The aircraft carrier in red fanned her nose, took out a small bottle from the gully and placed it on the ground, "It's haunting... Could it be marking its territory? It's really hard to change one's nature."
"This inferior smell will definitely affect the commander's mood, right? As expected, we still have to change the smell of Taiho everywhere in the port area. The commander will definitely be very happy."
"Wufufu... Commander~ Once you get used to Taiho's smell, you will be able to accept Taiho's closeness, right?"
"Then I'll attack Da Feng every day... Hmm~ I feel happy just thinking about it!"
"For the sake of the commander's bright future, I'd better check other places. It would be bad if there are any omissions."
Kicking the strongly scented glass bottle into the corner, Da Feng, the number one expert on bitterness in Hong Kong, whose mind was filled with nothing but bitterness and the commander, smiled with satisfaction and turned around to leave.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I took a step out of the compartment, two humanoid Gundams jumped in to disrupt the situation.
Big Bluefish: "That's enough! You're surrounded by us. Eh? Taiho?"
Santiago: "Wow, it's the second strong fragrance!"
Dafeng was just about to get out the insecticide when she heard the voice that threatened her fate and was instantly overwhelmed by PTSD. She leaned against the wall and gasped, "Why are you here?!"
"I didn't expect it to be you!" Big Bluefish puffed out his chest and took a step forward, looking up at the suspect, "Tell the truth! What are you and Sister Atago planning?!"
"What...planning?"
"Don't play dumb! If you have hidden something good, take it out quickly! Otherwise... hehe~ If I shout for help now, what will happen?"
Tai Feng burst into tears and yelled, "Help! Commander! Come and save Tai Feng! The bluefin tuna is going to hit me!!"
Santiago was stunned, thinking, "Isn't this my line? Is she challenging me? I can't give in so easily!"
So Kela Kogoro also started shouting for help, "Hurry up! Dafeng is shouting for help! Someone come and save her!!"
The big bluefish who wanted to extort some benefits was also dumbfounded. He had never seen a prisoner calling for help on his own, nor had he seen a detective helping a prisoner to call for help. This matter was outrageous no matter how you looked at it.
The extremely loud duet for help attracted the nearest person. As soon as she entered the door and was about to speak, she sneezed because of the strong fragrance.
"A-choo! Um... didn't I put in the aromatherapy just now? Why does it still smell so... A-choo!!"
The big pineapple flower reached out to the big dog that she had originally despised, "Save me! Save me quickly!"
Santiago saw another suspect appear and shouted even louder, "Save her! Oh no, someone come and save me! We can't beat two people!!"
Big Bluefish covered his ears and wanted to go into the compartment to find out what was going on. As soon as he raised his leg, the frightened Dafeng stumbled into the compartment and closed the door.
This made the submarine even more convinced that there was something inside, and it began to bang on the door. The aircraft carrier inside was crying and resisting stubbornly against the wooden door.
The farce came to an end only when Su Xin, who had heard the news, arrived.
The two detectives, one big and one small, were knocked on the head and reprimanded, while Atago withdrew the incense she had kindly arranged in order to remove the strong scent left by Taiho yesterday.
Da Feng, who had just passed by and was attracted by the same perfume as Big Dog, mistakenly thought that the other party was marking the territory so she switched the subject. Now she was crying in Su Xin's arms.
"Wow... Commander, you are finally here... Taiho almost thought she was going to die again (o>~)...."
"Ah...it's okay, it's okay, she's just being naughty and wants to play with you, don't be so scared...Can you still stand up?"
"My pants are wet, so I'm worried..."
"...You actually wore it?!"
"......Huh?"
Chapter 862 Wu Mu, Danger (Together
Miss Wu, who was forced to stay in bed for several days again due to physical weakness, finally recovered her body and kidneys.
She spent a lot of time getting rid of the soreness, relieving the pain and reducing the swelling, and regaining her former healthy and lively body. During the lunch break, she caught up with Su Xin who had just finished work and started to complain.
"You are such a jerk. You're not going to care about me anymore after you've cheated me, right? Two weeks... two weeks! Do you know how I spent these two weeks?!"
"...I just lay down."
"Well... you're right, but!" Wu Mu approached the little commander who was slacking off in the yard. After a long moment of tension, his expression suddenly fell. "I almost turned into a flannel ball!"
Su Xin was stunned and didn't understand, "...What ball?"
Wu Mu wanted to give some scientific explanation, but was suppressed by Befa who was standing behind him with a perfect smile, so he had to give up in disappointment.
The young commander did not force it. Anyway, given her bad friend's tone, she estimated that he would not be able to utter any beautiful words. However, he was proficient in the use of different versions of national curses from various places in Donghuang.
Just like now, after one topic was terminated, Wu Mu cleverly used "Wow" as a connection and started the next topic, "I heard that your construction was a great success, but it's a pity that I wasn't there."
"Ah, thank you. Maybe it's just luck." Su Xin modestly added in her heart: "Besides, there is a master who helps me."
"Alas, my luck is not very good. The ship girls I build are either Chuunibyou or bitch moms. The only normal one...she actually likes to stab me!"
Su Xin was stunned again, "..she actually scolded you?"
"Ah? No." Wu Mu thought for a while and suddenly realized, "It's not a curse dialect. You can understand it as... uh, bitter?"
The little commander instantly stopped his curious expression, then blushed, frowned and glared at his outspoken friend.
But after all, I have experienced life, so I am not as shy as before. I even have time to talk back, "Didn't she...do that to you last time?"
"You don't understand. I think you don't understand at all." Wu Mu subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed his buttocks. "You should go online more often. The word tearing has a deep meaning.
The maid spoke in time, "Ahem, sorry to interrupt you, Commander Wu, the weather is very good today, the temperature is around 32 degrees, and the body temperature will feel a little higher, which is very suitable for you to go out for a walk after recovering from a serious illness."
Wu Mu was stunned after hearing this. She looked at the scorching light and heat outside the shadow of the eaves, then looked at the head maid with a serious but gentle expression, and swallowed silently.
"are you serious?"
"Of course, proper light exposure helps calcium absorption and is good for the body. Besides, aren't you curious about the new members in the master's port? Maybe you can meet them."
Wu Mu really wanted to go out for a walk, but she had no special intention. She just wanted to see if any of the new ship girls were there.
But curiosity aside, couldn't she just go to the cafeteria to take a look around during dinner? Who would go out shopping in the hot sun at noon? Why was she drying fish?!
When Wu Mu thought about his skin, which had finally turned eight shades white, turning back dark, he became furious. He slapped his thigh, his eyes widened, and shouted:
"Thank you! I'll go right away!"
"This is a parasol for you. Restaurants, shops, and even most of the ship girls in the port area have cold drinks. If you need anything, just let me know."
Wu Mu: Split:)
After walking out of the yard, Wu Mu realized that the situation was not as bad as she had imagined.
Not only did she have a parasol in her hand, but the branches of the trees on both sides of the road also cast a large area of shade. With the combined effect of the two, she didn't feel it was hot even when the sun was shining brightly.
Moreover, the feeling of not walking for a long time was really tiring, and her bones were almost rusted. After taking a short walk and getting some fresh air, she felt a lot more energetic.
"Hmm... I guess I have to spend some money on landscaping when I get back. Plant more trees. Although it's not comfortable without air conditioning, I can't slack off while sitting in the command room!"
"I now understand why people don't want to go home after getting married. Compared to living in a comfortable environment but always being nagged by others, the flowerbed downstairs in the community is more suitable for me~"
"Hehe... my butt doesn't hurt that much anymore, wow... is this freedom? So happy!"
Wu Mu was wandering around with an umbrella, sighing and jumping. Perhaps she was anticipating the idle life in the future, and her steps became lighter and lighter, until she met a little girl with a crown on her head.
Wu Mu was in a good mood and asked teasingly: "Wei! Who is coming?"
The ship girl with twin ponytails puffed out her chest and put her hands on her hips when she heard that, but she found that she was not tall enough, so she immediately called out, "Dido!"
“Okay, okay!”
The maid who arrived late took out a silver stool and placed it aside. The little girl quickly stepped onto the stool and finally raised her line of sight to the same height as Wu Mu.
"Hehe... I am the Queen Elizabeth-class Valiant, the true leader of the port area. Who are you? Why don't you kneel down and pay homage to me when you see me?!"
Wu Mu, who loves to act, likes this kind of development. He quickly retorted: "Me? I guess you haven't heard of my name yet!"
Yingyong was stunned, raised his hand to straighten the crown, and said sternly: "You are allowed to speak, I want to see, is there anyone whose status is more noble than mine?"
"Hey, listen up!" Dabo waved the parasol and flirtatiously lifted her long hair, "My dad is Li Gang!" (not the person, but the joke)
"......who?"
"Ha! You haven't even heard of my father's name, yet you dare to show off your identity in front of me? Let me tell you, my father even arrested your sister Elizabeth!"
"Although we received a report from the public that a ship girl was lost and refused to accept help from passers-by, we saw that she looked pitiful, so we dispatched the police."
Yingyong was really frightened when he heard this. He turned around and asked the maid hesitantly, "Dido, is what she said true?"
"Hmm? This, this... the master didn't tell me QA Q..."
"You mean my attendant? Tsk tsk, she's so careless. Shouldn't she help me get the news and clear the way for me to ascend the throne smoothly and rule the country?"
"Master, you don't mean that, right...?"
Wu Mu looked at the two people who were chattering across from him, and knowing that their IQ was not high, he became even more arrogant, "Aha! Why don't you get rid of your false self-esteem and face me with your true attitude?"
He spoke bravely, not wanting to lose the momentum, so he drew out his rapier and waved it in the air, "How dare you, a mere human, speak so arrogantly? Be careful, I will judge you now!"
"Oh my? Let me tell you, even my father has never hit me. If you dare to hurt a hair on my head today, I will fall to the ground on the spot and extort 18,000 yuan from you for medical expenses!"
The self-proclaimed leader frowned bravely. Her treasury was still empty, and her servants gave her a lot of pocket money, but she only picked expensive things. After buying furniture, clothes and ornaments, she had no money left.
And looking at this unknown guy opposite, he might really do such a thing. If he makes trouble in front of the servants, wouldn't her plan to take back the real power have to be postponed?
Although it is shameful for a member of the royal family to evade a difficult problem, it must be admitted that facing such a shameless guy, running away is the best way
After thinking it through, Yingyong jumped off the stool with a grunt, said "I have to go inspect other territories and don't have time to talk to you" and ran away, without even taking the maid with him.
Dido, who was left behind, breathed a sigh of relief. Compared to the gentle and worry-free commander, this arrogant royal member was obviously much more difficult to serve.
Wu Mu also noticed it, patted the maid's shoulder and comforted her: "You have worked hard. I remember you work in shifts? Next time, let your maid take care of her. It's better for you to stay with Su Su."
"Huh? You...you...you are joking."
"You're really understanding... Susu doesn't look like she'll be on top, so who's going to be the leader then?"
"How about...I divide my treasured resources with Susu? Hiss...which area would be better to give her?"
Dabolang, who knew a lot about "youth", was secretly distressed. Then he reached out his hand to the maid, revealing his true purpose of saying nice things to her in her puzzled look.
"Do you have an iced Coke?"
"This... yes, yes..."
"Wow~ Thank you. I will say a few good words for you in front of Susu."
"This, this, this... Dai, Dido has something else to do, so I'll take my leave first QA Q!
"Ah!? You left the Coke behind! And, being tsundere and passive are useless, the straight-forward approach is the way to go, remember that—!"
"(///>_
"Hmm? Who are you?"
Wu Mu was stunned. He turned his head to look at the little guy who had come up behind him at some point. He had rabbit ears, blue hair, and was wearing a little yellow hat exclusive to kindergarten. He looked very well-behaved.
Unfortunately, this trick didn't work for Wu Mu, who was a "naughty kid". She had often pretended to be good to cheat for pocket money when she was a child, and she was very familiar with the smile of the destroyer in front of her.
In order to find out what the other party wanted, she squatted down and put on a gentle smile, "Sister is your commander's good friend? What's wrong with you? Do you want some candy?"
"want!"
Wu Mu put down the Coke and turned to search his pockets, pretending not to see the other party pouring vinegar into the Coke can. He searched for a long time before looking back at the packed destroyer, "Sorry, I don't think I brought it."
"It's okay. My name is Mizunotsuki. What's your sister's name?"
"Wu Mu, Wu as in turtle, Mu as in bathing."
Mizunotsuki nodded obediently, "Since sister doesn't have any candy, I'll give it to sister. Just think of it as a gift. It's very sweet, right?"
Wu Mu took the candy and looked at it with his eyes down. It was the classic round ball with candy wrapper. The good thing about this kind of candy is that it can be restored after opening, which is very suitable for doing tricks.
"Thank you, Mizunotsuki." Wu Mu put it in his pocket, thought for a moment and took out a small metal box containing xylitol from his pocket, "This is for you, rainbow beans, they are delicious."
Mizunotsuki didn't take it right away, and asked suspiciously, "Didn't sister just say there was no candy?"
"Yes, because this thing cannot be swallowed, it is not suitable for children to eat, so I didn't give it to you at first, but Mizunoe is so smart, I think it should be okay after thinking about it."
Ma Zhujian felt a little embarrassed by these compliments. He was clearly thinking of playing a prank, but the other party actually gave him a serious gift in return, which made Mizunotsuki feel a little guilty.
I thought that if I accepted the benefit, I could just pretend to kick over the Coke, and then buy another can to compensate the sister to cover it up. However, Wu Mu quickly picked up the Coke and stood up straight, "Then sister, continue shopping. Bye~"
"Drink? But, that drink...
"Hmm? Children can't drink too much carbonated drinks, okay? Go home quickly, don't share the candy with others, okay? This is for Mizunoe alone from my sister, see you in the evening."
"Ah, that... well, let's go..."
Mizunotsuki ultimately failed to stop Wu Mu. As she watched the other person's back disappear from her sight, she felt guilty for no reason.
She took out the metal box and opened the lid. The cool mint flavor and colorful candy beans made her feel complicated. She poured out a candy bean and held it between her fingertips. The milky white candy bean was dotted with yellow spots.
