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Chapter 422: #422 - Lord of Hell, the Chaos Green Lotus in my hometown has bloomed

The dagger only pierced Chen Xuanzang's chest, missing his heart.

Guanyin Bodhisattva cast a stasis spell in time, finally saving his miserable life.

Guanyin Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief, taking a long while to recover, then flew into a rage and cursed,

"Ah, ah, ah! What hatred, what grievance! I, Guanyin Bodhisattva, save the suffering and rescue the distressed, revered by all. You come in and throw dung at me, then try to commit suicide. Chen Xuanzang, are you crazy?!"

The more Guanyin Bodhisattva cursed, the more aggrieved she felt, almost bursting into tears!

What a sin, this life is unbearable!

Guanyin Bodhisattva waved her hand, taking Chen Xuanzang to the Western Heaven.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not know that her actions were all seen by the Enforcers of the Three Realms.

Chu Hao was still finishing the last cup of wine at the banquet.

Suddenly, an Enforcer ran over with a strange expression and reported:

"Reporting, Boss, that Guanyin Bodhisattva really went to rob the prison!"

"That Chen Xuanzang seemed very resistant. He started by giving Guanyin Bodhisattva a… dung-throwing, then attempted suicide on the spot, but failed."

"Pfft!!!"

Chu Hao spat out the last mouthful of wine, even some coming out of his nose.

Almost as if one person responded, a thousand Enforcers spat out their food together, creating a rain in the mortal realm.

Everyone almost doubted their ears. What the hell did I just hear?

"So fierce!" Chu Hao sighed, looking up at the sky with a face full of emotion.

What the heck? Is the Tang Monk this tough now? Where did he learn to throw dung?

Good heavens, I'm just saying!

If Tang Monk is this fierce in the future, which demon would dare to want him?

Dirty, too dirty. Alas, how did a virtuous monk become like this?

But thinking about how Chen Xuanzang even resorted to suicide, Chu Hao felt that the Western Heaven must be having a headache right now.

The Enforcer who reported also endured for a long time, we have received professional training… Pfft, hahaha…

The Enforcer thumped the ground for a long time before finally standing up, twitching as he said:

"Um… Boss, they're robbing the prison, should we go… do something about it?"

Chu Hao rolled his eyes,

"Give it a rest, why are you always thinking about fighting? Can't you be a little more civilized!"

"Always fighting and killing, this greatly affects the order of the Three Realms, okay? Don't be so violent in your thinking, comrade, alright?"

"Go back, I have my own arrangements for this matter."

The Enforcer glanced at Chu Hao with a grievance.

It seems that the expedition to Ksitigarbha was also proposed by you…

Chu Hao thought that the plot was so exciting now, it needed to ferment a little more.

A long line is needed to catch a big fish.

At this moment, the banquet was also coming to an end, and Chu Hao waved his hand, leaving on the spot.

Because the system just told Chu Hao.

[Lord Prison God, the Chaos Green Lotus in your hometown has bloomed.]

What are we waiting for?

The Chaos Green Lotus is Chu Hao's most awesome treasure, without a doubt.

Even Chu Hao's God-Slaying Spear was transformed from the roots of the Chaos Green Lotus.

Even a lotus seed that fell from the mature Chaos Green Lotus would be a supreme magic weapon that would shake the four directions, like the Merit Golden Lotus.

Chu Hao was overjoyed. He originally thought that the Chaos Green Lotus wouldn't move for several Yuanhui, but he didn't expect it to be so fast!

Also, go home and see my wife…

Hehe, I haven't seen my wife for two days.

On the way back, Chu Hao saw Taibai Jinxing waving to Chu Hao furtively beside him,

"Lord Prison God, are you free?"

Chu Hao waved his hand, "Talk about it when I'm at work."

Taibai Jinxing retreated dejectedly, and slapped himself lightly,

Not learning a lesson, daring to stop the Prison God off duty?

Although Chu Hao throws banquets at work, he is a good Prison God.

Chu Hao returned to the Xingdou Palace, rubbed his hands, and pushed open the door of the Xingdou Palace.

He saw Fairy Nishang sitting under a tree, gazing at the starry sky. Beside Fairy Nishang, there were twinkling lights, like a poetic painting.

Chu Hao couldn't help but be stunned.

Who is so lucky to have such a beautiful Fairy Chang'e?

Oh, it's me!

Ehehe hehe! Thank you!

Chu Hao quietly went over and wrapped his arms around Fairy Nishang's slender waist.

Fairy Nishang's body trembled slightly, but quickly recovered.

Fairy Nishang gently turned around and burrowed into Chu Hao's arms.

A thousand words turned into a kiss.

Their hearts were already close together.

This time, Chu Hao's expedition to Ksitigarbha would have been a burial outside the underworld if not for Fairy Nishang's reminder.

With the strength of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the Enforcers of the Three Realms would just be delivering food.

Fairy Nishang's reminder allowed Chu Hao to regain his sanity and carefully plan.

"Good wife…" Chu Hao rubbed Fairy Nishang's face, his hand involuntarily sliding down…

Damn it, why doesn't this hand listen to me?

Fairy Nishang gave Chu Hao a charming look, "Can you be serious?"

Chu Hao grinned, no longer entangled, holding Fairy Nishang, under the tree in the courtyard.

The two snuggled together, gazing at the starry sky, silent all night.

In fact, in terms of appearance alone, although Fairy Nishang is tall, she is still easily defeated by quantity.

Just like Chu Hao's journey to the Styx this time, what seventy-two princesses plus Heavenly Consort set meal… this condition is definitely irresistible for men.

But Chu Hao didn't have any intention.

On the contrary, every time he sees Fairy Nishang, Chu Hao feels a throbbing in his heart, and the little deer crazily bumps around in his heart.

This fairy may really be the one destined.

Maybe, I really covet her body, coveting it to the depths of my soul.

Chu Hao hugged Fairy Nishang, sleeping under the starlight, under the firefly tree.

It wasn't until the next morning.

That Chu Hao lazily went to see the Chaos Green Lotus.

If he hadn't looked, it wouldn't have mattered, but one look gave him a fright.

"What the heck! The Chaos Green Lotus has… has… has lotus seeds?! Unmarried pregnancy?!"

At this moment, in the Chaos Space, a lotus seed was actually formed on the Chaos Green Lotus in the seedling state.

This made Chu Hao extremely frantic.

Who did it?!

The seedling Green Lotus is actually pregnant before marriage!

Wouldn't it be a laughing stock if it spread out!

Could it be that I did something indecent to the Chaos Green Lotus when I was dreaming?!

Chu Hao went crazy for a long time, but he couldn't figure out the reason, and finally chose to accept this cruel reality.

"Give birth, I'll raise it."

Chu Hao said to the Chaos Green Lotus seedling.

This lotus seed has only just formed and has not yet matured.

But no matter what, this lotus seed is also a life, and Chu Hao couldn't bear to let this lotus seed disappear.

[Congratulations to the host, the Chaos Green Lotus seedling has produced the first lotus seed]

[From now on, the Chaos Green Lotus will no longer produce Chaos Qi]

"Ah?!"

"How can that be! Are you bullying an honest person!"

Chu Hao was furious and slammed the table!

A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated!

[Switched to producing Merit Divine Water, one portion of Merit Divine Water has ten thousand merits]

"Forget it, suffering losses is a blessing."

Chu Hao sat down again.

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