Hexi:......
Chapter 100: Domestic violence scene, weird stuff
When Angel Youlan returned to the cabin, there was no one there.
She was so angry that she wanted to call Cangyu's dark dimension and scold that bastard.
But after thinking about it, I decided to forget it.
"Fuck, why don't you just keep insisting?"
You have persisted for several days and nights, do you still care about this short half day?
super seminary
Cangyu and Qilin were strolling here hand in hand.
Qilin felt so sweet at this moment.
Cangyu pulled her, and Cangyu's Xiao Mi pulled her Xiao Yu. This was simply a win without any effort.
"Once our configurations are upgraded, it will be even more powerful."
"Yeah, I know. Xiaoyu told me everything."
"Damn, he's such a big mouth. I don't know where he went crazy."
"Don't say that about Xiaoyu, she's very well behaved."
"Oh? No, I'm your man."
"Puchi, chuckle, you're jealous of even a virtual little guy?"
This is not a question of whether it is virtual or not, this is a matter of principle.
Cangyu took Qilin and found a lawn to sit down.
"Let me tell you a story. There was a pair of good friends, Xiaomei and Xiaolan."
"Xiaomei met a man, and the two quickly fell in love. They bought a wedding house and are about to hold their wedding."
"But on the night before Xiaomei and her boyfriend were going to get married, Xiaomei's best friend wanted to hold a bachelorette party for Xiaomei before the wedding."
"But Xiaomei's boyfriend wouldn't let her go, which made Xiaomei very uncomfortable, but in the end she didn't go."
"But the next day, the two learned that Xiaolan and other friends still held a party and got drunk."
"Just then, five or six black people came to the bar and took Xiao Lan and the others away. Then the news of Xiao Lan's sudden death came."
Qilin:? ? ?
Black person?
Five or six?
Sudden death?
Qilin frowned slightly and looked at Cangyu in confusion, not knowing what he meant by saying these things.
"After Xiaomei's boyfriend heard about this, he felt lucky that he didn't let his girlfriend go there."
"I thought my girlfriend would be grateful to him, but a year later, the man was dumbfounded."
"Xiaomei gave birth to a son, but he was all black, a little black man."
"But Xiaomei held the little black baby in her arms, looked at her husband with disdain, and told him an explosive story."
"It turns out that Xiaomei has always hated her man because of the death of her best friend, Xiaolan."
"So, Xiaomei found those black people and sent herself up there. There were five or six of them."
"For a whole year, she has been taking revenge on her man in this way."
"Indeed, after she saw her man's angry expression, Xiaomei smiled, and her smile became even happier."
Qilin: ??? Is this considered revenge?
Is it revenge on your man, or revenge on yourself?
Or should we provide welfare to those black people?
I really don't understand what women like this are thinking.
"The man started drinking heavily and was afraid to go home all day and all night. He didn't dare to see Xiao Hei, but he couldn't bear to beat and scold Xiao Mei."
"He was in a daze, but suddenly he woke up."
"Since Xiaomei regards her best friend as more important than him and has done such a thing, why should I keep holding on to her?"
"Xiaomei, it's no longer in his shape, so why do you insist on doing that?"
"So the man sold the house he had bought before marriage and left the city."
"Xiaomei was dumbfounded, especially when she was kicked out of the room by the person who bought the house and she was holding Xiaohei in her arms. She was dumbfounded."
"Yes, she did take revenge on her man, but wasn't she just asking for it?"
"What lesson did you learn from this story?"
Qilin:? ? ?
What did she taste?
Well, that's a bit much.
However, one thing is that she will not become like Xiaomei.
She will only be in the shape of Cang Yu.
"Are you telling me not to cheat?"
"Uh, huh? No, I'm telling you to put me before Xiaoyu."
"..."
[Master, he is slandering me. Woohoo, Xiaoyu is so well behaved that she won't hold a bachelor party for you.]
Qilin: Pfft, cough cough cough...
There is another one, eavesdropping in secret?
Damn, they are all weird.
"Huh, huh, go to hell~"
Qilin instantly stretched out a jade hand, pressed Cangyu's head, and directly imprisoned the latter on the lawn.
She swung her pink fist, leaving an afterimage, and punched Cangyu's butt.
Who will be eliminated?
In this life, Qilin, even if she dies, even in the dead universe, she will never let another man touch her.
Especially black people, how scary are black people?
"Fuck, hurry up, there's a fight over there, you guys, go and pull them apart."
As soon as the Xiongbinglian came back from training, they saw Qilin beating Cangyu.
Reina waved her hand and everyone ran over.
"Stop, all of you. If you dare to touch me, I'll kill you."
Ge Xiaolun four losers: ???
"Chirp, chirp, help!"
"It's domestic violence. I won't live anymore."
Ge Xiaolun and the other three stood aside, looking at the fairy-like Qilin, and shuddered all over.
Fairies, do you also hit people?
Still, so fierce.
In the end, Qilin was pulled up from Cangyu by Lena and several other women.
He got up and kicked Cangyu a few times.
Damn, this bastard is so infuriating.
I cheated on her, but she didn't say anything. If I don't punish her for a day, she'll start to feel proud.
"Fuck, man, you're not dead, are you?"
Ge Xiaolun squatted on the ground and poked Cangyu, and Zhao Xin plucked a piece of grass and poked Cangyu's nostrils.
"Hey, stop it~"
"Not dead, just dispersed."
The angry Qilin was taken away by Qiangwei and Rui Mengmeng.
Reina looked at the people who were leaving, and then looked at Cangyu who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead.
After thinking about it, I just sat down next to him.
"By the way, how did you offend her?"
"How could I know? I just told her a story, and then I was beaten."
"Story? What story? Tell me about it."
Reina wants to hear a story?
This instantly aroused Cangyu's interest, and he turned over and sat up.
"It is said that before the creation of heaven and earth, chaos was raging. After countless years, a woman was born in the chaos."
"When the woman opened her eyes and saw that she was the only living being, she felt a little lonely, so she created a partner for herself."
"From then on, she lived a shameless life."
Lena:? ? ?
"Gone?"
"Gone."
"What does this mean?"
Reina was speechless. What kind of story was this?
It makes no sense, why would Qilin be angry?
"It doesn't make any sense. If you have to say something interesting, it's that women have been lustful since the beginning of time, when the world was in chaos."
"So, from a macroscopic perspective, any woman who breathes is lustful."
Lena:......
"Go to hell~"
砰
Ah ~
Reina stretched out her leg and kicked Cangyu out.
She stood up, brushed the dust off her buttocks, and turned away.
It's really a god-like weird thing.
Deserve to be beaten.
Chapter 101 Qilin's Mentality
Cangyu looked up at the sky, and a curve appeared at the corner of his mouth.
A goddess is a creature that cannot be licked by others. She must be provoked when appropriate.
For example, a goddess like Reina has many guys who want to lick her.
Only by finding a new way can you be remembered by others.
