Chapter 280: Tang San is slapped like crazy! Huo Yuhao is so moved!
Open your skull?
Meng Yiran's expression changed slightly!
Although she looked down on Tang San's character, the Xuantian Treasure Record in his hand was indeed a treasure.
Then the problem is coming.
Can the Eight Spider Lance blow Tang San to pieces in one blow?
If possible, the things in Tang San's hands are just decorations.
If you can't
My head is about to explode!
Just hesitating.
The First Hong said:
"This is not a prop competition, put away your spider legs and claws."
As soon as these words came out.
Meng Yiran and Tang San both secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
——If this really goes on, one of them will be shot in the head today.
Even if the First Hong can be resurrected.
But what's the price?
No one wants to be that unlucky guy.
["Angel Qian Renxue": What's wrong with the anchor? I still want to see Tang San get shot in the head. ]
["Nine-Colored Ning Rongrong": How boring is it to kill in one move? ]
[「Fire God Ma Hongjun」: Compared to Tang San being resurrected by a headshot, I would rather see him standing firm and getting slapped in the face. That must be very exciting! ]
[“Love God Huo Yuhao”: I’m getting a little excited. I want to go find God King Tang San and try this game out! ]
["Angel Qian Renxue": This is a good idea, but I suggest you try it after some time, when you can connect to the microphone. ]
["Sky God Zhu Zhuqing": Indeed, I want to see it! ]
[“Supreme Bibi Dong”: Take it easy. The Supreme Divine Power is our trump card after all. If we provoke the encirclement and suppression of the five great divine kings, we will be powerless to stop it.]
["Destruction God King 002": No problem, come to me through the portal, just in time to help teach the little dragon god. 】
[「Destruction God King 001」: Forget about teaching, life is enough. 】
["Life God King 002": The little guy is in his rebellious period recently. He will spit out dragon breath whenever anyone comes. You guys should stay out of the trouble. ]
["Ice God King Qiu'er": I see. I was thinking that I'd be free recently, so I could go over and help take care of him. As an auspicious beast, I'm very good at handling the emotions of soul beasts! ]
["Life God King 002": Although the little guy was laid from an egg, he is in human form, so the soul beast tricks won't work. ]
["Ice God King Qiu'er": That's a pity. ]
This concludes the topic.
Realizing that he had said the wrong thing, [God of Destruction 002] decisively chose to mute his microphone.
Attention returns to the First Hong.
The two men put away all their "props" and stood facing each other with serious expressions.
Tang San said solemnly: "I'll count to zero, and we'll go out together?"
"Hurry up, you're dilly-dallying like a woman." Meng Yiran urged.
Tang San's expression remained unchanged, as if he was used to it.
but.
[Tang San: All living beings have troubles, and troubles are all suffering]
[Meng Yiran: I am dying of laughter! What is the difference between you silently reciting this and saying that you have already found a way to die?]
[Tang San: I, the tangible one, was born from nothing. Nothing. First. That’s enough!!!]
Tang San couldn't stand it either, and glanced at the First Hong dimly.
Just count down: "3, 2, 1, 0!"
The two men moved like thunder, swinging their right hands quickly -
Tang:
Meng:
"Very good, I win!" Meng Yiran flexed his palm and said, "I will try to slap you to death!"
Tang San withdrew his hand.
Silently recite the Heart Purification Mantra and practice the Xuantian Gong to gather the soul power on the face.
Meng Yiran was not in a hurry.
The right palm accumulated soul power, the green color made Tang San's face green! "No! Can this be poisoned?"
"Why not?" Meng Yiran asked back, "This isn't the poison of the Eight Spider Lances. I practiced with Yan'er and integrated the snake venom of my martial soul into my soul power. Don't worry, it's not as deadly as Yan'er's Jade Phosphorus Snake venom. It just has a paralyzing effect, so you won't feel that much pain."
Tang San looked suspicious.
Can you be so kind?
[Meng Yiran: It's the whole body that's paralyzed, so even if you survive the first slap, it's hard to exert force.]
[Tang San: Sure enough, there is a conspiracy! It is true that only women and villains are difficult to raise! ]
Meng Yiran sneered.
He grabbed Tang San's collar with his left hand so that he could exert more force.
The right hand that was glowing green swung round and slapped Tang San hard in the face.
"Snapped--"
After a long explosion, Tang San sat on the ground with a buzzing head.
Too bad!
Although Meng Yiran's soul power and physique were suppressed to the same level as Tang San.
But the quality of soul power cannot be diluted!
But soon the snake venom took effect, the pain on the face subsided, but the control of the body also became stiff.
Tang San quickly used his internal energy to try to force the snake venom out of his body.
"Brother Hong," Meng Yiran said with a smile, "Does this count as stalling for time? If he practices Qigong for three days and three nights, are we just going to wait here?"
"That's right." Diyihong nodded and said, "Then limit the preparation time to three minutes. If you exceed the time limit, you will be considered to have forfeited."
"Okay!" Meng Yiran said happily: "Tang San, let me count down for you, 180, 179"
Although Tang San knew that Meng Yiran was creating a sense of oppression, he could do nothing about it.
He had no choice but to give up trying to force out the snake's venom and instead seal it nearby.
This step alone takes two and a half minutes.
But he soon discovered the benefits, his face was completely numb and he lost all feeling, so he was not afraid of the pain when he was hit by the big beep next time.
"Wow! So green!" Meng Yiran said in an exaggerated tone, "Are you an onion spirit? Or has your home been robbed?"
Green-faced Tang San turned a deaf ear to him, raised his right hand high and condensed the jade color, used the Mysterious Jade Hand to increase the hardness of his palm, and then burst out instantly with the technique of throwing hidden weapons!
“Bang Bang——”
The sound of the sonic boom and the sound of the slap were almost the same sound, which showed how fast and fierce Tang San's slap was.
Meng Yiran's weight is slightly less than Tang San's, and his force-generating skills are far inferior.
It was fanned and spun several times on the spot, and was forced to release the Eight Spider Lances. It took the eight spider legs plus two legs to barely keep its body steady.
The left side of his face was swollen, and his originally pretty appearance was completely below the passing line.
Very funny.
But no matter what, she finally held on.
Meng Yiran bared his teeth dangerously, still grabbing Tang San's collar with his left hand.
Tang San faced it calmly, because he was paralyzed by snake venom and couldn't sense it at all.
Ok?
Where is my snake venom?
How did you regain consciousness?
Dry!
This little girl detoxified him
"Snapped--"
Tang San was slapped to the ground again, and his head buzzed even louder.
He was not prepared just now and felt that his brain stem was almost blown out!
And the snake venom is on its face again!
After using his internal energy for another two and a half minutes, Tang San slapped Meng Yiran's other side until it was swollen!
The two of them attacked from both sides and neither of them was willing to give in.
——It depends on who has a tougher life!
After watching it for the first time, I secretly exclaimed, how great!
No wonder there are "slapping competitions" held abroad, and each one is more lively than the last.
This kind of pure violent aesthetics can really liberate one's inner self.
Um.
The prerequisite is not to stand on it, otherwise you will be watched by others for fun.
[“Emotion God Huo Yuhao”: I don’t know when I can slap the little jerk in the face with confidence.]
(End of this chapter)
