Chapter 129 Yu Xiaogang discovered a new world of cultivation, more effective than fart
"Clang!"
This is the sound of breaking glass.
At the same time, Tang San also farted violently.
The hammer happened to break the glass and landed on Tang San's abdomen.
A more powerful fart came out.
This time it wasn't just a fart.
There are also private goods.
Before Yu Xiaogang could react, it reached his stomach.
He swallowed subconsciously and was stunned.
"Xiao San, you..."
He hadn't had time to start cursing yet.
Then he felt a surge of power in his body.
His soul power was enhanced again.
It's much stronger than Heisei absorbing a fart,
The speed of cultivation can be said to have been greatly accelerated.
His eyes lit up!
"Little San!"
“You did a great job!”
"I love you so much!"
Tang San was also a little confused at this time.
Don't know what happened.
But he was stunned when he looked at the forging hammer in front of him.
This looks like Dad's...
"father!"
Tang San shouted anxiously,
He could sense where this throw might have come from.
Especially, it seemed that I saw a figure in that place.
He didn't even have time to pull up his pants.
Quickly came to the window,
"Little San!"
"what are you up to!"
Yu Xiaogang shouted anxiously to Tang San,
Tang San looked back.
"This forging hammer belongs to my father. I think I saw my father just now. I want to go find him!"
Tang San exerted force with his legs and jumped up, then jumped out of the window.
Yu Xiaogang was also confused at this time.
Some of them turned their heads away, unable to bear to watch.
"boom!"
The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground was heard outside the window.
A few wisps of smoke rose from the window.
Yu Xiaogang anxiously leaned over the window and looked down.
Tang San fell to the ground with his arms and legs spread out.
His head was tilted and several ribs were broken.
Both arms and one leg were broken.
Only his right leg was still shaking to show that he was still alive.
Now, don't even think about going to find Tang Hao.
Whether or not you can get up is a question.
The corners of Tang San's mouth twitched.
"I forgot, this is the fourth floor..."
Yu Xiaogang's eyes also turned dark.
How could a little man like me be so stupid?
He quickly licked the residue from the corner of his mouth.
After all, these can all enhance one's soul power.
It absolutely cannot be wasted.
This is really a pleasant surprise.
That is to say, as long as you eat enough,
Then your soul power will be able to increase rapidly.
Thinking of this,
Yu Xiaogang was floating.
What Tang San?
Suck his farts? Never again.
There is no need for Tang San to prove it for me.
I can attest to that myself.
But at this time, he still needed to go downstairs quickly and help Tang San up.
……
Everyone in Shrek Academy and Yu Tianheng silently looked at Tang San who was badly injured in the fall and didn't know what to say.
"Tang San, why did you jump from the fourth floor?"
"Are you trying to kill yourself by falling?"
Ma Hongjun couldn't help but said,
Tang San's eyes also turned black. Who wants to fall to death?
"I'm telling you, if you didn't fall headfirst from the fourth floor, it would be hard to die."
"My suggestion is that you go up to the eighth floor and then head down, then the mortality rate will be greatly increased."
The corners of Tang San's mouth twitched.
"I……"
“You…” “Damn it!”
I just wanted to find my dad, and I was obviously a little anxious just now.
"Why do I smell shit?"
Yu Tianheng suddenly became a little confused.
"Could it be that someone pulled his trouser pocket?"
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads.
Yu Tianheng continued to track the source of the stench.
"It seems to have come from my uncle's head,"
He didn't smell it too closely, as he was embarrassed.
Ye Fan suddenly thought of something
He pointed at Yu Xiaogang and said,
"Master, you are not secretly eating rice again!"
Yu Xiaogang's body trembled.
"How can it be,"
"How could I possibly eat that?"
"Ye Fan, what are you talking about!"
Yu Tianheng also glared at Ye Fan.
Started to maintain Yu Xiaogang,
At that time, Flanders scolded Yu Xiaogang, which was their elders' business.
Now Ye Fan said that, that’s another matter.
"Ye Fan, don't say that about my uncle."
Ye Fan rolled his eyes at him, not afraid of him at all.
Do you have the guts to fight?
If I give you a big melon, you will be obedient.
"A few years ago, I suspected that the master had no food to eat and was secretly eating rice from the rice field,"
"At that time, I could still feel it from the stink of Luo Sanpao's fart,"
"Now I can feel it from the stink in the master's mouth."
Yu Xiaogang pursed his lips tightly, fearing that the smell would escape.
That's really embarrassing.
Oscar's little head was spinning rapidly at this moment.
After all, he is the most intelligent of the three musketeers of Shrek Academy.
"Master, is there rice on your lips?"
Yu Xiaogang panicked instantly.
"where!"
He licked the edge of his mouth anxiously.
I licked it and found nothing, but then I wiped it with my sleeve.
Only saliva,
Nothing.
"Oscar, you lied to me!"
Everyone's jaws almost dropped to the ground.
Everyone:...
Ye Fan looked at Yu Tianheng,
Yu Tianheng's eyes darkened and he quickly turned his head away, not daring to look Ye Fan in the eye.
It's so fucking embarrassing!
Yu Xiaogang actually ate it!
When I thought about the fact that I was still defending Yu Xiaogang, I felt like I had eaten a fly.
"Why do you look at me like that?"
"I just wiped my mouth,"
Yu Xiaogang still refused to admit it at this time.
There is no substantial evidence anyway.
"Can you look at me first?"
Tang San weakly shouted to several people,
"I'm almost done with it,"
"Can you please save me first before discussing whether my teacher eats rice or not?"
Flanders looked at Oscar.
"Xiao Ao, give him two big recovery sausages."
Oscar nodded.
"I have a big sausage!"
"I have a big sausage!"
His first soul ring flashed twice in succession, and two recovery sausages appeared.
Oscar handed over his two recovery sausages to help him recover.
Although he would feel disgusted if Tang San ate his big sausage, now he could only disgust himself.
Tang San ate the two recovery sausages in two or three bites.
I immediately felt much better.
Although the healing effect of restoring the big sausage is not that good,
But quantity can be used instead.
"Give me some more, I want more."
Oscar immediately felt a chill.
The memory of the dead began to attack him again.
But he could only bite the bullet and let Tang San eat his big sausage.
Tang San ate more than ten of them in a row and was finally able to stand up and walk.
(End of this chapter)