Chapter 21 Damn it, my family! Suck it twice, and the snake won’t bite!
Chen Chuan gradually retreated, and the Arctic Viper did not make any moves.
Just when he thought he could finally breathe a sigh of relief, a few birds that had been squatting on the nearby trees for some reason suddenly flew away, causing a noise.
As luck would have it, the Arctic viper, which had originally calmed down, suddenly pounced towards him as if it had been provoked.
Depend on!
Chen Chuan cursed inwardly.
These birds really know how to choose the time. They don’t fly earlier or later, but they fly now!
He had been busy for so long just now, but now he felt that all his efforts were in vain.
I could see the Arctic viper getting closer and closer to me.
Ten meters... eight meters... five meters... two meters.
Even though I had gained some agility before, humans are still faster than snakes on two legs.
What should I do? Do you want me to chop it with a knife?
No! If we chop it down, the mission will basically fail. This is a protected animal after all, so it's better to keep it alive.
Then let the Husky chase it away first, wait for it to calm down, and then deal with the task?
Huh? Calm down!
As if a flash of lightning flashed through his mind, Chen Chuan suddenly thought of his trump card.
The Vipera was getting closer and closer to him. It was only a few dozen centimeters away. The Vipera even raised its head.
Chen Chuan spoke.
"Uh-huh-huh."
The Viper, which had already bared its fangs, paused. Its bloodthirsty and cold eyes blinked, and suddenly a look of bewilderment appeared in its eyes.
The people in the live broadcast room were stunned.
This forest was very quiet, with only a few bird calls from time to time. Therefore, they heard Chen Chuan's "huhuhuhu" clearly.
"Family, what the hell, why did the host just sucked twice and the snake stopped at the edge of the cliff?"
"I'm numb. Can I still suck on a snake? Host, can you please be more careful and at least hiss?"
"This is outrageous! This is even more outrageous than my grandma giving me a father."
"Is this the host's superpower of performance? I strongly recommend slicing and research!"
The viper was only dazed for a few seconds, and then, like a normal snake, it glanced at Chen Chuan and Erha and swam back into the bushes.
Once back in its own territory, the Arctic viper seemed to have returned to normal, and its eyes became alert again.
He stuck his head out and stared at the man and the dog here.
The scarlet tongue came out of its mouth, making a hissing sound, as if it was giving a warning.
However, it is obvious that there is no longer the same hostility towards Chen Chuan as before.
[Complete the mission: Reduce the hostility of the Far North Viper. ]
[Reward: Disease Removal Card*1]
Chen Chuan looked at the task prompt and touched his head.
Tsk tsk, is the mission accomplished like this?
I had thought of the animal calming words being so useful, so I used them directly when this task was triggered.
Although he completed the mission, Chen Chuan was not careless. He was still in the territory of the Far North Viper.
Thinking of the ferocity that the viper had shown before, he was afraid. After all, he didn't know how long the animal's calming words would last, so he didn't dare to delay.
At that moment, he pulled the Husky and ran in the forest.
Fortunately, the road he opened up was not long, and he ran out in less than a minute.
When Chen Chuan landed on the mountain patrol road, he realized that his speed seemed to have increased.
With my sick body, even though it was just a short distance, it would still take at least a minute. And I would probably have to gasp for air for a while after finishing the run.
But now, not only does he not have such heavy breathing, he also feels that he can run a few more times without any problem.
I think it was the previously increased physical strength and the just increased agility that took effect.
Looking back at this quiet wild forest, Chen Chuan began to sweat coldly.
If no one had come up with an animal calming word just now, he really didn't know what would happen in that critical moment. But thinking about it, it would be nothing more than him getting bitten or the viper getting chopped. For Chen Chuan, neither was a good result.
Chen Chuan touched Erha's head.
"This time, it's all thanks to you."
If it weren't for the Husky's warning today, Chen Chuan might not have noticed the Arctic viper when he passed by the bushes.
The Husky rubbed Chen Chuan's big hand with its head and looked very pleased with Chen Chuan's praise.
"How is it? When we encounter a poisonous snake in the wild, how should we deal with it? Have you learned it today?"
The barrage floated by.
"It's useless to learn. The host taught me very well today, but what you taught can only be learned at noon. Sooner or later, something will go wrong."
"I just pecked at my neighbor's parrot twice, but the parrot didn't act like the viper, instead it called me an asshole."
"The host's teaching has an absolute 100% favorable review rate, because most people who have practiced it cannot give post-sales evaluation."
Chen Chuan thought about it and felt that he still had to explain what happened just now.
"You all think that the Vipera stopped attacking just because I sucked it. This is ridiculous."
"Actually, it's very scientific. At that time, the Arctic viper was concentrating on attacking me, and my sudden voice was able to interrupt it."
"For example, you are playing Go with an old man, and when the game is at its most intense, the old man suddenly jumps off the stool and performs a stroke on you."
"Then at that time, you will definitely forget your previous train of thought."
Looking at the "distortions" and "nonsense" floating in the barrage, Chen Chuan smiled.
Anyway, he has explained it, and it is up to the audience to believe it or not.
On the way back, Chen Chuan clicked on the system's disease removal card.
[Disease Removal Card: After use, you can choose a disease in your body and cure it completely. ]
To be honest, the most cost-effective way to use props like this is to wait until Chen Chuan has an incurable disease.
For example, cancer, or serious injuries, or being poisoned.
However, he has become a man with a system, and the props or skills he will obtain in the future will not be the best, but better.
Instead of keeping it, it is better to make your current life more comfortable.
After sniffing and feeling the nasal congestion, Chen Chuan made a decision in his heart.
He has a lot of diseases, but the one that makes him feel most uncomfortable is his chronic rhinitis.
Not only do I sneeze and have a runny nose frequently, but I also suffer from intermittent nasal congestion and difficulty breathing through my nasal cavity.
Long-term rhinitis will not only make the nasal cavity more and more fragile, but also make the skin around the nose more and more sensitive, and the nose tip larger and larger. Nasopharyngeal cancer and nasal cancer can also be transformed from rhinitis.
Thinking of this, he used the Disease Removal Card.
【Do you want to use the disease removal card? 】
Chen Chuan muttered to himself.
"Yes."
[It is detected that the host has 27 diseases, including arthritis, frozen shoulder, pharyngitis, rhinitis, myocardial infarction, curvature straightening, cirrhosis, cervical spondylosis, lumbar muscle strain, cheilitis, digestive system disorders, hypertension, etc. Which one should be removed? ]
Seeing this, the corners of Chen Chuan's mouth twitched.
One person, twenty-seven diseases. Chen Chuan didn't dare to think about how he maintained such a healthy appearance.
Fortunately, my body has undergone systematic strengthening before, otherwise, it is hard to say whether I can be a forest ranger.
He took a deep breath, the nasal congestion was still there, he was suffering from rhinitis.
"Relieve rhinitis."
[Ding! Disease removed successfully! ]
(End of this chapter)