Chapter 300: What will happen if a yandere sees her boyfriend cheating on her with her bestie?
"No way, no way, Teacher Wu, you are not planning to betray your best friend, are you?" Li Cheng looked at the Furious Mother Goddess suspiciously, and pushed her into the corner little by little."You, you, what are you talking about? It's obviously you...it's you..."
"What's wrong with me?"
"You are talking nonsense..."
"What weird things did I say?" Li Cheng was puzzled. "I just said that I wanted to seek excitement and use your flame to stew some food. What kind of weird things are these? On the contrary, why did you unbutton your buttons, Teacher Wu?"
"I..." The Furious Mother Goddess was suddenly speechless.
"No way." Li Cheng looked her up and down: "Teacher Wu, you are not going to seduce me while Liv is asleep, are you? Tsk tsk tsk tsk, is this the deep sisterly love you have?"
"..." The Furious Mother Goddess swallowed and was left speechless.
The juicy buttocks began to soften.
There was no way. Although she was still in the stage of hesitation, she did have such a crooked idea.
"Haha, I said Teacher Wu..."
At this moment, Li Cheng suddenly stepped forward, stirring the pot above her head with a spoon to ensure that the stew was heated evenly, while looking at her jokingly:
"If you don't care about the relationship between you and Liv, I can reluctantly sacrifice my looks."
"After all, Liv and I are teacher and student, so it's reasonable for me to help her bestie solve her physical and psychological problems."
"Don't worry, you don't have to take responsibility."
You're even sacrificing your looks! The angry mother goddess' eyes trembled as she shouted in her heart.
It's obviously me who has to sacrifice my looks!
Also, what the hell do you mean by "I don't have to be responsible"?
It's obviously you who are responsible for me!
It's against Tiangang, right?
Also, please take the blame away from me, Chaos!
The furious mother goddess gnashed her teeth in hatred.
The look in her eyes when she looked at Li Cheng was also filled with anger.
What a bastard! I didn't expect this guy to seduce me in front of Liv and say such lewd words...
I really want to castrate him...
But to be fair, now is indeed a very good time. As long as I nod my head, I can immediately go on a ride in the name of pursuing excitement.
During the riding process, just use magic to wake up Liv and let her witness this scene.
In that case, Liv would lose all hope and awaken immediately!
Although this would make Liv hate him for the rest of her life, it would be worth it as long as he could save her.
"Huh..." If that's the case, the Furious Mother Goddess took a deep breath.
She raised her head and looked at Li Cheng, ready to agree to this man's proposal of spending one night with him.
It was at this moment that she saw the sunny smile on Li Cheng's face.
That smile is so warm.
Let her feel like spring breeze.
Click!
A bolt of lightning flashed across the back of the angry mother goddess's head.
Wait, something's wrong!
Li Cheng's current performance is so different from before!
You know, the Furious Mother Goddess has been secretly observing Li Cheng and Liv since they met.
It can be said to be the biggest invisible light bulb, which can make the whole story between the two people visible!
During these three days, Li Cheng protected Liv at all costs. In order to protect her, he fought a decisive battle with the dean and was seriously injured. He even exposed himself as an enemy of the will of the abyss!
With all these things, it is no exaggeration to say that this is the deepest love in the abyss.
The Furious Mother Goddess was so envious and even a little jealous that she wondered why she was not the heroine of the story.
But now, this most affectionate person in the abyss actually wants to seduce me?
Let yourself and him carry out the excitement to the end?
Something is wrong. Nine out of one hundred percent, something is wrong.
The eyes of the furious mother goddess suddenly became sharp.
There must be something wrong when things are abnormal. When all the impossibilities are eliminated, no matter how incredible the remaining things are, they are the true answers!
You can’t go wrong!
This is a test!
"Haha." She suddenly laughed.
I thought this man was a bad boy, a bastard among scumbags, a scum among bastards, and a born among scum. Apart from his good looks, strong strength, attractive figure, sexy voice, young age and rich, he has no good qualities at all.
But I didn't expect that Dong Xi was still deceiving me!
That's right, the clever and furious mother goddess has seen through everything. Li Cheng must have noticed her plan to snatch Liv's boyfriend, so she took the opportunity to test her feelings for Liv.
This also pushed himself to the edge of the cliff.
If at this moment, I agreed to this night of sincerity.
Then Li Cheng would definitely frown, slap himself and fly away, then sneer and say: "Oh, you bold monster, I have already seen that you are not human!"
"You are obviously my Liv's best friend, and you dare to seduce her man. You are shameless and despicable!"
"My Liv doesn't need a jerk girlfriend like you!"
Then, he would definitely raise his hand, grab a handful, and refine it in an instant!
By then, not only would he be unable to save Liv, he would even lose his own life.
The horrifying scene flashed through her mind, and the Furious Mother Goddess shuddered unconsciously.
The look he gave Li Cheng was filled with fear.
Fortunately, I saw through this adult's plan in advance, otherwise, I would be dead now!
On the other side, Li Cheng also looked at the angry mother goddess with a wicked smile.
As a veteran in the love field, he had already seen that the Furious Mother Goddess was moved.
There's nothing that can be done about it. The power of Slaanesh's Chosen One + the power of the vampires, plus his great talent, which woman wouldn't be confused?
I didn't expect to get what I wanted so soon. Tsk tsk tsk, this angry mother goddess is probably the kind of old driver who naturally likes a bitch.
Yes, Li Cheng knows quite a few such veteran drivers in real life.
This kind of old driver usually appears in QQ groups.
They are obviously very innocent. They have never had a one-night stand, never had a boyfriend, and have not even watched many action movies. You can say they are pure to death.
However, she really likes to tell dirty jokes, and acts like she is having a lot of fun. She also likes to tease the little Toms in the group and play with them in the palm of her hand. She really thinks she is an old driver.
The Furious Mother Goddess is obviously this kind of old driver.
This kind of old driver may talk a lot when chatting, but if you really want to do something with her, she will immediately hide back in her shell like a turtle.
Therefore, when facing this kind of woman, you must be tough, but your toughness cannot be coercive.
If you do that, it will be too humble and girls will dislike you.
Force her into a corner, and then give her a way out.
And what Li Cheng just said is the step!
That half-joking tone, if the Mother Goddess agreed, he would go with the flow, obey her, let her ride Cheng, and give Liv a chance to have sex with her.
If she doesn't agree, then take a step back, continue to tease her, and tear down her defenses little by little.
Looking at the furious mother goddess with wavering eyes, Li Cheng knew that his plan had worked.
So, he continued with a sunny and gentle smile: "Teacher Wu, what do you think, should we implement the stimulation?"
"Haha..." Hearing this, the Furious Mother Goddess also raised her head and laughed: "Teacher Li Cheng, of course, I came here just to have some fun with you!"
"Oh?" Li Cheng's eyes lit up.
This woman, is she so bold?
"So, shall we start now?"
"Okay, Teacher Li Cheng."
The two slowly approached...
...A few minutes later, Liv, who was lying beside her, opened her eyes dazedly.
Next second,
Her pupils suddenly shrank into a point!
"This, this is..."
I saw her teacher Li Cheng standing in front of her best friend and sister, holding her head with both hands...the pot above.
And the flames on her good sister's hair rose and fell like musical notes! !
Li Cheng was also holding a spatula, stir-frying in the wok, shaking the wok from time to time and adding seasonings.
"Teacher Li Cheng, is my flame exciting enough!!!"
The Furious Mother Goddess shouted loudly while setting fire.
"Exciting, very exciting! A little bigger! Kung Pao Chicken tastes best when it's cooked over high heat!!!"
Li Cheng tried his best to stir the spoon.
"Oh my! Teacher Li Cheng, I'm totally excited!!!"
"Miss Wu, I'm already aroused too!"
"This is us..." The two of them shouted together: "A blood-boiling combo!!!"
Liv: “…”
She scratched her head, feeling extremely confused.
Unexpectedly, her good sister is not only a great chef, but also a gas stove master.
Unexpectedly, her good teacher can not only stir-fry, but also stir-fry.
How did the world become so upside down?
Two seconds later, Liv's eyes also became sharp.
its not right!
Why can my sister be the teacher’s gas stove?
It's amazing that her hair can catch fire!
Teacher, it’s mine, it’s mine!
I have never been a teacher, so why should you be one?
Who the hell are you!!!
Even if the teacher needs a gas stove, I have to do it!
Only by me!
I am the teacher's only one!!!
Jealousy overwhelmed Liv, a sickly smile appeared on her face and her eyes were blazing.
The sneaky little cat actually dared to pretend to be a gas stove and seduce my teacher Li Cheng!
You have a way to die!
She slowly got up from the ground and grabbed the kitchen knife on the chopping board.
With his head lowered, he walked towards Li Cheng and the Furious Mother Goddess like a zombie.
Because she was facing Liv, the Furious Mother Goddess was the first to notice Liv approaching.
Looking at the deathly aura lingering around her good sister, the angry mother goddess' eyes trembled and her face was filled with black lines.
No, this, this is murderous intent, right?
This 10,000 percent is murderous intent, right?
Fear weakened the flame above her head.
"Hey, Mr. Wu, what are you doing?" Li Cheng was dissatisfied and said, "We are stir-frying now. Do you know what stir-frying is? Turn up the heat, and hurry up!"
"No, you, behind you, Liv..." The Furious Mother Goddess swallowed weakly.
"What? Speak louder, what's behind me?" Li Cheng picked up the green onion from the table.
"Liv, there's Liv behind you!"
"Liv? Where's Liv?"
Li Cheng turned around holding the scallion, and Liv took this opportunity to quickly step forward, blocking the view and hiding behind Li Cheng, and swung the kitchen knife towards the angry mother goddess!
The furious mother goddess quickly squatted down with her head in her hands, avoiding the fatal blow of the kitchen knife.
With a few swishes, the knife continued to cut the green onion in Li Cheng's hand into pieces and dropped them into the pot.
"Where is Liv? Miss Wu, what are you talking about?" Li Cheng turned his head.
Liv also took this opportunity to spin with Li Cheng, hiding behind him and continuing to block his vision.
The two of them hugged each other back to back, just like a foldable phone.
Three-fold, so cool!
"Behind you, behind you!!!" The angry mother goddess was about to cry: "Liv is behind you!"
"Behind?" Li Cheng picked up another carrot and turned around again.
Liv, who was leaning back against her, also turned to the front of the Furious Mother Goddess and swung the kitchen knife again.
"Oh shit!" The furious mother goddess jumped and avoided the attack again.
Swish, swish, swish, there was another flash of the knife, and the carrot was cut into small pieces and fell into the pot.
"That's weird, there's nothing behind me, Miss Wu, what are you talking about?"
Li Cheng and Liv exchanged positions again, but saw the furious mother goddess squatting on the ground with tears on her face, looking frightened.
"Why are you crying?" Li Cheng asked puzzledly.
"I, I..." The furious mother goddess wanted to say something, but she saw Liv's head popping out from Li Cheng's shoulder, her eyes dull and filled with undisguised murderous intent.
The murderous intent seemed to be saying, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will chop off your head."
"My eyes are irritated by the onions, wuwuwu, Teacher Li Cheng, please cook quickly." The furious mother goddess was crying.
Where is my good and obedient sister?
How did it become like this!
Give it back to me, give it back to me!
"Onions? Where are the onions?" Li Cheng frowned. "It's incomprehensible. Besides, your fire is out. How can I cook? If I don't cook, how will Liv eat later?"
"Huh?" Liv, who originally had a dead look on her face, immediately smiled brightly when she heard this.
It turns out that Teacher Li Cheng cooked for me.
Oh my, so happy~
She held the kitchen knife and smiled sickly.
Furious Mother Goddess: “…”
No, sister, you are really a pervert!
"Hurry up, make the fire bigger! Bigger!" Li Cheng knocked on the pot.
Liv also stood behind Li Cheng and gestured with the knife: "Make it bigger, or I will kill you."
"Wow wow wow!! I'm not a gas stove, I'm not a gas stove, this is so insulting!!!"
The angry mother goddess cried and increased the fire.
She had never been so humiliated in her life.
The seven gods of the abyss are actually being used as gas stoves!
If this gets out, won't she have any dignity left?!
[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you gained 123 pain points.]
[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you gained 321 pain points.]
[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you gained...]
After a short while, Li Cheng's pain points became [LV9 (192001/200000)], with only the last 8000 points left to reach the maximum level.
And the Furious Mother Goddess Miss Wu played an indelible role in this process!
"Okay, I'm finally done! Try my Kung Pao Chicken!"
After taking the dish off the pan and putting it on a plate, Li Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and was very satisfied with his cooking.
The Furious Mother Goddess stood up unsteadily. She was very satisfied that she was able to save her life.
"Hey, the food is here!"
Liv was also happy that they were both hungry.
So, he brought over the pot of "death dish" he had prepared.
Look at the bubbling purple sticky liquid and the octopus tentacles floating on it.
An expression of fear and despair appeared on the face of the furious mother goddess...
Is this thing really edible?
(End of this chapter)
