Chapter 374: Straight Man (Added for the boss of Hongyun Dangtou 666)
Maybe a half-meter-tall little Nan brother would be very cute?
Of course, the more likely possibility is that he is very naughty.
But even if it's naughty, I think it's still cute.
Li Mu still remembers Brother Xiao Nan in his dream. When he pinched her face, her expression of dissatisfaction and anger as she glared at him greatly enhanced his experience.
And Brother Xiaonan has another advantage——
Don’t cry if you are beaten!
She won’t cry no matter how you bully her. What a great real-life toy!
At this time, Brother Nan's suspicious voice sounded: "What are you thinking about? Why do I feel like there is a very weird smile hidden in your expression?"
"Have it?"
"Have."
"I was thinking," Li Mu pointed at the chalk scale on the photo and changed the subject, "you must have stolen chalk from the classroom after you went to school, especially the colored ones."
"So sure?"
"Because I wanted colored chalks very much when I was a child, but I was too embarrassed to go to the podium to get them for fear of being scolded by the teacher."
"You are wrong!"
Brother Nan chuckled and said, "I did steal chalk to play with. I was a primary school student, so who hasn't stolen chalk? But I always stole from the school warehouse, where they were all in boxes, while the ones in the classroom were all broken and scattered."
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Li Mu was speechless. He still underestimated Brother Nan's courage.
Suddenly he began to doubt again. How did he, a model student, get together with her?
Confused.
However, he achieved his goal of changing the subject.
Continuing to look at the photos, her height has been changing from kindergarten to elementary school. By the time she was in junior high school, she was already meters tall.
No wonder Brother Nan is so tall. He is only a little shorter than him. It turns out he was this tall when he was in junior high school.
Li Mu thought.
Through these photos, he imagined what Brother Nan looked like at that time.
Sister Nan has grown from a little girl into a tall and straight-figured young lady, but of course her breasts are still as flat as before.
When he turned to the high school photos, Li Mu discovered that Brother Nan's chest had only developed a little, and now it was only at B cup.
real food.
Looking at the photos, Li Mu felt a little regretful for a moment. He thought that if he had known Brother Nan earlier, he would have been able to see her in these photos and touch upon her growing up time earlier.
It is also possible that he was beaten by her earlier.
Almost at the same time, Brother Nan, who was sitting beside the bed, also said, "I wish you had known me when you were a child. I'll give you as many boxes of colored chalk as you want."
Li Mu smiled.
"What are you laughing at?" Brother Nan frowned and looked at him suspiciously, "You have been laughing since I saw the photo. I always feel like you are thinking about something weird."
"No."
"Not laughing?"
"I laughed." Li Mu admitted honestly.
"Then what are you laughing at?" Nan Ge's brows were getting tighter and tighter, making people want to reach out and smooth them.
"I remember happy things."
"Oh!"
"I thought you were cute when you were a kid."
"Oh!"
"You're also hitting me?"
"My intuition tells me that this is not the case!"
"Actually, I was just thinking, it would be great if I could have met you earlier, and then you said it, and I thought it was a coincidence."
"Ah~"
Seeing the embarrassment on Li Mu's face, Brother Nan let him go and rubbed his arm instead: "How corny, how corny, you can actually say such corny words, you are hopeless!"
"You made me say that."
"whispering sound!"
Li Mu continued to look at the photos.
One of the photos caught his attention - he saw a little girl holding a large shotgun in both hands. Judging from her height and fair face, she was about the same age as the one he saw in his dream.
"It seemed to be the Chinese New Year at that time." Brother Nan scratched his head, "Probably in the first or second grade of elementary school. At that time, everyone had to buy a gun for the Chinese New Year."
“Do girls buy it too?”
"I'm not, I'm Brother Nan." Brother Nan said naturally, "I just look like a girl."
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Li Mu quickly glanced at her chest, then quickly looked away.
"This isn't one of those fake guns sold out there." Brother Nan was unaware, and he kept looking at the photo, absorbed in it: "This is a real gun Uncle Miao lent me to play with, but unfortunately he unloaded all the bullets, so I can only use it as a firewood stick."
Does he dare not take it off?
Given how mischievous Sister Nan was at that time, she would shoot you if you dared to load bullets.
Li Muru thought about it but didn't dare to say it out loud.
"What are you daydreaming about? Do you also think this photo of a man holding a gun is particularly cute?"
"Yes."
Li Mu had no expression on his face.
After a pause, he pointed at the photo and asked, "You were so young back then. If you were bullied by seniors, or caught and beaten up by an adult because of your sharp tongue, what would you do?"
"The seniors don't dare to bully me." Brother Nan said, "Adults don't dare to do that either. I've always been the only one in the capital who beats up others."
"I mean what if."
“Why if?”
"Because you have been very arrogant and sharp-tongued since you were a child, you might have accidentally provoked someone from outside the area."
"Why would this outsider bother me for no reason? Is he the kind of pervert who picks on kids? This kind of person can't get close to me. He can't even get through the door."
".I've already said what if." Li Mu continued, "Your sharp tongue offended an outsider, and this person just happened to want to punish you for your parents."
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Brother Nan slowly tilted his head and stared at Li Mu with narrowed eyes.
She didn't say anything either, just stared at him.
Li Mu pretended to shrink back and changed his words: "That's not called poisonous tongue, that's called childish talk, childish talk."
"It's not this." said Brother Nan.
"Ok?"
"That's not it." Brother Nan still stared at him, "Your description is quite interesting. Very interesting."
"What do you mean?"
"what did you do to me?"
"what?"
"What did you do to my childhood?"
"What can I do? I didn't know you when I was a child."
"In the dream I had when I ate the Spirit Realm Fruit."
Li Mu's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, and his thoughts stopped. It was at least a few seconds later before he began to marvel at Brother Nan's terrifying ability to associate ideas.
As for being afraid, that's impossible.
"Oh!"
Li Mu's expression was as calm as a rock, and he even took the photo from Brother Nan's hand: "I'll keep this one as a souvenir."
"Oh!"
Brother Nan punched the man again.
She felt that this man was really arrogant and was becoming more and more daring. Not only would he argue with her occasionally, but he would also talk back to her in a sarcastic tone or make fun of her in various ways.
What’s even more infuriating is that most of the time he thinks she doesn’t understand and he’s complacent about it.
This is not a bad thing, but the trend is not good - if it continues like this, it may not be long before I am no longer his Brother Nan.
But become Xiaonan?
It could also be Nan Nan
Oh~~
She couldn't bear the thought of it.
She had to think about how to get herself out of this situation.
Wait for Li Mu to finish looking through the photos.
Brother Nan collected the photos one by one and put them back into the album. He snapped it shut and put it on the bedside table. He then lifted the quilt and crawled in. "Valentine's Day is almost over, isn't it?"
"Yes."
"I'm going to sleep."
"Ah."
"I! said! I! want! to! sleep!" Brother Nan emphasized.
"Go to sleep." Li Mu didn't quite understand what Brother Nan meant, but he also realized that his answer was a bit too brief and perfunctory, so he added, "Good night."
That should be enough, right?
After waiting for a while, Brother Nan really didn't say anything.
Li Mu walked back to his bed with confidence.
The cat happened to come back from playing with its cubs, so it wiped its feet and lay down to sleep.
Ending Preview——
It should be completed within three days.
(The reason is the same as last time. Alas.)
(End of this chapter)
