Chapter 155: Moon Pass is open for you to pick? Tang San: Ugh——
"Deal!" Bibi Dong nodded and said, "Tang San, you hand over your skills first."
"Impossible!" Tang San refused: "I can only give you a part first, and then I will give you the rest after the matter is done!"
Bibi Dong raised her brows. How dare you interrupt me?
"It's better to make a decision quickly." Tang San warned: "If it takes too long, I won't be able to complete the task in time, and the deal will be cancelled!"
Bibi Dong's eyes were cold.
After counting the interest.
She still nodded in agreement.
Tang San took out a book, which he had specially handwritten in order to teach Shrek teachers and students.
He tore off one fifth of it with his bare hands and looked at the Yue Guan in front of him.
Yue Guan: “.”
Is this person poisonous?
How could he make a deal with his boss without him knowing?
At least give yourself a little benefit?
"Yueguan." Bibi Dong said, "I'll remember your merit this time. You can choose any one of the items in the Spirit Hall's treasure house as a reward."
Yue Guan's expression eased slightly, then he became excited.
The Spirit Hall's treasure house!
A soul bone must be ten thousand years old before it is qualified to go in and be reduced to dust.
like
It’s not impossible.
Yue Guan cast an apologetic look at the ghost.
The latter shook his head calmly and slowly closed his eyes.
If you can't change it, then just turn a blind eye.
Yue Guan then twisted his body, stepped on the golden light and walked in front of Tang San, raised his orchid finger to pick up the torn book, glanced at it and put it in his arms.
Then she closed her eyes and pouted her lips slightly, as if waiting for you to pick her fruits.
come on!
Tang San swallowed his saliva, finding it a little hard to swallow.
I was just busy analyzing the gains and losses and the pros and cons of the negotiations.
It is also difficult if you forget to complete the task!
Kissing with the opposite sex is fine, but you also have to stretch your legs.
"yue——"
"vomit--"
"Cough cough cough!!!"
Yue Guan opened his eyes when he heard the noise.
Seeing that Tang San was about to cough out his lungs from vomiting, his face immediately turned cold.
What do you mean?
Feeling sick?
I don’t want to agree yet!
"Tang San." Bibi Dong said calmly: "If you fail due to your own reasons, I will still give you this skill."
She doesn't care whether Tang San can pass or not, she just wants the Xuantian Gong.
Hearing this, Tang San could only take a deep breath.
He hugged Yue Guan's head and bit it with gritted teeth.
Huh?
It feels cool to the touch and has a light floral scent?
Seems OK
But the image of Yue Guan then appeared, and he couldn't help choking and looked like he was about to vomit.
"If you dare to spit in my mouth, I will definitely kill you!" Yue Guan warned through voice transmission.
This is a warning from a banned person.
No matter how nauseous Tang San felt, he overcame his nausea and swallowed it back.
It takes a little getting used to.
Try to stretch out
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After three minutes of torment.
Tang San couldn't wait to pull out his tongue and took out the water bag to drink it down.
Yue Guan also had a gloomy look on his face, but he acted relatively calmly.
Just a man's saliva.
For him, it was not much different from being hugged and kissed by a woman on the street.
but
"Boy, you're missing a front tooth, so this is a pretty weird experience."
Tang San, who hadn't recovered yet, started vomiting violently again!
"yue——"
Yue Guan's lips curled slightly.
I'll make you do this transaction across levels, it's so disgusting!
"Hand over the rest of your skills," Yue Guan urged.
Tang San ignored him and continued vomiting.
This made Yue Guan quite dissatisfied, and he frowned and was about to get angry.
"Ten minutes are up!" "Tang San and Yue Guan, tongue kissing for 2 minutes and 58 seconds, but the requirements for the adventure have not been met. Now we start the ultimate adventure!"
The two men's expressions suddenly changed when they heard this!
I felt so sick, and now you tell me there was a 2-second difference?
Isn't this disgusting!!!
But he didn't give the two men a chance to speak. They were enveloped by golden and silver light and teleported away the next moment.
This made Bibi Dong and the others look unhappy, feeling very disappointed!
You've come this far, can't you just wait a few seconds?
Only a few people.
People like Ning Fengzhi, Qian Renxue, etc., had some confusion in their eyes.
They counted instinctively just now and knew that there was definitely enough time, even about ten seconds left.
Could it be that the time was deducted because the French kiss was not up to standard?
But now that things have come to this, they can no longer question.
The narrow golden light fell again and chose Meng Shu.
The pattern flashes.
Frozen on a smiling face.
"Adventure content: Laugh for three minutes until the prompt is completed!"
"Failure penalty: cancel the reward and expel from Qiankun Love Valley!"
So simple?
Good luck.
For Meng Shule, a burst of laughter passed through the great adventure.
The next one was Shao Xin. His big adventure was to cry for three minutes. He simply took out a handful of onions and smeared them on his face, and successfully passed the level.
Then there is.
The subsequent adventures are simple and easy.
It makes people relax their vigilance.
It seems that Tang San just now was just unlucky and drew such a disgusting thing.
No one noticed.
The first Hong was absent-minded. Although he seemed to be there, his soul had already gone underground.
——The space below the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire was hollowed out.
So all of this was prepared for Tang San?
just now.
The emotional consciousness faced Tang San.
"What follows is not a formal assessment, but you have to pass me before you can continue."
"Use all your strength, or you will die!"
Without giving Tang San any chance to refute, he went up and punched him to death!
The feeling of despair of being able to clearly sense death but being unable to do anything about it made Tang San feel dazed.
Even after being pinched back into an adult, he still didn't come to his senses.
But he didn't care about his emotions and beat him to death with a few punches.
——Enjoy yourself first!
After a few times.
Tang San endured the tearing pain and tried to fight back.
But no matter whether he uses hidden weapons or Xuantian Treasure Record, the opponent can use the same method, and it will be stronger and faster!
Crush him in all aspects, and then blow him up with one punch.
But I soon got tired of it.
Instead of using meticulous torture, he would see with his own eyes his skin being torn, his flesh being pulled out, his bones being crushed, and his brain being hollowed out!
Clearly experience the process from birth to death and then from death to life.
Experiencing all the pain that a human being can endure, the suffocating despair almost drives one crazy!
I frowned after seeing it for the first time.
Too cruel!
["Phoenix God": Well done! ]
["God of Speed": Finally, there is a god who can torture me. Crush him! ]
["Nine-Colored Goddess": It's a pity that I'm not here. It can only be the torture of the soul. Otherwise, it would be like the beginning, torturing both the body and mind. ]
[「Rakshasa」: Your technique is still too clumsy. If it were me, the pain would be doubled. ]
[“God of Emotions”: I am only returning to him the torture that Divine King Tang San inflicted on me.]
["Angel God": A villain like Tang San, who is already a God King, still attacks a human? Isn't there any God to watch over him? ]
["God of Destruction 002": He used his daughter as an excuse to test his own son-in-law in the lower world. I can't be so heartless, right? . ]
[“Phoenix God”: Okay, okay! You lured Xiao Qi to the lower world just for this, right? ]
(End of this chapter)
