Chapter 261 It's just Mr. Yogurt's saliva
“It’s army green.”
"Ohh, army green."
"." Li Mu pursed his lips, "It's actually iron gray."
"Yes, iron gray."
Brother Nan nodded subconsciously, and suddenly froze, "Are you mocking me?"
"No."
"Oh!"
People like Brother Nan won’t tell you so much. As long as she suspects that you have bad thoughts about her, she will beat you up first.
Li Mu rubbed his arm in a pretentious manner.
"Do you have cycling pants?" Brother Nan grinned and asked again.
"No."
"Your butt might hurt if you ride that far."
"probably not."
"Buy one. They're sold in this club and they're not expensive."
"Forget it. I don't ride it often, so it would be a waste if I bought it."
"How about you wear mine?"
"???"
"Forget it."
Brother Nan waved his hand and said, "You can also buy a diaper to cushion your long-distance ride. It will be better. Otherwise, it is easy to get hemorrhoids. Besides, you boys have other places that need protection too."
"." Li Mu felt that Brother Nan's smile was so obscene.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, the cycling club's member welcome event ended.
At Brother Nan's suggestion, the two rode their bicycles to the snack street in the old town.
After walking around, Brother Nan only bought a few skewers, and finally the two of them went into a barbecue restaurant.
This is also an old shop, and the food tastes pretty good. The two of them chatted slowly while trying to bake various new styles.
It was getting dark outside.
"Burp! It's almost time. I'll go pay the bill." Sister Nan drank the last sip of wine in the glass. She drank four bottles of beer and two bottles of liquor, but her face was still white and tender.
"I'll go."
"I go!"
No matter how much Nan drinks, his face won't show any signs of drunkenness, but his tone shows that he is drunk. "I am the eldest brother, how can I let my younger brother pay for everything?"
"Okay, you're welcome." Li Mu supported Brother Nan, who was walking a little unsteadily, and went to the cashier to pay the bill.
The two stood side by side at the door.
Li Mu looked at Brother Nan, who was drunk, and then at the bicycle parked on the side of the road, and fell into thought: "I'll call a car for you to go home, and lock the bike here first, okay?"
"why?"
"You are drunk and it is unsafe to ride a bike."
"Don't worry, this little bit of wine is nothing to Brother Nan."
"That won't work either, just in case..."
"Nothing could happen! Brother Nan can ride a bike without using his hands or his brain!" Brother Nan felt that Li Mu was looking down on her.
"." Li Mu sighed helplessly, "Then I'll take you there."
"Okay! Let's go!" Brother Nan unlocked the bike, got on the bike and started off unsteadily.
"Slow down and pull over. You're riding on the motor vehicle lane!" Li Mu hurriedly followed.
"You're so long-winded!"
Brother Nan turned into the non-motorized vehicle lane, but instead of slowing down, he stood up and shook the bike to speed up.
“Woo! Boom boom boom~~”
Brother Nan imitated the roar of the engine, his hair flying in the night breeze, feeling extremely comfortable.
When she turned around again, she saw Li Mu chasing her with a helpless expression. She thought it was fun again, so she grinned and sped up again, trying to get rid of Li Mu. However, she found that she couldn't get rid of him no matter what, so she slowed down in frustration.
After passing the provincial government gate and walking a short distance, we arrived at a controlled street.
Brother Nan turned in on his bicycle, and Li Mu followed him in.
At the end of the road is the gate leading to the provincial party committee compound, where armed police are standing guard and patrolling in front of the gate.
This is Li Mu’s first time here.
The road is not wide, it is just a two-way lane, but because of the traffic control, it is very quiet. Tall green trees are planted on both sides, and the street lights cast orange and yellow light, which has a quiet beauty.
All the armed police knew Sister Nan, and when she just rode to the gate, a soldier helped her open the gate for non-motor vehicles.
Li Mu was not so lucky. His behavior of following Brother Nan closely aroused the vigilance of the armed police, and one of them came up to question him.
Brother Nan looked back at the scene and laughed foolishly. He walked over and said something, and the armed police retreated. "Would you like to come in and play? There is also a small garden inside with many flowers planted." Brother Nan said to Li Mu.
"No, go home and rest early."
"I know. We have to ride again tomorrow morning!" Brother Nan waved his hand and rode his bicycle into the compound.
Li Mu was relieved and turned back home.
I could faintly hear Brother Nan talking to someone behind me——
"Is Xiaonan back?"
"Yeah, is Auntie taking a walk?"
"Why do you smell like alcohol? Did you drink outside again? Your mother will scold you."
"Auntie, you don't know this. Wine is made from grains. It's better for you to drink it yourself." Brother Nan said.
"Was it your boyfriend who just saw you off at the door? He didn't care about you."
“That’s my little brother.”
Li Mu shook his head and rode away.
Twenty minutes later.
Li Mu returned home. As soon as he opened the door, a small shadow ran towards him quickly. When it was almost next to him, it slowed down, from running to jogging, then to walking, and finally squatted in front of him, looking up, staring at him without blinking, "Ni Mu, where have you been?"
"I'm going to an event with Brother Nan."
Li Mu smiled, bent down and touched the kitten, "I saw Master Yogurt sleeping in the small hammock that afternoon, so I didn't call you."
"Well"
The cat thought about it and it seemed to be true, so he turned his eyes and looked at his hand, "What are you holding?"
"Tanghulu." Li Mu changed his shoes, walked into the living room and put the things on the coffee table.
"Tanghulu, I haven't eaten it for a long time." Li Qinran opened the bag, took out a string and started eating.
Yogurt also jumped onto the coffee table and came closer to sniff a few times.
Uncle and aunt don’t eat these, so Li Mu bought two skewers.
"Nimu, what is a candied haws?"
"Made of hawthorn."
"hawthorn?"
"Well, you'll know if you try it, Mr. Yogurt." Li Mu picked up the remaining string of candied haws, took one off and handed it to the kitten's mouth.
The kitten sniffed carefully and took a light bite. Its small fangs pierced into the candied haws smoothly. The outer layer of rock sugar felt crispy, and the hawthorn inside was also bitten open by it.
"Is it tasty?"
"What's that outside?" The cat licked its lips.
"It's juice made from rock sugar."
“Rock candy is delicious.”
"Hawthorn is not delicious?"
"The fruit is not tasty. It is sour."
"That's it."
"Do you like eating meow?"
"I like it. It's sour and sweet and very appetizing."
"The Great Sage also likes to eat."
"Yes, Master Yogurt, do you still want to eat?"
"Can Master Yogurt just eat sugar?"
"Who will eat the hawthorn?"
"You eat it, you like it."
“But you licked them all.”
"I just licked it~"
"There's your saliva."
"It's just saliva~"
"No."
"Then Master Yogurt won't be eaten!"
The kitten spoke in a clear and powerful voice, then turned around, jumped off the coffee table, and walked away shaking his butt.
The kitten has a bad temper.
Li Mu grinned and started eating.
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