Chapter 430 A dream start, Chelsea Community Shield killer?
"Jiang Yuan, shoot!""Fuck, the ball goes in!"
"It's all over!"
In the 64th minute, Jiang Yuan completed a hat trick, and A Kun's live broadcast room was filled with mocking voices.
In addition, from the tone of his voice, it can be heard that A Kun himself is also very uncomfortable.
It was he who asked the fans in the live broadcast room to buy on Tottenham to win!
"Chelsea!"
Boom!
"Chelsea!"
Boom!
"Jiang!"
Bang bang bang bang!
Amid the cheers from the Wembley stadium, Jiang Yuan performed a super long-distance slide, stood up from the ground and roared at the Chelsea fans in the stands, successfully igniting the atmosphere of Wembley Stadium again.
"come on!"
Hazard slid onto his knees and rushed over, stood up just before hitting Jiang Yuan, and then jumped directly onto Jiang Yuan's back.
On Jiang Yuan’s left, Zouma faced the Chelsea fans and performed a very standard Tai Chi.
This Tai Chi was performed more standardly than at any time last season. It was obvious that Zouma had specially trained for this season's celebration.
However, Zuma suddenly realized something was wrong halfway through his Tai Chi performance. He turned around and saw Jiang Yuan and Ibrahimovic still roaring at the fans.
"Wait, what are you doing!?"
Zuma quickly stopped what he was doing and ran towards Jiang Yuan.
Jiang Yuan himself didn't even do Tai Chi to celebrate. Zuma stood there cutting watermelon, looking like a clown.
"Fuck, did you forget the moves?"
Zuma ran up, because Jiang Yuan had been surrounded by other teammates, so Zuma could only be stuck outside: "N'Golo, please let me go, I'm bigger, let me in"
In the Chelsea stands, the players once again pulled out a banner about the greatness of "Mourinho".
The words of the famous Pat Nevin awakened the Blues' diehard fans. That guy was right. Although Chelsea did not achieve the league and Champions League goals last season, Mourinho brought countless wealth to Chelsea.
A piece of super gold that increases in value by 4000 million euros every year!
[Chelsea had a perfect start to the season, taking revenge on Tottenham in the Community Shield]
[In fact, Chelsea was quite strong last season. If Willian hadn't been injured, Chelsea would have won the championship. From this point of view, there is no need for Abramovich to let Mourinho go. Can he get Mourinho back now? ]
[Forget Mourinho. Mourinho is good at buying players, but if you want to play tactics, you should go with Tuchel. Three defenders are very popular in the Premier League this season, and Mourinho only knows how to play with four and five defenders.]
[High EQ: five defenders; Low EQ: park the bus]
[Damn it, are Tottenham so bad? I thought they were going to win for sure]
[I just want to ask you how Tottenham will deal with Xiao Jiang and William. Trippier is as slow as a ghost. Even if he has three legs, he can't outrun Jiang Yuan.]
[The athletics kicking method is still fierce...]
In addition to Happy Beans fans, there are also some non-Happy Beans fans in A Kun’s live broadcast room.
Since CCTV did not broadcast the game, fans could only choose pirated live broadcast sources. When they entered the pirated website, the first person they saw was A Kun, who was ranked No. 1 on the popularity list.
Traffic + traffic, the number of people in A Kun’s live broadcast room is more than three times that of the second place.
His goal now is to keep these fans coming in from outside, and then guide them step by step into the world of Happy Beans!
"Brothers who haven't joined the live broadcast group can join the group first. There are red orders recommended by the group owner and daily compensation orders in the group."
"If there are bosses who don't have a suitable website, please contact me. We have benefits now. The first deposit will be given 20%, and the next deposit will be given another 10%!"
"Look, for example, in today's match, if you bet on Chelsea to beat Tottenham 3-0, wouldn't you be so happy with the 20-fold odds?"
The players walked back to their seats one after another. At this time, the camera took the opportunity to give the VIP box on the side of the rostrum. Chelsea owner Abramovich was drinking in the box. The glass door of the box was open. Abramovich did not forget to wave and say hello to the fans around him.
After the camera was focused on Abramovich, it slowly moved downwards. Those were the Tottenham fans with gloomy faces. At the very bottom was the Tottenham bench, where Pochettino was emphasizing something to Son Heung-min and Vincent Janssen who were about to play.
As can be seen from the picture, Pochettino's body movements are very large, and he must be in a rather anxious state.
Back on the field, Jiang Yuan, who completed a hat-trick, was replaced by Mourinho in the 70th minute, along with Kante.
This is a protection for the players, and at the same time Tuchel also needs to make some new tactical attempts in this game.
He tried new tactics in the match against Tottenham. Although it was not a particularly important match like the Community Shield, it was obvious that this German was quite courageous.
"Jiang! woww!"
"Snap, snap, snap, snap!"
As expected, when Jiang Yuan left the field, the stands were filled with applause. In fact, Jiang Yuan himself did not expect that he could get a hat trick today. In his excitement, Jiang Yuan picked up the Nike jacket hanging on his bench and asked, "Does anyone want this?"
"Fuck, give it to me! Give it to me!"
"Jesus! Look here, I've raised my hand, look at me here!"
"Give it to me, I'll watch you play every day!"
Almost half of the stands raised their hands. Jiang Yuan thought about it and threw his jersey to the top.
"Wow~!"
The game continued. Kyle Walker directly demonstrated his one-on-one defense ability in his first game against his old club. He forced Son Heung-min all the way to the corner. Finally, Pogba came back to assist and kicked the ball out of the sideline.
“xuuuu——!!!”
In the 75th minute, there was a sudden booing from the audience, which was directed at the Tottenham players by Chelsea fans.
You have to admit that Tottenham's performance in today's game was far worse than last season.
Spurs fans are thinking now.
Is it a suitable choice to sell Kyle Walker for 6000 million euros?
One is Sanchez from Ajax and the other is Aurier from Paris Saint-Germain.
Although Tottenham can buy two more players by selling Walker, the problem is that without Walker, Tottenham will have no chance of beating Chelsea this season!
Of course, as the champion of last season, Tottenham still has confidence. In the 83rd minute, Eriksen made a 45-degree cross, and British center forward Harry Kane scored with a header.
The score came to 3:1, and Tottenham managed to save a little face, but it was of no avail. From the 83rd minute to the last minute of stoppage time, Tottenham had 1 shots and 2 shot on target, but failed to score any subsequent goals.
"Damn, what a pity..."
In the live broadcast room, A Kun sighed: "Although it was 3:1, I think Tottenham was almost able to win, really just a little bit, Chelsea was still lucky today"
"Do you know why I say this? Because Tottenham's condition today is very bad, just like last season. At the beginning of the season, Tottenham's condition was really not good. If we only talk about tactical level, Chelsea may not have a chance to beat Tottenham. You will know when the league starts. Chelsea will probably be defeated twice by Tottenham."
A Kun was trying to find excuses for his plan to buy football tickets, but before he could finish his excuses, the live broadcast room started cursing.
[Fuck you, anchor. I admire you too. It’s a miracle that you can continue to broadcast live on this website even if you play 10 out of 1 games.]
[Damn it, I lost 2000 this time, I can’t wash my feet this month]
[If you don’t have the ability to predict, don’t predict, clown]
Looking at the increasing number of insults on the right side of the screen, A Kun laughed out loud: "Hahahaha, don't I have the ability to predict? What do you know?"
A Kun was seen operating the mouse to open an interface, which was a professional Happy Beans website. A Kun showed the fans in the live broadcast room what he bought.
{1000 yuan, Chelsea wins}
"Hahahaha, who is the clown, fuck! Wait for me a moment"
There were banging sounds coming from the live broadcast room. Less than 5 seconds later, A Kun turned on the camera, but it was not A Kun's head that was revealed.
He was wearing a clown mask!
"Come on, who is the clown, who can't predict, tell me, who can't predict!"
Fans in the live broadcast room all said that A Kun’s predictions were the opposite, and as they went on, they would definitely reach A Kun’s ears.
When I think about it, it is indeed the case, so A Kun himself will also buy it according to his own plan!
At first it was just for fun, but later A Kun found that he could really make a lot of beans by buying in the opposite direction according to his own ideas!
After A Kun mocked the fans in the live broadcast room, he thought everyone would be furious, but something unexpected happened.
[Hahahaha, stupid live broadcast, let me show you what prediction is ()]
[Joker anchor, A Kun said that Tottenham won, so Tottenham will definitely lose]
[You guys are too abominable. You don’t want to lose face by doing this to my brother Kun, right? Attached is a lottery ticket for Chelsea 3:0 Tottenham]
[I bought Jiang Yuan's hat trick, and it went up to 27 times. This is the real strength. I believe that King Jiang will never make mistakes]
[It’s like this, I have washed my feet more than 20 times by buying Jiang Yuan’s goals. Jiang Yuan, the King of Football, helped me wash my feet. Damn, it’s so cool]
[You are all talented people]
!!!
A Kun's face flushed red.
He suddenly discovered something strange.
Although the clown mask is for others to see, it is actually worn on one's own body!
At the end of the game, Chelsea lifted the trophy again at Wembley Stadium after 2 and a half months, but this time it was not the FA Cup trophy they lifted, but the big shield of the Community Shield.
“This thing is pretty heavy.”
After the award ceremony, Alonso walked in the circular passage under the stands holding the shield. This was the second Community Shield he had received since joining Chelsea.
“I don’t even know what the point of this kind of competition is.”
Hazard glanced at the Community Shield in Alonso's hand. He didn't even take the trophy to celebrate when he won the championship just now.
This thing is much less valuable than the FA Cup championship. It is just a symbolic honor and is really useless.
"Hey, Eden, don't say anything that is not conducive to unity!"
Terry reminded: "At least it's a trophy. At least we won't be without a championship this season, right?" "Don't say anything that is not conducive to unity."
Jiang Yuan repeated what Terry had just said: "Why do you say that? It makes it seem like we can't win a championship this season, fuck."
"Oh shit! My problem, my problem"
Terry waved his hands quickly: "I mean, this is just the first trophy, okay? We will have many more trophies this year, and you will too."
Terry was very precise in his words. He used "we" this year, but he used "you" in the next one. This is because this is likely to be his last season at Chelsea.
Only a few players at the scene reacted, including Jiang Yuan, who was quite sensitive to language, but Jiang Yuan didn't say anything.
It's only the beginning of the season, so there's no need to rush anything.
"correct"
Terry remembered what Hazard had said just now, so he nudged the Belgian's arm and said: "You said the Community Shield has no gold content, then what trophy has gold content?"
“Well, you’re asking me a question I already know.”
Hazard slowed down and looked back: "Although I have won the Premier League championship twice, I still want to win the third one. And the Champions League, of course I know the probability of this is not high"
"What do you mean by low probability? We were in the top 4 last season and the top 8 last season. If we follow the rules, we will definitely make a breakthrough this season."
Jiang Yuan asked quietly: "According to the rules, should we be in the top 16 this season..."
"What the fuck!"
The players surrounded Jiang Yuan and blocked him in a corner: "If Jesus hears what you said, we will be in trouble. Jesus will not bless those who give up hope."
“But I don’t believe that…”
"No, you have to believe that Jesus never makes mistakes!"
"okok!"
Jiang Yuan touched his nose and apologized. He didn't expect his teammates to be so enthusiastic about the jokes: "My problem is that we don't need to rely on rules. The Premier League champions can only be beaten by us. Do you understand what I mean? We almost beat our opponents 3:0."
“That’s how it feels”
Terry put his arm around Jiang Yuan's shoulders and said, "This is also a rule. We will definitely have many 3:0 and 3:1 matches this season. We will have to score at least 2 goals against our opponents!"
……
After the game, in the press room of Wembley Stadium, head coach Tuchel, assistant coach Loew, and team captain Terry faced a group of reporters.
Click!
Click, click, click!
"Mr. Thomas, you won the first game of the new season with a score of 3:1 and got the first championship of the new season, which shows that the tactics you adopted in this game are reasonable. In the upcoming Premier League, will you continue to let the team use three defenders?"
Tuchel used three defenders in the warm-up match, which can be regarded as a confusing tactic, but the Community Shield is a formal championship match after all, a game that determines the prize money. Chelsea's use of three defenders at this time is obviously suspected of changing their playing style.
“You can understand it that way”
Tuchel nodded and acknowledged what the reporter said. Chelsea's three defenders are almost formed now. If Tuchel denies it again, the reporter will definitely not believe it, so it is better to admit it directly.
"I think this style of play is more suitable for Chelsea next season. This is my understanding of the Premier League."
"OK, thanks"
The reporter nodded and turned to look at Terry, who was sitting on Tuchel's right. "Also, I'd like to ask John, starting from 15-16, Chelsea has completely swept the Community Shield trophy, 15-16, 16-17, 17-18, which is three consecutive championships in the actual sense. Now some fans call you the 'Community Shield Killer'. As the captain, what do you think of this title?"
"..."
Terry didn't speak at first. He learned about this from Zouma in the locker room after the game.
Community Shield Killer, this is what other fans in the league call Chelsea. It sounds cool, but it is not actually a compliment.
As we all know, the Community Shield is of relatively low value among many competitions in England, and the Community Shield killer implies Chelsea, meaning that Chelsea can only win championships in small competitions.
The reporter deliberately did not tell Terry the meaning of this sentence, obviously wanting to see Terry make a fool of himself, but what he did not expect was that Chelsea had a defender who went to the net very frequently.
Top central defenders are all like this, they can not only defend well on the field, but they can also protect the team off the field!
"This question, well... I need to emphasize something that everyone already knows. The Community Shield is a match between the Premier League champion and the FA Cup champion. Not everyone is eligible to participate. Some teams' fans always like to talk about the Community Shield and the League Cup, but their home teams can't even win these two trophies."
"Wow~~!"
The reporters in the stands started to make noises, and Tuchel looked a little surprised.
Terry was very aggressive today!
……
"Football Emperor Morning News" - A dream start! Jiang Yuan has already scored 3 goals before the start of the new Premier League season. Foreign gambling websites show that Jiang Yuan's odds for the Golden Boot are only , which is the lowest odds for Jiang Yuan in the three years since he joined Chelsea.
The Sun's front-page headline: After the China-insulting incident, Kennedy seems to have been isolated by the club. The Brazilian is no longer allowed to enter the first-team canteen. He is trying to get Jiang's forgiveness, but people familiar with the club believe that this matter may be irreparable.
The Sun's front page second article: Tuchel asked the club to strengthen patrols and protection of the training base. Currently, football journalists are not allowed to visit the base. Patrol security even expelled football journalists who stayed outside the base.
The Sun's front-page headline added: Relevant evidence shows that Chelsea's patrols near the base only restricted Sun reporters. The newspaper's editor-in-chief Harmon said: The differential treatment is extremely unreasonable and unethical.
The incident of Jiang Yuan's violent treatment of Kennedy at the club became a hot topic again after the transfer window ended. On the one hand, Kennedy's insulting China on social media and not even a proper apology was indeed very bad. On the other hand, Jiang Yuan's extremely violent behavior also caused condemnation from some fans.
According to ESPN, Kennedy was kicked out of the sneaker room by the staff on site. Finally, Kennedy asked his fellow countryman William for help and successfully got his sneakers.
At present, this news from ESPN has not been confirmed, but judging from the news released by The Sun, this matter is most likely true.
After the incident of insulting China, Marina, at the request of Tuchel, kept looking for a new club for Kennedy, but it was already late at that time and the transfers of various teams had almost been completed. The final result, of course, was that the player was not sold.
This is the problem. Tuchel clearly told Jiang Yuan that he wanted to get rid of Kennedy, but Kennedy still stayed in the first team. The only way was to squeeze him out.
On the third day after the FA Cup match, which was also the first day after returning to training, Tuchel once again asked Kennedy to train with the second team first. The Brazilian finally couldn't help it and said he wanted to have a private chat with the head coach.
"So, Shy? Am I going to keep training with the second team? Will I not be able to play in the league this season?"
"The club has registered you for the U23 competition. OK, I promise you will still have games to play. Do you understand? Don't worry. I will find a way to resolve this matter as soon as possible."
There was no stir when Kennedy was thrown into the transfer market, so Tuchel registered Kennedy in the England U23 Cup before the start of the game so that the player would have no ball to play.
Jiang Yuan didn't know about this. Tuchel was willing to help Kennedy to this point, which was already the most he could do.
After all, Kennedy is in his early 20s. If he can't play football for a whole season, it will be impossible for him to maintain his value and annual salary.
"U23?"
Kennedy spread his hands, puzzled by Tuchel's approach: "Thomas, do you mean for me to play for the U23? Fuck, what is this?"
"This is only temporary, ok, you only need to stay in the reserve team for half a season, at most a season, I promise you will return to the top five leagues. Your goal plan in the past year is to keep a low profile as much as possible so that you can have a future."
"Fuck off!"
Kennedy's face turned red.
Tuchel feels that letting a player who has played in the top league for several years suddenly participate in the U23 game is a protection for Kennedy, but Kennedy himself does not think so. He will think it is an insult to him.
"Robert, watch how you talk to me"
Tuchel had a serious expression.
"No, Thomas, we are friends!"
"You and I have only known each other for a month, and we are not friends yet!"
Tuchel emphasized that the Germans always have a special obsession with these aspects, and Tuchel's words directly confused Kennedy.
"Your behavior was so wrong. We gave you three chances, and Jiang also gave you a chance, but why didn't you apologize? When we returned to London, do you know why we didn't start training directly the next day after returning to London? Because I was fucking called away by Roman Abramovich. Do you know what he said to me? He told me that Chelsea's public relations are under a lot of pressure now."
Tuchel took a deep breath and stared at Kennedy in front of him: "You still don't understand what you did wrong"
“I know, I know my problem”
Kennedy pointed to his chest with both hands: "I went to see Jiang again, just yesterday"
"He said he forgives you?"
Tuchel frowned. If that was the case, everyone would be fine. Kennedy could re-post the apology video to gain forgiveness from Chinese fans, and then bring this guy back to the first team.
Although Kennedy cannot start in the first team, he has no problem being the second substitute.
"He didn't say it directly, but I feel like he has forgiven me."
"Oh? Why do you say that?"
"He said he wanted to give me a gift, a very expensive gift, and he was apologizing to me."
"A very expensive gift?"
Tuchel was a little unresponsive to Kennedy's words.
Based on his understanding of Jiang Yuan, this guy should pay more attention to this kind of thing.
Why reconcile with Kennedy now?
And you want to give expensive gifts?
"What did he give you?"
"A car, the latest model of Lincoln Aviator. I searched and found that the car costs nearly 3 pounds!"
Kennedy raised three fingers. It can be seen that this guy was quite excited to receive Jiang Yuan's gift.
"..."
Tuchel held his forehead with one hand and sighed.
"You should report to the reserve team now."
……
(End of this chapter)
