wang's smiling eyes, his upturned mouth, or the vague, incomprehensible expression on his face...
The more I look at her, the more she looks like Mutsuki!
Though more obscure, more mysterious, and less aggressive than Mutsuki.
But it’s definitely the same expression.
The girl turned her head to look at Lu Bamo Alu, who was clearly at the center of the crowd but whose presence was so weak that she seemed to be outside the event. She still bit her lip, held her head high, and forced a disdainful expression on her face. Her eyes lingered thoughtfully on the faces of Si Wang and Qianhuang Muyue, who were one tall and one short.
You two...
Are they tacitly trying to make fun of Alu?
Mutsuki is fine, but what’s wrong with you, teacher?
Is he still holding a grudge against Alu for causing trouble for Abydos even at his own expense?
Could it be that... I am being a little too cautious?
Si Wang didn't realize that his little trick had allowed Guifang Jiayezi to guess his background almost exactly. He still maintained a decent smile towards Lu Bamo Alu.
"Well, classmate Alu, this is the situation." Si Wang patted Lu Bamo Alu's shoulder and called back the girl's consciousness, "Then do you want to take on this commission that doesn't make much money and is very troublesome?"
"Uh, ah, of course I'll go on!"
Lu Bamo Alu shuddered and suddenly came to her senses. After a brief panic, she immediately adjusted her expression and showed an ambiguous smile.
"After completing the commission from your former employer, you turned around and ruthlessly abandoned him?" Lu Bamo A Lu Ren deliberately squeezed out a few exaggerated three-stage laughs from his nose, "Hehehe, you are worthy of being my senior on the road of lawless wild men. You also do things in the style of lawless wild men!"
"...President, I hope you can consider it based on the actual situation, rather than those inexplicable things."
Kayoko Onikata closed her eyes and raised her hand to rub her swollen temples.
Although whether it was the standpoint of [Convenience House 68] or her personal feelings, she was not opposed to taking on Si Wang's commission, which was obviously not profitable at first glance and was obviously inclined to help Abidos solve the future troubles.
Or rather, I'm happy to.
But she still hoped that her president's reasons for accepting would be a little more normal, instead of always those weird reasons that made her blood pressure soar and made her feel confused. After all...
"If you continue like this, it is foreseeable that even if the teacher helps us pay a one-month deposit in advance, we will most likely need to look for a cheaper firm in advance next month or the month after next."
"No, no, no... Don't say that, Section Chief Kayoko. The reason for being a law-abiding lunatic is very legitimate. It's not weird at all!"
Feeling the sudden financial pressure on his shoulders, Lu Bamo Alu was afraid that Guifang Jiayozi would use the three-combo Bian Que tactics of [No hope, wait for death, goodbye] to leave him to fend for himself, so he hurriedly explained.
"Section Chief Kayoko, think about it carefully. The guy we are going to deal with next is the Caesar Group, the one that spans military industry and commerce and has representatives in almost every black market! As long as we can complete the teacher's commission brilliantly this time, who in the entire Kivotos black market will not know the famous name of our [Convenience House 68]? By then, letters of commission, consultation calls, etc. will come in like snowflakes!"
As if thinking of the wonderful scene at that time, Lu Bamo Alu put his hands on his hips and couldn't help laughing.
"Boss, you only have five bullets left in your magazine?"
Kayoko Onikata mercilessly poured a bucket of cold water on him, instantly extinguishing Lu Bamo Alu's delusion.
"Oooh..." Lu Bamo Alu couldn't help but let out a mournful cry as if he was hit by a hammer head-on. He asked cautiously, "So... to protect Mr. Chai's delicious ramen?"
Kayoko Onikata was about to say something when the bowl of ramen that was almost as high as her head suddenly appeared in her mind and she was stunned.
This reason seems to be...
Pretty good?
"Then teacher..." Seeing that his companions had reached an agreement, Asahi Mutsuki smiled and extended his hand, "Please give me more guidance in the future."
Si Wang glanced at the girl's dirty palm that she obviously showed him on purpose, stretched out his hand and rubbed it hard on the muddy truck tire beside him, then grabbed the girl's hand before she tried to retract it.
"Please give me your advice."
