Chapter 89 Yu Xiaogang is addicted to farting. Who says taking off pants to fart is unnecessary?
Tang San's second spirit ring flashed,
"Second soul skill, fart storage!"
My body began to swell and my stomach started to rumble.
Immediately afterwards, Tang San’s first spirit ring flashed again.
"First soul skill, farting is like hammering iron, charge up and hammer Tang San's fart!"
Tang San shouted out his soul spell and then threw the blue silver hammer in his hand forward.
"boom!"
A huge fart hit Yu Xiaogang's face.
A fart down,
Yu Xiaogang's clothes shook wildly due to the bang and he fell out suddenly.
"Wife, are you okay?"
Tang San quickly came to Yu Xiaogang's side and wanted to help him up.
But at this time Yu Xiaogang signaled Tang San to wait a moment.
He closed his eyes slightly, and began to inhale the fart in the air several times in a row.
This feeling is really intoxicating and unforgettable.
He had spun several before but never found a chance to try again.
Finally tasted it again.
I don’t know why, but ever since I spun it last time, this smell has been very addictive.
This period of time really made him feel uncomfortable.
After a few deep sips, I feel refreshed all over.
he does not know,
He was actually in that state because he was addicted to fart.
It's like a smoker smoking for the first time, it's extremely uncomfortable and choking.
What if you come into contact with a lot of people?
From feeling 100% panicked to not feeling 100% panicked,
Then start enjoying,
At last,
Then it's addictive.
If I don't have it for a day, my whole body will feel itchy and uncomfortable, and I will scratch my ears and cheeks.
The same process happened to Yu Xiaogang.
This was how Yu Xiaogang felt when he was hit by a fart in the Soul Hunting Forest.
I almost choked to death after taking one bite.
Then the feeling of coming into contact with the fart again later will be different.
Some of my childhood friends seem to be able to accept it a little bit, and it’s not so choking anymore, but it’s definitely impossible to enjoy it.
But since it was modified by Ye Fan last time, it spun three tornado farts violently,
Yu Xiaogang is completely addicted!
But at this time, Yu Xiaogang didn't dare to suck it anymore because of his face.
It's a bit embarrassing.
What's the big deal about sucking your own husband's fart? It won't sound good if you tell others about it.
"Xiao San,"
"Your power is not low, but it is still far behind Luo Sanpao's damage. Do you know where the difference lies?"
Yu Xiaogang rolled over and sat up.
Tang San shook his head, somewhat confused.
"That's your attack power or it's blocked,"
"I'll give you a chance to think about the difference between you and Luo Sanpao and the fart attack."
Tang San also started to think with his little brain at this time.
Keep comparing the differences between the two people.
at last,
He found it.
That is, he was wearing pants, but Luo Sanpao was not wearing pants when he farted.
Most of the force is blocked by the pants!
"Wife!"
"I found it!"
Tang San was immediately surprised.
"That's because I was wearing pants, and the pants blocked the power!"
Yu Xiaogang also nodded with satisfaction.
"Ruzi can be taught!"
"Attack again and I'll take a look."
Tang San nodded heavily.
"Thank you for helping me verify the damage."
Yu Xiaogang waved his hand, "It's okay, it's all right."
"Who made us a family?"
Tang San was so moved that he burst into tears.
Where can you find such a good wife?
He must be loved well in the future.
Tang San immediately launched another attack.
Tang San's second spirit ring flashed,
"Second soul skill, fart storage!"
My body began to swell and my stomach started to rumble.
Immediately afterwards, Tang San’s first spirit ring flashed again.
"First soul skill, fart like hammering iron, gather power and hammer Tang San's fart!" Tang San shouted out his soul spell and then threw the blue silver hammer in his hand forward.
"boom!"
This time a more violent fart suddenly came out.
Boom!
A loud noise rang out in Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's dormitory.
At this moment, Tang San also felt that the attack power of this fart was extraordinary.
He looked back,
Yu Xiaogang was thrown flying and hit the wall.
"Wife,"
"It's done!"
"Sure enough!"
"They say taking off your pants to fart is a waste of time, but it turns out that it is not a waste of time until you have verified it. Taking off your pants to fart can help the fart be released more quickly."
Yu Xiaogang fell to the ground at this time, feeling very satisfied.
The whole person was in a state of ecstasy, especially since he had opened his mouth in advance.
It can be said that it is full in one gulp.
Take a sip,
Yu Xiaogang felt like he was about to achieve enlightenment and ascend to heaven, and his realm seemed to be loosening.
"Wife, are you okay?"
Tang San quickly helped Yu Xiaogang up.
Yu Xiaogang smiled.
This time I really felt comfortable.
"fine,"
suddenly,
Yu Xiaogang suddenly had a new feeling.
breakthrough!
It seemed that his bottleneck of level 30 was about to be broken!
He then started sucking wildly from other places.
really,
The bottleneck has loosened further.
It seems that he is about to break through level 30!
"Xiao San, hurry up and put another one close to your face!"
Although Tang San didn't quite understand, he still nodded.
"boom!"
Another loud noise was heard.
Yu Xiaogang continued to suck wildly.
At this time, Flanders in the dormitory next door was extremely annoyed.
Why are Yu Xiaogang and Tang San not sleeping in the middle of the night?
It's been three times in a row.
Is it going to burn down the academy again?
Thinking of this, Flanders hurriedly got up and knocked on the dormitory door of Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.
"Bang bang bang!"
no response.
"Isn't it true that something has happened?"
Flanders panicked!
He was afraid of something happening so he used brute force to push the door open.
But when he opened it, Flanders was stunned by the scene in front of him.
Tang San stood there wearing only a shirt.
Yu Xiaogang was kneeling there with his mouth open.
A face full of joy, extremely joyful, he had never been so happy in his entire life.
Happy, very happy!
Flanders slapped his forehead and cursed in his heart.
Damn,
What is this?
Did I run into this again?
I was just stupid, why did I come to them?
Such an embarrassing thing happened again.
Especially when Yu Xiaogang and Flanders looked into each other's eyes,
Flanders was even more embarrassed.
I hate you and I hate you.
And when Yu Xiaogang saw Flanders, he was instantly excited.
He quickly went towards Flanders.
"Flanders, let me tell you, I am very happy now, very happy."
"I must share this joy with you."
Flanders pushed Yu Xiaogang away with a look of disgust on his face.
"No, don't share it with me."
"I am a little scared."
"I do not need,"
"You are Tang San's wife, but I am not."
"You can do it, but I can't."
(End of this chapter)