Chapter 99: Drinking liquor with a straw?
Li Mu felt sad for Brother Nan’s father for two seconds.
Imagine one day, Nan Ge's father took advantage of Nan Ge's mother not being at home, made two side dishes, took out the hidden wine, and prepared to take a sip, but found that the wine had turned into mineral water.
Brother Nan’s father’s expression must be very interesting.
"why are you laughing?"
"I thought of something fun."
"Your wife gave birth to a baby?"
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"This is a joke, goose goose" Brother Nan saw Li Mu's sudden dull look and laughed like a goose.
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"Are you an old man? You don't even get this joke." Brother Nan took out two small wine glasses and poured wine. A dense layer of wine foam floated in the glasses.
"No need to pour it for me. I don't drink much white wine."
"Try a little. You won't get a headache if you drink too much of this wine."
Brother Nan kept the full glass of wine for himself and pushed the other half-filled glass in front of Li Mu, "Don't be afraid of getting drunk, I'm here."
"Ok."
Li Mu picked up the glass, the foam in the glass was disappearing little by little, the wine was clear and transparent, with a light yellow color under the light, which was not very obvious.
"Here." Brother Nan picked up the wine glass, "This wine is 53% alcohol. Don't follow my example. Drink it in small sips first to get used to it."
"Hmm." Li Mu clinked his cup with Brother Nan's and took a small sip.
A rich aroma of sauce fills the mouth, the taste is spicy, but not just spicy, it has a delicate and mellow feeling. After swallowing it, there is also a burnt aroma similar to the one left after baking grains.
"How about it?"
"It tastes better than the white wine I drank before." Li Mu saw that half of the white wine in Brother Nan's glass was gone.
"Hey"
Brother Nan grinned, picked up the matsutake mushroom and put it into the sauce bowl. After it was full of sauce, he put it in his mouth and immediately squinted his eyes.
Li Mu prepared a Dai-style dipping sauce with a lot of lemon juice and chili peppers. Brother Nan likes sour and spicy food.
"Ni Mu, what is this?" The kitten leaned over and sniffed Li Mu's wine glass.
"Liquor."
"Give it to Master Yogurt to try."
"Underage people can't drink."
"What is a minor?"
"I'm just still young."
"Mr. Yogurt is a capable big cat!"
"Yogurt, do you want to drink?" Brother Nan took out another cup and looked at Li Mu, "Can cats drink?"
"I'll go get some wine for Mr. Yogurt." Li Mu took the cup from Brother Nan's hand and went back to the house. When he came out, he took out a bottle of mineral water that was the same bottle that Brother Nan used to hold the wine.
"Lord Yogurt is a capable big cat. This bottle of wine is all yours." Li Mu unscrewed the bottle cap and poured a glass for the kitten.
The cat lowered its head, sniffed, and licked twice.
"tasty?"
“It tastes like water.”
“This is what white wine tastes like.”
Yogurt smelled Li Mu's wine glass suspiciously, then smelled his own glass and felt that the smell was different.
But the water in the cup is the same, it is transparent, and the same goes for the bottle.
Xiaomao thought about it for a long time and agreed with Li Mu that white wine tastes just like water.
Brother Nan looked at Li Mu with a strange expression.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"I realized I was wrong about you before."
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"When we first met, I thought you were a little introverted and didn't like to talk." Brother Nan picked up the wine glass, "In fact, you are not introverted at all. Not only did you dare to tease the eldest brother, but you also lied to the little cat in a serious manner."
When she first met Li Mu, she thought he was a calm, somewhat introverted, quiet and handsome man.
Now, she only felt that the reason she had such thoughts before was because Li Mu had a good appearance and was too deceptive to deceive her. "How did I deceive the kitten?"
"He was passing off mineral water as Maotai, and he spoke so seriously that I almost believed it." Brother Nan tilted his head back, finished the wine in the glass, and burped.
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Li Mu looked down at Yogurt. Fortunately, she didn't understand what Brother Nan was saying.
Thinking of this, Li Mu called the system in his mind.
"For successfully rescuing the rare wild Siberian tiger and contributing to biodiversity conservation, we hereby reward you with the following items."
"Beast language fruit, after eating it, you can communicate with animals for a short period of time."
"Golden Crow Fruit, after consumption, can eliminate hidden diseases in the human body, enhance the body's immunity, and prolong life."
“The above items can be collected at any time.”
The system gave these rewards on the day the surgery was completed on the Siberian tiger.
Li Mu never received it because he had no use for it.
The Beast Language Fruit is suitable for Sister Nan, after all, she always likes to chat with the animals in the yard across servers.
But this means I have to confess to Brother Nan.
"Nimu, pour some more wine for Master Yogurt."
A soft and thin voice interrupted Li Mu's thoughts.
The kitten has finished drinking the water in the cup.
"Master drinks yogurt so fast." Li Mu poured another glass of mineral water for the kitten.
The temperature difference in the mountains is large, and the wind at night feels cool and comfortable on the body.
Most of the matsutake mushrooms on the table have been eaten.
The kitten had a bulging belly and had stopped eating. She just lay in front of her wine glass. When she saw Li Mu and Brother Nan pick up their glasses to drink, she also lowered her head and licked the water twice.
Brother Nan has a huge drinker capacity. After Li Mu finished half a glass of wine, Brother Nan had already had two glasses.
"Do you want to drink more?" Brother Nan asked as he picked up the bottle.
"I don't want to drink anymore. I'm still not used to drinking white wine." Li Mu shook his head.
"Oh, then I won't need a cup to drink from." Brother Nan bent down and fumbled on the shelf under the table for a while, then took out a straw and inserted it into the bottle.
“You drink liquor with a straw?”
"The wine glass is too small, and drinking from it is boring." Brother Nan said as he bit the straw and took a sip. The amount of wine in the bottle dropped a little visibly.
".Don't drink too much."
"Nonsense! How can you drink too much with just this little bit of wine?" Brother Nan glared and drank another sip.
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Brother Nan leaned back in his chair, holding a bottle in one hand and swiping his phone with the other, typing from time to time, as if he was chatting with someone.
"Li Mu." Brother Nan suddenly put down his phone and stared at Li Mu. "Do you think I have grown up?"
"Ok?"
"My mom was just chatting with me, and she was still worried about the last time I was shot."
"It was indeed dangerous last time. It's normal for my aunt to worry about you. If the bullet hadn't been blocked by the phone."
"My mom told me not to be a forest ranger anymore and to do some safe civilian work, or just stay at home." Brother Nan bit the straw, "I think my mom is right. I've graduated from college and grown up. I can't let my mom worry about me all the time."
"Ah."
"But I don't want to work in a government agency or a company. Sitting in an office every day is like being in prison." Brother Nan's eyes were a little hazy. "I can't stay at home either."
"Auntie is also afraid that you will be in danger again."
"Tsk! I'm really good, okay!"
Brother Nan supported himself on the table with both hands, leaning forward, so close to Li Mu that his fair face was almost touching Li Mu's. He reeked of alcohol and said, "Don't you want me to be here? If I quit being a forestry officer, I won't be able to live here like this forever."
"No." Li Mu leaned back and kept some distance.
“Do you play chicken?”
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"I'll take you to eat chicken."
".You've drunk too much." Li Mu looked at the empty bottle on the table.
Thanks to Gogou Suisui for the monthly ticket! Thanks to Liangcheng F Yuese for the monthly ticket!
(End of this chapter)
