Lu Xuan drives Ivanka’s Bentley.
Driving into Lady Gaga's large single-family house in the suburbs.
Lady came out to greet her, "Hi~, Welcome~"
Lu Xuan opened the door and got out of the car, glancing up and down at Gaga, "You don't look like a relapse.
"Who said that?"
Lady Gaga hurriedly covered her hip bones, ah, it hurts...I was just holding back..."
"Yeah?"
Lu Xuan took out the acupuncture kit from the passenger seat and said, "Here, I'll give you two acupuncture first to relieve the pain."
"Ah...No-no-no..."
Gaga waved her hands repeatedly, "Don't worry, don't worry, you haven't had lunch yet, right? My mother knew you were coming and made steak, pizza and pasta by herself, why don't you try them first?"
"That's fine."
Lu Xuan followed Gaga into the house.
The 155cm Gaga looks small and exquisite.
But still sexy.
The makeup is exquisite.
At first glance, it looks like it has been carefully groomed.
The air was filled with the disturbing scent of perfume.
Lu Xuan saw her.
It is easy to think of Asian dancer Cai Yilin.
The styles of the two are relatively close.
"Where's auntie? Where's uncle?"
Lu Xuan felt quiet after entering the room.
"My Dad went to work, and Mum and my sister went shopping. I'm the only one in the house, so you don't have to be restrained."
Gaga brought Lu Xuan to the restaurant.
An exquisite candlelight lunch comes into view.
A candle was lit in the middle of the table.
Two steaks, two pastas, two salads, one pizza, two cups of coffee.
There were also two bouquets of flowers placed on both sides of the dining table.
"Hey, Miss Gaga is so sentimental?"
Lu Xuan and Gaga sat opposite each other.
Pick up a hot white towel and wipe your hands.
"Just think of it as a celebration for me joining Jiaxing~"
Gaga poured two glasses of red wine, "Jacklu, thank you for holding an earth-shattering concert for me. I think no one can surpass last night's concert. It will be the pinnacle of global concert history." ,unprecedented."
"As long as you're satisfied, I didn't expect there would be so many viewers."
Lu Xuan took the red wine glass.
"On the one hand, the audience is large. Your singing of "A Laugh in the Sea" amazed the entire audience and also amazed me."
Gaga raised her glass and said, "Thank God for letting me meet you, Cheers~"
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The two clinked glasses and drank together.
"Eat quickly~"
Gaga chatted while cutting steak: "Jacklu, are you... and Ivanka... boyfriend and girlfriend?"
Lu Xuan smiled and did not answer.
"What do you mean by not speaking? Acquiescence? Embarrassed to admit it? What about Taylor? Didn't she say on Twitter that you were her boyfriend? What? You dumped her?"
Gaga asked several questions in succession.
"Why ask so many questions? Gossip!"
Lu Xuan ate his own steak.
"I understand, both Taylor and Ivanka are your girlfriends. You are stepping on two boats, no, three boats. As far as I know, you and Scarlett are also very ambiguous in private.
Gaga stared straight at Lu Xuan, "Am I right? Am I being conservative? Is there... a relationship between you and Aomei?"
"I checked your information and found out that your rumored girlfriend can walk around Central Park hand in hand."
"Yang Mi, the best in the Dragon Kingdom, He Chaolian, the rich and famous gambling king's daughter, Li Fuzhen, the largest chaebol president in the Bangzi Kingdom, and..."
When Gaga wants to continue talking.
Lu Xuan raised his hand to interrupt: "Stop it! Are you going around Central Park? Am I that bad? In fact, I am very innocent. I can only tell you that I only have one girlfriend, and that is Yang Mi. Everyone else is... alas... people are in the world... they can't help themselves... Do you understand what I mean?"
"not understand!"
Gaga shook his head, "What do you mean? Could it be that others forced you to do it?"
Snapped!
Lu Xuan slapped his thigh violently, "Yes! You hit the point, but I was forced to do nothing."
"Take Ivanka for example. To be honest, she imprisoned me in the Black Palace. She, the President, the Defense Department, and Congress simultaneously threatened me. If I didn't obey her, she would go to war with the Dragon Kingdom.
"I love my motherland, I love that land, I love my brothers, sisters and fellow villagers."
"Once a war breaks out, countless people will have their families broken up, their wives and children scattered, and their blood will flow into rivers."
"We, the Dragon Kingdom, will also attack your country, the United States."
"Your country, the United States, is likely to face the risk of national annihilation."
"When the time comes, it will inevitably lead to World War III."
"Hundreds of millions of innocent people around the world will be displaced and lose their beautiful homes.
"Gaga, tell me, can I put the world at risk for myself?"
Lu Xuan is impassioned and righteous.
"God..."
Lady Gaga looked confused, "Do you want to listen to what you are saying? This is the first time I heard someone talk about his scum being so great..."
"Oh, forget it, our minds are not on the same level. There is no need to conquer each other. Maybe only your Western God can understand me."
Lu Xuan shook his head and inserted a piece of salad.
"I'm convinced~"
Lady Gaga no longer inquires.
Since you have so many rumored girlfriends.
You don’t care if there’s one more me, do you?
God sent me a rare genius.
Not only did it save my body.
And saved my soul.
If I missed it.
Doesn’t it violate God’s will?
Wouldn’t it be a failure to live up to God’s good intentions?
host!
Great Jehovah!
Please do not worry!
I will obey your guidance unconditionally~
Lady Ga Ga did some psychological construction.
After having enough wine and food.
Gaga pretended to rub her waist.
"Jacklu, my hip bone is starting to hurt again. Please give me a massage first."
With that said, Gaga got up and took Lu Xuan upstairs.
Arrived at the bedroom.
Ga Ga closed the door and lay on the bed, "Come on~"
"Take off your clothes."
Lu Xuan took out the massage essential oil from the tool bag.
"Oh~"
Gaga sat on the bed.
Take off your clothes in front of Lu Xuan.
Lu Xuan's back was turned to her.
Rub the essential oil into the palm of your hand.
"Okay, I'm done taking off my clothes, Come-on~"
Gaga turned over and lay on the bed.
Lu Xuan turned around and prepared for massage.
Damn it......
REA......
Europeans and Americans are quite open-minded...
$70B......
This massage effect is better.
Lu Xuan jumped on the bed.
Drop essential oil on Gaga's back.
ING......
Gaga felt her body go cold.
Lu Xuan drips essential oil from top to bottom.
Gaga has a lot of tattoos on her back.
Crosses, treble notes, roses, hearts, daisies, most claws, monster moms, etc.
She also has a unicorn tattooed on her thigh.
"Gaga, what do the claws on your back symbolize?"
Lu Xuan's hands were gently placed on Gaga's back.
OK......
Gaga suddenly felt numb all over, "That's called... Most Claw... It's a human hand turned into a monster claw... It's dedicated to my little monster fans..."
"Oh, I see, what about the unicorn on your lap? What do you mean?"
Lu Xuan's hands massaged from top to bottom.
"That tattoo is in honor of my album Born-This-Way...the unicorn symbolizes...hoping for myself to become a strong person..."
Ga Ga closed her eyes tightly and clutched the bed sheet tightly.
"I understand, what does the anchor on your waist mean?"
Lu Xuan rode on Gaga's waist and massaged her carefully.
"Oh...you...why do you have so many questions..."
Gaga was pushed by Lu Xuan so hard that her whole body felt hot. .
