Chapter 349 Divination
"Bah chirp."
The cat was also eating meat nearby, but it would raise its head from time to time, frowning and its originally round eyes becoming less round. It would glance at Li Mu before lowering its head and continuing to eat.
"What's wrong with Mr. Yogurt?" Li Mu asked in a low voice.
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The cat looked up at him, opened its mouth, but said nothing, then lowered its head and ate small bites of meat.
"Don't even think about it, Master Yogurt. A mouse can't make this taste."
"Meow"
"Hmm? Isn't that what you mean?"
Li Muduo glanced at her, thought for a moment and said, "Master Yogurt, don't think too much. This bowl of meat is enough for me. Brother Nan ordered a lot more meat. Although he gave more than half to Master Yogurt, the meat in my bowl is still the normal amount. Master Yogurt, just eat yours without worry."
"Meow!"
The cat raised its head again, frowned at him, and seemed to want to say something but stopped. However, there was less worry in its eyes. It lowered its head and continued to eat the meat with a smacking sound.
"Here, this is yours too." Brother Nan picked up the chicken drumstick from the plate and put it into the yogurt bowl.
"Meow~"
After dinner, Li Mu stood up to pay the bill.
Although the food is delicious, the price is not cheap, but considering the location, it is understandable.
The two people and the cat walked out of the store, but the street was still blocked.
Li Mu held the kitten and followed Brother Nan to the Lama Temple.
The cat lay quietly in his arms, turned his head to look around, and after finding that there were few people around, he raised his head and spoke: "Nimu."
"what happened?"
"It seems that there is a piece of sugarcane residue stuck in Lord Yogurt's mouth. Oh no, two."
"Where did the sugarcane residue come from if we didn't eat sugarcane today?"
"There is."
"Where is it stuck?"
"It's stuck in the mouth." The cat closed his mouth, thought about it, felt it, and then added, "There's one on each side."
"What does it feel like?"
"It's Lord Yogurt! It hurts and itches!"
"Is that so?" Li Mu nodded, guessing the reason. "I told you yesterday that if you eat too much, your mouth will get sore."
After returning home last night, Maoer and Fang Shulin ate a lot of sugarcane together, and their mouths were never idle.
"It's not the rotten mouth!" Cat insisted, "It's the sugarcane residue."
"It's a blister or an ulcer."
“It’s just sugarcane residue!”
"Then open your mouth and I'll dig it out."
"I can't touch it."
“That means it’s rotten.”
"No, it's sugarcane residue! You can't be wrong!"
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Li Mu shook his head helplessly, too lazy to say more to her.
This little thing is also very stubborn.
I kept telling her yesterday that eating too much sugarcane would cause her mouth to rot, but she refused to listen. Today, her mouth really rotted, but she refused to admit that it was her mouth that rotted, and instead made up a lame excuse.
Ultimately, he was unwilling to admit his mistake caused by not listening to him, and attributed it to an accident.
A common trick used by children.
But Adult Yogurt soon made him realize that she was not an ordinary child——
The cat was silent for a moment, looked around again to see if there was anyone around, then looked up at him, thought for a moment, and then asked in a very low voice: "Master Yogurt is so amazing, how come he got his mouth rotten by eating sugarcane?"
"Mr. Yogurt is really amazing. An ordinary person would have blisters and sores on his mouth after eating one piece of sugar cane for half an afternoon. Mr. Yogurt, a kitten, ate more than one piece of sugar cane without stopping. He managed to hold out until today before his mouth started to have problems. He is really extraordinary."
"then what should we do?"
He asked in a very low voice.
There was a hint of caution and worry in his tone as he asked for help.
"Don't eat sugar cane or anything hard in the next two days, and it will heal on its own."
Li Mu took the opportunity to teach him a lesson, "Remember to be moderate when eating sugar cane in the future. If you eat too much at once, even if your mouth is not sore, you will get tired of it easily. Then the world will lose a unique delicacy. This is arrogant to it."
"Hmm," the cat thought.
"What are you two mumbling about?"
Brother Nan, who was walking in front, turned around and looked at them, "Hurry up, there are only 300 meters to the Lama Temple."
"Oh."
Li Mu followed Brother Nan holding the kitten.
They could be said to have reached the Lama Temple. The high vermilion wall next to the sidewalk was the wall of the Lama Temple, but they had not yet reached the entrance to the main gate.
The air was filled with the smell of burning incense and candles.
The temple transformed from the palace is very majestic. The corner of the building exposed behind the high walls is so magnificent that it makes people think they have come to the Forbidden City.
There are usually many people coming to burn incense, and there are even more people during the New Year. Even many people from other places come to burn incense. According to Brother Nan, the first day of the New Year in Yonghe Temple is the busiest. Many people come to grab the first incense stick, queue up all night, and pay a lot of money.
It is said that the first incense stick is the most effective, but I don't know whether it is true or not.
"Hey, there's a fortune teller."
Brother Nan saw a middle-aged man in a Tang suit sitting against the wall and selling things on the street, so he laughed and said, "Let's go over and tease him!"
Li Mu followed her silently.
There are fortune-telling stalls around every temple, and the Lama Temple is no exception, but most of them are charlatans.
In order to maintain its reputation, Lama Temple has specially assigned security guards to play the message "Be careful when fortune-telling, don't be fooled" on a loudspeaker to remind tourists.
Nan came up to the fortune teller. Seeing that he was wearing sunglasses, she bent down and said respectfully, "Old man, are you blind?"
"Can't see clearly."
"Oh, is this called the five disadvantages and three shortcomings?" Brother Nan is very good at memorizing these random things.
"Of course."
"Old man, why are you sitting here? Your colleagues would like to sit at the gate of Lama Temple, where there are many people."
"Those people are half-baked and have ruined the reputation of our industry." The middle-aged man shook his head, looking like a superior who disdains to go along with the crowd.
"Oh!! Then you must be a master with real skills!"
"Would you like to have your fortune told?" the middle-aged gentleman asked calmly.
"What can it be?"
"Marriage, wealth, luck, longevity, past life, next life, everything can be calculated." The old man spoke slowly and was very awesome.
"Then let me calculate my luck. I've been very unlucky lately." Brother Nan sighed, "I can't even pick up any money when I go out recently."
".This one costs one thousand."
"It's so expensive." Brother Nan changed another one, "Is it considered marriage?"
"It depends on how far you can go."
"Just look at me and this guy next to me." Brother Nan pulled Li Mu over with one hand, "Calculate whether we are destined to be together."
"two hundred."
"Ten dollars!"
"One hundred and five."
"fifteen!"
After bargaining for the last time, the price came down to fifty, and Brother Nan even said, "I'll pay you after we're done!"
The old man didn't argue with her. To do this job, isn't it just about talking? If he can't even get a little girl to pay, what's the point of being in this business!
"Give me a number."
"What number? Date of birth?"
"Whatever you want," said the old man. "If you want to see if your birth dates are compatible, you have to add another fifty."
"π."
"what?"
"π."
"What?"
"Pi, an infinite, non-repeating number." Brother Nan thought the fortune teller was really uneducated. ", I can't remember the rest. Wait a minute, I'll use Baidu to tell you the first digits, you can just make do with the calculation."
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"Don't bother with her, old man. She's not very smart." Li Mu quickly stood up, his face flushed. ", just calculate it based on this."
Thanks to the boss of Moshang Canyan for the monthly ticket! Thanks to Gatlin Tutu for the monthly ticket! Thanks to the bulldozer driver for the monthly ticket! Thanks to the book friend 20231225761_AE for the monthly ticket! Thanks to Li Yunlong from Lin Zhengying's family for the monthly ticket! Bow and bare your chest
(End of this chapter)
