Normally, the perception of the Underworld is a terrifying impression of ghostly aura and blood covering the sun!
It should be a gloomy, blood-colored world, filled with the wailing of ghosts and the sounds of mournful cries.
Ferocious Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced guardians stand in this eerie purgatory, with endless bones floating and swirling in the River of Forgetfulness, eventually swallowing the living souls.
There are also the most classic and famous Yellow Springs Road, the Bridge of Helplessness, the Gates of Hell, and the eighteen levels of Hell: the Hanging Sinews Hell, the Hidden Wrong Hell, the Fire Pit Hell, the Fengdu Hell, the Tongue-Pulling Hell, the Grinding Hell, the Mortar Hell, the Chariot Crushing Hell... and so on, all kinds of internet-famous check-in spots.
This is what the Underworld should be!
This is what the Underworld should be, making people terrified!
But the Underworld in front of them now almost made the Treasure Maiden and the three great bodhisattvas' eyes and chins drop!
The ferocious and terrifying Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced guardians were all wearing masks, covering their terrifying faces, but revealing their muscles.
The originally ferocious and terrifying Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced guardians instantly turned into campy Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced guardians, adding a touch of anxiety to the solemn Underworld.
And those long-tongued, split-mouthed female ghosts have now retracted their tongues and no longer split their mouths.
They are all wearing sexy and gentle clothes, from blue and white short-skirted sailor uniforms to pink nurse uniforms to pencil-skirted secretary uniforms...
At a glance, wow, all the female ghosts coming and going are wearing sexy clothes and have lithe bodies. How can anyone resist this?!
All kinds of styles, a hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend!
Even the ordinary wronged souls and vengeful ghosts are showing off their many talents!
Two long-tongued vengeful ghosts get together and pull out their tongues to use as erhus;
The beheaded ghost next to them is using his head to knock on the peeling ghost's drum;
There are also several waist-cut ghosts who are good at tenor and soprano, because of their exposed lungs, their high notes seem to be more penetrating.
Groups of vengeful ghosts have turned into street performers by the Yellow Springs Road.
What songs are they singing?
"Chicken, you are so beautiful!"
"Big Bowl Thick Noodle!"
There is also a group of elderly female ghosts collectively dancing square dances next to them!
"The vast horizon is my love, flowers are blooming at the foot of the continuous green mountains!
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful!"
"Little Apple", "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend", "The Most Dazzling Little Apple", "Hot Girl"
Whatever you want, they have it!
The more outrageous, the better!
Anyway, they all follow the things that Chu Hao gave them.
What's even more excessive is that even the Yellow Springs Road, which should have been filled with blood and eerie baleful aura, has been cleaned spotlessly!
Some places where the blood color could not be washed away were directly dyed pink and dotted with some bright flowers.
Oh, wow, that guy, it's just heaven on earth!
Walking on the Yellow Springs Road, you can feel:
The sunshine and vitality of the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced guardians; the graceful figures of the various female ghosts; the performances of the wronged souls and vengeful ghosts; the square dances of the elderly female ghosts;
And the verdant green of the grass on the ground; the fragrance of fruits and vegetables by the roadside; the graceful dance of butterflies; the faint diligence of bees...
This is the Underworld that is displayed in front of everyone. There is nothing most outrageous, only more outrageous!
Seeing this, the Tang Emperor's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly,
"Oh, yo, there are even clothes that highlight the figure so much. As expected of the Underworld, it's beyond what ordinary people can imagine!"
"Also, what kind of dance is this? It seems to have an impulse that makes people feel blood surging and want to join in."
"Tsk tsk tsk, why does this song sound so awkward? Is there something in their mouths?"
Aba Aba, it wasn't like this when I went just now!
I've lived here for so long, how could I not know?
Damn it, who the hell did this? Are the Ten Kings of Hell crazy? Are the Five Ghost Emperors crazy? Or is the Fengdu Emperor finally crazy?
The Underworld in front of them has completely subverted their understanding of this world.
The Treasure Maiden was stunned in place for a while, not knowing what to do.
At this moment, the three great bodhisattvas hidden in the dark, their eyes were filled with astonishment, and their minds were blank, completely not knowing what to do.
They can't out-crazy them at all. Should they join them?
But now is not the time for them to jump out, otherwise the Tang Emperor will only become suspicious... Although in the current situation, the three great bodhisattvas don't think there is anything more outrageous.
The Treasure Maiden and the three great bodhisattvas transmitted their voices secretly,
The Treasure Maiden said anxiously: "It doesn't make sense. It was fine when I went out just now. How did it become like this after turning around?! What should we do now?"
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva had a strange expression, "Should we capture the Ten Kings of Hell to rectify them?"
The Treasure Maiden twitched the corners of her mouth, "Forget it. Ever since the Prison God made a scene in my Ksitigarbha's forces last time, the Asura clan took the opportunity to attack, causing us to completely lose control of the Underworld.
I can come out to welcome you entirely by forcing my way in. If we make a bigger fuss, it will only be thankless. Besides... this is probably a prepared move."
Manjushri Bodhisattva: "Then... what should we do? Avalokitesvara, what did the Buddha say?"
Avalokitesvara: "Buddha oh Buddha, Zhi Wuzu, Buddha."
Manjushri Bodhisattva: "???"
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva: "???"
Treasure Maiden: "???"
You're not right! Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva!
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said helplessly, "My Buddha has already turned off the divine vision. I can't communicate with the Buddha at all now."
The four of them showed despair.
It's over.
At the critical moment, the Buddha went offline!?
Then what should we do next?
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is still tough, and said directly:
"Keep going, there will always be a level that can scare him! Besides, we still have the Tribulation of Rebirth! We must make the Tang Emperor convert to my Buddha!"
The Treasure Maiden restrained her mind and came back to look at the Tang Emperor.
But she found that the Tang Emperor was curiously strolling around like a curious baby.
The Tang Emperor was also greatly eye-opening at this moment.
The Underworld in imagination: ghostly aura, soaring baleful aura, roaring against the wind, wailing vengeful ghosts.
The Underworld in reality: cheerful male ghosts, enchanting female ghosts, beautiful scenery, and lingering.
The Tang Emperor originally planned to use the endless yang energy of his Soul-Solidifying Pill to shock all evils.
Now it seems...
The female ghosts are so cute, how can I hurt them?
And the Tang Emperor strolled for a long time, feeling more peculiar products, and his face was even more strange. He touched his beard and pondered for a long time before saying:
"So, this is the Underworld. It has a unique flavor."
Just when the Treasure Maiden felt completely at a loss.
Then she saw the late Lord Li Yuan, the late brother Jiancheng, and the deceased younger brother Yuanji next to the street, ferocious and terrifying, rushing up to claim his life.
The Treasure Maiden was so moved that she was about to cry. This scene was the same as planned, and it was finally going to get on the right track!
However, the next second made the Treasure Maiden directly collapse!
