Chapter 1014: No Smile
"So kindness is very important. It is a necessary quality for most comic heroines—"
"Shua La
The javelin standing on the podium, using the javelin as a guide, and the children below, some serious and some distracted, turned their heads and saw the two and the tall warship behind them.
"Eh... New Jersey sister, you sent them here. I thought it would be Sheffield sister."
"We just happened to meet." New Jersey said, looking around the classroom, "I won't disturb you guys in class, shall I leave first?"
Javelin nodded quickly, said goodbye to the other party, and immediately looked at the two little ones who were trying to sneak back to their seats.
"Ahem... stop."
Mutsuki, who was wearing a peaked cap, and Mizunotsuki, who was full of ideas, froze in the middle of two rows of tables and chairs, enjoying the attention that Yukikaze had been longing for.
Javelin used the extra-long javelin as a teaching stick, gently hitting it on the palm of his hand, slowly and leisurely, again and again, trying hard to maintain the dignity of a teacher.
Unfortunately, the ratio of the two is too weird. It doesn't look like a strict teacher giving a lecture, but more like a bandit who robs decent women on the road.
"Where have you been? Not only are you late, but you also asked someone to take you back?"
Mizunotsuki was about to argue, but Mutsuki said, "She tricked me into giving her milk, and then we chased each other, and while we were having fun... we quit."
The students around, including Javelin and Mizunotsuki, were all surprised. They were not used to the suddenly honest Mutsuki in front of them.
The master of emoticons tore his mouth, looking quite aggrieved, "Wo...Wo can't shrink back..."
Xuefeng would never believe such words, and immediately stood up from his seat, "Nonsense, you were obviously helping an old lady cross the road!"
Mutsuki scratched his cheek, "But there are no old ladies in the harbor..."
Xiangrui was furious, "You always said that before! Why did you suddenly tell the truth this time?"
Xiang beside her tugged at her clothes and said, "Um... is this something worth getting angry about?"
"Of course!" Xuefeng said with her hands on her hips, "If this continues, she will steal all my limelight!"
Mizunotsuki rolled her eyes and quickly explained, "It's not that my sister doesn't want to lie, it's the hat on her head. When she puts it on, she can only tell the truth, okay?"
As a teacher, Javelin naturally didn't believe this, but he couldn't help but believe it because there were other simple-minded children in the classroom.
Hearing the continuous "Wow" sounds around her, Javelin knew that this baseball cap had captured all the students' attention, and no matter how exciting her ideological and political class was, they would not be able to listen.
So she thought about it and decided to change the ideological and political class into an experimental class.
While verifying the authenticity of the hat, it also helps those sleepy children to be more alert, so that the next Z23 class can be easier.
"Well, in that case..." Javelin clapped his hands to attract the students' attention, "Then let's give it a try? Who is willing to be the first volunteer?"
Xuefeng immediately held his head high and took a step forward.
Then he pointed at Xiang who was eating watermelon next to him and said, "She said she wanted to take my place in the experiment."
Xiang was stunned, raised his finger and pointed at his nose, "Huh? When did I——
"Oh, Master Xuefeng's reputation depends on you." Xiangruijian grabbed Xiang's sleeve, "Hurry up, hurry up, wait until you succeed, and then I will come out and grab the limelight back!"
The Deep Sea Titan stood up helplessly, took the hat and put it on under everyone's curious gaze.
"What do you mean?" Xuefeng poked his good friend's head.
Xiang pondered for a long time, then suddenly realized, "Then you can ask me."
Xuefeng immediately raised her hand to interrupt the others' chanting, and looking at her good sister who had shared the joys and sorrows with her, she asked cautiously:
"What do you think of me?"
Xiang opened her mouth subconsciously, preparing to say words like "pixiu", "lucky thief", "white-haired tsundere", "nano da", but looking at her good friend who was full of expectations in front of her, she really couldn't bear to hit her.
"You... you are very considerate." "After each exercise, you would wipe my face with a towel even though it was covered in paint."
"And very...kind?" "Feed my beef jerky to that fat cat."
"I am more serious and responsible..." "I was forced to go to the drills, and I was the one who got beaten every time."
"The most important thing is... uh... you, you are very effective in praying for rain!" "This is the truth."
Xuefeng was so moved after hearing that that he slammed the table and concluded, "This is the truth!"
The children who watched the whole process exclaimed "Oh~" one after another, and it was obvious that they believed in the magic of this baseball cap.
Javelin returned to the podium and took out his mobile phone to record the video. He thought this was interesting and planned to take it back to show Sister Guanghui and the others.
Ayanami and Z23 were watching the show in silence, while Laffi was still sleeping soundly, and even the cheers could not wake her up.
Firefly was very interested in this and immediately jumped out of his seat to try it, but unfortunately Xuefeng also wanted to play, and neither of them was willing to give in to the other.
While the two were fighting over the ownership of the baseball cap, Changchun squatted down stealthily, approached, grabbed it, jumped up, and put it on his head.
"Aha! It's my turn!"
Yukikaze & Firefly: "Wow?! This doesn't count!"
The protests were quite loud, but others couldn't wait any longer and urged them to start. It didn't matter who wore it, what was important was the content of the question.
What questions would be more interesting?
How can we dig out the unknown secrets of Changchun?
Everyone was thinking, but Wei Yan, who was drinking kvass, was unwilling to use his brain. He opened his mouth and burped, "Well... what do you think, um, Sister Yixian, how is she?"
Changchun: "Super gentle, super considerate, super kind!"
Others: “Wow – it’s really really true!”
Changchun let Xuefeng run over and snatch his hat. He returned to his seat silently and sighed in a mature manner.
"Alas... Actually it's not that good. He always doesn't let me play games for too long and always asks Ning Hai to take me out to play... Obviously I'm most comfortable at home."
Of course, the others didn't know this little trick. They thought the hat was magical and wanted to join in the fun.
But this time, the person wearing the hat turned out to be Xuefeng, and everyone didn't know what to ask, so they just picked a simple one to avoid embarrassing the other person.
Firefly: "Are you and Hibiki good friends?"
The answer to this question is very obvious, you just need to nod your head, after all, it is indeed the fact, there is nothing to argue about.
Unfortunately, Xuefeng's tsundere attitude made the eight fearsome creatures unable to pull it. They thought the hat was really magical, so they puffed out their chests and answered confidently:
"Humph~ How is that possible? Regardless of whether it's training or luck, I am the best. She still has to rely on me~"
"....
"...Huh?!" Realizing that the hat had not corrected what he said, Xuefeng waved his hands, "No, no, no... No, she is a good friend! She is really a good friend!"
The innocent children looked confused, "But can't the hat only tell the truth...?"
Xuefeng immediately took it off and said in defense, "This, this must be fake! I never thought of it that way!"
Xiang pretended to be sad, frowning and looking very upset, "Ah... I knew it, how could you need me? You always say this, it turns out it's all true, I was too arrogant..."
"No... No! I just said that." Xuefeng rushed over and held her best friend's hand. "You, you are my best friend. What I said before was always the opposite of what I meant, and this time is the same! So don't--"
“Hmm, Hmm…”
"...What are you laughing at!"
"Hahahahahahahaha, I know you treasure me as your good friend, how could I be sad? You should listen to your words in the opposite way, I already knew it!"
Xuefeng was stunned for a while, then he reacted and threw away his hat in anger, "No, don't laugh!!"
"Hahahahahahaha
"I, I hate your mouth so much!"
Chapter 1015 The more the merrier
“BOOM——!”
The familiar loud noise came again, and the high-frequency vibration startled countless birds, which fled from their nests in the tree branches chirping.
Manchu, who was sweeping the floor, looked up at the sky and shook his head with emotion. He was very dissatisfied with these younger generations.
Most birds are like this, they are startled and flee in droves at the slightest disturbance. It's really unpredictable.
“啪
Manchu, holding the small broom, looked back at his butt, and saw the black and white sticky paste on it, hitting the center of the target.
It's an airdrop.
“Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!!!”
Such scolding and cursing naturally could not be understood by the birds, but it attracted the attention of Jean Bart who was not far away.
She lazily glanced at the man jumping on the spot, drank the Coke that overflowed from the can, and turned to look at the black smoke rising in the distance.
It has been like this for several days in a row. It explodes every now and then, and it makes a lot of noise.
She knew that was the location of the Yubari Research Institute, and that they might be working on some new inventions, such as the [Magnifying Light ].
Jean Bart didn't understand these things and had no interest in them. What she cared about was the interruption of her leisure time.
There may be other reasons, but she doesn't want to talk about them.
The tall pirate lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then raised his head to drink the drink, then crumpled the can and threw it into the trash can.
"Well, let's go check it out."
Jean Bart kept a straight face and did not consider what to say. He just kept walking forward.
She felt that even if she was doing research, it couldn't affect others, especially herself, and she couldn't even have a break.
So she wanted to go and take a look. If the current research project was not very meaningful, she would have to limit it a little.
"At least... limit the time period."
Jean Bart walked indifferently, and occasionally passed by the place where some ship girls were feeding pigs. After pacing for two steps, he stopped, hesitated for a few breaths, and then retreated.
On the wall, an orange pig was lying there, lazily enjoying the sunbath.
When the expressionless owner approached, it meowed perfunctorily as if it was doing business, then squinted its eyes and waited for food.
Jean Bart actually liked these little animals very much, but he seemed to have some kind of strange repulsive field around him and could never get close to these little guys.
This time it went surprisingly smoothly, but she didn't bring any food with her, and she was afraid that it would hurt the orange cat's feelings.
Just as I was thinking about it, a hand wrapped in iron armor suddenly stretched out from the side. It was blue and white, and was holding a common sausage.
Jean Bart recognized the other person, sneered, and did not accept the kindness. Instead, he slowly reached out his hand towards Fatty, wanting to take the opportunity to touch him.
Unfortunately, a foodie is a foodie. Seeing that the poop scooper in front of him was of no value, Fat Orange immediately abandoned No. 1 and turned to the arms of No. 2.
"Meow~"
"Well, let's eat."
Jean Bart looked coldly at the Templar who was squatting to feed the cat, "The same old tricks? The high-sounding appearance is still the same as before."
Louis IX said calmly, "I don't understand. You and I live under the same roof, why is it still like this? I don't think I did anything wrong."
"Of course, it's not your fault, but since loving someone makes him/herself known, then the opposite is also true."
"Since it's not my problem, why should I bear your hostility?" Louis IX stood up and looked at Jean Bart with bright red eyes. "This is unfair."
"There's no such thing as fair or unfair. If it really comes to light, then I... ha, forget it.
Jean Bart turned around and wanted to leave. Louis IX lowered his eyes and looked at the fat orange cat that kept rubbing his calf. "There is only half of the cat food left."
The famous pirate's smooth steps suddenly stopped.
Louis IX did not say anything, just letting the cat meow non-stop, without any intention of squatting down to feed it again.
Jean Bart's head was annoyed by the soft cry, so he turned around, snatched the half sausage and threw it on the ground.
After a few seconds, he squatted down again, picked it up, shook off the sand, and handed it to the cat.
Fatty Orange was eating voraciously, and King Louis IX behind him said bluntly, "You know you shouldn't take your anger out on the cat, so why are you taking it out on me?"
Jean Bart couldn't quite put it into words, and he felt there was no need to discuss anything, so he simply took off the packaging, made sure it wouldn't get dirty with sand, and stood up without saying a word.
Louis IX was helpless, "The commander asked me to come."
Jean Bart failed to leave again, frowning and asking her: "What did you say?"