Chapter 347: Kill Them with Salt
The delegation's lunch was not surprising, it was still pancakes.
Mei Cheng'an asked Wang Qinian to bring a small bamboo chair and various sauces. He found a shady place, sat down and started to enjoy.
Sweet Potato picked up some firewood from the woods, started a fire in an open space not far away, and planned to cook some wild vegetable and mushroom soup.
The wild vegetables and mushrooms were all freshly picked from the woods. There wasn't much in quantity, but it was enough for making soup. Mei Cheng'an had checked them and agreed that they were all edible.
Because of some unspeakable little fantasy, Mei Chengan gave up the green onions and changed the sauce from egg sauce to the chili sauce he brought from home.
Spread the red chili sauce evenly on the hot pancakes, roll them up with some pickles brought from the inn, take a bite, and your mouth will be filled with fragrance. Hmm~ chew chew chew~
While they were chewing, Fan Xian and Teng Zijing smelled the chili sauce and came over with their stools, followed closely by Gundam.
Mei Cheng'an took a look and immediately turned his head to remind Wang Qinian beside him in a low voice.
"Don't wipe it off yet, the bandits are coming, put the lid back on first!"
Wang Qinian was stunned for a moment, glanced at Fan Xian and the others, hurriedly put down the pancake, closed the lid of the chili sauce and hid it behind him.
Fan Xian said with a smile.
"Don't hide it, Lao Wang. I saw it all."
As he said this, he sniffed it hard, with a look of enjoyment on his face.
"Hmm~ That's the smell, the smell of red chili oil, so fragrant, so fragrant that I'm drooling."
As he spoke, he came up to them, put down his stool and sat down. Teng Zijing and Gaoda sat next to him, one on his left and one on his right.
Mei Cheng'an calmly picked up a pancake and covered the pancake that Wang Qinian had half smeared with chili sauce on it, and said lightly.
"You smelled it wrong. There is no red chili pepper here."
Staring at them warily, grunting, chewing, chewing, chewing~
Fan Xian glanced at him and laughed.
"You're just trying to hide something, but it only makes it more obvious, you know that? It's no use. We have three noses and six eyes, we can smell and see it all!"
Gundam nodded.
"It smells really good, and the scent is very overbearing, going straight into my nose, making me want to taste it."
Fan Xian waved his hand.
"look!"
Mei Chengan rolled his eyes and said nothing. Chew, chew, chew.
Teng Zijing smiled and looked directly at Wang Qinian.
"Don't hide it, Lao Wang. You've seen it all. What else is there to hide? Take it out and let us have a taste. It tastes so good."
"Forehead…"
Wang Qinian looked at his young master.
Mei Cheng'an hesitated for a moment, but remained unmoved.
It’s not that he is stingy, it’s just that he only brought a few bottles of chili sauce this time and he will be on the road for a long time.
If there are three girls, just share. Girls don’t eat much and are reserved, so they eat in moderation.
But the three men opposite him had big appetites and were very ruthless in their attacks, which made him a little scared.
I'm afraid that once he gives in, these bandits will be able to chew up the chili sauce, not to mention the can.
and so.
Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard chants sutras.
Grunt, chew, chew~
Seeing that his fellow villager still seemed to be turning a deaf ear to him, the smile on Fan Xian's face slowly disappeared, replaced by silence.
"If you're not my friend, then just pretend you didn't hear me, right?"
Can't hear, chew chew chew ~
Fan Xian didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"It's just a bottle of chili sauce, don't be so stingy. Besides, you're not a stingy person."
What do you mean by "just"? If you don't like me, don't come and ask for me (rolling eyes).
Chew chew chew
"No, that's boring."
Grunt, chew, chew~
Fan Xian laughed angrily.
"Okay, okay, you're planning to force us to give up by pretending to be deaf and dumb, right? I'm telling you, no way!"
Teng Zijing turned his head and looked at him.
"It's not a good idea to just rob it."
"..."
Mei Cheng'an's pupils dilated and he even forgot to chew the food in his mouth.
Good fellow, it seems like dissuasion, but it is actually a reminder, right?
No, just put it there...who are you trying to scare?
stare!
"..."
Fan Xian looked at Teng Zijing speechlessly, "Which ear did you hear when I said I wanted to rob you? We are all scholars, how disrespectful of our manners!"
Robbing? Even if we put all of us together, we might not be able to defeat him alone!
bad idea.
Fan Xian waved his hand and was about to say something when Gundam spoke again.
"It's indeed inappropriate! It would be very rude to snatch it."
"..."
Fan Xian was speechless for the second time. Is this a question of politeness or not?
Mei Chengan looked at Gundam with admiration, and then...
Chew chew chew
Fan Xian rolled his eyes at Gaoda and was about to wave his hand again, but he put it down halfway. What the hell, just say it directly.
"I'll give you one last chance. Hand over the chili sauce! I hope you won't be so ungrateful and stop forcing us... Please!"
Teng Zijing: "..." Not my buddy...
Gundam: “…” I’m a real man who can bend and stretch!
Mei Chengan chuckled and held back his laughter!
Look sideways, chew chew chew ~
Being ignored again, Fan Xian became angry and embarrassed.
"Okay, okay, okay, you can do it. If I don't get mad, you will think I'm a Doraemon. I will definitely fight with you today!"
As he said this, he adjusted his sitting position and stared at his fellow villager with a fierce look.
"I'm telling you straight, we won't be able to leave today without some red oil! Are you pretending to be deaf and dumb and ignoring us?
Okay, we'll sit here and watch you eat, to see how long you can keep pretending, and to see who of us can't hold on first!"
Teng Zijing: "?" What kind of trick is this? It's better to rob it!
Hiss~ Gundam stroked his chin thoughtfully, could this trick of yours truly be the legendary…hawk-watching? Wow, yours truly is so talented!
"..."
Mei Cheng'an was speechless. How could someone be so shameless?
After thinking about it, he sneered and said, "Just wait and see. Anyway, I have food in my hands and I am not worried. If you want me to change my mind, you're dreaming!"
……
In the distance, Si Lili, who had just returned from the toilet, saw the strange scene over there and subconsciously stopped and pointed.
"What's going on over there?"
The bluebird and green ant on her left and right heard the sound and looked in the direction he pointed, and they were also confused by what they saw.
I saw four big men holding the cakes in their hands but not eating them. Instead, they sat on small stools in a circle and... watched their young master eating the cakes?
What's so good about this? Well... the young master is good-looking, but we girls should watch it. What is there for a grown man to watch?
It's just... inexplicable.
Bluebird scratched his head.
"Could it be that... the young master is talking to them?" Green Ant shook his head.
"Master, apart from biting the cake, he didn't even open his mouth."
The bluebird was confused.
"So what are they doing?"
"Emm...I don't understand."
Si Lili burst out laughing, her smile blooming like a flower.
This picture is so weird and interesting.
……
Chew chew chew
Stare, stare, stare, stare.
Chew, huh? Oh, Wang Qinian is watching too, chew~
Stare, stare, stare, stare.
Grunt, chew, chew~
Gulp~ Gulp~ Gulp~ Gulp~ It tastes so good!
? Swallow your saliva a little quieter, you're disturbing me, chew chew chew ~
Stare, stare, stare, stare.
Hum…I can’t eat anymore. I’ve finished eating. What should I do? I’m not full.
Stare, stare, stare, stare.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Mei Chengan couldn't help but glance at the cakes on the small tray, gulp~ I want to eat...
Just as he was about to look away, Mei Chengan suddenly realized something and his face froze. He felt a pang in his heart. Oh no, something bad is going to happen!
Stare, stare, stare, stare.
Fan Xian, who noticed this, immediately put his hands on his waist and laughed out loud.
“Wahahahahahahahahaha…”
Gundam chuckled and covered his mouth to laugh.
Teng Zijing also laughed.
Wang Qinian looked resentful, Master, I'm hungry~
"..."
Mei Chengan glared at him with a dark face. With the enemy at hand, could he not be a bit more capable? Couldn't he wait until the people left before eating?
Gurgle, gurgle~ Wang Qinian's stomach growled at the right time and his look became even more resentful. Listen, young master, I'm really hungry and can't stand it anymore.
"..."
After laughing wildly, Fan Xian crossed his arms and smiled.
"One cake is not enough."
"..."
"Would you like another one?"
"..."
"Tsk, look at you, if you want to eat, just eat it, no one is stopping you, right? Old Wang, you are so short-sighted, hurry up and take out the sauce and spread it on another pancake for your young master. Also, spread it on mine as well, what are you looking at me for? Everyone who sees it gets a share."
As he spoke, Fan Xian threw the cake onto the tray and then crossed his arms.
Teng Zijing followed closely behind, stood up, put down the cake and returned to his seat.
“And this one of mine.”
Gundam was unwilling to lag behind others and followed suit.
"I want one too, hehe, thank you, Brother Wang."
Wang Qinian: “…”
Mei Chengan: “…”
Wang Qinian looked at his young master again and spoke this time.
"or…"
Mei Cheng'an's expression kept changing, but he finally nodded helplessly. Although he was reluctant, there was nothing he could do.
It seemed that he really would not leave unless he agreed to these shameless people's request. Besides, he really was not full, and Lao Wang...
Okay, just agree to it. It’s better to let Wang Qinian wipe it than to let them do it themselves. After thinking about it, he still gave a reminder.
"Apply a little less to them, don't apply too much."
Wang Qinian's eyes suddenly lit up and he immediately became energetic.
"Okay! Master, just wait and see!"
Fan Xian, Teng Zi, Jing Gaoda were speechless for a moment, then cheered in unison, and began to high-five each other, overjoyed.
"Wuhu~"
"Oh yeah~"
"Hehehe~"
The hawk-watching tactic was a great success!
Mei Chengan was confused.
Damn these bandits, robbers, shameless! They use such shameless tricks and still have the nerve to cheer, disgusting, disgusting!
……
Seeing that the deadlock here was over, Sweet Potato, who had already cooked the soup, finally filled a bowl of soup and served it to his young master.
"Master, drink the soup."
Mei Cheng'an hummed, reached out to take it, glanced at it and was about to take a sip to see how it tasted when Fan Xian suddenly asked casually.
"What kind of soup?"
Sweet potato didn’t think much about it.
"It's just ordinary wild vegetable and mushroom soup."
Fan Xian said "oh".
"Please give me a bowl too, Sweet Potato Sister, thank you."
Teng Zijing raised his hand.
"If possible, I would like to try it too."
Gundam followed suit.
"I haven't had it for a long time. Can I have a bowl too?"
"Forehead…"
Sweet potato looked at his young master.
"..."
Mei Chengan rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"Serve them some more salt, it will make them salty to death!"
Sweet potato covered his mouth and smiled.
"it is good!"
"..."X3
……
(End of this chapter)
