Chapter 111 Master, I gave you a chance, but you are useless
As for the tall woman, Ye Fan asked the shooters on both sides to shoot two peas at her, and she immediately said that she had no fighting ability.
And she couldn't even dodge.
Luo Sanpao and Tang San were tied up with their limbs.
All that was left was a high ponytail ghost head and a turtle shell.
I can't move at all.
Even if you want to make those gyroscopes spin,
But it doesn't turn at all.
too long,
Although Yu Xiaogang fainted at this time,
But Luo Sanpao was still being held tightly here.
At this time, the only fighting force left was the doll holding two huge axes.
All eyes fell on him.
"hey-hey……"
"I surrender!"
With the surrender of the last combat force of the Contrast Team,
It marked the victory of the Shrek Seven Devils Team.
"Let us congratulate the Shrek Seven Devils Team for winning this battle of spirits,"
"Let's congratulate them!"
Manager Ao quickly came on stage and announced the results of the competition.
He was somewhat fortunate.
It's OK.
The Fart King's martial soul fusion skill, Super Poop, was not released.
Otherwise, today will be another extremely difficult day to deal with.
Ye Fan used the sun shovel to recycle plants one by one.
The Shrek Seven Devils slowly left the stage.
Of course,
The master was carried back by Tang San.
When everyone gathered together again,
Several people immediately started pointing fingers at Yu Xiaogang.
"Master, you are really good at commanding."
Yu Xiaogang was instantly embarrassed.
I wish I could turn into an ant and crawl in.
shameful,
Today I have really lost my way.
All the face that I had gained through advancement was lost today.
The biggest role he and Tang San played on the field might be to control the opponent's defensive control spirit master.
"Today's incident was purely accidental,"
"The next time I lead a battle, I'm sure nothing like what happened today will happen."
Yu Xiaogang patted his chest and made the promise.
"Do you want to command next time?"
Ning Rongrong stared at the master intently.
"You want to eat shit?"
"Brother Fan gave you a chance this time, do you expect him to give you another chance next time?"
Ma Hongjun also said,
"That's right, Master, you are an invincible master of theory, so don't get involved in practice."
"Otherwise, once you put your theory into practice, it will no longer be invincible."
Ye Fan couldn't help but speak softly,
"Master, I gave you a chance, but you were useless."
Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but said,
He wanted to put the blame on Ye Fan.
"You didn't tell me what abilities you have."
"If you had told me earlier that you could see through that guy's invisibility ability, Ning Rongrong wouldn't have been defeated first."
Ye Fan nodded.
"I admit that, but you didn't ask."
"You can't blame me for this. I have many abilities. Do I have to reveal them all?"
Yu Xiaogang blushed.
"Apart from the facts, you are not at all wrong?"
Ye Fan said,
"Yes, I have,"
"My uselessness is my problem,"
"I admit it,"
“I didn’t say I was not wrong.”
Ning Rongrong said slowly,
"Grandmaster,"
"It means that Brother Fan just happened to have the means to restrain himself but it was useless."
"What if not?"
"Are you still making excuses?"
"You just thought it was nothing, so you took it for granted and put me at risk."
"If it's a real fight,"
"My Grandpa Jian is definitely coming over to chop you off right now!"
Yu Xiaogang tucked his head back into his clothes.
I couldn't say a word.
shameful,
So shameful.
Everyone was talking and laughing as they walked towards Shrek Academy.
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San walked silently behind.
Yu Xiaogang left feeling very depressed.
And his body was shaking.
Tang San comforted softly,
"Wife,"
"This was a mistake. I will definitely help you make up for it in the future!"
Yu Xiaogang still didn't speak.
The suppressed emotion finally disappeared when the two of them returned to the dormitory. "Xiao San, hurry up!"
"Take off your pants!"
As soon as Yu Xiaogang came back, he couldn't wait to shout to Tang San.
Tang San was confused.
"Wife, what's wrong with you?"
"Hurry up!"
"You only released one spirit skill today, and your spirit power should have recovered by now."
"Fart now!"
Tang San was still puzzled, "Why?"
"You let go first!"
Yu Xiaogang shouted suddenly.
Tang San nodded,
"Second soul skill, fart storage!"
"First soul skill, farting is like hammering iron, charge up and hammer Tang San's fart!"
As the hammer was swung, there was a bang and something exploded in the room.
Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath and finally felt his whole body relax.
I was scolded on the street just now, and I couldn't say anything, not only because I was embarrassed,
Another biggest problem is the addiction to farts.
If you don't suck a fart, you will feel uncomfortable and have no strength.
It was not easy to finally make it to this point.
"call!"
"Health!"
Yu Xiaogang breathed a sigh of relief and felt like he was alive again.
Tang San saw that something was wrong with Yu Xiaogang.
"Wife, what's wrong with you?"
"I feel like you're a little poisoned now, and you're being controlled..."
Because he knew some neurological drugs in his previous life,
Extremely sinister,
This kind of thing is something that everyone hates no matter where it is.
Once an ordinary person comes into contact with it, their whole life will be destroyed.
The Tang Sect suppressed it with all their might.
Someone once sold it in the Tang Sect, but was killed by Old Master Tang Lan.
Anyone who dares to do this again will end up like this.
Yu Xiaogang waved his hand casually towards Tang San.
"That's impossible,"
"Will I be controlled?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"I'm just practicing,"
Yu Xiaogang smiled.
"Mistress,"
"You know, your fart can help me practice,"
"I'm just practicing for this purpose,"
Tang San stared at Yu Xiaogang intently.
"Wife, don't lie to me!"
"Your symptoms are exactly the same as what I've heard before!"
Yu Xiaogang slowly stood up.
"That's impossible,"
"How could I lie to you?"
"You don't know me yet?"
"It's absolutely impossible to be controlled. And how can one be controlled by fart?"
"have you heard of it?"
"Do you see anything wrong with my current physical condition?"
"Those people are physically useless,"
"We've been together for so long."
"I don't have it at all, and my soul power has even broken through. It's not at all."
Tang San nodded thoughtfully.
This is actually true.
Yu Xiaogang heaved a sigh of relief.
"Come on, Xiao San, fart again. I'll use it for my practice."
Tang San was no longer confused and let out another fart.
Yu Xiaogang took a big sip.
Fart gas floating,
It’s simply the greatest enjoyment!
(End of this chapter)