"...What if Sister Hibiki is just unlucky?"
She said "Hmm?" and secretly took out the huge anchor. "Dian-chan, how about I help you clear it?"
"Sister Xiao, Xiang wants to beat me..."
Xiao Leng Leng, who was concentrating on reading the Donghuang martial arts secret manual, looked up and advised earnestly, "Don't quarrel, don't fight, we have a bright future for the Six Drives, and the best for everyone is the real thing—"
"Oh, stop it, stop it, I'm just joking, isn't it okay~"
Dian Ke, who bullies others by taking advantage of his power, was so happy that he chuckled for a long time, and then glanced at the suspicious book in Xiao's hand, "...Sister Xiao, are you reading the illustrated radio gymnastics?"
"Hmm? This is a secret manual!" Xiao put the bookmark in place and showed the cover. "The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing Drink, I heard it's a very famous skill of Donghuang!"
I glanced at the straightforward simplified Chinese characters on the cover, wondering if this martial arts secret book could be updated from complex to simple? And it has been translated... can it still be considered a secret book?
"...Sister Xiao, did you buy this online?"
"Yes!" Xiao had a smug expression as if he had picked up a great bargain, "The price is only two hundred and fifty-forty-one yuan, and the monthly sales are still zero. Doesn't this prove that it is a unique copy? I was able to buy it, hehehe~"
Dian paused after hearing this, then turned to ask Changchun who was playing the handheld game console, "Do you know this martial art?"
Changchun saved the game quickly, then smiled maliciously, "No, but my sister Anshan knows this trick. She is the Azure Dragon among the four great beasts, and this trick is her best!"
Xiao was really attracted by Changchun's words, and hurriedly asked: "Your sister? Wow... I hope the commander can build her someday, I must worship her as my master!"
"...Then which of the four divine beasts are you?" Xiang, who had been listening for a while, couldn't help but feel curious.
"Hehe... can't you see that?" Changchun put on his hood and showed off his sleeves with cat paw pads printed on them. "White Tiger, White Tiger."
Xiao became even more excited, "Then... then do you have any special skills? Something as powerful as the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?!"
"Hiss... White Tiger's moves... I don't think I've heard of them..." Changchun blinked and began to brainstorm, "Uh... I know Shaolin Tiger Claw Hand and Five Tigers Breaking Door Knife..."
"Who is Shaolin? Where is Wuhu?"
Changchun blushed and said stubbornly: "Shaolin is one of the martial arts schools. Wuhu is... no, I said the Five Tigers, not Wuhu!"
Xiao scratched her head, thinking that Donghuang's martial arts were too profound, but as an excellent ninja, the more she knew, the better, so she made a hopeful request.
"Then can you teach me martial arts?"
Changchun scratched his soft face, "Well... this will take a long time, and you have to practice from a young age, first squatting to lay the foundation..."
"I have been learning ninjutsu for a long time, so I must have the basics. I will study hard in the future!"
"It's over. It seems like this mess can't be resolved..." Changchun blinked his eyes and dared not say a word.
Xiao thought that he was not sincere enough, but after thinking for a long time, he finally realized it and handed over a bottle of buckwheat tea. "Master, please accept my disciple's
Changchun was startled and hurriedly pulled the dazed Ayanami, "Well, Ayanami's swordsmanship is also very strong. Don't you ninjas rarely fight with bare hands? Why don't you learn swordsmanship from her first? I'll go back and teach you!"
Xiao thought about it and felt that it made sense, so he took out his little notebook and looked eagerly at the expressionless Ayanami.
Ayanami felt confused, but the other party was a destroyer from her own camp, and she had been a military police captain and was very patient when facing children, so she responded.
"...Learn sword?"
"Uh-huh!"
Ayanami took out her half-man-high sword, "...You need this first, then you can do it..."
Xiao looked at the ship-slashing sword for a long time, then took out his palm-length shuriken, "...I need to save up some money first and ask Yubari to help me make one."
Ayanami nodded and didn't express any opinion. Changchun, who had been eavesdropping, breathed a sigh of relief. Xiang was wondering if his anchor could be used as a knife. Dian didn't see what he wanted to see, and felt it was a pity.
Javelin listened to the conversation on the stage and felt deep sympathy for the ninja.
"To be fooled at such a young age... it's really great!"
"This makes me feel much better after Nimi-chan forced me to make a lesson plan last night..."
"Come to think of it, in comics, is this attribute considered 'natural'?"
"Well, let's try it out some other time."
As he was thinking, Javelin's sight moved to a white-haired guy lying on the table in the corner. In order to hide his identity, the other party even took off the rabbit ear headband.
"..Why don't you just stand the book up? What are you trying to do by removing the bunny ears?"
"And that Eldridge over there with the exact same pose, your good friend Kisaragi is treating you like a static ball? Is that okay?!"
"And Nimi-chan, aren't you a teacher? Even though this isn't your class, you should at least do something by sitting down here, don't just watch, Nimi-sensei!"
Over there, the two kids in Mutsuki's class have already started reviewing pinyin. Mutsuki is quietly teaching her elder sister, who is not very good at pronouncing retroflex sounds, how to practice her pronunciation.
Xuefeng was holding his head up, imagining his invincible performance in the physical education class. However, when he caught a glimpse of the drizzle outside, he immediately lost his mood.
"When will this rain stop? get out of class is almost over!"
Javelin thought for a moment and said, "Who knows? After all, the weather is always unpredictable. Maybe it will stop when the bell rings?"
"No!" Xuefeng stood up and prepared to go out angrily, "Let Master Xuefeng go and have a look. Maybe with luck, the sun will come out all of a sudden."
Isn't this actively seeking rain?
Except for the time when Javelin started reading girls' comics and was so moved by the beautiful plots that he went downstairs to act like a fool, he has never been so immature again.
Now, seeing that his student and friend was about to make the same mistake, he quickly stood up to stop him, "No, no, no... You can't do that."
"Why? Master Xuefeng is very lucky. What if it sees me and stops raining?"
"Well... the main thing is that we are still in class. Although it is free time, if you go out and the commander finds out, he will definitely be angry!"
Xuefeng paused, thinking it made sense, and sat back silently, "I... I'm not afraid of the commander, I just... well, I just don't want to cause her trouble!"
Javelin breathed a sigh of relief silently, then glanced at the gloomy sky outside.
"…If I really can't go to PE class, should I leave school early…or should I chat for another class?"
The firefly stretched his hand out of the window and caught two drops of rainwater. He thought for a moment, then turned around and asked the vicious person who had become limp.
"Vicious, do you have any ideas?"
“Eh——? Why do we have to attend physical education class when we can just stay where we are and rest…”
Firefly simply turned around and poked the other's warm face with her cold water-stained fingers, "Don't be so lazy all the time. The commander said that children should be lively and happy."
"Really? But our commander likes Lafite...what's so lively about her?"
These words were like a wake-up call, and Firefly was at a loss. She turned her head and glanced at the white rabbit, which showed no signs of waking up, and her heart began to waver.
"Could it be... could it be that Commander-sister really... really likes lazy kids?!"
“Hahahahaha… This is the truth. You ignorant little kid, experiencing the world of adults—Ouch!”
The man who threw a chalk-headed javelin with one hand on the stage angrily scolded her, "Don't always say weird things, and your laughter is too ugly. Cute girls should pay attention to their image..."
"You don't understand." Vicious patted his head, "This is the standard laughter of a great organization, okay?"
The firefly realized it later, "Ah, so you were lying to me?"
"Hmm~ You should get more sleep, and you'll become smarter."
This time Firefly learned his lesson and didn't believe a word he said. Seeing that he couldn't deceive her, Evil gave her another bad idea, "Actually, there is another way to stop the rain."
The sharp-eared Xuefeng turned around and asked, "What? Tell me quickly, let the invincible Xuefeng-sama complete it!"
"Well, there is a singer who is regarded as the 'Rain God' because he can control the weather when he sings. You are so amazing, maybe you don't even need to sing, just recite the lyrics and the rain will stop, right?"
"I'm not stupid, you're lying!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiang showed Xuefeng the search page on his phone, "It seems to be true. Everyone admires this uncle."
Xuefeng took a look and found that it was true. Moreover, she was the one who chose the song, so she could just pick a song with cool lyrics. It would not only stop the rain, but also show her strength, killing two birds with one stone.
So the lucky Xuefeng immediately turned to the ringing cell phone, quickly flipped through the lyrics, finally selected the song, and took a breath in everyone's expectant eyes.
Evil, who was watching the fun, sat up straight for a rare moment, stifling a laugh as he reminded, "Master Xuefeng, this needs to be read to the rainy clouds outside, so you have to read it louder so that your voice can be heard."
Xuefeng thought this made sense, so he walked proudly to the firefly that had made way for him, and shouted to the outside through the wide-open glass window.
"The shaking red wine glass and lips look like they are stained with blood!"
The sleeping Lafite suddenly fell to the ground with a start, as if he was hit by a club.
"That's an unusual, unforgivable sin!"
Eldridge, in a daze, failed to control the charge and shocked Ruyue, who was so engrossed in watching that she forgot to take her hand away, and made it numb.
"Who! Follow! Sincerely! And! Serve! As! A! Guard!"
The anchor leaning against the table, vibrating due to the sound waves, hit Xiang's feet directly, causing her to cover her foot and scream in pain.
"Step! On! Rose! And give back a... um... a kiss as a consolation!!!"
The javelin who had seen countless girls' comics on the stage covered her face and never dared to look at the Sakura Empire destroyer with a loud voice again.
"Boom!!!"
Xuefeng's flushed face lit up with joy. Looking at the sudden cessation of drizzle and the roar of thunder outside, he exclaimed, "It works, it really works. As expected, I am invincible—"
“Boom——!!! Wow, wow, wow——!!!”
Heavy rain fell in an instant, accompanied by strong winds that blew through the windows, hitting the destroyers near the windows, catching them off guard. They screamed and pulled the glass.
Xuefeng wiped his wet face, still confused, "How...how did it get bigger?!"
"Say...hahaha...maybe...you just don't have enough momentum, hahaha..."
Xuefeng looked at the vicious man who was holding his stomach and laughing, and reacted, "You you you you...you are kidding me! I I...I will bite you to death!!!"
"Ah - let go, don't bite my face, it will hurt if I sleep on my stomach!"
“Aaaaaaaa!”
Chapter 663 Eugen:???
Today's Royal Ark is destined to be a Royal Ark without vitality and spirit.
Just imagine what kind of torment it would be if the energy you need to expel your sister every day was suddenly interrupted?
"It's like a fish without the ocean, a bird without the sky, a cicada without a tree to climb, I... Aba Aba..."
In the teacher's office, Royal Ark, who was lying on the table without any image, sighed and sniffed silently.
"Only the scent of Javelin and Z23 can soothe my wounded heart..."
"But I'm almost done, when will they come back?"
"..."
"Wait a minute, let's switch to the other two periods of PE. No matter who is the teacher and who is the student... they won't come back!"
「°口°:)Xixi
The Royal Ark's head, which had just been raised, slammed back onto the table with a loud bang, causing the porcelain cup on the table to jump.
"Life without expelling my sister... is too painful...
"...Royal Ark?" There was a light knock on the office door.
The soft voice made the physical education teacher jump up from his seat, "Destroyer sister - ah, it's you, I'm not interested in aircraft carriers."
"...You make it sound like I want to be remembered by you." Little Zeppelin fought back with a cute sour face.
But this was nothing to Royal Ark. She didn't feel any shame or anger except disappointment. She only muttered weakly, "What are you doing here..."
"...It's raining heavily, I'll take Kisaragi back."
"As a teacher, how can I let these kids go back in the rain?! You don't have to go through so much trouble, just leave them to me!"
Little Zeppelin rolled his eyes at her, walked into the classroom, dragged a chair and sat down.
After all, it was an aircraft carrier, and there were no suitable courses for little Zeppelin to study. Her childish friends were all destroyers, and they all left in a flash, leaving her bored to death.
It must be said that she actually likes to play quite a lot, but because she has to maintain her image, she doesn't dare to play around with Ruyue and the others.
After all, she had experienced life and death, betrayal and abandonment. Although Su Xin was with her at the time, she was still seriously hurt by Tiexue's actions.
This caused Zeppelin to be less close to the Iron Blood ship girls, and instead preferred to stay with his kindergarten friends from the Sakura Empire.
Although she said words like "troublesome, boring" and so on, she actually did everything she should do and play. For example, this time she came to the school to pick someone up, it was not the first time she did it.
Royal Ark was obviously used to it, and let the other party sit on the chair and swing his legs, ignoring him, and said regretfully: "...No matter how cute it is, it is not a destroyer."
Little Zeppelin heard it and looked over with a cold face, "...You are such a foolish person. You will go to hell and be burned in the fire of hell and never be reborn.
